"Xiaojing, it's time to eat! Come on! The feudal state shouted as he finished cooking and brought it to the dining room. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's coming!" After Feng Jing installed the drug bully and the plant vs. zombie, he ran to the restaurant.

At the dinner table, the second meeting between father and daughter also officially began, unlike before, before Feng Jing, I didn't know what the feudal state wanted to express, and I was confused, but now it's different

In her impression, it seems that Feng Liu, the son of the uncle's feudal army, is gay. Probably young and vigorous too particular about personality or something, when eating Chinese New Year's Eve dinner for the New Year, the eldest aunt Feudal Lan ridiculed Feng Liu for not looking for a girlfriend, or she announced that she was out of the closet when she introduced one.

This is no less powerful than dropping an atomic bomb at Feng's house, which directly infuriated my grandfather from the dinner table into the hospital.

The feudal army beat Feng Liu on the spot and forced him to say that he was not gay, but Feng Liu refused, and the father and son turned against him.

Feudal Lan blamed the feudal army for not educating his son, and educated the eldest grandson of the old Feng family to be a homosexual who put his grandfather angry in the hospital during the New Year. And the feudal army also blamed Feudal Lan for having a lot of mouth, everything was caused by her mouth, and the brothers and sisters turned against each other.

……

Feng Liu, who fell out with his family for his boyfriend, seemed to have been dumped by his boyfriend again, and jumped off the university teaching building in despair and despair, and finally became a smear of ashes.

The eldest aunt couldn't accept her son's suicide, and her spirit was abnormal and she entered the fifth hospital (psychiatric hospital), and the eldest uncle was almost white-headed overnight, and the grandfather heard the news that Feng Fenglan accidentally said that he had leaked his mouth, and his blood pressure rose directly, and finally he died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

"Xiaojing, why are you in a daze? Eat! The feudal state sandwiched a chopstick chili fried meat for Feng Jing, "It's not as delicious as your mother's cooking." ”

Feng Jing hurriedly took a bite and patted his ass, "No, no, no, the taste is still very good." ”

"Eat more if it's delicious, look at your thin ......" The feudal state shook his head, with an expression that a daughter was so thin that she was about to become a clothesstick.

"I'm not thin, this is called the standard!" Feng Jing retorted, she is thin where she should be thin, and the place where she should be fat is also very material...... Ahem, it will be very interesting in the future!

"Okay, you young girls shout about losing weight all day long, what kind of fat do you lose in just two or two meats? Don't become a hemp pole when the time comes, you won't be able to marry in the future, and your father will support you for a lifetime! "The feudal state jokes.

"If you can't get married, you can't get married, and I'm not in a hurry, anyway, there are no men and women! Two girls in the United States can also get married! Feng Jing consciously brought the topic to the homosexual aspect.

"What?!" The feudal state really fell into the trap.

"It's lace!"

"What lace is not lace, what is it that two women in the United States can still get married? I'm telling you, if you find a girl in the future, don't come back! I don't want you as a daughter! The feudal state said loudly, as if the louder the voice, the more confident he was, and then Feng Jing obediently obeyed.

"Lace is another name for lesbians, and when did I say I was gay? It's just a joke and a casual remark, Dad, what are you stimulated by? Feng Jing said innocently.

"It's good if you don't have it." The heart carried by the feudal state fell back into the chest.

"But Dad, what age are you, why are you still so old-fashioned? Old antique or old feudal? Feng Jing teased.

"Where am I old-fashioned and old-fashioned?" The feudal state was not happy and asked rhetorically.

"And say no! Why are you so disgusted with homosexuality? Is it that when you see homosexuals, you will burn them all to death, as they did in the nineteenth century? Feng Jing continued to ask.

"That's not ......" the feudal state reflexively denied, now it is a society ruled by law!

"Tell me more! The look on your face just now was like you're going to eat me. Feng Jing patted his chest with a palpitating look.

"Humans need to reproduce, and if they are all gay, then won't humanity be extinct? Moreover, the law of nature is the combination of men and women, and violating the law of nature needs to be corrected. ”

"But existence is reasonable! And now that the population is exploding, the water polo is almost unable to withstand our rapidly growing population, and homosexuals have no offspring to alleviate the population pressure! ”

"Nonsense! How many homosexuals have slowed down population growth? "The feudal state scoffed.

It seems that the big reason doesn't make sense.

"What would you do if Dad, suppose, I mean, suppose I'm gay?" Feng Jing asked.

"Assumptions don't work!" The feudal state glared at Feng Jing and said firmly.

"Let's just assume that you don't say that we are friends who communicate on an equal footing? Why don't you answer a friend's question? Feng Jing said.

"Other issues can be communicated on an equal footing, but this question is not good! You'd better not think like that! ”！ The feudal state vetoed it.

"Then I'll tell my mother later, you hid your private money in the soles of your shoes, and behind the bedside table, and under the second drawer of the wardrobe...... Feng Jing closed his eyes and began to count the small treasury of the feudal country.

"Enough!" When the feudal state heard that Feng Jing had blown out the private money that he had just hidden under the computer monitor, he had to agree to communicate with her on an equal footing about a topic that he didn't want to communicate at all.

"Dad, what would you do if I was gay?" Feng Jing continued to ask.

"I'm going to kill you!" The feudal state replied without thinking.

"What if you don't die? And now is a society governed by the rule of law, let's kill people and break the law! ”

"Then get out and cut off the father-daughter relationship!"

"Are you willing?" Feng Jing asked, "Maybe you got angry and kicked me out for a while, won't you regret it when you are angry?" ”

"Homosexuality is not a good thing, if you get rid of it, you will be kicked out, what is there to be reluctant to? Big deal, big deal I'll have another one! "The feudal state is full of dissatisfaction, I don't know if it's because of the threat of the blockade, or because of the topic of homosexuality.

"Well, have you ever wondered how I'm going to live if I'm kicked out by you?"

"What do I care about your life?" The feudal state snorted.

"What if I killed myself?" Feng Jing continued to ask.

"This ......" the feudal state used to say as it pleased, but it was only here that it became cautious.

"Suppose, I mean suppose, don't be nervous, I'm not gay, it's just a hypothesis," Feng Jing saw the skeptical expression of the feudal state and immediately stated again and again, and then said what he was going to say next, "Suppose I suddenly find out that I am gay one day, and I must be very scared in my heart, and then tell you about it, and ask you to help me figure out what to do, and as a result, you beat me up in anger and kicked me out of the house, then I probably won't want to go to the extreme!" Dad, is homosexuality really so scary? Not a way to live? ”

"Do you have friends who are gay?" The feudal state suddenly asked.

"Uh...... Well, yes, he was scared. Although Feng Jing was surprised by what the brain circuit of the feudal country was, he still nodded, anyway, Feng Liu is indeed ah! I'm not lying, either.

"Fengjing, the tradition and general environment of our Celestial Empire seem enlightened, but in fact it is very narrow. Homosexuality is an outlier in our opinion, this is thousands of years of precipitation of thought, it is difficult to change, dad is the same, I am sure, no matter which parent finds out that their child is gay, the reaction is the same as dad, if it is true that the child dies parents may regret it, but really no parent can deal with it rationally, eat, the food is going to be cold. After the feudal state finished speaking, he gave Feng Jing another chopstick dish and stopped talking.

Feng Jing thought while eating, could it be that Feng Liu really had to go to live abroad to have a peaceful life?

"Xiaojing, did you watch the movie called "Lilies"?" The feudal state suddenly asked.

"Well, I've seen it!" Feng Jingshun replied.

Really! He knew it! Xiaojing is so introverted and doesn't like to make friends, except for Tang Xiaowan and Han Cheng downstairs, who else will be regarded as her friends?

Thousands of precautions, but in the end, they still didn't prevent it.

Actually, she doesn't have any gay friends at all, right? In fact, Feng Jing watched the movie and sent it to test him, right? In fact, Feng Jing is afraid that he will become gay and suffer the kind of experience of the protagonist in the movie, right?!

Actually, it's still influenced by the movie, right?! What a broken movie!