Yunlin guessed who it was and pretended not to hear. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The door clicked a few more times, and then the door lock turned and it opened by itself. A fat ball walked in.

"The surname is Yun, didn't you hear the old lady knocking on the door outside? Playing dead, isn't it? ”

The fat ball cake face, the fat pig's waist, and a pair of legs are thick and short, I can't bear to look at it directly. It's none other than Lin Hongxiang, the landlord of this rented house.

The name is unbearable, and the person is even more vulgar, the mouth is poisonous, and the more than 70 tenants in the building can't say that she is one.

Yunlin saw that her gums hurt, and said, "It's the landlord's aunt, I was in the toilet just now, and it was inconvenient to open the door." Why are you here on this big night? ”

"What do you think I'm here for? Collect rent. Let me tell you, you haven't paid your water and electricity bills last month, and this month's rent is about to expire, I'll calculate it for you, even the rent with water and electricity bills and property fees, a total of 1,182 yuan, take the money" Lin Hongxiang walked in front of Yunlin, and her chubby fat hand almost reached Yunlin's nose.

"That, Auntie, isn't there still a few days left before the rent is paid, you can delay me for two more days, and I will pay it in two days" Yunlin's tone was a little weak, there was no way, there was no money in his pocket, and he couldn't get up.

"There's no money, huh? If you don't have money, you will give me a roll, surnamed Yun, it's not that the old lady looks down on you, you say that you are not a small person, you are idle every day, don't look for a serious job, even a few hundred yuan a month of rent and utility bills, you give toothpaste as if you can, don't let the old lady run two or three times, you can't pay it, you see the old lady annoyed, the old lady sees you even more annoying.

The old lady also saw that you were a college student and had just graduated, so she agreed that you should pay 500 a month, you go and inquire, in this community, which building does not have a rent of 6 or 700 a month? Just last month, you said that you were short of money, you could only pay a rent, and the water and electricity bills were slow, did the old lady give you a relief? The old lady has given you more than 20 days of relief. Now you tell the old lady this set again, you are embarrassed to say that the old lady is embarrassed to listen, today, the old lady also put the words away, can't pay the rent, you just roll me up and get out, the old lady wants to rent this house There are more people, not worse than you"

Lin Hongxiang said reasonably, Yunlin was speechless, so he had to laugh awkwardly: "Auntie, what you said is right, what you said is right, it's like this, I have found a job now, and it won't take long to have money, you delay me for a few days, after a few days, I will pay it all right, you drive me away now, you can't collect this rent, besides, Auntie, your family has a big business, not only the whole building is yours, but you also have a commercial building in the downtown area, and it's not bad for me to pay this money, isn't it?" ”

"If I'm not short of money, should I let you live for nothing?"

"No, anyway, can you delay me for two days, isn't it time to pay the rent yet?"

"How many days will you delay?"

"Ten days ......" glanced at Lin Hongxiang's face, and then changed his words and said: "Otherwise, it will be done in seven days."

"Three days" Lin Hongxiang stretched out three fingers in front of Yunlin, and said indifferently: "The old lady will give you three more days, and after three days, if you want to return this set to the old lady, you will give me a roll"

"Cheng, in three days, I will definitely hand it over" Yunlin touched his nose and said with a smile.

Lin Hongxiang glanced at Yunlin with disgust, twisted her fat body and left, went to collect money from other tenants, and scolded and scolded as she walked: "Now the people who rent houses this idea are all poor ghosts, if the old lady doesn't force it, no one is willing to take the initiative to pay, I really think that the old lady is doing charity."

Pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, Yunlin also looked a little unsightly when he heard it, this dead fat woman, she can't accumulate some virtue, the richer she is, the meaner she is, she deserves to be married for the rest of her life.

If he had money, Yunlin would have paid it a long time ago, but he has not stabilized for more than half a year after graduation, how can he have the money to pay the rent?

I was a little depressed.

Let's study this world APP again.

Yun Lin tattooed the ghost gate of the underworld on his wrist again, and with a pinch, the little ghost who was pulling the wind just now jumped out again.

"Dear Mr. Dreamer, at your service"

Yunlin also happily pulled the little ghost's hand and said, "Pippi, right?" Nice to see you. I still don't understand my work, thank you, give an explanation, and what is this Difu APP, you can also introduce it"

"Okay, respected Mr. Dream Master, you should know that our underworld is engaged in the soul business. In ancient times, the fate of souls was distributed according to the merits and disadvantages, good souls, such as warriors and doctors, all went to heaven, and bad souls, such as petty theft, liars and bandits all went to hell.

But now it is a market economy, and the old-fashioned way of distributing souls is no longer in line with the current development trend of the Three Realms. And after the middle of the nineteenth century, with the rise of mechanical civilization, many people have lost their souls, and even if there are some, they have run to Heaven because they yearn for the prosperity of Heaven.

The business of the underworld has been light recently, so the emperor Xudu, who is in charge of the underworld, is determined to start a lure policy to find a dream salesman of the underworld in the world. He was asked to promote the dream of the prefecture on behalf of the prefecture, lure outstanding talents to sign contracts with the prefecture, and induce customers to go to the prefecture for development after death.

And you are such a devil's spokesman chosen by the underworld. Got it? ”

Yunlin nodded, thinking that this position was like a sales specialist who sells insurance in the world. The difference is that the insurance industry is selling accident insurance, while this one is selling the dream of the prefecture.

"I understand the meaning, but the work seems to be difficult, I fool people to go to the underworld with red mouth and white teeth, and people have to be willing?" Yunlin Road.

Peeves smiled and said, "The dreamer doesn't have to worry, and the underworld knows that this job is not easy to do, so it gives you a privilege - temptation." Here, I'll show you a piece of software first."

Peeves said, pointing his finger in the void, only to see that the place that was originally air suddenly popped up a virtual interface, on which a lot of professions were densely written.

There are names under the profession, such as Bill Gates, Jobs, Warren Buffett, Jack Ma, etc. under big entrepreneurs, and Steven Spielberg, James Cameron, Peter Jackson, etc. under big directors. Under the famous actors, there are Stephen Chow, Jackie Chan, Andy Lau, etc.

Yunlin didn't know each other either.

I only heard Peeves say to him: "This software, called Dream Cheat Device, these names you see are all household names in Earth 1, Earth 1 is one of the 3,000 small Earths, and it is also the place that is most similar to the customs and humanities of Earth 105 where you are."

For example, there is a country on Earth 1 called China, which is very similar to your home country, China.

And your job is to find dream young people who want to become successful and famous in your world (Earth 105), and then first urge them to sign a soul contract with us, and then you pick and choose the experiences or classics of the above successful people on Earth 1 to give them useful gifts, so that they can become famous. Do you know what that means? ”

Yun Lin touched his nose, nodded and said, "You mean, if there is a person in our world who wants to be a great writer, but he has no talent himself, even if he writes for a lifetime, it is impossible to write classics, and if he signs a soul contract with me, then I only need to copy a copy of the classics of other great writers on the earth, and let him copy them to become famous?" ”

Pippi nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, that's what it means, when you meet someone who wants to be a director, you tempt him with a hand-me-down script, when you meet someone who wants to be a singer, you use pop songs to lure him, and when you meet someone who wants to be a fashion designer, you copy the mature works of other top designers in the world to him, in short, you use the temptation that will definitely make him successful and famous to urge him to sign a soul contract with us."

Our slogan is, I have the ability to help you realize all your earthly dreams, but the premise is that you have to sell your soul to me first......"