Chapter 50: Crayon Shin-chan
More than 100 magazines were almost sold, and the other teams gathered in small carts at the entrance of St. Mary's Girls' High School. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info chatted while waiting for the others.
"The teacher is really a teacher, and the funny comics are just as interesting. Have you read the latest story? ”
"Look, it's the story of that little kid, right? It's so funny, I actually lifted the model's skirt in public and said, 'Mom, this dummy doesn't have a beard underneath,' and I laughed to death......"
"yes, yes, yes, and 'do you want to spank?' I'll go take a shower first.'" It's a stroke of genius......"
Everyone covered their mouths and laughed with red faces.
Kyoko was curious and poked Erika: "Erika, what is the dummy's beard talking about?" ”
Erika hit her with a red face: "Stupid apricot! Don't ask so much for children! ”
Apricot is full of question marks and can't wait to send out all the remaining magazines.
Counting the stars and the moon, and finally waiting for the magazine at hand to sell out, she took the last one she kept, sat on the nearby steps, and flipped through the new issue.
"Crayon Xiaoxin" is about 4~6 pages in one sentence, and three or four words can be published in one issue, and as the first issue, not only 40 pages are published, but also half of them are printed in color.
The first few stories are very close to life.
Help mom buy fish, "No celery?" Beef no? Dare to open a shop without anything", the angry fish shop owner scolded, "Look clearly, we are a fish shop here"!
Visiting the mall with her mother, Meiya has all kinds of all-you-can-eat tastings, down-to-earth reception, and beard jokes that Apricot can't understand;
Xiaoxin was reading in the bookstore for nothing, and the store manager wanted to drive people away but was embarrassed to say it directly, and came up with all kinds of tricks, all of which were resolved by Xiaoxin one by one.
Apricot laughed out loud when she saw it, this kid is so funny! Like a little adult!
"Crayon Xiaoxin" also has a feature, the density of laughs is extremely high, and there will be more than 2 laughs on each page, far exceeding the level of one laugh on the n pages of other comics. I couldn't stop laughing when I got my hands on it.
At the extreme, 2 squares can be funny once, which is simply heartbreaking.
Just like in this episode, the neighbor came to Meiya to go shopping together and asked Xiaoxin: "Xiaoxin, what is your mother doing?" ”
Xiaoxin replied while playing a game: "I'm doing useless resistance." ”
In the next grid, the angry Meiya pulled Xiaoxin's face: "Please say that I am making up!" ”
With only 2 grids, it can create such a hilarious effect, how can it not be popular?
Apricot simply laughed and giggled. "Mr. Ai Luo Wuyong deserves to be my favorite cartoonist!"
With that in mind, she turned to the last story. Also a slightly longer plot.
Xiaoxin's secret base opened up with everyone in the kindergarten was occupied by the new principal, because he was misled by a timid man, everyone said a word, and the brain made up a result: the head of the kindergarten is the underworld.
Everyone was scared, but in order to help Dumb retrieve the "treasures" in the secret base, everyone still tried to find a way to sneak in.
But there was a terrible bully at the gatekeeper, and the children who went to explore the way were beaten back crying.
[Seeing this, Apricot tilted her head: "Huh? It seems familiar. ”]
Xiaoxin was not afraid of death and went to dance the elephant dance, but when he came back, he was sympathetically said by Kazama: "It seems to be pecked and swollen." ”
When it was Zhengnan's turn, he pushed and dragged and didn't dare to go. Nini is angry, Dumb's treasure must be very valuable, and if you sell it, you can make everyone live a luxurious life! How can you be so cowardly!
Although Masao is afraid of the Demon King, he is even more afraid of Nini. While crying, he carried a large tea jar on his head, a desk, and a broom in his hand, to crusade against the demon king.
"I'm sorry, please help me tell my mother, in fact, the curry rice she makes is the best."
Of course, there is no doubt that he was beaten back crying.
It was Kazama's turn again, and he was squeezed to fight the big demon king, but as soon as he left, Xiaoxin just patted his head: "Ah, I remember, there is a back door that leads to the secret base." ”
"Don't say it sooner!"
Everyone complained together, and then slipped through the back door of the teacher's office and snatched back Dumb's treasure.
As soon as the camera turned, Kazama, who was abandoned by everyone, was scared to pee in his pants as soon as he walked to the door and saw the appearance of the demon king.
Kazama thought with a desperate face:
"When I was in elementary school, I would be laughed at 'you peed your pants in kindergarten', and when I was in college, I would be laughed at 'you peed your pants in kindergarten', and even when I got married and I died, everyone would laugh at my graveyard and say, 'This guy peed his pants in kindergarten'...... My life is over! ”
["The teacher is so annoying, so."] Looking at the little finch in Kazama, Apricot covered her face, but she couldn't help but be curious and wanted to peek. ]
After crying bitterly, the witty Kazama in order not to be discovered by others, so he ...... Take off your pants. Then he picked up a piece of broken glass as a "treasure" and ran back with his bare buttocks.
Everyone happened to gather together to study what Dumb's treasure was. Kazama rushed into the class, pretending to be exhausted and fell to the ground, saying:
"Listen to me, oh no, I finally defeated the Demon King and ran into the secret base, but suddenly a man in black snatched Dumb's treasure in front of me, I resisted desperately, and only found the remaining fragments...... Hey, what do you think I'm doing, what I'm saying is true! ”
There was a loud laugh in unison.
At this time, the new dean let go of the reins of the "Demon King". Without anyone knowing, the "Demon King" flew to the door of the sunflower class.
The evil gatekeeper turned out to be a big white goose!
The children are full of farts and urine, but the brave Nini grabs Masao's broom, only to be slapped away by the disdainful goose.
Seeing that Nini was about to fall into crisis, Dumb threw out his "treasure"!
The "treasure" smashed to the ground and shattered, knocking the goose away, and Nini was rescued!
Everyone held each other up, celebrated the victory over the demons, and then asked Dumb, why are your treasures so powerful?
Dumb: "It's the boogers I usually save." ”
Masao: "Wow, don't come near me, it's disgusting!" ”
Kazama: "Ah, I just fell on it! I'm going to take a shower! ”
Xiaoxin: "It's so powerful, I want to save it too!" ”
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The story is over, and everyone works together to defeat the Demon King, which is gratifying and congratulating.
But the apricots are about to explode.
"Abominable, abominable, abominable! There are geese, boogers, secret bases, and peeing pants...... It must be that badass! Tell everyone else all my secrets. The big bad guy who doesn't keep his promises! Apricots can't spare you! ”
When I think of the guy who touched her head, gentle like a big brother next door, and vicious like a demon in hell, Apricot hated the roots of her teeth, and betrayed the secret of a child, it was so bad that she was a beast! I want to bite him to death immediately.
At this time, other people's small talk came into her ears: "Do you think Nini and Apricot are very similar?" Especially the double ponytails of those two candy headbands, oops, so cute. ”
"I'm not Nini! I'm not so violent! I'm a soft and cute girl from the inside to the outside! ”
Apricot retorted, and hurriedly took off the bow on the right ponytail, and held it high for everyone to see: "Now I only have one ponytail, so I'm not Nini!" ”
The laughter of the crowd became louder, and someone came over and rubbed Apricot Son's face: "Apricot is so cute, I really want to take you home and help me take care of my disobedient brother." ”
"I hate it, I hate it, it's not an apricot in this comic!"