"Brother, you just came out of the hospital, do you feel that it is difficult to see a doctor now, and it is expensive!" The taxi driver chatted with Yanfang while driving. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Old drivers maybe... Maybe it's too lonely.

"It's okay, I don't have a serious illness, and I have medical insurance!" Yanfang's brain is a little messy now, and she really doesn't want to chat with this old driver, so she said nonchalantly.

The car drove into a residential area, and the security guard did not let him in, so he had to stop at the door.

Based on politeness, Yanfang pointed to the iron gate of the community and said, "I'm here, and I'll go in first." ”

As soon as he reached the door of the rented house, he heard the sound of rummaging through the cabinets in his house.

Yan Fang's heart lifted. Could it be that there is a thief in the house?

After hesitating for a moment, he took out his mobile phone and walked to the side lightly: "Hey! Demon spirits? Right... Right! I'm going to report that my home has been burglarized,... Well, it's still inside, burglarizing in broad daylight, it's too arrogant, and it's too unreasonable to take our police comrades in your eyes......"

After making the call, Yanfang didn't plan to sit still, picked up the mop in the corner, opened the door with the key, and rushed in with a shout, "Arrest!" You thief, raise your hand to me. ”

And then...... And then there was a shocking scene.

Mouse! To be exact, it should be a golden hamster, raising two small paws, and the melon seeds in his mouth fell to the ground in fright, looking at Yanfang with wide eyes!

Similarly, Yan Fang, who was frightened, was stunned for a while before she reacted, "Who are you!" ”

"Well, I'm ...... I. ”

"Why are you in my house."

"I... I'm lost! ”

"Lost... Ghost believes! Yan Fang roared angrily, and was about to roll up her sleeves and smoke it, but a siren sounded outside the house!

It's bad, how can the police go out so fast now, how can the police explain when they come, it's always ...... You can't say that the thief is a hamster!

He's going to be arrested in a mental hospital, what should he do...... What to do! Psychiatric hospital...... Mentally ill...... Right! Pretending to be crazy and stupid, this is a good solution.

"I blame you for being a dead rat, look at it, turn my head on my back, right... Leaning against the wall, singing conquest, uh... Forget that you are a rat and should not know to conquer, then it is cheap for you, think about it! Yan Fang waved her fist and said through gritted teeth.

"Oh!" The golden hamster stood up according to Yanfang's request, and suddenly found that it was wrong, well, but he just couldn't think of anything wrong, and thought: "It seems that you will have to eat less melon seeds in the future, this... This thing damages the brain cells of rats so badly that the brain is getting worse and worse! ”

When the policeman's uncle rushed over, he happened to see Yanfang with a crooked mouth, sloppy hands, staring big and small eyes, walking back and forth in the house, unkempt hair, dirty face, and even faintly smelling a foul smell, already looking like a fool.

"Sir, did you call the police?"

Yanfang pretended not to hear.

"First, did you call the police?"

Yanfang still pretended not to hear.

"First...... Gotta be a fool. The police uncle shook his head helplessly, and found that there was nothing abnormal in the house, and then knocked on the doors of Yanfang's neighbors one by one, and after making sure that there was nothing abnormal again, the helpless police uncles had to close the team!

……

"I ...... I can't stand it anymore. The golden mouse turned his fat body and looked at Yan Fang, who was still pretending to be crazy and stupid, hesitated for a moment, was silent for a moment, took a bite of melon seeds and said, "You are so bad!" ”

Yanfang: "......"

"I'm so bad, it's not because of you! Whoever asked you to turn it around, carry it to me! Yanfang turned around and closed the door, pinched her waist and walked to the golden mouse, leaned down, and pointed to the other party's little nose, "Say!" What are you doing at my house,... Eat... Eat... Still eat, you put down the melon seeds for me, do you understand politeness, didn't your mother tell you, do you have to listen carefully when others speak? ”

The golden mouse looked dazed, although it didn't understand how it could understand what the human in front of it was saying, and it wasn't sure if this person could understand what it was saying, but it was sure of one thing: this melon seed was indeed delicious, milky, yes, greasy and sweet, very catchy. Uh, it's just a little salty.

Yan Fang snatched the melon seeds from the golden mouse's paws, and said angrily, "Ask you!" ”

"I... I got lost, I couldn't find my way back, I walked for a long, long time... I found a small hole and drilled into it, and... And then that's it, I... I really didn't steal anything, these melon seeds are snacks I brought with me when I went out! You give it to ...... Give it to me! The golden mouse said nervously, jumping in place, stretching out his little paws to snatch the melon seeds in Yanfang's hand.

"Uh...... You brought these melon seeds out yourself? Yan Fang rubbed her chin.

This is a brown flat melon seed, which is no different from ordinary black melon seeds in appearance.

But there is a slippery feeling when rubbed in the hand. The smooth melon shell and the full melon body make people salivate, is this the legendary milk-flavored watermelon seeds that are fried after 9981 processes plus more than 30 kinds of spices, often sold out of stock in supermarkets, and famous?

Yan Fang couldn't help but break off a piece with his hand and put it in his mouth, the aroma of milk and the crispiness of melon seeds immediately made his taste buds explode-fried, one word: refreshing!

"It's delicious!" He couldn't help but moan. Moaning screamed!

"You...... You actually ate my melon seeds, this is what I finally found, I fought with you! The golden mouse said waving its two little paws and baring its two small front teeth.

"Are you sure you want to fight with me? Then there are no more melon seeds left......" Yan Fang said flatly, while putting the remaining half of the melon seeds to his mouth, making a gesture to throw them into his mouth!

"Ah...... No! The golden mouse looked at the melon seeds with big watery eyes and swallowed saliva.

Yanfang: "......"

"That's it, if you promise to be my little brother, I'll give you the melon seeds!" Yan Fang suddenly laughed evilly and said inch by inch.

"Good! Okay, I promise. The golden mouse nodded and said without thinking about it.

"Deal! In a word, it is difficult to chase the horse. Yanfang smiled and threw the melon seeds over!

……

"What's your name, little hamster?"

"Little Gigi!"

“…… Chick. Chicken? The name...... That's the name really. Mouthful! ”

"Not that chick. Chicken, it's the good luck that turns evil into good fortune! ”

"Do you still know how to ...... idiom?"

"You can talk to me, what is so strange about my idioms!"

Yanfang: "......"

"Are you really lost?"

"Uh-huh, I can't find a home, my home is beautiful, and my mother is beautiful."

"Your mother'......"

Yan Fang was about to talk to her newly acquired little brother about other things, when suddenly there was a knock on the door!

A beautiful woman in a pink V-neck T-shirt stands in front of his house.

The height is not short, the body is not bad, the slender legs are covered with black lace pantyhose, and the denim blue skirt looms the **** wrap! The slightly curly black hair is half-covered and half-caged, which is particularly intoxicating. Especially the two crumbling and slightly sinking chests on the chest, like mines that can't be buried deeply, blew up Yanfang with a "boom".

"Wow~Oh! Busty goddess! Yes, I like it! Yan Fang groaned in her heart, her eyes involuntarily aimed at the two majestic mountains on the woman's chest and the ravine between the mountains.

"You're at home, are you okay?" The woman's voice is exceptionally good, and the most important thing is to give Yanfang a familiar feeling, as if she had heard it somewhere.

"Oh? You are? Yan Fang thought for a while and said. He didn't seem to have seen such a beautiful woman in his memory!

"I'm ......" The woman suddenly didn't know what to say, and thought for a moment, "You were electrocuted in my house, I just went to the hospital to see you, and the doctor said you went home." ”

"Oh...... The black ...... of the landlord's house Hi! Hello! Yan Fang touched a cold sweat, he really didn't expect that the woman with black face at that time would be her, he almost shouted the word "black-faced woman".

"The doctor said it was nothing serious, so I was discharged!" Yanfang couldn't help but sneak a glance at the other party's breasts that were about to burst their clothes, and said with a dry mouth, "Why are you in the landlord's house?" ”

"I'm the landlord's daughter, because I have weekends off, so I came over to take a look, listen to my mother, are you an employee of 'Huilong'?" The woman asked with wide eyes.

"Yes, it was determined only the day before yesterday, and I will go to work on the first day tomorrow!" Yan Fang asked with a smile.

"Really? Then we will be colleagues from now on, and I will be in the No. 3 family home. ”

"That's great!" Yan Fang nodded and was about to say something, when he suddenly saw a hole in the woman's left breast, the plump breast peak, white and pink, which made his face flush and his heart rippled, "She... She didn't even wear a bra! ”

"It's big...... I love the big ones! Yan Fang groaned in her heart again, her heart beat faster, and her blood flowed!

But in front of the beauty, he still has to maintain his image of a pure and ignorant little virgin, so Yanfang breathed a sigh of relief, looked like a curious baby, and kindly reminded: "Sister, you have a hole in your chest!" ”

I have to say that Yanfang performed so well.

"It's... This ......" The woman blushed and didn't know what to say.

How could she answer these words, she couldn't say, "Your eyes are so sharp?" Are the eyes so good? ”

When she was taking a bath just now, her mother called and asked him to see how Yanfang was doing, and whether she was in serious trouble after being electrocuted. What kind of daughter, you have to talk to others, don't let people sue us, stabilize each other first, and wait for me to deal with it!

was said so by my mother, I didn't even care about wearing a bra, and I came out with a casual dress.

The T-shirt was just bought online yesterday, and it just arrived today, and she didn't come to see if it was damaged, God knows that there is a hole in it, which makes her exposed, and of course it also feasts our little virgin Yanfang.

Looking at the back of the woman who hadn't gone far, Yanfang hesitated for a moment and asked, "Hey, what's your name!" ”

"Ouyang Qing... Sunny day! ”