"What do you little goblin know?" The land lord immediately blew his beard at Tian Yi and said, "Even if it is an ordinary drought in the world, there must be a few years of famine in the world. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info and do you know the difference between being released and this marquid? ”

Although Tian Yi has a thousand-year-old Taoism, she can indeed only be regarded as a "little goblin" compared to the immortal and immortal land lord, and when she is taught a lesson by the elders, she can only keep her mouth shut and keep silent.

"So, what's the difference?" Hong Xin frowned and asked.

"The immortals don't know that ordinary drought rays have the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, and once they are born, they often make the heavenly court have a headache. And it is rumored that the one who was sealed in S City is the ancestor of zombies, the daughter of the former Yellow Emperor (1), and the girl in Tsing Yi! ”

The words of the land lord had no effect on Hong Xin, because he didn't know what the hell the girl in Tsing Yi was, and Tian Yi on the side had already exclaimed softly.

The Yellow Emperor? According to Lei Zhenzi, the Yellow Emperor made the "Nine Heavens Yingyuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun" after his old man ascended to heaven by dragon, and he was his top boss, how did his daughter become the ancestor of zombies? Hong Xin thought to the side.

The land lord saw Hong Xin's doubts, and he then explained: "This matter can be traced back to the ancient period when the Yellow Emperor fought Chiyou, it is said that the Yellow Emperor attacked Chiyou back then, but was blocked by the wind and rain masters invited by Chiyou, and he was about to be defeated. At this time, the fourth daughter of the Yellow Emperor, the female lu who often lives on the Kunlun Mountain, arrived in time, and it was she who broke the magic of Fengbo and Yushi and helped the Yellow Emperor turn defeat into victory. After this battle, the female lu was exhausted and could no longer fly into the sky, so she had to stay in the world. And because it doesn't rain where it lives, people call it a drought.

"After her death, she became an evil spirit because her resentment was too strong, and she was the first generation of drought fish, and was worshiped as the ancestor of drought fish. It must be known that she had supreme mana during her lifetime, and her cultivation increased unabated after death, even if Da Luo Jin Immortal came, she might not be able to stop her! At the beginning, it took a lot of effort for Heavenly Court to seal her and suppress her in a barren land near the sea. Who knows that the world is impermanent, thousands of years of vicissitudes have passed, and the original barren land has become a prosperous place, which is the S city where we are. This time she sees the light of day again, and S City is going to suffer. ”

It turns out that this product has such a background, if it is really her, I think it will be more powerful than the drought that Tian Yi experienced.

"What then? As you say, wouldn't there be no one to stop her? You can't do it, I can't do it, we can't see the drought and chaos happen, right? "Hongxin wants to force the land lord to come up with a solution.

The land lord pondered for a moment and said: "It's better to be like this, the upper immortal belongs to the thunder department, so the upper immortal will invite your heavenly venerable and ask him to lower the thunder of the heavenly gods, how about giving it a try?" ”

Anyway, there was a solution, but Hong Xin said embarrassedly: "I just became an immortal, and I don't know how to contact my superiors yet." ”

"It's okay, anyway, the little old man should also play the matter of the female reappearance in the world to the heavenly court as soon as possible, and by the way, in the name of the above immortals, please invite the thunder department Tianzun, okay?"

Well, this is a serious matter, in your own name, in your own name, Hong Xin nodded in agreement.

"Shangxian, since you live here temporarily, Xiao Lao'er still has a reluctant request. In the future, if there are any more demons, I hope that the immortals will not stand idly by. ”

"I will help if I can, we are also colleagues, we should help each other." Hong Xin said something about the scene.

Who knew that the land lord was serious, and he said with a straight face: "If there is something to do with the immortals in the future, whether public or private, you can also call the little old man, and I will definitely follow the rumor." ”

Hong Xin still wanted to refuse, but the land lord over there had already said to himself: "If there is anything that the immortal needs my service, just stomp on the ground with his feet, and the little old man will naturally be able to sense it." ”

The two sides have agreed, and the land lord said goodbye to Hongxin, "The little old man doesn't dare to continue to disturb, so he will leave." ”

After speaking, the land lord also turned to Tian Yi on the side and said, "You little goblin, it is your blessing to be taken in by the immortals, you have to be careful, you know?" ”

Tian Yi serves himself? It's good if you don't serve her yourself. Hong Xin hurriedly explained: "It's not what you think. ”

"Oh? Is she here to stay? That's not true! Dare to embarrass the immortals. The land guy turned to Tian Yi and shouted loudly.

To some extent, it was true that Tian Yi did not leave, but it was with Hongxin's consent, and he explained: "We are companions in life and death, and we have a lifelong friendship. ”

"That's not going to happen." The land lord shook his head and said: "There must be an elder and a young to be humble, it is better for me to make the decision, and allow this little goblin in my jurisdiction to be a person in the house, and usually have someone to warm the bed and serve the pillow." Immortal, you just need to remember that you broke off this relationship when you returned to heaven, that is. ”

Hong Xin only felt that he didn't catch his breath! Unexpectedly, this little old man is not only old enough, but also feudal enough in thinking, and still stays in ancient times. "Warm bed pillow" is not good to say, where can Tian Yi's temper stand it? Now that's the real disaster......

Sure enough, Tian Yi over there had already exploded, her beautiful eyes widened, and she scolded: "You old man who doesn't cultivate, what do you say stupidly for no reason?" You are not an old man in the sky, what kind of marriage is involved here? ”

Hong Xin smiled bitterly, the land lord really won't pick the time, if he starts with him in normal times, although Tian Yi will not agree to such a ridiculous thing, but he will not be scolded in person. But tonight, Tian Yi was angry with himself, and when the land lord talked about it at this time, he really couldn't open any pot and which pot to mention.

Who knew that the land lord also felt offended, and he said confidently: "You are just a little goblin with some Taoism, asking you to serve the immortals, the benefits of which are self-evident, what else do you not want?" You're still a woman, I really don't know when you, the tigress, will be able to land? ”

Tian Yi was scolded as a "tigress", and some could only be more angry, she didn't want to quarrel with the land lord, and raised her hand to step forward to perform "full martial arts".

Hong Xin hurriedly ran over to stop her, and said to the land: "You old man, let's go quickly, anyone will catch the cat when it gets angry." ”

The land lord is only old and respectable, but when it comes to Taoism, he may not be very profound, and he is afraid that Tian Yi will go crazy and will not be able to clean it up, so he can only avoid it for the time being.

It doesn't make sense, the little goblin's eyes are full of affection when he looks at the fairy, and he is clearly a pair of happy enemies, how can he not be happy to give her a step down? Thinking as he walked towards the wall, he used the wall-piercing technique to leave Hongxin's apartment.

Tian Yiyu was still angry, slapped Hong Xin a few times and said, "It's all you, let that old Buxiu say such a shameful thing." Who's going to warm your bed? ”

After saying that, Tian Yi turned around and walked back to her bedroom, slamming the door shut, and Hongxin even heard the sound of locking.

When encountering this kind of thing, Hong Xin can only admit that he is unlucky, the land lord is simply here to add to the chaos, what does his old man say with a big mouth, Hong Xin can't bear it.

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Note (1): In myths and legends, there is controversy about the fact that Nulu is the daughter of the Yellow Emperor, and the view that Nulu and the Yellow Emperor are not related to each other is the mainstream. But for the sake of the plot, the author here identifies Nulu as the daughter of the Yellow Emperor to enhance the bond of the characters. Regarding her origin, take the Baidu entry "Chishui Woman Dedication" as a reference.