Seeing the situation in front of him, Wen Lang couldn't cry or laugh a little, and saw an erha crossing his legs, peeing happily on his legs. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Of course, Wen Lang can't deal with a dog, but where did the dog owner die?

Wen Lang got up and kicked Erha, turned around and looked around, only to see a bewitching woman running towards Erha, seeing Wen Lang kicking Erha, she screamed: "Who are you, neurotic, why are you beating my Xiaobao?" ”

Wen Lang was drenched in dog urine, and he was upset, and when he was called by this girl, he suddenly became angry.

"Your whole family is insane, you don't know how to lead the dog when you come out, your dog daddy peed on Lao Tzu's leg, are you still reasonable?"

The bewitching woman was holding Erha to comfort her, and when she heard Wen Lang's words, she didn't raise her head and said: "Who let you lie there, you just go back and wash it, a big man is still worried about a dog, **silk!" ”

Wen Lang was a little angry when he heard this, and to paraphrase a sentence from Zhuge Xianxian, that is, "I have never seen such a brazen person!" ”

"Stand up and apologize, didn't your mom teach you manners?" Wen Lang shouted!

The bewitching woman stood up and shouted screaming, "Husband, husband, someone is bullying me!" ”

As the woman finished speaking, a shirtless fat man not far away turned around and walked over, with a gold chain as thick as a little finger around his neck and a black dragon tattooed on his arm.

"Boy, you're tired of being crooked, aren't you?" Walking in front of Wen Lang, the fat man roared viciously.

Wen Lang was actually thundered by the shape of the fat man, what age is this, is it good to be a little creative, is it not that all the nouveau riche look like birds.

"Fatty, you haven't kicked an iron plate, have you?" To that woman, Wen Lang scolded a few words at most, but if this fat man dared to say a few more words, Wen Lang would ensure that the skills he had just practiced would just use him to test his skills.

The fat man hugged the waist of the bewitching woman who was tired of his arms, and glanced at Wen Lang, "Boy, you have a kind of woman who dares to bully Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will let you know today that some people are not something that a little ant like you can afford to provoke!" ”

After speaking, the fat man let go of the woman's waist, walked in front of Wen Lang, and clenched his fists with a crackling sound.

Wen Lang watched the fat man's movements calmly, and didn't take this little role seriously.

"Boy, let you know your grandfather's fist today, and teach you how to be a person for your mother!"

The fat man's words fell, and he stretched out his fat slap and pumped it in Wen Lang's face, for a guy like Wen Lang who looked weak, the fat man felt that he could handle it at will.

Before the slap landed on Wen Lang's face, the fat man felt as if his wrist was tightly clamped by an iron hoop, and he couldn't move a point.

The fat man raised his eyes to find that Wen Lang was looking at him with a smile, and his wrist happened to fall into the other party's hand.

Wen Lang hated the fat man who just said that he wanted to teach himself how to be a man for his mother, so he casually raised his hand and grabbed the fat man's wrist, and slapped the fat man's fat face, this time Wen Lang used a little strength.

I saw that the fat man's face quickly swollen, like a dog that Wen Lang once raised when he was stung when he bit a bee.

"Wow!" The fat man opened his mouth, spit out a mouthful of blood, with two back molars, and looked at Wen Lang in horror, although people often have their teeth slapped out in TV dramas, but when the fat man really experienced this feeling, he found that it really hurt.

"Do you want to teach my mother how to behave for me?" Wen Lang grabbed the fat man's left hand and tightened it, and the fat man hurriedly used his other hand to pull Wen Lang's fingers, and the sweat on his forehead flowed down like a waterfall.

Wen Lang patted the fat man's face again: "Just like you, what kind of underworld are you pretending!" ”

The bewitching woman saw that the fat man couldn't make any waves in Wen Lang's hands, and she was so frightened that she didn't dare to make a sound.

Wen Lang made another effort in his hand, and the fat man knelt directly to the ground, "Big brother, I don't know Taishan with eyes, spare me!" ”

Seeing the fat man's confession, Wen Lang didn't sympathize with him, this kind of person is bullying the soft and afraid of the hard.

Turning his head to look at Erha, who was circling around the bewitching woman, Wen Lang suddenly felt that he didn't need to find any stray dogs.

"Dead fatty, I see that your dog is destined for me, do you have any opinion that I want to take it away?" Wen Lang squinted his eyes and said hesitantly. He felt that the mantra of the quasi-Taoist in the novel of the flood was very flavorful at such a time.

The fat man nodded hurriedly: "No opinion, big brother, I have no opinion, you take it away, the braised stew is up to you!" ”

Wen Lang was amused by the fat man's words, and glanced at the fat man, "How do you lead it, don't you see that this dog doesn't have a dog leash, I see that the dog chain around your neck is just right, go, change it yourself!" ”

Wen Lang let go of the hand that grabbed the fat man's wrist, he quickly untied the gold chain around his neck, and called Erha over, and the gold chain instantly turned into a real dog chain and put it on Erha's neck.

After the fat man put the chain on Erha, he stood up and looked at Wen Lang pitifully.

Wen Lang stepped forward and picked up Erha's two front legs, and found that it was quite appropriate to drag it away, so he turned to the fat man and said, "I see that you look like a lucky cat, remember to find a few more people to retaliate against me in the future!" ”

The fat man hurriedly stopped his hands that were wiping sweat: "Big brother, I don't dare!" ”

Wen Lang ignored it, waved it, and dragged Erha away.

Of course, he is not afraid of the fat man's revenge now, in fact, Wen Lang is usually a gentle person, if the fat man didn't want to teach him a lesson at the end, and the two of them didn't mean to be sorry, Wen Lang didn't want to rob their dog.

In the end, I snatched the fat man's gold chain, which is purely Wen Lang's bad taste, I don't know when Wen Lang especially hates the kind of goods with a big gold chain hanging around his neck, not to mention that it is not enough to say that it is full of turtle flavor, and some local big money every day to find some unknown so-called calligraphers to write a few words and hang a grade.

dragged Erha to a corner where no one was, Wen Lang sent him into the space, and after telling Yaya to let her play casually, Wen Lang returned home.

After going home and taking a shower, Wen Lang decided to stay in the space and find out some of the hidden functions of the space more clearly, and the space has a big advantage, that is, there is more time, and you can sleep lazily with peace of mind.

For Wen Lang, what he yearns for most is to sleep and wake up naturally, but as he grows older, this simple idea gradually becomes impossible.

After entering the space, I found that Yaya was running around chasing Erha, and the sound of crisp laughter echoed throughout the space.

Seeing Wen Lang coming in, the girl ran towards Wen Lang, threw herself into Wen Lang's arms at once, hugged Wen Lang's neck and said coquettishly: "Brother, this dog is so stupid, it can't understand what he says." ”

Wen Lang stuck out his tongue when he saw Erha being chased by Yaya for a long time, and silently plucked a handful of sympathetic tears for it, "Didn't you say that this space can optimize the genes of animals and plants, why don't you optimize it?" ”

Yaya pursed her lips and said, "Not yet, you have to wait until the system finishes sorting out all the earth data before you can unlock this function." ”

After hearing Yaya's words, Wen Lang once again sympathized with Erha's miserable life in the past few days, unless he waited for Yaya to optimize it to see if he could understand some simple commands.