Of course, normal people's thinking is like this, but Wang Ling is not a normal person, he is a systematic person, a person who is determined to save the earth. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"I heard that Mr. Wang's painting skills are superb, I wonder if we have a chance to see it?" Of course, Xiao Yu has seen Wang Ling's painting skills, what is the conspiracy to ask at this time?

"I don't dare to be superb, it's okay, of course I can see it if I want to." Wang Ling replied casually, you also heard, let you pretend to be a kid and see what tricks you want to play.

"I heard that Mr. Wang can draw ink paintings without a paintbrush, just by hand." Xiao Yu teased Wang Ling.

Where did you hear that, what I painted with my hands was a sand painting, not an ink painting, this girl was looking for a ballast, "What is it to paint by hand, I am the best at painting with the human body, do you want to see it?" ”

"With the human body?"

"Yes, it's just holding you up as a pen to paint."

"You're bragging, aren't you?"

"If you don't believe it, we can bet." Sample, let you tease me, watch my brother play you to death.

"Xiao Wang, you're not kidding, are you?" Xu Ping also didn't believe it.

"Okay, I'm betting with you, what are you going to bet?"

"It's a little gambling. It's all artists, and we don't gamble, it's too vulgar, it's better to be like this, whoever loses, drink a drink with spices. ”

"Feeding?"

"Haven't you ever drunk it? This drink is called the Eighteen Heavens, and one sip will allow you to ascend to the Eighteen Heavens. Take a glass of juice and add mustard, peppercorns, vinegar, vegetable soup and other eighteen kinds of condiments. ”

"I'll do this." Lin Xi has a lively personality, and she is the most active in doing this kind of thing, she rushed to the kitchen of the villa, and after a while, she mixed a large cup of Eighteen Heavens and came out. I saw that the cup was black with brown, brown with yellow, yellow with white, with oil and unknown powder on it, and I don't know how it was made, it was disgusting to look at.

Lin Xi also stirred it with his fingers, and then licked it on his tongue, almost not spit it out.

Xiao Yu's face turned white.

"Do you want to gamble? It's too late to regret it now. ”

"Of course you have to bet, don't regret it." Do you think you are Hercules? You still hold me up and paint, and you'll see how you drink it later. Xiaoyu is still quite confident in his weight, a big man weighing more than 160 pounds, it is difficult to hold it, and he can still paint?

"Okay, let's ask Uncle Xu to prepare two large pots of ink first, and then spread two meters by six meters of rice paper on the flat ground, and I'll go to the toilet first."

That is, in Xu Pingping's house, such a large rice paper may not be found elsewhere.

Wang Ling entered the bathroom, put on sunglasses, opened the mall, and exchanged for props.

Powerful Pills: After eating, people can have 20 times the strength, and the time limit is 10 minutes. 500 Hearts can be redeemed.

Itchy powder: A tricky prop that can make people itch all over the body after eating, and the aging time is ten minutes. Popularity value is 3000 points can be exchanged.

Fighting with my brother will make you look good for a while, but the love value is almost exhausted, and there are only two hundred points left, so it seems that you have to find an opportunity to do good deeds again.

Wang Ling took the pill and returned to the scene, rice paper had been laid on the ground, and two large pots of ink were ready, and the guests were standing around waiting to watch the excitement, and from time to time they were pointing at Wu Pengyou and the others.

"Take off your clothes."

"Still undressing?"

"Nonsense! How do you draw without taking off your clothes? ”

"Take it off!" Lin Xi also coaxed on the side.

Undressing in public? This makes Xiaoyu in a dilemma, take it off? It's a shame. Don't take it off, right? Isn't that a voluntary towel? That cup of Eighteen Heavens was disgusting to look at.

Time passed minute by minute, Xiao Yu was still hesitating, Wang Ling was also anxious, and if he didn't take off the effect of the medicine, it would be over, "I'm still embarrassed?" Let me help you. He stepped forward, only to see his hands as fast as lightning, tearing, shara, two sounds, Xiaoyu's clothes and pants were torn off, and only one pair of pants remained. Not only did Dalimaru make him extremely powerful, but his speed was also a lot faster.

Xiao Yu was so frightened that he forgot to cover his shame with both hands, and the surrounding audience was also dumbfounded, Nima, this dress is too inferior, right?

Wang Ling picked up two basins of ink, took one in one hand, splashed it on Xiao Yu's head, and turned behind him, another basin.

At this time, Xiao Yu's whole body was black, and he looked three points darker than black Africans.

Wang Ling picked up the broken clothes on the ground, shook his wrist, and the broken clothes rolled into a straight line like ******, and threw them on Xiao Yu's face, the huge force made him fly out, and landed on the paper, before his feet landed, Wang Ling shook his hand again, and the cloth wrapped around Xiao Yu's feet, and turned him around.

I saw Wang Ling's hand keep shaking up and down, making Xiao Yu's body keep slapping on the rice paper, and then Wang Ling flew up and kicked Xiao Yu's stomach, making him get out of the way. With this bit of effort, the strips of cloth danced wildly on the rice paper, his feet did not stop, and he caught up with Xiao Yu forward, Wang Ling kept his hands, shook the strips of cloth, and whipped Xiao Yu's body, so that he formed various postures, and various patterns were formed where his body and the drawing paper touched.

In the end, Wang Ling kicked Xiao Yu away, and danced on the painting with strips of cloth, making up countless brushstrokes. Throwing the strip of cloth back, he walked to the side, took a sip of water, took a sip of it, took it in his mouth, sprayed it on the painting, and the whole painting was finished.

The artists and their families who watched the excitement all around, including Xu Pingping, Lin Xi, and Wu Pengyou, were stunned, is this okay? It's amazing! I don't dare to practice for another hundred years!

It's been a long time since he finished painting, why is there no movement around, he works so hard, why doesn't he even have some applause, he pretended to cough.

Lin Xi was the first to react and came up, "You paint this ~" but didn't know what to say next, as the niece of the vice chairman of the Artists Association, Lin Xi has seen many painters since he was a child, how can anyone paint like this to Wang Ling?

"Spectacular, right? This is called the eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world. ”

"It's so powerful, it's worth killing him!"

"I'll explain to you, I will make his chest double dots into flowers, palms into trees, buttocks into stones, forefeet into clouds, hind feet into mountains, hair writing~" Wow Wow Wow said, hearing that Lin Xi's eyes almost turned peachy.

Xiao Yu, who had just been kicked and fainted, woke up leisurely, and almost fainted again when he saw Wang Ling really painting with his body.

Only then did the onlookers react and applauded.

"How much power does it take to really paint with a human body?"

"It's really well drawn, it's amazing!"

"My Lao Chen has never served anyone in the past few decades, and from today onwards, I will serve Wang Ling alone."

"I've become a die-hard fan of his!"

Everyone's attention was attracted by this painting, and they all gathered around to look closely, no one paid attention to Xiao Yu, but Wang Ling couldn't forget that they still had a gambling contract.

He picked up the cup of Eighteen Heavens, secretly sprinkled the itching powder into it, walked in front of Xiao Yu, and was not too dirty, grabbed his chin, and pinched it gently. Xiao Yu was in pain, opened his mouth, and the unknown liquid poured in with a pungent smell.

Xiao Yu's whole body was injured by Wang Ling's toss, and there was no pain in any place, and he was poured that disgusting drink to the extreme, he couldn't stand it anymore, and he fell on the ground and vomited.

Uncle Wu Pengyou on the side felt a chill in his heart, you are too ruthless! But he didn't dare to step forward, for fear that Wang Ling would also bet with him, and his old bones couldn't withstand such a toss.

It wasn't until Xiaoyu had an onset of medicinal effects, his whole body was itchy, and he was desperately scratching on his body, that he stepped forward with his conscience, "Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you?" Don't scare your uncle! ”

"I'm so itchy, it's itching to death! Uncle, call me an ambulance! ”

It's my birthday and you call an ambulance? How unlucky, besides, he's not so good, itchy? Did something add to the drink that made him allergic?

As the master, Xu Ping didn't come forward when he saw Xiao Yu's miserable appearance, and he said to Wu Pengyou: "Old Wu, I don't think Xiao Yu is allergic to something?" It takes a lot of work to call an ambulance, so you can drive him to the hospital quickly! ”

When Wu Pengyou heard it, he was right, send it to the hospital immediately, he mixed up Xiaoyu and said goodbye to Xu Pingping, he really came on the spot, and left in disgrace.

Wu Pengyou's nephews and uncles left, the world was quiet all of a sudden, and Xu Ping said to Wang Ling: "Xiao Wang, can you sell me this painting?" ”

Wang Ling was embarrassed to accept the money, "Today is your birthday, this painting is given to you." ”

"Then I'll be disrespectful, even if I owe you a big favor, if there is anything useful to me in the future, you can just ask, by the way, I have a daughter, and you will see her and get to know her when she comes back." The more he looked at Wang Ling, the more he liked it.

Lin Xi next to him rolled his eyes when he heard this, this is to recruit a son-in-law, have you asked me? Yes! How could I think like this, we only met for the second time today, thinking of this, Lin Xi's face turned red.

"Uncle, don't talk nonsense, my cousin is still in college."

"What happened to college? Why don't you just get acquainted, what are you anxious about? Lin Xi's face turned even redder when he said it, and he almost rushed forward to fight hard.

It was almost six o'clock, and the dinner time was approaching, and the guests moved indoors, and there were five tables in the villa.

Xu Pingping's daughter came back, Lin Xi's mother also arrived, and her father did not come because he went abroad on business and did not return.

Xu Ping arranged Wang Ling at the main table, with Lin Xi sitting on the right hand, and he pulled his daughter over and arranged it on Wang Ling's left hand, making Wang Ling cry and laugh, and really wanted to introduce his daughter to himself.

Seeing that the table was full of their relatives, Wang Ling was a little embarrassed, I am not a relative of your family, is it appropriate to sit here?

"It's suitable, of course it's suitable, it's not a relative now, so it's impossible to say in the future!" Seeing that the master insisted repeatedly, Wang Ling had no choice but to obey.

Sitting in the seat made him very unnatural, and everyone in the family was staring at him, especially Xu Pingping's wife and Lin Xi's mother.

Look at Xu Xian next to her, that is, Xu Ping's only daughter, she is also very beautiful, although she is younger than Lin Xi and is still a student, she is not like Lin Xi, who has a baby face, she looks more mature than her, and when she saw Wang Ling looking at her, she also smiled at him and nodded.

At this time, Wang Ling's phone rang, and when he felt it, Zou Yiyi's, bad, Yiyi said that he was going to come to the house to listen to his live broadcast of the novel, how could he forget such an important matter, Wang Ling hurriedly got up and went to the bathroom.