【Chapter 36】I almost had a nosebleed
[One-click harvest success, successfully obtain eighteen points of experience.] Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info】
After harvesting the pineapples from the successful farm, Xiao Zi looked at the screen in front of her and clicked to eradicate the crops.
[One is successfully eradicated, and three points of experience are gained.] 】
Ye Qing didn't see any of this, because those experience points, every time they appeared, they appeared on that screen, and Ye Qing didn't have a screen now, so naturally he couldn't see it.
After the harvest was successful, Xiao Zi turned her head, looked at Ye Qing, and asked, "Master, next, do you continue to plant pineapples, or do you plant anything?" ”
Ye Qing thought for a while and said, "I'm hungry, let's solve the problem of my stomach first, right?" ”
[Received.] 】
Before Ye Qing could react, Xiao Zi's hand didn't know when a pineapple and a pineapple knife appeared, and the pineapple knife was like the wings of a helicopter, spinning rapidly.
Brush brush, brush, in a few seconds, a clean pineapple appeared in front of Ye Qing.
[Master, please use it slowly. 】
"Damn, you still have this function?"
Seeing Ye Qing in a daze, he couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, how big he is, he really hasn't seen how fast he is, compared with the machine, maybe the machine will be willing to bow down.
Xiao Zi is not a person in the human world, and of course he doesn't understand what I mean.
Xiao Zi, who didn't understand what I meant, immediately translated, and the result after translation was that in his mind, there was no translation result, no result was reached, Xiao Zi could only ask Ye Qing: "Master, what do I mean?" ”
burst
Ye Qing, who heard this, couldn't help but cover his mouth and forcibly let himself not laugh, but in the end, he couldn't help laughing.
[Master, what do I mean? 】
Ye Qing: "........."
"What I mean, that is, I don't know, okay, don't ask what's wrong, hand me the pineapple. I'm so hungry that my stomach hurts? ”
Ye Qing stretched out his hand to take the pineapple, and began to eat the pineapple as expected, Xiao Zi saw Ye Qing and said that she didn't know, she wondered in her heart, and thought, if you don't know, what do you say?
I must know, I think it's because you're stingy and don't say anything, right?
[Damn, master, if you don't say it, you won't say it, so I'm too lazy to ask you? 】
Because he was too hungry, Ye Qing, who took the pineapple, couldn't help but open his mouth and bite it down, so he took the third bite and was just about to swallow it.
By Xiao Zi's sudden sentence, I damn it, Ye Qing was about to swallow himself, and the pineapple that had been chewed up was squirted out in an instant, just right, all of them were sprayed on Xiao Zi's body.
Since Ye Qing was a little far away from Xiao Zi, the pineapples that squirted out of Ye Qing's mouth were scattered and sprayed on Xiao Zi's chest.
Xiao Zi was wearing a low-collar skirt, the original collar was already low enough, but now that Ye Qing sprayed it, Xiao Zi was suddenly frightened, and quickly slapped the pineapples on her chest collar with her own hands.
A scene that made people bleed, how did it appear in front of Ye Qing, Ye Qing saw that half of the saliva in his mouth had flowed out, and he didn't even know it.
And the nose, almost nosebleeds.
[Master, why are you so unhygienic? 】
[Spraying things everywhere, and spraying it on Xiao Zi's body, really. 】
"That, that, I didn't mean it, it's just that I ate too much and swallowed it."
Ye Qing apologized very badly, and apologized with an expression that I really didn't mean to.
But in my heart, I was thinking, why didn't I just spray under my skirt? What if it squirted on the skirt?
After Xiao Zi patted the pineapple on her collar, she looked at Ye Qing and said, "Master, I'm going back to change my clothes, and your clothes are all stained by you." ”
Ye Qing wiped the saliva at the corner of his mouth with his own hand, and said with a smile: "Then you go back and change your clothes first, I'll leave the farm first, I still have something?" ”
"I'll leave the rest to you, peel two more pineapples for me and leave, right?"
After eating two or three pineapples, Ye Qing, who left QQ Farm, opened his door and walked downstairs, before Ye Qing walked downstairs, he smelled a smell of vegetables from afar, which was very fragrant and fragrant.
"Ye, you came down, I thought you overslept?"
Ouyang Xiaofeng, who was setting the dishes on the table, put down the dishes in his hand, looked at Ye Qing with a smile and asked.
How did a table with fish, meat, vegetables, and wine appear in front of Ye Qing, Ye Qing looked at Ouyang Xiaofeng a little incredulously, and asked, "Didn't you say that you can't cook?" ”
At this time, Ouyang Xiaofeng, with an apron hanging on his body, put down the steaming vegetables in his hand, and said, "Of course I don't know how to cook?" ”
"However, this dish is not cooked by me, it is cooked by Brother Oak,"
Ouyang Xiaofeng pointed towards the kitchen and said with a smile.
Although Ye Qing knew that Oak could cook, Ye Qing did not let Oak cook any of them, if Ye Qing was on a business trip in the past, Oak would cook his own portion in the castle by himself, and every time Oak cooked, there would be no food left.
Because of this, Ye Qing had never tasted the dishes cooked by Oak, and now seeing it, Ye Qing walked over quickly, picked up a pair of chopsticks from the table, and picked up a cabbage sum and ate it.
Crisp, non-greasy, the original flavor is still there, and it tastes like eating raw and uncooked, but after taking a bite, there is no such uncooked feeling.
Ye Qing, who was silent in the dishes cooked by Oak, was like a wooden man, and after taking a bite, he kept bending down and staring at the plate of cabbage in front of him in a daze.
Ouyang Xiaofeng saw Ye Qing take a bite of the green vegetables, and he was in a daze here, shouting loudly: "Hey, did your saliva leave on the cabbage on the table?" ”
Ouyang Xiaofeng shouted loudly, and Ye Qing, who was still silent on the delicious cabbage, suddenly woke up by Ouyang Xiaofeng's shout.
Ye Qing, who was frightened awake, touched his nose and said, "Have you finished cooking?" ”
"I'm starving."
"BOSS, ARE YOU AWAKE?"
Ye Qingchao looked at Oak who came out of the kitchen with two dishes and nodded, and said, "It's really a real person who doesn't show his face?" ”
"I don't know until now, what kind of delicious dishes can you cook?"
Orc: "Boss, where are you talking?" ”
"The food you cooked is much better than mine, but I was hungry just now, and I saw that you hadn't woken up yet, and I didn't worry about you, so I just got up by myself."
Ouyang Xiaofeng: "That's right, when I came down to look for something to eat just now, I saw that Brother Oak was also hungry, I just wanted to order fast food, Brother Oak said that the fast food outside is unhygienic." ”
"Brother Oak said that he knew how to cook, so I started to wash the vegetables, and Brother Oak started to cook."