Chapter 53: The Jade Rabbit is a pit
Jiang Daoli switched to tuba to see that the group was still arguing, and the question of who was going to give the lecture was still being debated. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"If you don't have a candidate yet, I'll have to cancel this lecture." Jiang Daoli said lightly.
Zhang Sanfeng and others were secretly happy, these people didn't have lectures, but they still had ah.
Zhang Daoling was equally overjoyed, and Qingfeng Mingyue spoke directly: "Old driver Daxian, they definitely can't choose, let's go." ”
"You're two people, you can only go one at a time." Nezha stood up and said, "I'll go, they, the immortals, how do you know the hardships of civilians like us." ”
"You civilian fart, aren't you the reincarnation of the spirit bead?" A bunch of angry scolding instantly drowned Nezha.
"Can Bunny go?" The Jade Rabbit is weak and authentic.
Jade Rabbit really has no status in front of these immortals, if there is no Chang'e as the master, these immortals probably won't be able to bird it.
Looking at the Jade Rabbit, Jiang Daoli remembered the first time he chatted with the Jade Rabbit, or that radish must open the door to transformation for him, looked at the quarrelsome immortals, and said: "This time the Jade Rabbit goes, next time the Roaring Sky Dog, and then next time the Green Bull Spirit, it was decided happily." ”
Jiang Daoli is also a grateful person, speaking of which, his relationship with Yutu is the best, and there are merits in lecturing, so naturally they can't be forgotten.
"Old driver Daxian, you can't do this, they are all pets, how can they go to lecture?" Wen Quxing was not happy.
The rest of the immortals were also not happy, and said, "Great immortal, let's go." ”
"What's wrong? Can't I go? Do you want to fight? Erlang God stepped forward.
"What's wrong with my Jade Rabbit? Do you believe that I sealed you in the moon and stars for 3,000 years? Chang'e looked at Wen Quxing viciously.
"What's wrong with the old little green cow? Who said he couldn't go? Stand up and let the old man see. Taishang Laojun had a black face and supported the little green cow.
Taishang Laojun, who had just lost all the pills and still owed the debt, was in a very bad mood, and the whole person was murderous, and everyone wanted to smoke it.
What's more, the green ox spirit is his mount, and when he goes out to preach, he not only has a long face, but also shares his merits.
Erlang God and Yang Jian are the same, the immortals are robbing them of their merits, and it is strange if they don't stand up.
Wenqu Xing: "......"
Immortals: "......"
Well, these three, they can't afford to provoke them, Erlang God is the Heavenly Realm Judicial Heavenly Monarch, a powerful figure who cheats, and the backstage is also hard, and the master is even more powerful.
Chang'e? Hehe, the Jade Emperor was watching from the side, you said that she would try, believe it or not, the Jade Emperor would immediately hang you in Nantianmen and smoke you hard?
There is also a Zhu Bajie, people call monkeys here, and they can't kill you.
So, the number of people who will give lectures is set, and three at once.
The Jade Emperor didn't come out anymore, he just won Taishang Laojun, and he definitely couldn't please him when he came out, and Chang'e was his crush, so he was embarrassed to rob it.
Erlang God Yang Jian is his nephew, and he has no face to rob, so he silently agreed to the lecture arrangement.
With a candidate, Jiang Daoli pulled the jade rabbit into the small class.
Ding, the system prompted, the old driver invited the Jade Rabbit of the Guanghan Palace of the Immortal Realm to enter the cultivation class, and the golden immortal-level cultivation was made.
Jin Xian is another great power!
"Roar, this is the power of our demon clan." Several demon beasts screamed instantly, roaring again and again.
"Welcome to the Demon Clan's Great Immortal Jade Rabbit Immortal."
The demigod Carrot also began to applaud, and Ariel and Lilo and others also sent flowers, and the applause was very face-saving.
Looking at the enthusiastic crowd, Yutu was very shy, he didn't expect him to be so popular: "Hello everyone, I'm Yutu." ”
Jiang Daoli quickly switched back to the trumpet and said calmly: "Jade Rabbit Fairy, Master said, the lecture has begun, according to the class schedule, it should be a lecture today." ”
After speaking, the system prompted that all were banned, and only the administrator could speak, giving Yutu the identity of an administrator.
"Yudan?" The jade rabbit holding the radish looked confused: "What the hell is Yudan?" ”
Jiang Daoli was also stunned, and suddenly remembered that when he asked the Jade Rabbit about the method of becoming a god before, the Jade Rabbit seemed to have become an immortal because of holding his thighs, so let it come in and teach everyone to hold his thighs?
The witty Jiang Daoli hurriedly replied: "It's to tell the method of becoming an immortal, and according to what you know, guide us." ”
"Oh, the way to become an immortal, it's very simple, follow the master and become an immortal." The jade rabbit said with a cute face.
“…… Sure enough, it's still like this. Jiang Daoli was sweating wildly, feeling that he had made a wrong decision, and this was completely his own signboard.
My little gratitude shouldn't be used for that! Jiang Daoli covered his face, it was really embarrassing, this was invited by him.
The monks in the group were also confused, this is the fairy lecture?
A few demon beasts were even more ashamed to burrow into their crotches, this is the great immortal of the demon clan? A big fairy with a thigh?
"Then you can tell us about your master's method of becoming an immortal?" Jiang Daoli wiped his sweat and said that the egg was authentic.
"My master ate an elixir and soared, it's very simple." The jade rabbit still has an innocent and cute face, which makes people reluctant to even scold.
However, this is a small cultivation class, you are lecturing, are you sure you are not here to be funny?
Do you want merit like this? It's good not to give you karma.
"Haven't you heard anyone give a lecture on the cultivation method?" Jiang Daoli really can't help it, even if you plagiarize someone else's, you can also have a paragraph.
"Oh, there is, that's it." Yutu suddenly said: "I understand these, such as Taoism, very Taoism...... What's next? ”
“……”
Well, I've made sure, this one is here to be funny.
"Jade Rabbit, you better eat your radish."
Jiang Dao said silently, ready to take off the management of the Jade Rabbit, and when he kicked it out, the Jade Rabbit spoke again: "Actually, it is very simple to become an immortal, you can eat more radish, I once fed a mortal rabbit, and after eating my radish, I have become an immortal, although it is only the lowest level of immortals." ”
What about other than turnips? Our turnips are not your kind of turnips, anyway, are you sure that you have a slashing temperament, and you are willing to give up the turnips to other rabbits? Jiang Daoli was deeply suspicious: "Jade Rabbit Immortal, needless to say, radishes, we can't eat them." ”
"Then you can eat other things, Zhu Bajie's feed, Xiaotiangu's dog food, Qingniu's forage, eat more and more to become immortals, hey......"
Hold the grass, why did you kick me? Yutu suddenly found that he was bounced out, and returned to the fairy exchange group, his eyes were full of mist: "Old driver Daxian, why did you kick me?" ”
...... "Can I stop kicking?" In addition to hugging your thighs and finding a good master, that is, eating turnips, I am already drunk on your method of becoming an immortal.
If I don't kick it, the group will be ruined by you.
Jiang Daoli took a deep breath and lifted the ban.
"Little driver, what's going on? Is this really a great immortal? Carrot was the first to question it.
"The god of magic can't be wrong, it's just that this great immortal doesn't want to teach us." Ariel said that in her, the old driver is always right and wrong.
"Woo, I didn't expect my demon clan to have such a shameful demon fairy." A few little demons cried.
"Hehe, how do you demon clan compare to our human race, look at our human race Zhang Sanfeng, Da Luo Jin Xian, and personally explain basic cultivation and foundation building for us." Mo Canglan said proudly.
"Basic cultivation and foundation building?" Most of the people in the group were foundation building monks, and they suddenly became excited, but then they said dejectedly: "It's a pity that I didn't catch up." ”
There were a lot of regretful voices, and Jiang Daoli had to speak: "Actually, don't be frustrated, I recorded it in words, and the genius treasure will be exchanged." ”
“……”
Hold the grass, can you not be so pitiful, the lecture record has been recorded? Why didn't you see this opportunity before?
It's a pity that they don't have a chat record, just voice communication, I can't remember it!
"The little driver actually recorded it? My advanced transcription is just a blank slate. Lillo exclaimed.
Jiang Daoli looked surprised, he didn't expect the recording to be recorded, but fortunately, I am the text version.
That's the benefit of text, no matter how good your recording is, can it compare to my chat history?