In fact, it was a flood in my hometown that washed me away! Those who shouted at me 'turtle grandson' and 'turtle calf' under the water, I recruited you to provoke your sister, I didn't see death and didn't save it, (even if I didn't save it), I said it all!

Lao Tzu was rushed by the water, and if you scold me again, I really ran back to find you to duel. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

…… is lucky, and finally avoided the three sisters of the Xiong family who 'are not tired of fighting on the street, and they are taxed with knives'.

But! Thief, you can't play like that, don't you......

'Gollum' 'Gollum', yes, as you can see, I'm going underwater right now...... Go!

…… After two days and three nights in the flood, at first I called it the Rapids, the glory of the warriors, but then I slipped so naked that I could only giggle.

Call me a stinky rascal, and you still have an open crotch. Hehe, 'don't worry about dwarfs in general' should be set as a gang rule.

But who do I go to now, Dragon King? The great teachers all said that she was drunk and even cried and howled and was incontinent to make big news, and the heavens were about to break the people's nonsense!

…… Wow! It is said that misfortune and fortune depend on me, and the flood will wash me out of the country, and I was hoping to come on a cross-border trip.

The boat of the friendship family turned its face and did not admit it, and talked about 'the friendship of the common people, the evergreen of the husband', and the long penny that was propped up didn't even know its mother, and the boat overturned more violently than when Tang Sanzhang treacherously fell into the water.

"Goodbye Ge Erdan! Goodbye Shouye! Goodbye Three-Ball Gang! ”

I plunged headlong into this unknown river that belonged only to Mother Earth, which belonged neither to the country of Squash nor to the country of Yahti, and if anyone had written a biography for me, it would have written that I would die unexpectedly, on the day of the dawn.

The picture in front of me is suddenly sober and vivid......

Today is also the first seven of Ge Erdan, he was originally a swineherd in our Qingtong Town, unfortunately he was really hacked to death by a thunderbolt with a hoe the day before the flood, it was on Mu Yao Day seven days ago!

Before that, I heard that he was still singing: "The fifth uncle, seven brothers, eight sisters-in-law and nine sisters squeezed their eyebrows and stared, and the old daughter-in-law and little grandson shouted wow, like the chirping of thunder and chirping in my ears......"

I don't mean to gloat here, because I can't protect myself now.

He's a good kung fu. My greatest wish is to learn from him as a teacher and learn the 'Eight Methods of Pig Horror' from him.

The Three-Ball Gang is enviable, and it was built to play with a small fight, and there are three gang leaders in my inner Mai Tieqiu and Wan Bronze Ball. All three gang leaders have balls in their names, but my mother said that my 'ball' means leader.

…… I can't say any more, because ...... I'm going to die!

If only Heaven could go back half a quarter of an hour...... Uh, no, it's a quarter of a quarter of an hour at two-five, I'll be ...... Not to mention the business, but also to sit across the river and smoke quietly old things with half a brick...... If there is not half a brick and 10,000 tons of bronze, he will be left to death!

Although I guess he won't survive tonight, I'm going to take a risk, and I'm very sad to see someone who can't be saved.

Now there is no need to struggle, no need to curse, just wait quietly for Fan Wuxu to come and lead me away.

"Xie Bi'an! What the hell is going on with you! Don't take me away yet! Lao Tzu is uncomfortable to death! "My blood is about to spill out, I obviously saw the two impermanence limping upside down, but they cowered and restrained their hands and feet, Nima did it on purpose!

Not only that, but I heard these two bastards talk about the sky.

"Lao Xie, I see that this son is obviously out of breath, and Uncle's book also says that he will commit two crimes in his life, and he will not live to be sixteen!"

If you don't live to be sixteen, it talks about my heart, hehe.

"What nonsense, just lead him away." The white impermanence with 'a stove of lettuce' painted on his hat is much more grumpy than me.

"We can't make mistakes, as long as there is a deviation in this matter, you and I have an unshirkable responsibility. As an elder, Yan Tulu has repeatedly pointed at my ears and your nose. "It's a shame that this old black man has a donkey-faced race Zhang Fei, chattering and chirping, but he looks like a girl.

But it's true, black impermanence pointed ears, white impermanence long nose, this is the same as the general two in the mouth of the storyteller in front of the Mistaken Country Temple. That's right, Shinji!

"It's still my brother who thinks about it, hahaha......" He laughed endlessly, I counted fifty-one times with my breath, and this guy hasn't finished laughing yet!" Hahaha...... I can't laugh anymore, then Yan Tulu will give me another life. Yes? Hiss......, old Xie, look. ”

The eyes of the two finally converged on the master, Ang Yao, I wonder, why did the gang leader fly up?

I was in a hurry, but it turned out that there were two unfamiliar people around me in the space, and they were caught off guard even by the impermanence of black and white. I have to sigh that you are so great, you have accomplished a pioneering feat, and this grace deserves nine ...... Yongquan reciprocates.

I didn't come to the entrance of the street, I just surfaced, and the clouds opened to see the moon.

Forgive me, because they don't know who is holding my belly, I just put my hands on the bamboo row, there is no force under my feet, I am in a hurry, I kick them on the shoulder, lift my body, and finally go ashore!

Waha, the ambition is not rewarded, and the vow is endless, and the floating drink is a big white, this, alive, talent!

When I reacted, I realized that I was overjoyed, how could I go ashore, or on the bamboo rafts in the river, just out of the water.

On the raft stood a beautiful woman with a disgraced face, a year older than me. I can't describe her beauty now because of the stiffness of my brain, and if I did, I would have rushed to commit a crime.

She pulled me eagerly, without considering her own strength.

I'm like a swollen steamed bun now, my face is like a bun, and I can take a bowl of water with a single press on my body, and I can drink it after purifying it.

When she saw that I was fine, she burst into tears and laughed, so she was so amazing that it was scary.

"Thank you to the heavens, thank the earth, and live up to the lives of the black and white impermanence and save you." She said with her hands on her chest reverently, her eyes closed.

I squirted a mouthful of water, the world is impermanent, people have lives, and those two benevolent fathers who dare to love are called black! White! Not! Often! Yes!

But...... Wait!

Now I remember that they didn't seem to climb up because of me! There are also squid and sticky crabs down there, which are very scary!

Before I could think about anything, I was about to jump into the water to save someone.

The woman exclaimed in fright, but still said angrily: "What's wrong with you, don't think about it anymore!" ”

"What about them! Are you willing to give your life to save me? "I'm a manic teenager, and it's unsettling that something like this doesn't save people.

Even if I forget what my situation is, I have to catch up on black and white impermanence.

"Don't! They won't want you to do that! ”

"How do you know! Can you represent them?! "I roared, joked, who wanted to die, I found this woman scaryly stupid.

The woman cried and said, "They are my servants, and I have them to save you." Why are you so tough, it won't help you if you go down. ”

I couldn't vent the anger in my heart, so I could only yell at her: "Is it just because they are cheap? Who let you see me, ah! Let me die! ”

She squeezed her tears, like a frightened little meow, looked at me deeply, stopped talking, and suddenly said: "Since you think I am ridiculously wrong, then I will go down to accompany them, just ask you to live well." ”

It's too infatuated, as long as I live well?

I scratched my head with hatred, and then a dry voice came from the other side, "Housheng, the sun is poisonous, listen to the girl, cross the shore quickly." Don't tan. ”