7. Returnees
"Understaffed! The SOS group has encountered an unprecedented crisis! Haruhi studied the digital map of the city and let out the exact same exclamation for the twelfth time. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The reason why she said this was because of Galadya's words not long ago.
"The enemy is not an idiot, we go to the door, of course they will run away - the more troublesome the guy, the better at escaping, everywhere."
I think she's talking about the targets she's been hunting lately, but Kasuga thinks of those words in a different direction.
The city we live in is not very big, but no matter how small it is, it is not a problem for a few people to escape from it.
"I hate to admit it, but the tall girl has a point—the unthinkable are shy, and they'll try to escape, so we have to be on all sides to make sure we catch them!" Kasuga uses a sensor pen to divide the city into zones on the touchscreen of a laptop computer (naturally paid for by aliens), marking the possibility of strange phenomena in each area (what did she use to determine this possibility?). Intuition? While sighing regretfully, "Only six people are indeed not enough!" ”
Is six people less?
"I don't feel the need to increase the number of victims." Xuzi is much more direct than me, "It's enough to have five of us." ”
Hey? Why didn't you include Galadia?
"If you want to scout all four sides of the city at the same time, and leave no obvious gaps, you need at least four groups of people." Kasuga obviously didn't listen to Xuzi's criticism at all, and was still talking to himself, "It takes eight people to do it." ”
What do you mean: to recruit two more members?
"Kazuya, the drama department was an influential club back then, right?" Kasuga looked at the stills of "The Tuanzi Family" posted on the propaganda board on the wall, and asked thoughtfully, "In addition to the members we have already seen, aren't there one or two ghost members?" ”
"Ghost members?" I didn't understand what she meant.
"It's the kind of person who submitted an application for joining the ministry, but in fact he didn't come to participate in a club activity once, and he couldn't even see anyone, and everyone forgot to look for him." Kasuga talks about incredible topics as if he is stating common sense, "Generally speaking, in a club like the drama club, it is natural that there will be one or two such members. ”
That's right...... Is there such a member......
I sighed and didn't answer.
"Judging by your attitude, is there really such a member?" Xuzi was taken aback, "This is too unrealistic!" How could such a thing happen! It's the 21st century, and we are not in the deep mountains and old forests here, how can someone really go missing for more than a year? ”
"In fact, it is true that people go missing often, and it is not uncommon to be missing for more than a year." Dressed in a maid's outfit, he was busy in front of the microwave and spoke to Hina, "Really, disappearances are common. ”
Alas, this guy remembered his sister again......
But that's also very normal, since the death of both parents when he was a child, only the sister and brother depend on each other, even if the social welfare in the future era is quite perfect, the warmth of the family is still not something that the charity fund can give, and now that my sister is missing, of course he will be anxious like an ant on a hot pot. So it's no wonder that this little boy, who is a weak and obedient baby no matter how you look at it, smuggled into a dangerous past, falsely declared his age and pretended to be a high school student, and even mustered up the courage to approach a dangerous person like Haruhi, even if he was bullied to become a maid, he didn't give up - all just to get his sister back.
Maybe we should give him a medal of "Sister Control Maximum......
"In short, now that the drama department has been taken over by the SOS troupe, I am not the kind of gentleman who will tolerate the unexcused absence of his subordinates as long as he says a few kind words, the former minister Nagisa Furukawa (obviously, the two transitional ministers - Tomoyo Sakagami and Yuhiko Nagato, who was magnificently ignored by her)!" The more Kasuga talked, the more excited he became, and he simply stepped on the stool with one foot, ignoring the fact that he might be gone, and announced loudly in a dignified tone like when the monarch issued an edict in the old days, "I don't care about the past, but the vacation ends here!" Tomorrow when the club is active, I must see those guys come to report! ”
I'm sorry, but Yuji has burned out and disappeared, and even Saori's predecessors can't do anything, unless a miracle really happens, otherwise-
Wait a minute! Seem...... Suzumiya Kasuga...... She seems to be a real goddess!
Ha...... Daydream...... Even if it's a real goddess, it's impossible to resurrect Yuuji, who has disappeared for a long time, just by saying a word.
Wouldn't the world be crazy in that case?
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The world is crazy!
When I woke up, I felt as if my surroundings had changed slightly, and I couldn't tell what had changed, but I felt an inexplicable sense of alienation from things that should have been familiar—as if they looked a little different from what I remembered.
For example, the stone statue at the entrance of the school – I always thought it should be a cherry blossom tree.
And our homeroom teacher doesn't seem to be the young and beautiful Eri Kagurasaka, but a boring bad old man.
In addition, the activity room of the drama department should not be isolated in the corner of the campus surrounded by trees - this place looks more like a cemetery than a club room, and it is impossible for the timid Furukawa Nagisa to choose this place as an activity base! It's a haunted house at night!
But all these questions were thrown out of the sky when I saw the two figures sitting in the activity room of the drama department (now it should be called the SOS group group).
Petite Shana was smiling and holding her favorite pineapple bread, biting down on it, and the teenager who was with her was my long-lost friend.
- Yuji Sakai!
"Yuuji?!" I couldn't help but exclaim, "You...... You're not ......."
"I should be dead." Yuji replied innocently, "Whether it's in my memory, or in your memory, I'm indeed dead." ”
"But ......"
"As you can see, somehow, I'm resurrected again." Yuji smiled and said briskly, "Don't ask me why, I'm confused myself." But anyway, I'm glad that I was able to come back to life. ”
Yes, it doesn't matter what the reason is, Yuji is resurrected, which is great news!
"There's even better news." As we spoke, Xana had already finished the small pineapple bread at a seemingly slow speed, and said with a rare smile, "The 'torches' in this city - no, judging from the intelligence network of the Fire Mist Warriors, all the 'torches' in the entire world have turned back into humans. ”
Oh, my God! Who is so powerful? Turned all the countless 'torches' back into human beings at once?
Well...... If my memory is not completely wrong, there should be only one powerful person in this world with such magical powers-
"Hi guys." This smiling woman is the one behind all this.
The greatest goddess in this world, an incredible being who truly "makes all wishes come true", is said to be able to recreate the entire world casually, resurrect the dead, and achieve countless miracles - Haruhi Suzumiya!
Kasuga is obviously very happy about the return of Yuji Sakai, a ghost club member of the drama club, although she pretends to be serious, criticizes Yuuji's squatting behavior at home for not participating in club activities for a long time, and lists a series of negative teaching materials of dead otaku - which even mentions a bad example of not going out for many years and finally turning into a dry corpse in front of the computer - but from the corners of her mouth that have been upturned and her calves shaking briskly, you can know how happy she is now.
"Yuji Sakai, a member of the SOS team, the only two right things you did were: first, join the SOS team; Second, we have recruited a new team member - Xana! ”
That one...... Yuji is a member of the drama department, and he hasn't officially joined the SOS group yet...... And Xia Na's application form is also filled in with an application to join the drama department - after all, the SOS troupe has not been recognized by the school and is not an official club.
At this festive moment, it's better not to say anything that ruins the fun.
A few hours later, in the dead of night, I met Yuji and Xana on the roof of the city's tallest building, the amusement park's bell tower.
"Hey, you're out on patrol too?"
"No, we're waiting for you." Yuji replied with a smile, "I think you will definitely come out tonight, and since you have come out, you will definitely come here, because you can overlook the whole city." ”
Ha, this guy is really as sharp as ever, and he hasn't changed at all.
"I was resurrected this morning, and when I came back to life, I noticed that there seemed to be a slight change in my surroundings - of course, it was not serious, and it was completely acceptable." Yuuji's posture is like a dog-headed military division, "Compared to the fact that the 'torch' has been repaired all over the world, this small change will not form any distortion at all." ”
"Actually, the Red World Demon Kings were all surprised." Arastel's usual deep and calm voice sounded from Xana's chest, which had not improved at all in the past year, "This situation is unheard of—those human beings have indeed been eaten, and what remains in the world is only a little insignificant residue, and who has such great magical powers, can release such an amazing power of existence in one breath, and restore the world's 'torch' into a living human being?" ”
"I can't imagine such a great existence."
Ha...... I do know what this is all about.
So I took a moment to explain to them who Kasuga was and what she was capable of.
To my slight surprise, Yuuji, Xana, and Arastel easily accepted the existence of the "Kasuga Goddess".
"Compared to me, who is known as the 'God of Destruction', and Uroboros, who is known as the 'God of Creation', this goddess is a truly magical existence!" Arastel had the most positive attitude, and if it weren't for the lack of a body to move around, he might have set out to establish the "Cult of Kasuga-worship......
"Anyway, we owe her a favor for resurrecting the shattered Yuuji." Xana's voice was not loud, but the seriousness in her eyes showed that she definitely didn't mean to laugh, "We will try to repay this kindness, as long as she gives an order, even if it is to annihilate an entire army-"
Yuji couldn't help but interrupt her, and the resurrectee, who still had common sense, persuaded his excited girlfriend a little uneasily: "That, Xana, forget about the exaggerated things......"
"Long-winded!"
Looking at Yuji and Shana's noisy appearance, I finally couldn't help but laugh.
"Yuuji, welcome back."
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How did Yuji Sakai come back to life? Of course, it is supreme power, and it is revised.
The whole world can be reset, not to mention just one Yuji Sakai?
Keep in mind that all the laws and constraints do not exist for Haruhi Suzumiya.
And the Lord said, Let there be light.
That's it.
The only exception is those who live in this world, but do not exist in this world, even the almighty goddess can only affect them a little.
That's why the story of the harem is written-otherwise, wouldn't it be a traditional harmonious harem?
Unfortunately, I wouldn't write anything like that.
I have no love for harmony.
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Again: This chapter is a bit short.
No way, it's too busy!
Please Haihan, and by the way, I wish you all a good night.