Compared with the vast network sea, the Doudou platform is at best a small wave with characteristics, and in addition to it, there is an overwhelming tsunami. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Weibo is such a well-deserved tsunami.

Weibo is also a home base for netizens. It includes 80% of China's celebrities, 90% of the media, 50% of the workplace elites and grassroots silk that cannot be counted by numbers.

The evil sea of right and wrong, the source of the topic, makes people grit their teeth with hatred, makes people confused, and talks about this place.

At night, it is the peak of Weibo traffic, although it is more than twelve o'clock at this time, but there are still a large number of night owl netizens who can't get up during the day and can't sleep at night. And there is no doubt that this group of night owls is dominated by high-quality students.

Recently, the entertainment industry has been quiet, and there is not even news of a celebrity's cheating.

Netizens were worried that they had nowhere to put their energy, and suddenly saw such a sentence:

"You only see me throwing millions, but you can't see my infatuation. You have your disdain, I have my wind and rain. You laugh at her for being as beautiful as a fairy, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but she can't become popular, I pity you for being stupid, ignorant, ugly, vulgar, and shameless. You can despise her efforts and trample on her dignity, but she will eventually prove whose time it is. The dream is destined to be a lonely journey, with doubts and ridicule on the way, but no matter what, even if the whole world abandons her, I will always stay with her. I'm a brother who is not short of money, and I speak for Kerr, who loves to sing. ”

Netizens don't know the specific source of this sentence, but they all feel that this sentence is arrogant and domineering.

Unconsciously gave birth to a heart of imitation, and wanted to compare his talent with the original author.

Student version: "You only see me failing the exam, but you can't see me studying all night." You have your learning useless, I have my knowledge to change my life. You laugh at the words, you have to throw it as soon as you get out of school, I pity you for being ignorant, ignorant, unlearned, and unskilled, and you don't know how to pretend to understand. You can despise college students like dogs and ridicule graduate students like rats, but the country will prove whose era it is. Reading is destined to be a lonely journey, and there are always things on the road that I can't learn and can't understand, but no matter what, even if the whole world thinks that knowledge is useless, I will insist on studying hard. I am a student and I speak for my studies. ”

Crush version: "You only see me alone, but you can't see my silent blessing." You have your woman like clothes, and I have mine and she is fine and sunny. You laughed at the school flowers, police flowers, stars, and goddesses who were just playthings in your hands, and I pity you for wandering flowers and ended up getting syphilis. You can threaten that love is the biggest lie and ridicule dating has something to offer. But time will tell who is the happiest. Crush is destined to be a lonely guard, there are always good people on the road and we are just friends, but what, even if the whole world thinks that crush is bitter, I will always be by her side. I'm single and I endorse my crush.

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Netizens have tested the waters, and they have a lot to say. After a while, the endorsement body was pushed to the homepage of Weibo.

More netizens saw it, and when they thought about it, they would make it up, wouldn't I make it up? Which one of you is not a joker on Weibo? Who is willing to admit that he has no literary talent, and he has also gone into the water to make up jokes.

So the building rush version, masturbation version, and fat version of weight loss have appeared in the world.

The snowball is getting bigger and bigger, and more and more people are participating, and even a few little stars who think that their culture classes are better than art classes can't help but make up two jokes to have fun with fans.

It is strange that there are a few netizens who like to get to the bottom of it.

What is the first version of such a crazy and domineering joke? After reading the first edition, I thought that there was obviously something in the first edition, so where did it come out? And for what is it for?

In this way, I checked the problem with it, and finally pointed to the Doudou platform.

I'm rubbing, so that's what happened!

I have to say that netizens are all Sherlock Holmes, not to mention that what the Doudou platform does is unfair and has too many loopholes.

Netizens restored the truth of the matter without checking three times and two times.

In short: this is a realistic version of a bloody TV series in which an unknown anchor and a well-known anchor were exposed to the rich second-generation wealth showdown because of the competition on the same stage, and the live broadcast platform pulled the bias to protect the well-known anchor and suppress the nameless little anchor, causing the local tyrants to be unhappy, and showing justice with talent.

It's a conspiracy.

There's something in the story.

Society is so dark.

Netizens peeled back the cocoon, collected evidence from multiple parties across platforms, and analyzed it with logic, psychology and sociology, and finally came to the result: "Keer, who loves to sing, is innocent, and he is just a little anchor who sings."

Xin'er is a scheming who suppresses newcomers and doesn't give people a way out.

Long Aotian and his brother are not bad for money, they are just two-stirring sticks, and they have no money to spend.

And the Doudou live broadcast platform is the most shameless, reversing black and white and referring to the donkey as a horse, there must be an ulterior conspiracy of interests behind it"

So, in order to maintain social justice, in order not to let more people be harmed, and in order not to be humiliated for their own intelligence, the majority of netizens pointed to the Doudou platform to seek justice for Keer, who loves to sing.

I have to say that the master is in the people, and the eyes of netizens are also bright, if someone thinks that they can deceive netizens by lying to the sky, then this person is either a fool or a politician.

The Doudou platform has nothing to do with the government, so netizens are not afraid of it, scolding!

"Paralyzed, what a bullshit platform, bullying newcomers and not giving people a way to live"

"Chu Yiqiu, the boss of the Doudou platform, must have a leg with that Xin'er, this kind of forcing has seen a lot"

"Grass, reversing black and white, confusing right and wrong, bullying people with red lips and white teeth, do you really think that there are no people in the world who understand? I'll send you a word, Doudou platform and urine pit, Chu Yiqiu is a big SB"

"They are all civilized people, how bad it is to scold people. Chu Yiqiu, you are an incomplete evolved lifeform, an alien with a mutated gene, an abandoned baby of the snowman of Our Lady Peak, a murderer with a clogged septic tank, a shame for the Eskimos, a super-individual who survives with cockroaches, and a semi-plant with rotten vitality, why didn't Lao Tzu shoot you at the wall in the first place. Amitabha, sin and sin ......"

"It's all my fault, I didn't educate my children well. Everyone, stop scolding, uninstall the Doudou platform......"

"Support uninstall +1......"

"Support uninstall +2......"

"Seconded ......"

"Today, I made a difficult decision, I decided not to date on the Doudou platform in the future. If Chu Yiqiu doesn't apologize, I'll go to the Yuyu platform ......"

"Chu Yiqiu, your mother apologized for calling you rude......"

Lin Keke stood in front of Yunlin in a daze, and a touching red glow appeared on his charming face. scolded well, really angry, if she wasn't a girl, she wouldn't spit dirty words casually, she would have to scold.

But now, netizens are like roundworms in her stomach, taking what she wants to say but can't say, and the grievances she wants to vent but can't vent, in the most direct and crude artistic way for her.

Lin Keke is grateful to all netizens in the world who understand things, but she is even more grateful to Yunlin.

"If it weren't for this man," Lin Keke glanced at Yunlin a little obsessively: "Who is willing to speak for me?" ”

"A song pushes me to become famous, a paragraph of a sentence explodes on Weibo, rewards millions without blinking, and I am not moved in front of me. At this end is a talented, gentlemanly, and fanciful man who can't see through enough. ”

"How many earth-shattering abilities are hidden under his plain exterior and plain clothes?"

Obsessed, she can't help but be obsessed!

Loved? Maybe!