Guo Yunde: "I feel very embarrassed, the male host is wilted, the two of us are not famous, you are still facing the big guys, let them call us names." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Song Dazhuang: "That's right, it's embarrassing to dig a pit for us before you come to power!" ”

Song Dazhuang's last sentence increased his voice and movements, startling the defenseless Guo Yunde.

Guo Yunde: "What are you doing?" Shocked. Let's not say that few of us in the audience know us, Xiaoxian, do you remember me? ”

Song Dazhuang: "A 'cheap' word, you are giving full play." ”

Guo Yunde turned his head and glanced at Song Dazhuang, and continued to look at Xu Xiaoxian with a cheap expression, so that people who didn't know thought that there was something wrong with the two of them.

Xu Xiaoxian: "I know, I know both of you, your name is Guo Quede, and his name is Song Dazhuang." ”

Xu Xiaoxian knew the two of them and deliberately mispronounced Guo Yunde's name.

Song Dazhuang: "That's right, Xiaoxian still has a good memory, thank you for introducing the two of us, I'm very happy." ”

Guo Yunde: "What's happy, happy, is she right?" You'll be happy. I'm teasing, you're laughing, how can you act if you rob me? ”

Song Dazhuang: "It's good that you don't act, I can see this industry clearly, and it's just funny to think about the method of torture." Every time you perform, you make me happy, you are happy, you are willing to say that you don't give money, and you will be even more energetic if you give you money. ”

Guo Yunde: "Don't say it, okay?" People gave 200,000 yuan, don't you still have half of it? Did I give you less? If you want to break up the gang and finish the performance first, people will give you money, and you have a bit of professional ethics, so let me hurt you first. ”

Song Dazhuang: "Do you understand?" The front is pretending to be righteous and awe-inspiring, and the back begins to tell the truth. ”

Guo Yunde: "Just kidding, I haven't officially introduced it for a long time, my name is Guo Quede." ”

As soon as Song Dazhuang heard that Guo Yunde said the wrong thing, he hurriedly took it over and did not give Guo Yunde a chance to talk back.

Song Dazhuang: "That's right, my name is Song Dazhuang." ”

Guo Yunde was stunned, it wasn't the content of the show just now, he really said the wrong thing, he reacted quickly, pretending to wake up and was bored, with a confused look.

Guo Yunde: "No, what did I introduce myself just now?" It's Guo Yunde, right? ”

Song Dazhuang: "It's all over, let's continue, that's right just now." ”

With Guo Yunde's expression, the audience burst into laughter.

Guo Yunde: "It seems that he said something wrong, and he interrupted and forgot about it." The two of us are really talking nonsense to make you laugh. Next, we will give you a 'welfare', because the time to receive it is too late, so there are bad places for you to bear more. ”

Song Dazhuang: "What is there to say about welfare?" What benefits did the company give you during the Chinese New Year? ”

Guo Yunde: "There are many kinds of benefits, including a wide range of benefits, and they are not limited to the company's employees. For example, the more girls cross less in the summer, is it a benefit? ”

Song Dazhuang: "Yes! ”

Guo Yunde: "The one next to him wears a skirt in winter, and he is the only one in the house, is it a welfare?" ”

Song Dazhuang: "Yes! But the benefits in your eyes are quite special. ”

Guo Yunde: "That's it, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, so I like this." ”

Song Dazhuang: "Pay attention to what you say, saliva is flowing out." ”

Guo Yunde hurriedly wiped it with his sleeve, he was quite responsible for his mouth, wiped it back and forth a few times, and asked Song Dazhuang very seriously.

Guo Yunde: "Anything else?" ”

Song Dazhuang: "It's real, it's not there at all, I'm just an exaggerated metaphor." Do you know how many fans she has? Aren't you afraid of destroying your body? Such a big person is still so obscene. ”

Guo Yunde: "Pay attention next time, you don't understand what I mean, good gentleman, fair lady." ”

Song Dazhuang: "It's the opposite, it's my fair lady and gentleman." ”

Guo Yunde: "Look at you, this little thing is still careful, isn't it just upside down?" Has the meaning of this changed? ”

Song Dazhuang: "It doesn't seem to have changed, why do you think something is wrong?" ”

Guo Yunde: "People like you just have nothing to do, just take Lao Wang of our company as an example, he is the same." ”

Song Dazhuang: "What's wrong with him?" ”

Guo Yunde: "What's wrong?" The company has benefits for the New Year, and gives some things to employees. ”

Song Dazhuang: "Yes, it's the New Year, the employees have worked hard for a year, and they should send something to make everyone happy." ”

Guo Yunde: "It's not right for you to say this, what do you mean by should?" Don't you usually get paid? Didn't give you a break? The salary and work within the call should, the extra can not be called should, give you a salary and the company does not owe you anything. Welfare is an extra feeling, if you don't give it to you, you can still sue, can you still sue? ”

Song Dazhuang: "Have you taken gunpowder?" Why are you angry at me so loudly? Who has offended you? ”

Guo Yunde: "Our company is too bullying, and other employee benefits are edible oil, rice and fruits, etc., give me two boxes of instant noodles alone." ”

Song Dazhuang: "Why? ”

Guo Yunde: "I also ask, why?" Later, the leader said that they were all married, and I was a single dog, so take it home and gnaw it. ”

Song Dazhuang: "Good guy, the company doesn't treat you as a human being at all." ”

Guo Yunde: "That's it, you said that I will sue him, is it effective?" I went to the court to sue people and told me a lot, and I couldn't understand it as a layman. When I went to the labor bureau, people said that I was making trouble, and so many people who didn't get paid were too busy to do anything, and they didn't care about my idle business. ”

Song Dazhuang: "What happened later? ”

Guo Yunde: "Later, when I went home, I threw away all the instant noodles, and when I saw it, I got angry, and I resigned after the New Year, and I didn't serve them anymore, hum." ”

Song Dazhuang: "You can't do such a company, so it's okay to resign." ”

Guo Yunde: "What's good, I'm regretting it." ”

Song Dazhuang: "What do you regret?" It's them who regret it, where to find such a fat dog. ”

Guo Yunde: "The leader called me that day and asked me how I was, and I still wondered, what happened. I asked the leader, what happened to the object, the object? Where did I get a single dog?

Later, I learned that the two boxes of instant noodles were prepared by the company, which contained the woman's information, movie tickets, and a letter, saying that if I failed, I would eat the instant noodles inside. After eating this box, change to the next one, and there is also one in the other box. ”

Song Dazhuang: "You just threw away your two girlfriends?" Your company too, why do you make such jokes? ”

Guo Yunde: "Later, I heard from the leader that this was due to my good performance in the company and the special benefits I prepared. You said that I directly managed the leader to ask for another copy, is there still a chance? ”

Song Dazhuang: "There should be, hurry up, don't miss the good fate, what are you hesitating about a lifetime of happiness?" ”

Guo Yunde suddenly looked at the tables of several leaders in the audience and shouted at them.

"Mr. Wang, send me two more boxes of instant noodles, I will definitely seize the opportunity this time."

Mr. Wang also cooperated: "Okay, right away." ”

The picture changed abruptly, and soon some company personnel brought two boxes of instant noodles and put them on the table in front of Song Dazhuang.

Many people feel that something is wrong, how can there be such a cross talk, and they are looking forward to the next performance. (To be continued.) )