Chapter 34: Unpromising tidbits
"Hehe, what's wrong, can't you see it? Anyway, it's really soft! Niu Ying glanced at the swallow, but he didn't expect the little girl to blush. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhang Haonan struggled hard under his feet, yes, it was useless to punch and kick, and the living room, which was originally tidy, became a mess.
In the end, Zhang Haonan despaired, "What are you going to do?" Torment me? You did it! Spare my sister! ”
Niu Ying looked at Zhang Haonan's serious and increasingly strong hatred, and wiped it, there is something wrong with the routine of this play!
No matter, listen to the swallows, continue to beat it...
"Bang bang... Bang Bang · · Crackling..."
"Big bull, stop fighting..."
"Bang Bang..."
"Big cow, just fight again, wipe it, the old lady won't let you play!"
Niu Ying: "··"
Zhang Haonan: "··"
The two glanced at each other, Niu Ying was a little weak-hearted, and Zhang Haonan was a little dazed.
Then Niu Ying stretched out a slap in the swallow's incredible eyes.
"Smack..."
Well, it's indeed resilient, "Stinky, get out of the way, I'll you later!" ”
The swallow was a little stunned when she covered her buttocks, there was no such scene!
Zhang Haonan was unbearable and completely fainted.
Niu Ying smoked a cigarette, covered his twisted red ears, and looked at the swallow humming.
"Okay, you didn't have a heavy hand, your brother was stunned! Say it, what to do next! ”
"Pull it out of the village to find a place, dig a pit, and bury it!" Swallow glared at Niu Ying and said.
"You read too many novels? Still buried alive?! ”
"Who made you really do it, just scare my brother, by the way, and me, the two of you will be buried together!"
Niu Ying was speechless, this girl must have been poisoned by the novel!
So in the middle of the night, with the headlights of the motorcycle, Niu Ying took a shovel and dug a pit two meters wide and half a meter deep on the ground of the house that I don't know.
Then he threw the swallow's brother, along with the swallow, into it, and sprinkled a little soil, which meant something.
"Whew... It's so cold! ”
"Nonsense, can it not be cold in this wilderness on a cold day!"
At this time, Zhang Haonan was also awakened by freezing, feeling the stinky socks in his mouth, looking at his sister who was asleep on the side, and the mysterious man smoking on the pit, his pupils shrank sharply, and he struggled hard, and the soil on both sides of the shaking fell out of a large piece.
Looking at Zhang Haonan's frightened eyes, Niu Ying finally understood what it meant to be afraid!
In the end, Zhang Haonan, who was soft, hugged his "tainted" sister and cried.
Is there such a cheat? A woman's heart...
Zhang Haonan, a young man in the second middle school who was frightened by the real "Black Society", looked at Niu Ying who was calm and calm, and realized!
"Big brother, I will mess with you in the future, please let my sister go!"
"Your sister is so young, dry and skinny, she doesn't even have any meat, I can't look down on it, remember the kid, let me see you messing around in the future, this pit will be your place of residence in the future!"
After Niu Ying finished speaking, he didn't care about the two of them, and rode away on a motorcycle.
"Sister, didn't he take you that or anything?"
"What? He just spanked me! ”
Zhang Haonan cried...
When I returned to my place and looked at the little lady who was asleep on the sofa, Niu Ying carried her into the room, and the smell on her body was indeed better than that of swallows.
After a night of silence, the second brother finally rode a bug-like red "motorcycle", completed the world-class feat of killing six generals in five levels, and met Zhang Fei, who was upgraded in Tucheng, but what Zhang Fei's sentence meant, Niu Ying never understood.
"Big Niu, you dare to say that I'm dry and skinny and don't have meat, I'll fight for you!!"
Early in the morning, Niu Ying kicked away the sneak attacker who was riding on top of him and pinching his neck, and then he saw the aggrieved swallow who wanted to cry, and the little girl who had just walked out of the house with her jaw about to fall to the ground.
"Sister Yanzi, you slept with Da Niu last night?!"
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Still closed on the weekend, Niu Ying looked at the tidbits in the USB flash drive again, selected to upload, and then sat at the bar and waited quietly for comments.
may be because of the previous dinosaur video, there are many people who pay attention to the username of Niu Yi Sweet Potato.com, and the number of hits is like a thermometer roasted by fire for a while, and it quickly bursts.
"I'm disappointed, I thought the great god had made another video comparable to 404, but I didn't expect it to be an incomprehensible tidbit...
"Yes, this Condor Hero Biography I know, but what is East into West? New films? ”
"East China Film and Television Base said that there is no such shooting team settled in..."
"The North China Film and Television Base said that there was no same..."
"South China··"
"Huaxi··"
"The pig-like guy still learns ducks, but I'm a duckling, babbling... It's really funny, but I still can't understand it!! ”
"Ask for explanation, what kind of movie is this? I don't understand what's funny..."
Looking at the comments one by one, Niu Ying was not calm, wiped it, what's going on? Brother's appearance is not right?
The number of hits climbed rapidly, 10 million·· 20 million··· 50 million··
But the following comments, none of them expressed support at all, they all didn't understand, they didn't understand what it meant, oh, except for praising the good selection on the set, the special effects were quite real, and there was no positive news.
Niu Ying scratched the back of his head, could it be that the level of appreciation of people in this world is not as good as in the previous life? But it shouldn't be, there are no movies from the stars in this world, and the comedy films are all sci-fi, and the jokes can't be compared with the East and the West.
Suddenly, Niu Ying thought of a terrible fact, that is, there is no Condor Heroes TV series in this world!! People only learn about the world of Condor Archery described by Jin Dada through novels, and they haven't seen more exciting plots!
Niu Ying is in a hurry, if you are not in a hurry, the loan of 55 million yuan will be paid off in three months, and it will be paid off in a year, and you can't make money moving bricks by yourself!
The distraught Niu Ying said hello to the fat man and ran out, walking on the street, looking at the bustling crowd, the thoughts in his mind were spinning, thinking of countermeasures.
Shoot a condor shooting by yourself? Funny, how much does it cost, and the Three Kingdoms are still being filmed in my dream, and it is estimated that it will be impossible to enter the next movie before the filming is finished.
While walking and thinking, Niu Ying suddenly walked to the door of the video store, where several people with yellow hair were playing cards, and the blue hair who was sitting on the top saw Niu Ying and quickly shrank under the table.
Niu Ying sighed, shook his head, and turned back to the dormitory.
The little lady was messed up by the morning's events, and ignored Niu Ying again, and looked at the physics textbook again with a pouting mouth.
Niu Ying lay on the sofa, lit a cigarette for himself, and coldly thought of the directional selection card, saying, what does that thing do? Directional selection? Can I choose the movie or TV series I want?
Thinking of this, Niu Ying hurriedly extinguished the cigarette butt and went back to the house, and then used the directional selection card.
"Ding, please enter the movie or TV series you want to enter, friendly reminder, before all the filming is over, it is forbidden to return to the origin world, please be mentally prepared!"
"The Legend of the Condor Heroes!"
The mental preparation of the yarn, the world is big, the loan is the largest, enter!