Chapter Eighty-Three: Pile You to Death with Runic Paper
"Whew... Whew... Eldest sister! Don't you have a little bit of powerful equipment as a RMB player? Wang Dongxing panted while dragging Su Xiaorou's wild run after releasing his powerful ultimate. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Su Xiaorou said with tears in her eyes: "Please, the powerful exorcism equipment is very expensive, each one has to start from 10 million, and I, a low-level exorcist with 3,000 combat power, want to make up so much money, but I need to save pocket money for a long time!" ā
"What to do? Do you just keep running? Why do I feel like this corridor is so long? I'm 100 meters and 10 seconds! Even if we drag you to delay some speed, we should run out for so long! Wang Dongxing looked at the boundless, boundless corridor and groaned desperately.
"Huh? It was discovered? Humans of low intelligence! You are now in the realm of this king! Run! Keep running! Desperate souls are the real remedy! "In his own realm, the Ghost King gave up the physical body that was about to be squeezed by him, and confronted the two of them in the form of a soul body.
Wang Dongxing sat on the ground and surrendered very undisciplinedly: "The ghost king is big!" I'm just a mortal with no nutrition! You're going to lower your IQ when you eat me! Haven't you heard such rumors as the Underground Plane - after devouring the souls of humans who grew up with tainted milk powder, clenbuterol, gutter oil, and Sudan dyes, even the strong of the ghost king will become mentally retarded! ā
"I smell the opportunity to become an immortal in you! Don't be coincidental, be devoured by this king strangely! Truly, abruptly! The blood-red body of the Ghost King opened its big mouth and was about to bite Wang Dongxing.
It was too late, it was fast, and at the critical moment when Wang Dongxing was about to be devoured, Su Xiaorou threw the magic weapon from her arms again.
"Dangchang!" After a sound, the Ghost King's offensive was defused, but Su Xiaorou cried.
"Woooooooooooo This is a family heirloom, the out-of-print goods left by the ancestors hundreds of years ago, obviously for me as a dowry, but today it is scrapped here! I'm so pathetic! I can't get married! ā
Wang Dongxing saw that his life was not in danger, so he hurriedly breathed a sigh of relief, looking at Su Xiaorou with pear blossoms and rain, Wang Dongxing comforted him: "Don't care about this talisman!" The old doesn't go and the new doesn't come, as long as we get through this difficulty, I'll accompany you for a dozen! You throw out a yellow rune, I'll pay you a blue rune... No! You throw out a yellow talisman, and I'll compensate you for a purple talisman! ā
"Woooooo I don't believe it! In this era of the end of the law, every talisman is worth a thousand gold! What do you a poor ghost who can't even afford to pay five thousand yuan do to buy a purple talisman? Su Xiaorou cried even more sadly, and her heart trembled when she thought of the dowry she had lost.
Wang Dongxing's face turned green with anger, why didn't she believe it when she was telling the truth? It is regarded as an ancestral treasure in the world, and the purple charm of the town school is waste paper in the heavenly realm, and people who open their butts to the gods still think that the paper is not good and easy to fade, and it is easy to scratch the chrysanthemum! The girlfriend at home is also the richest second generation in Heaven, right? Isn't it like playing with some purple runes?
"Alright, alright! I, Wang Dongxing, swore to the lamp, I can't afford to pay you the talisman, and I will be eaten by the ghost king! That's all right, right? It's really not good, I'll smash the pot and sell iron, blacken every day, and help you subdue demons and make money, okay? Wang Dongxing begged bitterly, he couldn't see a woman's tears in his life, a beautiful woman with bright eyes and bright teeth and in the mood for love cried in front of him, he always felt that his heart was blocked.
Su Xiaorou wiped her tears, blinked her eyes and asked pitifully, "What you said is true?" ā
"It's true! I promise it with my own discipline! Wang Dongxing swore solemnly.
"Alright! Look at the moves! Su Xiaorou took out a half-meter-thick talisman from her arms and threw them out one by one, these are all good goods with a history of hundreds of years, and Rao is ghost king's cultivation has also been beaten to the ground.
Wang Dongxing broke out in a cold sweat when he saw this: "Ahem! Excuse me! I've had a question for you for a long time... Where are all your gear hidden? At first, I thought you were hiding in the inner pocket of your clothes, but how did you get out of this half-meter-thick rune paper? ā
Su Xiaorou smiled and said, "Huh? Was it discovered? I've gotten a little lost! Hahaha, don't worry about these details! It's good to be happy, it's good to be happy... Well, don't look at me like that, I'm not Doraemon, I'm not wearing a four-dimensional belly pocket - to tell you the truth, my bra is a space magic weapon, similar to the legendary Qiankun bag! Feed! What kind of eyes are you? If you look at me again, I'll call the police! You are a traitor, a young woman! Perverted! Don't look at it! ā
All right! Wang Dongxing knelt down completely! It seems that Su Xiaorou is definitely from a big family! There are so many runes around the body, let's not mention it first, just this space bra can show that this girl is definitely worth a lot of money!
"Uh... In other words, can we save some rune paper? This is a non-renewable magic weapon - this is a centuries-old antique! Anyway, this is a calligraphy and painting of hundreds of years! Feed! Why are you speeding up the frequency of attacks again? Wang Dongxing shouted in a cold sweat.
"Didn't a big family swear to God just now? I'll reimburse me for every yellow talisman I use - I just counted that I've used twenty-seven! Su Xiaorou smiled like a little fox who had just stolen a chicken, squinting her eyes was extremely cute, but this kind of sinister intentions after selling cuteness made Wang Dongxing feel cold to the bone.
"You're not trying to put me in a huge debt and then threaten me to stay with you forever, are you? Sure enough, it's the most poisonous woman's heart! Wang Dongxing gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Is there still the most basic trust between people?" I kindly persuade you, but you will take revenge? ā
"Hey, hey, hey, a manly man!" Su Xiaorou smiled like a flower, and then continued to work hard to throw talismans at the embarrassed ghost king.
"Junior! Stop it! This king will let you go! Please don't attack again! Feed! Can we end the battle in a decent way... Rely on the demon, if you throw the rune paper again, I'll blow myself up! Ghosts are dignified, too! "The Ghost King has been beaten from blood red to light red, and it is obvious that his vitality has been seriously damaged, so he is very undisciplined to ask for a truce.
"Believe in nonsense? Are you a rookie who just graduated from a demon slaying training class? Those who listen to the words of ghosts either become ghosts' dinners or become ghosts! The ghost still has credibility? No kidding! Su Xiaorou rekindled an enchantment talisman and continued to throw the exorcism talisman after stabilizing her position.
"O Holy Light! The evil over there is worth fighting! ā
"Let me be the guardian of justice to cleanse you of the demons!"
"Draw a circle and curse you!"
"Lapellio Ray! (Ultraman Tiga's trick) biu, biu, biu, biu, biu! ā
"Armstrong Boom Boom Jet Acceleration Armstrong Cannon (100-year-old classic, Gintama!) ļ¼ļ¼ ā
The bored Wang Dongxing watched Su Xiaorou throw the rune paper out, and at the same time dubbed the middle two for the battle scene.
"Hey! Is there an end? I'm ashamed of you! Do you know how to write shameful characters? It's bad and ugly! Hurry up and help throw the rune paper! After killing him, I'm going to go home and sleep! Lack of sleep is the natural enemy of women's beauty! Su Xiaorou turned around and roared angrily.
Isn't the terrier a bit revealing of age? Well, I decided to add a note ....