Chapter 215: Act 3 (Part 2) Even zombies are fine
The roar in my heart Qi Mu Kusuo naturally couldn't hear it, and he didn't want to delay with me for long, so he turned around and went to the medicine storage cabinet on the side, as if he was about to collect some medicines. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
It seems that he has watched a lot of zombie-themed film and television works, and knows that in the last days of zombies, only drugs are hard currency... What a ghost!
Are you a superpower or an actor? The acting skills are really superior, and he is very good at everything, and he is not even willing to let go of this kind of detail!
I think you just changed your name to Qi Mu? Jack? Nicholson! Bastard!
After complaining about Qi Mu Kusuo in my heart, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
I really didn't expect that at a glance, I knew that the super superpower person with an IQ of no less than 200, Kusuo Saiki, would be deceived by my lie that even a three-year-old child can't be fooled.
A strong sense of pride arose instantly.
Sure enough, my lying skills are already at the level of transcendent sainthood, and with my extraordinary acting skills, anyone will be easily deceived by me!
It's so lonely, this invincible taste.
Now that I have succeeded in deceiving Saiki Kusuo's consent, the problem in front of me now is how to take away the zombie bird Yu Liuhua.
Suddenly, he was distressed again.
What is a zombie?
Zombies are strange creatures that bite others even if they only have one mouth left, not even creatures, they are a kind of walking corpse whose meaning of existence is only to bite people, and they will not let go of any living human they find until they can no longer move.
The current little bird You Liuhua is such a magical existence, if you want to take her with you, you have to guard against her biting me at all times.
I have to find a way to make the zombie flower not bite, otherwise even if Saiki Kusuo agrees with me to take her away, I won't be able to take her away.
It was necessary to tie her hands, otherwise she would hold me and scratch me with her paws. Pulling a few belts from the other zombies, I tied Torokuka's hands firmly behind her back, and found a piece of clothing to wrap her hands tightly.
The problem with the hands is solved, but the deadliest weapons of the zombies are not the hands, but their mouths and teeth.
Being bitten is not only painful, but also the danger of turning into a zombie.
But how can the mouth be restricted? There is no black tape around...
Shredding the book and stuffing it in her mouth?
No, I'm afraid she'll chew it and swallow it.
What about clothes?
No, she might chew it up and swallow it.
Why do zombies have to chew everything! Wouldn't that have made her give me a mouth?
Well?!
That's right!
I've figured it out!
"Qi Mu, you wait for me here, I'll go back to the third floor. What am I going to do? You don't care what you do. ”
Back in the classroom of the 12th class of the first grade, I quickly walked over to the guy who was suspected of being the male protagonist of the previous year and picked up something.
It consists of two belts plus a metal openwork ball.
That's right, it's the legendary mouth plug!
That's right, I'm just going to stuff my mouth into the mouth of the little bird You Liuhua!
Mouth jammed zombie bird tour six flowers?
I don't know why, but the thought of stuffing my mouth into the mouth of the little bird Yurokuka, I suddenly became a little excited, and my whole body began to tremble slightly as if it was electrified.
By the way, I'm not going to be a pervert too, am I?
Eighty percent of this loss of attention can only be imagined by perverts.
Hm~
Perverted is perverted!
Anyway, I don't feel ashamed, but rather a little complacent!
But this mouth plug can't just be stuffed directly into the mouth of the little bird You Liuhua, otherwise God knows if that disgusting pervert has ever stuffed himself.
So I ran to the bathroom and cleaned the plug several times.
As for the zombies that stood in the way along the way, of course, I was bombarded to the scum with all my might.
I took the plug back to the health care classroom, and under the indifferent gaze of Qi Mu Nanxiong, I stuffed the metal ball of the mouth plug into the mouth of the little bird You Liuhua, and then buckled the belt, so that the little bird You Liuhua couldn't bite anyone.
The voice she made also changed from the original "ho-ho" to a mournful "woo-woo".
But... Looking at the face of the little bird You Liuhua and the same as before his death, his mouth was stretched open by the mouth plug, and the saliva slowly flowed out of the hollow metal ball, flowing down the chin to the ** appearance on the school uniform, I gradually developed an impulse in my heart that all men understand...
Tut...
I suddenly felt that this guy Saiki Kusuo was in the way, if only he wasn't around, I could turn that impulse into reality!
What the?
You say that Little Bird You Liuhua is now a zombie?
It's too perverted to do that to zombies!
What happened to the zombies?
As long as there is love, it's fine!
Besides, I'm still a youkai!
It's no problem for a youkai to do something shameful to a zombie!
What the?
Am I a big pervert?
What's wrong with me being a pervert?
What's wrong with being a man who is perverted?!
Hum!
In short, because Saiki Kusuo was on his side, I had to try to suppress the impulse in my heart.
Then I found a few more straps to tie together, tied one end of one end around the neck of the little bird You Liuhua, and pinched the other end in my hand, like......um... Like holding a dog.
Although I'm a little sorry for her for doing this, but she's dead anyway, and the current zombie bird You Liuhua is not the real bird You Liuhua, so it doesn't matter.
I also fulfilled another wish I have always wished - to take the beauty ** to the street.
It's exciting to think about!
When everything was ready, I untied the curtain that was wrapped around the zombie Liuhua and set her free.
As expected, as soon as I lost the ability to move, Liuhua frantically pounced on me.
She tried to come and grab me, but her hands were tied behind her back, and she could only rub around me like a pet would when she saw its owner.
He wanted to bite me, but because of the plug in his mouth, he couldn't bite at all, but instead rubbed a lot of saliva on my face.
Push her away, and she will immediately rub back on her, which makes me have to keep pushing away the little bird that wants to eat me.
Just as I pushed the little bird You Liuhua's face away again, I suddenly found Qi Mu Nan staring at my interaction with the zombie flower.
Even though his eyes were hidden behind his green glasses, I could clearly see the way he looked like garbage.
So while dealing with the zombie six flowers, I said to a grin:
"Oh, you see she's so enthusiastic, but I haven't seen her for a long time and I think I can't do it. I said she wasn't a zombie, but she didn't bite, how could she be a zombie? Okay, okay, don't keep staring at us, I know that the cold is slapping you in the face, but I can't help it, she likes me like this, and I'm also bothered. ”
I pulled my mouth and babbled nonsense, and the eyebrows of Saiki Kusuo kept twitching. Looking at his appearance, if he didn't want to expose his superpowers, he would probably be able to beat me directly into quarks!
Come on, come on!
Attack me with your superpowers!
If you have the ability, you can take off your glasses and stare me into a plaster cast!
A faceless and shameless monster like me, you want to use your eyes to make me feel ashamed, it's just whimsical! (To be continued.) )