Yasuta Tsuchiya – A New Beginning
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I looked up at the night sky as I invaded through the main entrance...... Enter Tosaka House.
The Holy Grail War came to an end in the early hours of this morning. Another episode is over.
I've been in this world for a long time, and I've seen and experienced a lot of events, so I want to ask how I feel...... The gods who threw us traversers into this world don't look like very responsible people, and most of them are pseudo-otaku.
Let's take this Holy Grail as an example, the scene is as gorgeous as an American blockbuster, there are so many heroic spirits that you can form a group to place a copy, and the gods also run out to get the bento, but it's just a blockbuster. The excitement is over, the audience leaves, what is left except the melon seed scum all over the ground? The traverser who appeared was very hard, but ...... Forget it, other people's family affairs have nothing to do with me. The worst thing is that most of HA's plot is also in vain. The people who started the plot all ran away, the Holy Grail was sealed, and the Avenger was purified - it was amazing.
That's it, I'm just a photographer anyway. Either way, thank you to the god for creating this world. It's like being invited to a hotel for a big meal, and having the time to complain about the taste is better than not having to eat at all. Especially now, when a big meal is in full swing, it's ready to be eaten.
Just like some of the river crab clips that appeared in this Holy Grail, there are also a lot of love qing actions in the original fate. As a lover and recorder of special pictures, although I have taken a lot of unexpected photos, I am still looking forward to the CG of the original characters. The most important part of this plot is, of course, the lily photos of Rin and Ayaka, as well as the action romance drama. Think about it, there is absolutely no PS component, don't worry about the picture that will shake the dog's eyes, natural and independent pollution-free dubbing! If you don't take a shot like this, it's like not playing the original Fate and becoming a diehard on the PS2 version - no, it's much more than that!
There are already some strange sounds coming from the sound receiver that need to be silenced...... Uh-huh, it's time to go in. The pure and ambiguous secrets hidden in this house in front of me are up to me to record and keep.
Rumble!
Flash, lightning?
As I was about to enter the house, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and hit me right in the head - and I was paralyzed for 10 seconds, accidentally crushing a tooth. How is this possible? I'm in a state of activating the ability.,Theoretically, I won't be detected or harmed.,The Destiny Host and the Gods jointly guarantee its quality (although there is no certification or anything like that),Even the core of the battlefield between the Sea Emperor and Athena can be unharmed.,Now it's actually struck by lightning? And none of the amulets on the whole body have responded, it's too fake, right?
Rumble!
The consequence of trying to move on is another bolt of lightning. Well, it's not an illusion, or an illusion that's too real.
After the paralysis disappeared, my nose smelled mushy and the strange smell of burnt proteins. The vision is getting a little weird...... Is there something wrong? And what's going on with this lightning?
Before I could figure it out, the voice in my ears was so loud that I couldn't ignore it.
"Ayaka...... Don't ...... there."
"Well, here? Or is it here? Or is it here? ”
“[----]~[----]~[----]~~~~[----------------]!!!”
"Rin hasn't changed at all......"
Wait, wait, I haven't gotten in yet! Is the movie released before the audience has even entered? It's a foul, a serious foul! It doesn't matter what method I use, I'm on a mission to record it - it's just a lightning bolt, and how can it stop me!
Rumble! Boom! Boom Boom!
"This ...... I'll do it this time...... I'm going to ...... it above."
"It's useless in any position. I'll teach you......"
"Uh-huh...... It's so embarrassing......",
Momentum, momentum, ahhhhhhhhh
Boom boom
It's dawn.
After struggling for a long time, I finally turned over. Looking at the white sky, and then at the Tosaka house, which still failed to step into half a step, I couldn't help but feel guilty.
"Again, try one last ......"
The night's thunder had drained all my physical strength - it didn't matter, my hand hadn't been broken, my body hadn't been fatally injured, and at least I could still climb compared to the previous situation when I was still working on the front line covered in plaster. Since they were able to survive at that time, there is no reason to complain at the moment. The scenes from last night and early this morning have been missed, and now even Rin in pajamas is ...... Ayaka just helped her put it on, and the conversation was very healing...... But why wasn't I there? Damn. There is also the good morning kiss that is now in progress, good morning [----], good morning [----]...... Ahh It's all because ...... I'm in a place like this, and I've been struck by lightning endlessly, and last night and this morning, and the precious images that were in progress, which were incomparably precious treasures worth preserving for a lifetime, have all been lost. Get in! Photograph! I had to get there a second early...... I'm not here, Ayaka and Rin's side. I will not escape, I will not let you escape. This pursuit...... No compromises, no interruptions, no defeats without a fight!
Absolute will will turn into absolute magic, it will lead to miracles, and it will be guaranteed by miracles. The lightning that stopped me for a night now seemed to never exist. There's nothing to stand against me right now...... Even the gods will take pictures of you!
That's when it happened.
"Ayaka, what's going on? I'm going to find Sakura and tell her about it! ”
"Rin, calm down."
"The house is going to be sold, how do you want me to calm down!"
Just as I was about to climb into the gate, two women, one in his pajamas, rushed out of it.
They seemed to be in such a hurry that they didn't even care about what they stepped on, so they ran out and forgot to close the door.
I was a good person, so I closed the door for them.
…… Can you help me turn back time......
―――――――――――――― meaningless dividing line―――――――――――――
Of course, no one can turn back time.
After filming Rin and Sakura's final handover ceremony based on the principle that the record must have a beginning and an end, I quickly left this sad place where I had tasted defeat for the first time in my life.
It's a pity that I can't shoot Ayaka and Rin for the first time, but I can't help it. The taste of lightning has been enough. Nor is it possible to recover the time that has passed. There are some things in life that I still don't know. People have to look forward. Can't shoot Tosaka, can't I still shoot her sister...... Her sister's, the traverser really can't shoot......
Calm, calm down.
…… What should I do when I go back to writing the report? Don't you want me to synthesize? The material at hand is completely sufficient, and I can guarantee that no one will be able to see the flaws, but it's not the actual picture that has the meaning of her sister. Forget it, the pajama photos are enough...... Why didn't I think to go in and make up a few when she was in the shower...... By the way, at that time, because Wei Gong was not there......
Thinking unconsciously about what I didn't have, I teleported back to the city where I lived, strolling through the familiar streets, calming down the frustration of the major setbacks while going to the supermarket to stock up on some groceries. It's not too late, there aren't many pedestrians on the road, and after such an unlucky night, it should be safe time, right?
What is that phrase called? God closes a door for you and will dig a hole for you. No, it's a pit? Uh, forgot. In short, when I habitually looked at the pedestrians passing by on the street, my eyes with a sensitivity of 10 suddenly automatically locked on a certain target: more than ten meters in front of me, a Lori with a comprehensive score of A was rushing in my direction while shouting something.
Almost as soon as I saw her, the work mode was automatically turned on. When the moontime meter turned on the first gear, the world around it instantly slowed down, and the sound in my ears turned into a strange noise. The "Wandering Eye", a special treasure for recording, instantly separated dozens of descendants, automatically located and teleported to the little Lori, and began to shoot from all angles. The picture is directly visible to me on my spiritual level through the matrix so that I can make further fine-tuning. In just a few seconds, there are more than hundreds of images and more than a dozen videos, which are enough to completely reproduce the appearance and movements of the characters. Before the plot began, it was enough to record to this extent. So, I sighed contentedly and withdrew my wandering eyes.
As a time-traveler, the abilities I chose weren't special. What this ability gives me is the ability to teleport to and from any part of the world at will, and the ability to freely photograph anyone without being noticed. Although I can't use this ability to intervene in any battles, and my body can't be cultivated because of the exclusivity caused by this ability, and the characters I travel through are only at the level of ordinary people, but for me, who is keen on shooting or recording, this is enough.
Soon after the crossing, I got my first camera, and I began my long journey of shooting. I've traveled almost all over the planet with my teleportation ability, seen the highest level battles, seen all kinds of time-travelers, photographed many anime characters that I was keen on in my previous life, and even suffered criticism for this ability, so much so that I had to swear a certain degree of secrecy about the deeds of the time-travelers. Although the debut time is only a short moment compared to those predecessors who have lived for thousands of years, the things I have seen are not less, and the photos are even more weighty. Of course, the results are meant to be seen, and I never hesitate to share them. As a result, I've been given a lot of access to the Crossing Mutual Aid Alliance, especially when it comes to recording. And because many of these records could not be disseminated, a section was opened on the dedicated website of the traverser for publication. The sub-district I'm in charge of is also subdivided into sub-districts under the big area.,There's a zone outside the field.,There's also a mile area.,Although there aren't many people who can come and see.,It's not too popular.。 Resources have been shared a lot, and everyone knows my situation, there will always be someone to take care of. The Noble Month Timepiece that Laila's predecessor helped me customize is the favor of a certain senior. This Noble Phantasm is designed to increase the speed of thinking and reflexes (after all, high-level combat means that ordinary people simply don't have time to react), and it also comes with the ability to continuously recover from injuries and cognitive hindrance. I can use it even if my mental power is slightly higher than that of ordinary people, and the preciousness of this treasure with multiple functions is unknown. The origin of the "Wandering Eye" is even more wonderful, a guy who claims to be an otaku god said that I love a lot and should give some extra reward, so he sent this. This figment is as effective as the best camera, the number of descendants is almost unlimited, multi-threading works at the same time will not slow down, the data capacity is almost unlimited, and at the same time, it can be attached to a certain computer function, which can be connected to my dedicated computer and transfer data in any situation, which can be said to be a great photographic prop. It's certainly not just that. When I activated the ability, I was limited in what I could carry with me, except for my clothes, at most I could only bring a camera, a few spare data cards, and some charms and amulets, and I couldn't leave these things with me. However, the "wandering eye" completely ignores these restrictions. It's almost undetectable by any means, and even after I activated it, it was in the same state as me, and even the detached descendants shared my teleportation ability and status. As long as I want, even if I stay at home, I can use its offspring to observe all known traversal and plot characters at the same time. No artifact can describe its value. Thanks to it, my work efficiency has also improved greatly, and I have even earned the title of "Infinite Photographer" for it.
"Infinite Photographers" ...... Yes.
Special abilities, combined with artifact-level treasures, it is only natural to get such a title. This is also the culmination that I can reach as an ordinary person. The apex means that there is no room for progress, and it is the point where it stops forever.
It's not that there's anything disgruntled It's just that when taking pictures has become routine, the original fun is lost. And, is it enough to just be a photographer, or a lens? Is that enough? I always feel a little lonely......
I shook my head and gave up thinking about these nonsensical things. It's just that I was hit by today's failure. Although this is not a common occurrence, people are always going through all kinds of firsts and do not need to care. It's a fool who cares about the details.
Okay, HP is back to 50 points, no problem. Go shopping, and go back to the dorm to celebrate the end of another job.
Eh, why is the monthly timepiece still on? It's really troublesome, then it's closed...... Well? Am I forgetting something important......?
That's right! That Lori!
The sixth sense, which had been tested for a long time, had finally sounded the alarm on me. The loli was still making a slow stride through the air with a graceful and beautiful pace, close enough to see her teeth. Uh, look at the lip sync, she's shouting...... Get out of the way? How can you make this distance now?
Can't hide. You can't avoid it. The moon timepiece can greatly increase the speed of reactions, but it can't make my physical abilities beyond the realm of mortals. The consequences of random movement will only hurt my body first. And it's not the first time I've been bumped into the street for no reason. Although I already recognized who she was, and I didn't think a little loli could do much harm, this is a world where anything can happen.
What's more, there's also my doom bonus.
I was careless.
What happened this morning made me feel like nothing was going to happen again.
But there are first times for everything, and although there are few consecutive bad luck encounters in one day, as a result of the first experience, you might as well keep it in mind. So.
Now even if you are killed by this little Lori, it is not impossible.
Time is running out. Do your best, and settle for your destiny.
I stretched as much as I could, and then I started to choose the next spell to use. The quality of the charms of the Royal Sister Club is directly proportional to the price.,The ghost animal is not suitable for use in this situation.,Lori Control Alliance's is that each card is as individual as the maker.。 Of course, these are given to me at cost price. Generally speaking, the more expensive the better, and this still applies. And from the point of view of the sense of crisis, this time the situation seems to be serious - then bleeding is better than rushing blood. In the end, it was a charm signed by the Holy Maiden of Light. It's also Lori.,There should be a bonus effect on defense, right?
The seven-figure talisman was really extraordinary, and as soon as it was activated, the white holy light formed a huge pillar of light, and everything around it was rapidly purified, and even the ground under his feet began to glow a faint white light. Connecting the world and self-contained, judging from the momentum alone, it is not lost to some A-level masters, and it is really worthy of this price.
The pillar of light is just the beginning. When the heavenly chant sounded, a faint golden spell began to appear on the pillar of holy light, and the defense and durability were obviously further improved-this, this defense level is only afraid that it can block the blow of an S-class person, right?
Just as I lamented that I had thrown the wrong spell in my big fuss, another first time in my life came without warning.
I was just surprised when that little Lori hit her head into the pillar of light and saw it as if it were nothing; In the middle of singing the hymn, I suddenly fell silent, and I began to feel bad; If it weren't for the fact that the ground was still glowing, proving that the effect of the spell was still there, then after the pillar of light was gone, I would have thought that I hadn't used the charm at all - that's a lot of money!
I didn't even have time to sigh why a spell that had never worked would go wrong this time, and the sight as far as I could see was suddenly shocked—I had entered an involuntary state of levitation.
It is said that humans have the desire to fly freely. Not counting the use of charms, it is not the first time that you have involuntarily flown in the air due to various circumstances. I watched as the blood that spurted out of my mouth slashed through the air in an unfathomable curve that secretly matched the rhythm of the Heavenly Dao, and flew straight into the sky at forty-five degrees. In other words, it's just a human (?) Lori, why do I feel like I've been hit by a mythical beast like the Seventy Horse?
It feels like it's been flying for about 10 seconds, it's nice not to fly between the stars, it's good not to be chased by strange special moves! The tiger's body was shaken, then shocked, and then three shocks - I rubbed it, and finally landed safely.
I had temporarily shut down my pain sensation when I was hit, and by the way I used a continuous healing charm, which was expected to heal in a quarter of an hour - provided that ......
Ah, the advantage of turning on the moon timepiece is that the world of slowing down is full of fantasy. I watched with pleasure as a flower completed the process of germination, branching and flowering, and the flower was a blood flower, where it germinated...... I guess it's somewhere under my nose.
A small slender foot stepped heavily into my belly; As for the other, with the momentum of the first opening of heaven and earth, it irretrievably covered the sky and the earth, and stepped on my face.
It turned out that he would chase after falling to the ground......
My consciousness went dark.
Yasuta Tsuchiya ended his life.
Yawning, I got up from my desk.
Hmm, I read the post so well, why did I suddenly fall asleep? And I had a strange dream.
Dream?
Although my impression was a little vague, I remember that I seemed to have obtained superpowers, and then I was secretly photographed around a world full of anime characters, and I was chased and killed as a candid maniac. I can't remember the specific plot. I just remember that it was a chaotically choreographed comic world. I still remember seeing a lot of pictures of good health in my dreams, but now I don't have the slightest impression of it. Haha, it's really just a dream......
Well, it's time to sleep. It would be nice if I could continue this dream after falling asleep.
So, the mighty Harugo resurrected Yasuta Tsuchiya.
"You should know, Brother Xinchun, you will have eternal life. Do my way, and spread my name, and I will bless you. Remember, remember......"
Brother Chun suddenly turned into a blue elf, and slapped him: "Stop shooting randomly!" ”
Nightmare.
An absolute nightmare.
It felt like I had been slapped multiple times by someone unknown in my dream, and I finally regained consciousness.
The little Lori who hit the person just now has disappeared. The injuries on his body have almost recovered. It's really bad luck today.
Ah, I just forgot to talk about it.
According to the inference of some seniors, the price of my abilities is a permanent aura of doom. Although this aura is only for me, it can occasionally bring the people around me into small trouble. In addition, the intensity of bad luck is forever hovering between playing me to death and playing directly to death. In other words, as long as you try to resist, you will never fall into a certain death situation, but there is no possibility of passing the test easily. As for using abilities, it's evil, it's a foul, and it only makes bad luck build up more terrifying. And if someone offers to help, I'm personally more than welcome. However, those who know the truth and helped me in the past do not have the courage now.
So, there's probably no other way than to face it head-on.
It's not a foul to use charms, as the price of these gadgets can't be reduced no matter how much they are discounted. This is the case of destroying wealth and eliminating disasters. Although I've always been bookkeepers.
After using a lot of charms, I was able to control the damage to the point where I could cope with it only with the recovery ability of the moon timer. Of course, the skyrocketing arrears are also terrifying, and the money from the occasional sale of intelligence only makes the bill increase slightly lower.
Anyway, there is no hope of paying it off for the rest of my life, and it is not a big deal. Maybe one of the time-travelers will give me an inheritance to solve this problem? Considering the consumption in the future, I'm afraid that at least the current scale of the Makiri family will be enough.
By the way, it took a lot more today......
It's too dangerous out there. I'd better go back.
Looking around, it seems that I activated the cognitive hindrance of the moontime meter when I was hit, and even if I was knocked off and lay on the ground for half an hour (the Wandering Eye automatically timed), there was no crowd of onlookers who did not know the truth. So I didn't even bother to wipe my clothes, so I teleported home.
It was a nice feeling to be back in the dorm. It was only in my own room that I was not bothered by the aura of bad luck and could barely enjoy the tranquility of being alone. Of course, you still have to be careful when eating, after all, there are many foods in the world that ordinary people can't afford, such as bread, jam, nutrients, ginger ale, ghost killing, love bento and so on...... At this time, he is particularly envious and also, his taste cells are really godly. If I had half the level of him, I wouldn't have been sunk by food and drink repeatedly.
In awe of the food, I stuffed a white loaf of bread in two bites, suppressed my stomach that was about to rebel, and then got to work.
Because I often go out to collect materials, the pictures and videos on hand always pile up very quickly, and I can't post everything casually. The section I opened on the website of the Crossing Mutual Aid Alliance, "The Summoning Magic Circle of Sullen Perverts", was divided into several areas. First of all, the outfield can be seen by every traverser, tracking all the plots that are in progress or just ending, and the occasional footage will also be broadcast here; Then there are the archives, which save those posts that are out of date; The inner area, which requires the joint certification of three moderators to have the entry qualification, is divided into unlimited graphics and 0% self-weight rate. Infinite Graphics is my special edition, and all the pictures and videos I have taken will be posted here without modification, and only one percent of them are published in the field, and the clarity and the degree of river crabs are also limited. As for the dead weight rate of 0%...... All posts that are not suitable for outside can be posted here, except for pure water stickers. Because there is no concept of a bottom limit, it is completely unsuitable for ordinary people to watch. Take the post on today's homepage, the enhanced version of the 10,000-year-old top post "The Survival Manual of the Traverser", "Introduction to the Environment of Each Plane and the Discussion of Dangerous Places with Separate Instructions - Sightseeing Suicide Fighting Soy Sauce Necessary Places", "How many knives can a person be cut? Veteran mercenary Wesker challenges the limit of pure technical flow! Apply for Refinement Highlight! ", "The Birdman Cult Must Die" - On the way of death in the comprehensive world of the Birdman Cult's traditional missionary methods, "The Truth of Carter's Hunting and Killing - Mephisto Moaning under Carter's Brain Supplement Scene", "Yulia 1001 Style", "My Xingfu Life with Yalei (Duotu Killing Cats, All Infantry, 200th Floor Update Small Movie)", "The Daily Four Grids of the Traveler Ah Xu" and so on. This is still relatively normal.
In addition, I also have a website on the Internet, selling information, or accepting requests for filming.
Infinite map update is the easiest, and it's OK to upload the things you shoot directly in chronological order; The outfield should be carefully selected, and the incident should be posted; As for the website on the Internet, what can be posted on it is naturally streamlined and streamlined, and there is no need to bother. In addition, at the end of each year, I write a summary of the events that took place during the year, recording various deeds related to the travelers. It's a responsibility to record possible history. However, it's none of my business what it will be recorded.
For example, this time the Holy Grail.
Judging from the current plot progress of each traverser, there will be no important plots in the next few days, so you can take a break and don't rush to write a report. It's just that I'm used to wandering around, and I'm looking for something to do when I have nothing to do, so it's better to get rid of the work as soon as possible. Let's get the job done today. As for the extra time...... It's time to pay attention to the natal plot.
I turned on my computer, transferred the record of today's harvest to my hard drive, and found the folder that had recently been set up for the Holy Grail plot. Still because of the limitations of the ability itself, I couldn't post information about the story while it was in progress, so I had to write a summary...... Really, I'd love to use spoilers to blind other people's eyes.
Let's start with a convention. According to my feelings about fate and fate in my previous life, the real test of the Holy Grail War is actually the cheating ability of your masters. Those who think they can win by just adding one or two hole cards to the strong servant will most likely fall in the early and middle stages, and even if they are lucky, they will definitely not see the Holy Grail. Only the most shameless and cheating people are allowed to meet the Holy Grail, and the one who can win must be the author's help in opening the golden finger. Take the five Holy Grail Wars as an example, it should be a small war, but it turns out that nearly half of the masters can be attacked, and there are even harem routes, which is really an out-and-out galgame style.
Looking back at this Holy Grail, this should be even more obvious, right? The Einz Bellen family even moved out of Valhalla, but it was all destroyed, which is the evil result of not having the aura of the protagonist; And Yan Feng, who can be called the biggest shady scene in FATE, only has the scene of running naked. Sakura at least kept her husband and daughter. And also the most xingfu, even the cool palace has been summoned, and there is also a demon supplement, upgrade and add a harem, this is the real protagonist treatment. As for Rin...... Huh? Hasn't Rin been making soy sauce all the time? Why was she the one who got the Holy Grail in the end?
I sat in front of my computer, watching Rin make a wish for the Holy Grail, and thinking about what happened this morning, and the chill couldn't stop coming out.
That's right...... All the participants are fighting to the death, and Shinji even gave up his life to purify the Holy Grail, and in the end, it was Rin who contributed the least effort to get the Holy Grail. To say that this is just a coincidence, there is no shady, who would believe it? It was the Holy Grail War, not a lottery ticket! This morning's lightning also came inexplicably. Could it be ...... The manager of the Destiny Host, Lord Divine is actually a lily control? That's not right...... I've taken a lot of lily photos before, and I haven't been hacked, huh? So the gods are a deep control? Or even forcibly changed the gender of the archer to allow only lily lines?
I couldn't help but shudder.
Feeling、It feels like I know something that I shouldn't know......
Forget it, forget it all!
You don't think of anything, you don't know anything......
Well! The weather is so nice today! People are pure and good children, I don't know anything~~!
Since you can't get an answer to your thinking, give up thinking.
Instead of continuing the previous style, let's write it differently this time.
What is the focus of this Holy Grail?
Yes, supplement, demon!
This time, let's imitate the brain-dead poster of a certain website.
I picked out two photos and got to work.
In the first, Suzumiya straddles Kazuya in a standard riding style, leaning down to kiss him; Tsuruhime, who was blocked by Suzumiya, pinched her underwear with one hand and placed the other on her chest, revealing only her smooth shoulders and straight collarbones.
I added four words to the bottom of this picture, "Let's make up for it", and I also added a heart symbol. Well, that's good!
In the second, Liang Gong held 7 cards, facing the screen, and posed a pose for people to draw cards.
Hmmm, will anyone not be able to read it? It doesn't matter, you will definitely understand after reading the plot explanation below. This picture...... I decisively wrote on the left, "Husband, may you choose another one?" and then write "Is it okay to choose all?" on the right. Finally, a line of big words was added at the bottom: "To build a harem of river crabs, no one is missing!" ”
Well, you don't need to put the card exchange card here.
I took a look at two pictures. Uh-huh-hmm...... Kazuya, you just wait for "happy breakup" and "couple to die!" The formation of the reply to it. Don't underestimate the strength of the dead group!
Originally, the private life of the traveler could not be reported casually, but there are exceptions to everything. What happens in the plot, as part of the plot, as long as it is not too private, these can be written; So-and-so has a good impression of which plot character, is chasing or has already started, this can also be written - after all, even if he becomes a family member, the plot character will still not be shrouded in a halo of peace, in case there is an internal dispute, it is difficult to say; The characters in the plot have special identities, such as Liang Gong, who has to change the world and repractice the fire and soil at every turn, and private affairs have become official affairs, and they have to be written! And you have all three, I have no reason to let you go!
Perhaps because of the new way of writing, this summary is very handy. As for whether it will go overboard or something, uh-huh, this question will be left to Kazuya to have a headache. Although Galadia, who has just come out of Dajian Island not long ago, seems to have a very serious battlefield syndrome, it is not good that she will stage a good ship plot or simply destroy the whole family of the enemy. That's not a problem though. As long as you don't see Liang Gong in front of you - I'm not afraid that she will kill people, I'm afraid that she won't kill and leave a lot of heads and tails - just shoot randomly, everything is easy to discuss! What's more, the sage has long said that the way to train a hero is to let him break [----] from the disputes in the harem and then [---] up, and shed [---] from [----] to earn everything. Isn't the future and the hero who saves the world? can't even put his own harem on the table, what kind of hero is it? These are your twelve trials!
After writing the manuscript in a hurry (I left for half an hour to watch a special performance in a warehouse), I got up and soaked a bowl of noodles, and then went to the bathroom. By the time I was doing the final pre-press check, a text message came. It's Yuji.
"Tetsuman asked me and Akejiu to clean the pool this week, and you can help too. Like last time, everyone will come for a swim. ”
Last time.
Ordinary people are running outside, and inside the school, they use stand-in puppets instead of attending, unless it touches the plot and has to go into battle in person. However, even if this is usually the case, I didn't miss the last time I went swimming together.
No matter how much you watch, it's better to participate in it in person after all, Himeji's biochemical weapons, Minami's smooth curves, Kirishima's perfect body, and Kuroko's second-generation Kudo-san's full performance...... Mmmm, it's something to look forward to. Of course, the most important thing is that Hideyoshi is white, dazzling, and defenseless......
As soon as the nose was hot, some kind of liquid rushed out. Tsk, did the resistance drop when you encountered the natal plot? But that's okay. This time I'll bring double, no, triple blood bags. Bet on the name of a sullen pervert, and you must stick to it until the end!
I reached for a tissue and covered my nose with my hand -- huh? The feel of the nose...... What's this? This thick feel also has a shape...... Isn't this a pig's nose?
I see. I've always felt that the vision has changed strangely today, it turns out that the nose is deformed, it must have been flattened by the nose that fell to the ground too many times when it was struck by lightning - flattened the head! Now the nose is obviously a lot higher, how do you fall to achieve this effect! It's weird, why haven't I noticed this all along?
I focused my gaze on my deformed nose and noticed that the blood was still pumping.
By the way, paper towels, paper towels, essential items for men...... I kept my nose fixed and reached for it, and then I touched something hot.
It doesn't seem like it's hot enough, it's better to say it's hot. It's unimaginably hot.
I put my hand into the soup that had just been brewed.
What happened next was another first in my short life.
Today I have been in a different state and I have realized this.
I didn't know how to retreat when I was struck by lightning, and I simply forgot to give up on this thing; Forget the dangers of daily life and walk on the road at will; After taking the photo, it is not to ensure that you are hidden, but to be in a daze as if no one is around; Because I returned to my accommodation, I completely let my guard down. Then, the most cupped is...... I wrote a post for two hours and forgot to save it halfway!
Ahhhh......h It's just a chain of bad luck. I put my hand in the noodle soup, and in the process of getting up, my foot slipped and my hand slipped, and I smashed it to the ground along with my noodle and computer.
There is no problem with people, and there is no problem with computers. The keyboard was drenched in noodle soup, but it still worked. The only problem is that I don't know what happened during the tumbling process, and the manuscript is gone.
I set up my computer, straightened my stool, and stared blankly at the computer screen, as if that would bring back a lost manuscript.
Ah, I lost you so close......
Just as I was falling into the ambiguous sadness characteristic of adolescence and was about to look up at the roof at a pure 45-degree angle, a request for a video conversation appeared on the computer.
I casually clicked to confirm. On the other end of the screen there is someone on the other side of the screen who has recently commissioned me: Evangelin.
Today's Evan is also a very cute gothic loli dress. Since having Negi, her cuteness has risen by several percentage points. Although Evan is the type that will never expire, love is the best preservative and cosmetics for women.
When the picture was connected, she was cutely turning her head to the side and asking, and her voice came through the microphone: "Chacha Pill, is this done?" ”
"Yes, master." The sound of tea tea pills.
Evan turned his head to look at it, and quickly twisted his head back again.
"Hey, really not mistaken? All I saw was a pig's head. ”
Ahem, that's a really hurtful statement. I don't have a hard time seeing that. I coughed dryly, "This is the Night Ghost Branch, the Ghost Eye Office, and I'm Yasuta Tsuchiya." It's a pleasure to see you again, Miss Evan. ”
With an incredulous expression, Evan turned his head and pointed at me and asked, "Yasuta Tsuchiya?" ”
"yes, what's wrong?"
"How did you become a pig's head? Last time, he was just an ordinary human imp. ”
"Uh...... There were a lot of accidents today, maybe I was struck too much by lightning. ”
"What kind of thunder can split people into pigs' heads? You were struck by lightning and your brain burned out? ”
She beckoned an ice mirror and reoriented.
So, I saw something indescribable.
It may be a bit too much to describe your face in terms of things, but you really don't want the one in the mirror to be your face......
I had a lot of accidents today. Without exception, they all left marks on my face, such as noodles, shoe prints, scorched skin that had been struck by lightning, and hair that looked like it had been permed. But none of this explains one thing.
Below, Xiaosheng, me, and the part above the neck became the shape of a pig.
A short, thick nose, ears like a small fan, and a swollen face. Ah, so the lips are just a little thicker, more human-like, no wonder I didn't notice it when I ate just now.
What's going on?
What's going on?
It was a human head before going out yesterday, why is it a pig's head now? Paranormal events? Genetic mutations? Curse? Changing heads? The main god is strengthened? Soul awakening?
The pig's head in front of him suddenly shattered into countless pieces, and Evan's face popped out...... Uh, it's curious.
She cleared her throat and posed as if she was about to start a tirade, and said, "Little ghost, you're under a curse, aren't you?" ”
"Cursed...... I don't feel anything. By the way, when I was struck by lightning today! ”
That's right, a shift in vision was clearly felt at that time.
"Ordinary curses don't have that effect, and they won't work on you. Imp, I've heard of your abilities too. With this special ability, you can't become what you are now because of a normal curse. So, you've hit the jackpot. ”
Award? Considering the origin of the lightning, I couldn't help but smile wryly. It's really a jackpot, super crossbow.
"As far as I know, curses of this level are very rare. And similar to your current situation, I just heard that ......"
It's a bad taste to stop for tea when you talk about the most important part.
Evan sighed very comfortably, just held the teacup and continued to explain.
"It is said that once upon a time, there was a king with the title of 'My_Order_King', and his greatest hobby in life was to snatch famous beauties, and he provoked many strong people for this. His strength is very high, and he can settle many people by himself, and when he can't beat him, he will ask his eldest wife, sister, quasi-sister-in-law and a certain ancient demon god to help, and he is a famous female public enemy at that time. Once he crossed the sea to rob the princess in an island country, but he was cursed and turned into a monster with the head of a pig. The situation is very similar to yours. That guy is really capable of fighting, and he is at least at the top ten level among the current Dead Apostle 27 Ancestors, but he still suffered a big loss under this curse. It is said that this curse will initially only reduce a person's IQ, and if not effectively treated, it will continue to flare up, causing some kind of ...... Well, very bad changes. That guy was originally quite famous in picking women, and the women he hadn't robbed at that time were either too strong or not of enough level, and they were also a bit tasteful. After this fool was cursed, he did not honestly return to China for treatment, but continued to commit crimes in the local area, and when the curse deepened, he did not even spare the sows in the rural villages, which was the opposite of what he had done before. It is said that more than 50% of the local residents were affected by the disaster. Ah, by the way, do you know what happened to him in the end? When his eldest wife, sister, sister, concubine, lover, confidante, sexual partner, master, brother, and sister-in-law arrived together, they only found ...... A pig. ”
Evan smiled softly.
"Oh, legend has it that when the pig was found, it had already been eaten by the local residents. Many of the children born in the second year there have unclear relatives. Occasionally, one or two of these people who live to a certain age suddenly become pig-headed monsters and disappear. This is one of the most famous rumors in the area. You might have inherited that curse, little ghost. ”
I swallowed a big mouthful of saliva. The sound was surprisingly loud in a quiet room.
Am I going to spend the rest of my life as a pig? That's more than a coffee table......
Evan looked at me and smiled gracefully.
"How? I have a way to save you. If you don't become a pig, you can choose to continue to be a human being. If you want to continue to be a human being, come and beg me. Get down on your knees and lick my feet until I'm satisfied. Ah, through the screen, then...... Well, mouse. Here, lick it and show me, little ghost. ”
Mouse, mouse? No problem with the foot, mouse ...... Is this some new ritual of surrender? It's about the future life, whether you want it or not......
"Hah...... I'm really hesitating. Enough is enough, imp. I'm not interested in seeing this kind of unbeautiful picture. I just lied to you. ”
Huh?
"The curse is real, the bloodline or something is made up casually. Besides, even if it's true, there's nothing I can do about it. ”
No problem with a curse of this level, she sighed.
"If the major is not right, there is no way. It's better for you to go to a professional. Look at you like this, this curse is really effective. If you don't dispose of it sooner, it may get worse. By the way, how was my last commission? ”
…… Am I being tricked? Tricked? But why is there such a subtle sense of satisfaction......
I subconsciously found out the information of the last Ma Fan Liang School Festival.,And then passed it on.。 Cha Cha Maru's side face appeared for a moment, and Evan was leisurely sipping tea.
Looking at this picture, I finally understood the source of the satisfaction just now.
In the past, I always adhered to various boundaries, never took the initiative to step into the incident, and kept enough distance from the characters in the plot. It's like a mirror, or a lens.
Obviously has a miracle-level ability, and obviously has little understanding of the world, but he always stays in a position where he doesn't touch anything except seeing and listening. Enterprising, pioneering, zhan has, are people who are insulated from this kind of word.
No expectation.
No fear of life and death.
Accept everything in nothingness.
Embrace everything in nothingness.
Those who hide in the void will eventually be devoured by nothingness.
That's stupid.
However, this is about to change.
Because, I have gained a new experience, and I am about to be reborn.
Goodbye to the old me!
I quickly picked out a picture with a very special angle and sent it over.
"By the way, there's a picture I should take a look at."
In the photo, Cha Cha Maru appears to be helping Negi with a mouth[----].
Evan squirted out a sip of tea.
"Cha Cha Maru, you and your little brother ...... Has it come to this point? Damn, I haven't even ...... yet."
The offspring separated from the Wandering Eye had already photographed Chachamaru in a state of panic on the other side of the screen.
I coughed dryly: "And this ......"
Chachamaru flying fist!
The image on the screen in front of me suddenly disappeared. After the came, "Chacha Cha Maru, what are you doing?" After that, the speaker fell silent. The footage from the Wandering Eye showed that there had already begun to run amok and fight. Depending on the situation, it will soon be suppressed by Evan. But what will Evan do next? Uh-huh, it's really worth looking forward to.
Experiencing the inexplicable pleasure in my heart, my interest became high.
It's just a picture being sent. Sure enough, the fun of being directly involved in it is not comparable to taking pictures.
Loneliness or something has long been thrown aside. As for the curse, what is it? Can you eat it? I have a million times more important things now.
Just use this body, this ability, to experience the world well. Not looking, but more direct contact.
I'll bite the belt bones and swallow it into slag, mmmmmmmm
"Yasuta Tsuchiya, the eye of hesitation, a chicken and a horse die!"
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It's dawn.
It was a great and fulfilling day.
Today's harvest is truly enriching.
The ones you wear on your head, those you hold in your hands, and those that you wrap in your arms are all the best with the original flavor.
Surrounded by this girlish breath, I felt like I was in heaven.
What delicate lace, what a charming. Smell it, it's fragrant; Take a lick and it's mellow! It took half a night to evade the pursuit, and it was really worth it. I decided to change it to my body later, to commemorate this fulfilling evening.
Humming "My Kind of Aesthetics" and strolling through the streets in the early morning, I began to think about the next itinerary.
Last night's operation was a success and I tasted joy like never before. I was able to demonstrate many of the techniques I had seen before, and it was a pleasure to experience the meaning of them myself. However, I didn't push the real floor. It's not that I don't want to do it, but I feel that in order to commemorate this new student, I need someone who is commensurate with it. Now I'm just an ordinary person with some abilities, my combat power is too low, and my means are too few, which really doesn't match my ambition.
I love the world. I love the whole world! Ordinary human beings, just the superposition of numbers, is no longer enough for me. I want to have all of this world. The only one who can achieve this ambition is the ultimate form of the Ghost Animal Path: the tentacle monster.
I can't cultivate my abilities, but it's no problem to accept biological transformation. "Hundreds of billions of tentacles, hundreds of billions of brilliance. Every more tentacle is an extra ...... of glory", this is the last words left by a certain senior after crossing the tail 03 after he died. What a beautiful word. I will carry on this legacy and spread the glory of tentacle monsters all over this planet.
Why was there so much resistance to this kind of transformation in the past? If I had taken this step earlier, I would have been able to achieve 100 or even 1,000 kills last night. Like an octopus with a cat's face who rules an entire plane female with jam, or a Mind Flayer who is said to have invented a forced subscription to publicize his sexual encounters, or a demon with the ability to navigate dimensions, the great deeds of these predecessors transcend the walls of time and dimension. I'm still far from catching up with them. First of all, the body must be transformed, and then it will be split with the help of special means until there are thousands of doppelgangers. At that time, I can proudly claim that I have finally embarked on the road of real ghost animals, and I don't have to sigh and spend my life in vain when I look back on my life, right?
As if in response to my awakening, or maybe God doesn't allow people like me to appear in the world, there is a Lori who hit me yesterday in front of me.
At this point, are you here to stop me? Very well, let's see if you are qualified to be my enemy.
"Come, come into my arms! I'll let you see, my realization! ”
At the same time as I called, she moved.
The situation is said to be the case when the storm rises.
In fact, she just ran straight over in a panic while shouting "get out of the way" like she did yesterday. Not only is it not murderous, but it looks quite cute. However, the sense of oppression and crisis I felt at this moment was even worse than yesterday, it was like a death catastrophe, and the guillotine was already on my neck.
It's a dangerous situation, but I'm in a better mood.
"The same trick won't work for me!"
Several spells from the Ghost Animal Path, which had never been used since they were initiated, were activated in unison. The black magic turned into a whirlpool and surged wildly, and then exploded, turning into countless tentacles and attacking the little Lori.
Although the impact of the other party was comparable to that of a divine beast, and ordinary tentacles could not even slow down her movements, when thousands of tentacles met her like waves, she still slowed down, and then she was surrounded by tentacles and turned into a black giant cocoon.
What to do with this loot? …… It just so happened to be a sacrifice to witness my rebirth. Accept my gift and become my first collectible.
I approached slowly, the black callus slowly cracking, as if to greet my master.
That's when it happened.
The light has come.
Endless light descended from the sky. A pair of pure white wings spread out as if nothing was in the black cocoon, and flew up with the lori. Little Lori folded her hands in front of her chest and made a gesture of prayer. She opened her mouth softly, and spat out a long note: "Ral—"
The hymn sounded. Feathers made of pure light descend like cherry blossoms, and every time they fall on me, they cause a burning sensation like a flame.
It's too flashy for me to die.
"It's okay, I still have a charm...... Woo! ”
The spell from the Lolita Alliance,It's as if it has encountered the gasoline of the flame.,All of them spontaneously burned.。 To make matters worse, all of their magic melted into the surrounding light, forming a huge vortex of mana, and if it erupted, I would be burned to the point that there was nothing left of me. Damn, are you going to betray me? Or have you recognized me as an enemy from the time I embarked on this path, from the time I was cursed? Her sister's, this is too individual, isn't it?
The Last Hole Card!
I used all the charms that I still worked. Fortunately, these charms produced by the Royal Sister Friends Association recognize money and do not recognize people (strange), although the price will make people want to die, at least it helped me resist the explosion of magic for the time being.
Next...... What to do?
The spells were all gone, the magic protection was about to disappear, and the chant on the opposite side had obviously just begun. It's nice to listen to, but it's still too miserable to listen to a song like this and be completely melted by the light. If you can, it's better to die after watching a glamorous female killer dance. It's just a Lori. It's just a tightly wrapped Lori.。 Am I going to die? Am I going to die here like this? Damn, so unwilling. Before the crossing, I was a house and became a legendary great magister and didn't find a girlfriend, and after the crossing, I forgot to find a girlfriend because of work, as a senior little white party, do you want me to die with the fate of a virgin for two lifetimes?
The shield broke.
It's like jumping into a sea of hellfire. The whole world seemed to have only an infinite amount of light left, and I suddenly felt that my body had begun to burn, and every cell had melted in the light, and was restored in the singing of hymns.
This is eternal hell.
Damn, I'm not reconciled!
With all my strength, it doesn't matter if my body turns to ashes in the next second, I raised my right hand.
Oooooo
Towards the only creature in the light, I struggled to reach out my hand.
What can be done? I don't know.
What happens if you run into her? I don't know.
Will I be able to reach her? God knows.
But that's the last thing I can do.
It was as if it had been a century before her hand was about to touch her.
It's close, it's close, it's going to be ...... Huh?
The light and the hymn disappeared at the same time. I stood on the street in the early morning and stretched out my hand, as if preparing to attack some airfield.
What am I doing?
Quickly withdraw your hand and rip off something that is still on your head. I'd love to throw it and something in the trash, but it's still ...... Let's put it away for now. Even if you don't have to return it, at least don't throw it away.
The visual field seems to return to normal. Huh? Am I recovered?
The little girl on the other side hesitated and said, "Woooooooo You're Mr. Yasuta Tsuchiya, right? How's the body? Are you all right? ”
Well, it feels good. Although I haven't closed my eyes since the night before, it feels like I just woke up after a long vacation. I haven't felt this good in a long time. And the curse seems to be gone. I guess she helped me purify it just now.
By the way, take a photo to commemorate it.
This is...... How so?
My abilities, and my wandering eyes!
As if purified with the curse, my power ...... Nope. As for the Wandering Eye...... I don't feel any connection to it at all now.
Like a puppet that had lost its grip, I fell straight down.
The air in the early morning is good. The streets are quiet in the early morning. It's not bad to die at a time and place like this...... Yasuta Tsuchiya, who has lost his ability and partner, might as well turn into dust like this.
There was a figure dangling in front of me. Really, haven't you seen people ash?
Forget it, it's better to solve your own problems by yourself. Don't bother others too much. At least...... Leave a last word.
"'Yasuta Tsuchiya is buried here. The first half of his life was a mess until he knew his destiny. After a year and a half on the run, he won the approval of his peers and got the most important partner in his life. Next, he spent 6/17 of his life recording and disseminating his knowledge, and lived a busy and fulfilling life. In the last year of his life, he finally became a member of this world, but lost his destiny and partner because of a mistake. He died of heartbreak. I hope you will engrave your words on my tombstone. ”
"Woooooooo Don't die! ”
"Rest assured, the police won't treat you like a murderer......"
"Woooooooo Kill, murderer? I didn't mean to...... Woo...... I'm just doing what the big sister said, to help you, how can this be......"
Tears swirled in his eyes, and they were about to fall. What a good girl.
"Woooooooo That's right! The big sister said, I have something to tell you. ”
Big sister?
"Woo-goo-goo...... That's what she said, the ability and the eye of something are temporarily sealed for ten days, this is just a small punishment, work hard in the future, no, don't work too hard in the future? Woooooooo ”
Temporarily? Not permanent?
The strength seems to be back.
Was it just temporarily sealed? Although I don't know if it's true or not, let's believe her for the time being.
I got up slowly, a little dazed for a moment.
After the crossing, I had never encountered such an incapacitating situation, and for a while, I didn't know what I should do. Without the ability and the eyes of hesitation, do we have to return to the most primitive practices?
I casually pulled out a digital camera and turned it on. The camera, which was originally used to disguise its ability in front of ordinary people, has now become the only tool that can be used to shoot.
"Woo-hoo. Are you all right? ”
"It's okay. Thank you. ”
The little girl laughed. Ah, good picture.
By the time I reacted, I had already taken several pictures. Belch...... Instinctive reaction.
The little girl was a little puzzled, but she didn't say much. They said hi to me, made an appointment to meet again, went to eat fish grill together, and ran away just like when they came.
Flipping through the photos I had just taken, looking at the innocent smiling faces on the photos, I suddenly remembered why I was keen to take pictures.
Her smile is one of pure beauty. She couldn't have belonged to me, but I was able to record the smile and show it to everyone who could relate to it.
I picked up my camera to document the different beauties of the world. Although I'm only enthusiastic about expressions, movements, and humanoids, or humanoids. I love the expressions on their faces, and I love the unique minds behind them. At first, I just wanted to see thousands of mountains and rivers, but I didn't know when it turned into wanting to record everything. So, even if you have to keep your distance all the time, it's not that hard to accept.
Why forget? Just because of the curse, I forgot my path and completely leaned towards Yuwang.
In this way, it is not unacceptable to lose capacity temporarily. This is the punishment I deserve.
Unlimited photographers...... That is, just a photographer.
Losing the power, losing the wandering eye - that's just right. I'm going to start with the basics and work out again. Until they are worthy of this ability and the eye of wandering.
Yasuta Tsuchiya, a new beginning. It's a good fit, as a title.
That's it.
After a day and two nights, I found what I had forgotten.
Yasuta Tsuchiya has taken another step forward on the road to becoming a gentleman.
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Yasuta Tsuchiya's ability is actually the right to observe this world. Similar to God's perspective. But Tsuchiya is only human, and when he uses this permission, he will be rejected by the world, which is the source of his doom. At the same time, what he observes with his abilities cannot be used to interfere with the change of events, nor can he actively intervene in the flow of cause and effect. In short, it is the ability to limit a lot. This ability continues to evolve, and the result will probably be similar to Layla's, but it shouldn't be possible.
Little Lori is the first heroine of canon.,Ayu Tsukinomiya.。 The one that appeared was the EFZ version.
Why spells don't work is explained later. Thanks Chu Bai for the reminder.