Chapter 5 Wearing the Wrong Thread

There is one more person in the family, and Hongxin also has to make some arrangements. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

He turned on the computer and logged in to the e-commerce platform and bought a few clothes and shoes for Tian Yi online. After hesitating for a moment, Hong Xin typed the words "women's underwear" in the search bar again.

Hongxin thought about it, Tian Yi couldn't stay in this house all the time, she always had to go out, and her current outfit looked too weird. Although there are occasional cosers in ancient costumes on the street, Hong Xin thinks it's better not to attract too much attention, after all, he and Tian Yi have special identities. So Hong Xin wanted to help Tian Yi buy a few clothes, but it was not appropriate to only buy clothes and pants, so he ......

"Engong, are these the clothes of your era? I think you'll look better in this one. Tian Yi appeared behind Hong Xin at some point, stretched out his finger and pointed to the computer screen and said.

Hong Xin was embarrassed: This women's model full of screens, isn't it a change for you to wear it yourself? But seeing Tian Yi's expression, Hong Xin knew that the other party was serious, not joking with herself, maybe she hadn't seen these styles, and she didn't know the difference between men and women, right?

"Well, this one is pretty, isn't it? That's it. Hongxin quickly paid with online banking, and then quickly closed the webpage.

Tian Yi didn't seem to have seen enough, and scratched his head a little unsatisfied.

Hong Xin turned to Tian Yi and began to popularize some modern life knowledge for her, "That's right, you will live in human society for a period of time in the future, so you need to understand some things about life." For example, there are men and women in clothing, and under normal circumstances, it is not possible to confuse them, and it is fine for women to dress up as men, but if men wear the wrong clothes, they will attract strange eyes......"

Hong Xin simply taught Tian Yi how to distinguish between men's and women's clothing, and probably told her to distinguish from color, design, pattern, etc. And Tian Yi also studied seriously, on the one hand, because of his respect for Hong Xin, and on the other hand, because she was really curious about the world.

Tian Yi is very smart, she memorized everything Hong Xin said in just one time, and believed that subtly, she would soon be able to figure it out.

"Thank you for your doubts!" Tian Yi smiled and hugged his fists.

This action attracted Hong Xin's attention, it stands to reason that even ancient women would not perform fist salutes, obviously Tian Yi has not had much contact with human society, and he has not even figured out some basic rules. However, Hong Xin doesn't plan to correct her, these ancient rites are no longer suitable for the current society, just remove them together.

"Also, even your words and deeds should be changed. For example, we don't use the title of 'Engong'. There is no need to do such an action again. Hong Xin said and hugged his fists.

Tian Yi nodded first, and then immediately shook his head and said, "But, if you don't say the word 'Engong', what should I call you?" ”

Hong Xin smiled, "The previous ones have been cleared twice, and keeping you here is just a gesture, you don't have to be grateful to me, just call me by my name." ”

Tian Yi looked a little hesitant, but nodded anyway.

Hong Xin thought for a while and felt that there was a particularly important thing that he needed to explain to Tian Yi, "By the way, the current era is very different from the era you lived in. For example, in the interaction between people, in this time and space, no matter what kind of evil deeds the other party does, whether it is insulting or beating, you can only do limited defense. You can't fight at the slightest disagreement, or even kill someone with a grudge, you know? ”

Hong Xin's worries are not unreasonable, because Tian Yi is a banshee who has cultivated for thousands of years after all, and if she kills someone without a serious shot, it will not be able to end.

Tian Yi immediately nodded and said, "I know, I know, there was such a rule in my time, if there was a dispute between mortals, there would be a quick arrest to arrest someone." And if we attack mortals, there are human monks or Taoist priests who do the way for the heavens. I've never killed a human. ”

Tian Yi was a little weak-hearted, she really hadn't hurt a human being, that was because she was a little afraid of the human race. As for youkai like Yo Tian - that's the law of the jungle. Tian Yi was impressed by the fight, and she believed that her opponents remembered it as well, because the mountain spirit with good deeds had given her the nickname "Nine Lives Cat Demon".

Hongxin didn't know Tian Yi's mental activity, he nodded with satisfaction, believing that the beautiful banshee in front of him was a "fuel-efficient lamp". Then, Hong Xin became interested in Tian Yi's previous era and asked, "Since you mentioned the era?" So what era did you live in? ”

I don't know if Tian Yi has also seen some ancient celebrities, Hong Xin feels that he has to inquire carefully.

Tian Yi was a little embarrassed, it had been too long, and she couldn't remember it herself, "There are a lot, I only remember that the name of the year before the seclusion was called 'Hongwu'." ”

During the Hongwu period? Isn't that the beginning of the Ming Dynasty? Hong Xin was stunned, which explained why Tian Yi was still wearing ancient costumes, and his speech and demeanor were quite ancient. It has indeed been too long since she entered the WTO.

Now Hong Xin feels that it is useless to teach Tian Yi by herself, and she needs to systematically establish a new worldview. After pondering for a moment, Hong Xin thought of a solution, that is, TV. TV shows are all-encompassing, and they can still let Tian Yi gradually understand the world, especially the legal channel, which can tell Tian Yi what to do and what not to do. Of course, the most fundamental thing is to take Tian Yi out of the house and let him integrate into society, instead of being an incompatible female monster.

So, Hongxin brought Tian Yi to the sofa in the living room and taught her how to watch TV in the name of entertainment. Tian Yi was indeed smart, and in a few minutes he mastered all the buttons on the remote control.

The female monster had never been exposed to the medium of television, which was much more interesting than the dramas she had watched in ancient times. Soon, she watched it with relish.

Hong Xin breathed a sigh of relief because of this, and taught Tian Yi like a child, which was a tiring job. Fortunately, Tian Yi had a TV to watch, and Hong Xin was also idle, so he wanted to think about the livelihood of the two of them, so he submitted his resume on the Internet.

In the blink of an eye, in the afternoon, Tian Yi was still watching TV tirelessly, while Hong Xin's work was at a loss. At this time, the doorbell rang, and it was the clothes that Hongxin purchased online.

Earlier, Hong Xin thought that Tian Yi could wear modern clothes as soon as possible, so he looked for stores on the e-commerce platform that promised to arrive on the same day in S City, but he didn't expect it to be really efficient, and he got the real thing in just a few hours.

"These are all bought for you, go and change them." Hongxin opened the package and handed it to Tian Yi.

"So these are all for me?" Tian Yi was overjoyed, she watched Hongxin shop online with her own eyes, these clothes were all she had seen, but she didn't expect Engong to buy them and give them to herself.

Tian Yi was very pleasantly surprised, and Hong Xin was a little relieved, it was really a pleasing thing to make a beautiful girl smile. Afraid that Tian Yi didn't know how to wear these clothes, Hong Xin personally compared: "This one, wear it on the upper body, put it in like this." This one resembles an ancient profane trousers, you know? ”

In the end, Hong Xin didn't dare to touch the two underwear, but pointed to it and said, "This one is on the chest." ”

Tian Yi nodded again and again, and went to the bedroom to change her clothes in surprise, she had never worn such fine clothes.

Hong Xin watched Tian Yi enter the house, and a smile rose on the corner of his mouth: the clothes he bought for Tian Yi were all bought according to his preferences, such as hip-wrapping dresses, high-waisted hot pants, and shapewear stockings. This is a little selfishness of Hong Xin, he wants to dress Tian Yi up sexy and charming, so that he can bring it out and save face, no matter how bad it is to look at it at home, it is really eye-catching.

The waiting process was a bit boring, and Hongxin tuned his TV to the news channel.

At this moment, Tian Yi changed his costume and walked out. Hong Xin turned his head, thinking that he would see a beautiful woman who captivated the country and the city, but he didn't want the reality to surprise him. Tian Yi is wearing a tight hip-hugging dress, although the style does not match her age, but because of this, it makes people look strangely beautiful.

It's just, what's that piece around the dress?! I said ru on the chest, but I didn't let you wear it over your clothes!

Hong Xin was speechless for a while, pointing at Tian Yi speechless, he was thinking about how to tell Tian Yi the correct way to wear without involving min-sense vocabulary.

At this time, a piece of news came out on TV: "This morning, an ancient tomb was found at a construction site in Yinshan District, our city, and a coffin was excavated. According to experts, the age of the tomb owner is the Song Dynasty. At present, the relevant departments have protected the site......"

Tian Yi was originally happily waiting for Hongxin's comment, and was a little apprehensive, afraid that Engong would say that she was not good-looking, but after hearing this news, she glanced in the direction of the TV. With just one glance, her face changed, her smile disappeared, and her eyes glowed fiercely.

It was a real fierce light, Hong Xin saw that Tian Yi's eyes glowed a faint green!