The next day, Saturday, I was still in bed in the morning when I was woken up by the landlord's sister through the door. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Mr. Xiaofu! Haven't gotten up yet! It's been sunburned, and although it's the first weekend of the new semester, you can't inherit the bad habits of the holidays! If you don't come to breakfast again, Miss Nakamura will eat all the food! ”

"Got it..."

How to put it, my voice seemed to be the dry tone of the collision between the gears and the machinery during the first full-body self-examination after the ancient weapon that had been sleeping for thousands of years was awakened.

I believe that all the friends who continue to work and go to school after a long vacation will have the urge to not want to get out of bed at all during the first good vacation.

This kind of lazy thoughts that suddenly relax, pop out of the cracks of bones, must be felt by most people.

It's the quilt's hand that moves first! It's none of my business!

That's how I am now.

Although the mouth agreed, the body had no idea of action at all.

It's so cold outside, and it's freezing when you wake up, isn't this the best time to sleep?

And then

I don't know how long it has been...

"Ahh

With a loud scream, I finally got up and jumped out of bed.

Of course, it's not the landlord's girl's dispensable threat that has an effect on me, how useless is the guy who will be caught by a low-level bait like breakfast?

Of course, it's not because I'm about to pee after holding it all night, but if it's just the urge to urinate, I believe that my bladder will not be a problem at all for another 24 hours.

Mainly remembering that I made an appointment to meet today... To be precise, I was asked to meet. I'm a punctual monster, and it's not in line with my life aesthetics to keep people waiting for a long time.

After washing, I walked into the landlord's sister's house, the landlord's sister and Miss Nakamura were already cleaning up the dishes, and there was nothing on the desk except for the residue.

I hurriedly pretended to be dead, and if I didn't eat, I would die immediately, trying to win the sympathy of the landlord's sister:

"Chie-chan... My breakfast... It can't really be gone, right? I'm going to die! I'm going to starve to death! Chie-chan! ”

"Nope! Nothing! ”

"Chie... It's going to die... Ho ho I'm going to... I'm going to starve to death..."

The landlord's sister puffed out her cheeks angrily, but her attitude immediately softened:

"Got it, got it! Really! Mr. Xiaofu always loves to lie in bed like this! Next time I'm late, I will never leave breakfast for you. ”

So saying, the landlady brought out a plate of food from the cupboard, with bacon bread and eggs, and of course a large glass of milk.

Of course, it's not my inferior acting skills that successfully deceived the smart landlord girl, you must know that she is a very smart girl, but the kind Chie-chan can't bear to look at my miserable appearance, and will always keep a copy in advance, which is a valuable conclusion drawn from living together for so long.

The landlord is such a kind-hearted little girl!

"Hurry up and guarantee! Definitely wake up on time next time! ”

The landlord girl has a posture that I don't promise not to give me breakfast.

"No problem!"

I quickly raised my palms:

"I promise to wake up on time next time! Definitely don't let Chie-chan upset you! ”

Rub your hands:

"Give it to me quickly, I'm going to starve to death."

"Humph!"

"I knew that the cute Chie-chan wouldn't be so ruthless to me!"

In fact

I'm not hungry at all, and I can even say that I can live well even if I don't eat for a hundred years.

But because I knew that the cute landlord girl would leave breakfast, in order to make the landlord girl happy, I deliberately made the above funny show.

That's right! I'm such a nice and thoughtful person!

If you want to like me, hurry up.

…….

I sat down at the table and started my breakfast, opposite which was a TV playing the Asahi Shimbun:

“…… Recently, there has finally been a breakthrough in the research of miniature space channels! The Imperial Academy of Sciences, headed by Moziqu Zhonghe and other princes, led dozens of space experts and specialists to successfully open a miniature wormhole on the 7th of this month on the basis of the "Towering Theory" written by Huang Liao, the only yin-yang saint of the last century......

“…… The famous Confucian scholar Zhang Hengyuan once praised this and said, "We have the key to the door of the new era", but there are also miscellaneous princes who are worried about whether this will have some bad impact on the entire universe, and opening the space channel connecting other worlds at will may lead to irreversible disasters......"

“…… Although the reactions from all walks of life have been different, it is undeniable that the success of this experiment marks that imperial space science has once again come to the forefront of the world's countries, and that the first scientific academy to successfully create wormholes is destined to go down in history...... A detailed report on this experiment will be detailed in the afternoon program "Vertical and Horizontal Strategy"... Our reporter Li Ming reported ......"

"Tsk, the guys on the mainland are quite capable."

Miss Nakamura, who didn't know when she helped the landlord's sister clean up, sat on the side with her teeth pinched and made a big speech:

"Even the wormhole was tinkered out by them."

"What is your expression trying to convey that you can do it? Do you want to tell me how talented you are for this half-guy? ”

"Cut, I'm also an invention [expert] certified by the Empire, so I have more say in these scientific and technological matters than you do."

"Inventor? Have you forgotten that there is a parenthetical after it - the alternate? ”

"What's wrong with the alternates? The specialist substitute is also a soldier! Being able to get this kind of title at my age is also a reflection of my strength! ”

"Obviously a half-witted person who even had his experimental funds cut off by the financier, and he is still so arrogant!"

"Wait! My research will definitely be successful! At that time, I will cross the rank of [Shi] and be directly made a Titled [Everyone], and I will be active in the upper echelons of the Empire as one of the top 100 young Titled Invention Experts in history! Maybe there is a chance to be specially recruited into the Mo Family School Palace and become a member of the Mo family! In that case, you might be able to go down in history! ”

Miss Nakamura's face is full of longing:

"Don't say you knew me at that time, a kid in high school!"

"Didn't you sleep all night yesterday?"

"How?"

"Otherwise, how could you daydream early in the morning?! The guy who loites around all day also wants to be a family? ”

"Do you want to die? Idle or something... Now there is just no trial funding! As long as there are 100 million... No... I'm sure I'll be able to make it with a million dollars! ”

"Fuck off! Don't think I don't know what you're up to! No personal property is lent! ”

Miss Nakamura shook her head like a dog:

"Don't be so ruthless... It's also an acquaintance who has lived together for so long, and if you sponsor me for one million, there will be a hundredfold and thousandfold return. Wait for my name to be followed by the suffix of "sub", which is a step up from "home...... Even when you are canonized as a [saint], you are especially allowed to go out under my banner to deceive! ”

Disgusted, he pushed Miss Nakamura away:

"[Son]? Still [holy]? You're actually all soap bubbles in your head, right?! There are only a handful of existences in the entire empire that can be canonized as [holy] from ancient times to the present! Just because you, a half-hung teacher who eats and waits for death in high school, still wants to be named [Saint]? Why don't you go out on the street and pick up two golden flashes and come back, isn't it more realistic? ”

I sniffed:

"Besides, who's going to swagger! What else to say about sponsorship... You just borrowed money and didn't want to pay it back, right? ”

I have long figured out Kana Nakamura's shameless routine, so I won't be fooled by her so easily.