Chapter 04: Fat Daoyou, Fat Oil?
Wanjie Immortal Temple, Fighting Battle Courtyard, the entrance of the Wanbao Brilliant Conference.
Chen Yi stood at the door of the conference with a confused expression.
looked at a pitch-black book in his hand, "True Body Nine Sections", with a blue and thin mushroom on his face.
Chen Yi casually flipped through the "Nine Sections of the True Body" given by the stinky beggar, and found that "The Nine Sections of the True Body" was like a villain book, with a pitiful number of words in it, only a scribbled diagram of the human body, especially the red dots on the lower body.
"I bought a watch last year, stinky beggar, wait for me!
"Little Yellow Book deceived me into the Blu-ray disc, Ma De, it's a big loss!"
"When I sell my ten boxes of "Little Huangshi" and go to the peak of life, I will definitely lock you up with the sow for five ~ hundred ~ years!"
Chen Yi threw "Nine Sections of the True Body" at random, and a perfect parabola unfolded.
With the parabola, "Nine Sections of the True Body" turns the pages with the wind, and the scribbled characters of the villain book in it move when they hear the wind, and the red dots of the special characters transform into a red dragon and wander around in the characters in the book.
Chen Yi, unintentionally seeing it, slapped his big hooves.
"Holy, almost looked away, old beggar something?"
When the words fell, I wanted to run to catch "Nine Sections of the True Body" and just listen.
"Oh, who's plotting against me?"
Dressed in a white Qiankun Taoist robe, with golden auspicious clouds sewn on the cufflinks, he is definitely a Jindan monk!
Guan Zhi's age is about double ten, his body is fat, his eyes are slender, and he really can't see if he is open if he doesn't look carefully. The lips are moist and thin, and at first glance he is the master of many words, and there is a small black mole at the corner of the mouth.
All kinds of signs came together, and Chen Yi got a knot.
This person is extremely obscene!
Chen Yi was still labeling this fat Taoist friend with various labels, and the fat Taoist priest had already walked in front of Chen Yi with a "murder weapon".
"Hey, boy, did you sneak up on me?"
Chen Yi hurriedly nodded and shook his head.
"Brother Dao, misunderstanding, misunderstanding! Anyway, Brother Dao, do you like to talk with your eyes closed?"
Hearing this, the fat Dao man looked annoyed, and threw the "True Body Nine Sections" on Chen Yi's face and shouted.
"What the hell are your eyes, Lao Tzu has opened them the widest! Do you understand the angry eyes? Can't you see the big eyes of the water spirit?"
Chen Yi embarrassedly picked up the "True Body Nine Sections" and received it into the Qiankun Dao robe, touched his head and said, "Well, it's really big, it's really big." ”
"In order to apologize, this thing was given to Brother Dao, and I hope that Brother Dao Haihan. ”
I saw a flash of yellow light, and an extra yellow spirit stone appeared in Chen Yi's hand.
The fat Taoist priest's face softened slightly.
Seeing that this person is quite upright, and as a Jindan monk, there is no difference between being smashed on the head by a broken book and a feather falling on the head, and it is just a matter of face to investigate. I thought it would be okay to let this person be soft, but I didn't expect that there would be an apology. Guarding the cultivation law of not wanting nothing in vain, the poor Dao smiled and accepted it.
"In that case, let's settle this matter, don't be like Meng Lang next time. ”
Chen Yi's face was happy.
"Thank you, Brother Dao. ”
The fat man picked up the "Little Yellow Stone" with a puzzled expression.
"What is this?"
A hint of a treacherous smile flashed at the corner of Chen Yi's mouth, and he looked left and right, pulling the fat man to the corner of the entrance.
"Fellow Daoists, look!"
It's still the same scene, it's still the two protagonists, but this time the protagonists are very different from the previous ones, the woman is more charming and moving than before, and her legs are wearing black magic clothes and socks like fishnets.
As for the man, it is even more difficult to accept than before, and his body is not only fat and his face is ugly.
Soon, in the video, the two began an extremely fiery Dao competition, eighteen endless Dao methods of various grids, and occasionally the shouts of the two of them could be heard.
"Yo Xi Yo Xi, Ya Shi Butterfly. ”
"One library, one library dies, dies gives. ”
The expressions of the fat people also began to change. From the beginning of the doubts, to the eyes lit up and the result of the blushing panting.
In the video, the two are fighting fiercely, the man's skills are displayed, and the combat power is soaring, tearing off the woman's black fishnet magic weapon stockings with his bare hands, and lifting the woman....
Just as I was seeing the excitement, the image came to an abrupt end.
"Oops, why is it gone?"
The fat man exclaimed, his face was very annoyed and disappointed.
Chen Yi smiled slightly, very obscenely.
"Hehe, Brother Dao, take it back, it's a gift for you. ”
The fat Dao people were overjoyed, and the "Little Yellow Stone" was put away at the speed of light, and then patted Chen Yi on the shoulder.
"Brother, I have made up my mind to be your brother! As soon as I saw you, I felt a slight sense of déjà vu in my heart for some reason. I think I will be a brother in life and death in my last life. Seeing that you are as righteous as me, you must be an out-and-out righteous gentleman like me!"
Chen Yi put his hand on the shoulder of the fat Taoist like a friend, and his face was moved.
"Brother Dao, what you said is very true, and I feel the same way. ”
"Hey, what is the name of your own brother, just call me by my name!"
The fat man said with a little dissatisfaction, and then patted his head as if he remembered something, and said: "Look at my brain, I forgot that my brother doesn't know my name." ”
"I'm the Fighting Courtyard, Fu You. ”
"What? rich?"
Chen Yi was overjoyed, looking at this, the fat Taoist friend who was covered in oil felt that his wallet was about to be agitated.
Fu You nodded with a smile and said, "That's right, by the way, brother, what's your name?"
Chen Yi smiled awkwardly.
"Brother Fu You, I am Chen Yi of the Forging Academy. ”
"Haha, Brother Chen Yi. ”
The two of them looked at each other and smiled, their eyes rolling wildly, each calculating.
"Rich brother, what do you think of my treasure?"
Fu You paused, and then smiled.
"Superb!"
"Do you still want it? All the content is single, and the plot is exciting. Brother, in order to cultivate, I can only sell my heart like a knife with tears. ”
Chen Yi struck while the iron was hot.
Fu You's eyes lit up.
"I don't know if Brother Chen Yi has the geometry of this thing?"
"Brother, don't you know, this thing is born from the illusion of what you want in your heart, and it consumes a lot of spiritual energy, after all, it is very difficult for all kinds of women to repeat a good battle plot with women. ”
Fu You touched his chin.
"In this way, there are quite a few more in the hands of the brothers. I asserted, it's not that I want it, the point is that I am a person who values friendship, you and I hate to see each other late, at first sight, for the brother's two ribs and kidneys, a moment of slip of the tongue, for the brother's two ribs to stick a knife, brother, how many you have I ~ all ~ wanted!"
Chen Yi was shocked, and his heart was full of groans.
My, can your kidneys stand it? Do you have a Yuan Shi, waste me for half a day and have no money, Lao Tzu must die of you! However, I am not mistaken, you are really not a thing in the pool! For the sake of your kidneys, I will send my knees to the heartfelt words of the lying brother Niu on behalf of myself!
Chen Yi looked at this lump of fat with some suspicion, since the words have come to this, he must not give up halfway.
"Rich brother, can you think clearly, this spirit stone is my painstaking efforts, painstaking efforts, boiling the liver day by day, painstakingly using the combination of the Shadow Stone and the Phantom Stone to forge thousands of pieces, named "Phantom Stone" A hundred whole yuan stone, and I have, on ~ thousand ~ pieces ~!"
Fu You's face turned pale when he heard this, and he sighed in his heart.
, Nima is so expensive, one Yuan Stone is enough for my spiritual cultivation for a month. Didn't Nitama work hard, painstakingly, hard work, and hard work every day, and it took a thousand to succeed? Nima, where did the thousands come from?
It is definitely impossible to take it back, and it is not in line with my wise and martial temperament. It's overloaded, what should I do? Wait online, I'm in a hurry! Huh? Wait... Hehe, sure enough, people, you still have to rely on ingenuity!
"Brother Chen Yi, you can rest assured, I said that I want everything, I want it all. At this moment, it is the Wanbao Brilliant Conference, you go shopping first, and I will go to get the Yuanshi. ”
The words fell, pinched the magic trick, took out the divine sword, and the imperial sword rose into the air, and disappeared at the end of the night sky in a blink of an eye.
Fast as a gust of wind, as if he had never existed.
Chen Yi looked sluggish.
"Damn, it can't be that I have no money to abscond???"