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I threw the bronze mirror to Ye Yi, opened the door and got out of the car. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info returned to the door of the 13th floor with heavy steps, thinking about how to tell Senior Sister Wen Yi about this. By the way, I fantasized that Senior Sister Wen Yi was embarrassed and angry, did she flash me a few ear scrapers, or kicked me, there was a clanging sound from the other side of the door, and the picture in my head became the legend of the school back then, will Senior Sister Wen Yi also pierce more than 20 holes in my body with a fruit knife, and was judged by the forensic doctor to be a minor injury?

I turned around, ran to the entrance of the safe passage, took out the phone and dialed Sister Wenyi's mobile phone.

Toot toot

After less than three sounds, Senior Sister Wen Yi answered my phone: "Xiao Yangyang, why did you call me again?" I just met my sister and miss my sister again? ”

Senior Sister Wen Yi said to me in a flirtatious tone.

I twitched in my heart, and by the way, I straightened out the wording: "Senior sister, I didn't see a bed in your room when I went in just now." ”

I'm going to salute first and then soldier, and make a detour from the side.

Senior Sister Wen Yi grinned and said, "Yes, did Xiao Yangyang just see it?" My sister is going to buy a bed in a while. You're so stingy that you don't even prepare beds for your guests. ”

I hurriedly said, "Senior sister, aren't you unprepared in my room?" You see, I'm going to call you right away and admit my mistake. ”

"Giggles, Xiao Yangyang knows that he feels distressed."

"Wronged, sister, I'm very distressed from beginning to end. You know me. ”

"That's right, I know Xiao Yangyang well, why didn't I know that you would feel sorry for a girl before?"

I cried out and said, "Well, didn't I just call?" Sister, I'm going to send you a waterbed. This thing is good.................. "I spoke very quickly, and let my voice speak honestly about the characteristics of the waterbed. (The waterbed feature is omitted, and the province says that we cheat the number of words.) Hey hey)

"Stop!" Senior Sister Wen Yi showed a yellow card on her face and said to me, "Say, what are you looking for me?" ”

Forehead......

"Senior sister, you know me well. Well, I, I do have something to ask you for. "I was disrupted by Senior Sister Wen Yi. I thought about it, and I sent the waterbed first and then asked for it. But I don't want to be exposed to my immature conspiracy all at once.

"Say it. My sister is very busy and has no time to coax you. ”

I gritted my teeth and said, "Senior sister, Ye Yi said that he was looking for Aoi Blood." Let me beg you. He promised to send you a waterbed when it was done. "I decisively sold Ye Yi.

"Aoi blood?" Senior Sister Wen Yi asked with some puzzlement.

I gritted my teeth again, I did the first year of junior high school, and then I did the fifteenth year! Stretching the neck is a knife, and shrinking the neck is still a knife. Die early and be reincarnated early.

I said: "That, Ye Yi said, sunflower blood is the moon, menstruation, and blood." ”

"Xiao Yangyang!" Senior Sister Wen Yi's voice suddenly rose, and I could hear the voice coming from my room door in the corridor: "How can you learn from others!" Let Ye Yi go to find someone else to go! Sister doesn't give birth to that thing! ”

I hurriedly said, "Senior sister, senior sister, don't be angry. I'm not done yet. ”

Senior Sister Wen Yi suddenly changed her tone and asked me gently: "Xiao Yangyang, didn't your friend beat my sister, right?" ”

"Senior sister, I really don't know this. However, he asked for it to dye the red rope. ”

"Dye the rope? Why use it? "Senior Sister Wen Yi suddenly became interested, this ever-changing woman really gives me a headache.

I hurriedly explained: "I don't know the specifics, but the main reason is that there are too many of them. ”

"Lots of them?" After a pause, Senior Sister Wen Yi said, "This, my amount is not very large, just a lot on the first day." There was a bit of a comeback, but I still had three or four days to come to that. ”

Forehead...... Sister, why are you telling me this? I really didn't have the idea of hitting you. It seems, I remember who said that this for girls is very secret, and only to those close to them will say it.

I could only hurriedly say: "Senior sister, Ye Yi means that you know a lot of girls, can you help contact some." ”

The literary sister said: "Oh, that's it." Then I can't guarantee that. How much do you want? ”

I said, "Ye Yi said that it takes at least twenty to dye it well." ”

Senior Sister Wen Yi said, "I'll try it." Where are you? ”

"I, I'm at the entrance of our building." I said weakly.

"Come in for the old lady!" Senior Sister Wen Yi went crazy again, and then hung up my phone.

I hurried to the door of my house and saw my senior sister standing at my door, pretty, with the sunlight shining in from the window behind her.

"Xiao Yangyang, do you think I have a way to get it, sister?" Senior Sister Wen Yi said to me in a blockade at the door.

"I ...... I guess so, right? ”

"You can be big!" Senior Sister Wen Yi angrily used her hammer hand and knocked on my forehead. I couldn't cry or laugh when I smashed the ground. Why can't this sister's personality be better?

I said, "Senior sister, if it really doesn't work, I'll find a way to go with Ye Yi." I just thought, there are always people who sell it when you spend money, right? It's a pity that this thing is lost. "When I said this, I was purely mindless, including the ideas in the words were all improvised pieced together.

Senior Sister Wen Yi said with a dark face: "If you want to be beautiful, you want to buy that thing with great fanfare, and you won't be beaten up as a pervert?" ”

I said, "Isn't there anything I can't help it?" It's not that your sister doesn't know, I have never been a woman, I have been in college for three years, not to mention that I don't have a girlfriend, even a female friend, and only your sister. ”

Puff,

When Senior Sister Wen Yi heard my words, she suddenly smiled, and that smile was like a rose that instantly opened in the wilderness of the withered Yellow Mountain, beautiful and beautiful......

"Come in, I'll figure it out for you." Senior Sister Wen Yi turned around and walked back to the room.

Pointing to a pile of cardboard boxes on the ground, he said, "Go and tidy up these things, put them in my wardrobe, put them in the kitchen, put them in the kitchen, and put them on the bookshelf." ”

After saying this, Senior Sister Wen Yi walked to the balcony with her mobile phone.

I looked at the living room full of thoughts, rolled up my sleeves and started to get busy.

After about ten minutes, I just opened the third carton box and saw that it was full of women's underwear, so I immediately closed the carton box and picked it up and prepared to send it directly to my senior sister's room. I saw Senior Sister Wen Yi walking out of the balcony.

"Xiao Yangyang, my sister wants to say that your luck is really good."

I hurriedly put the box in her room, clapped my hands and walked out, and said with a flattering smile: "Senior sister's magic power is boundless, longevity and Tianqi!" Such a difficult thing can be done with a phone call. ”

[View of wealth from the fingers] 1.There is a gap between the index finger and the middle finger, and he is a relatively open person in terms of money2.A person who has a gap between the middle finger and the ring finger is a person who has no plan for life3.A person who has a gap between the ring finger and the little finger is a liberal who is difficult to save money. 4. There is a gap between the four fingers, although the personality is extremely open and optimistic, but he likes to squander, use money excessively, and obviously leak money and is not good at saving money.

Dear friends, it's been updated, and last week was amazing! The red ticket is over 200, and the collection is also over 200. It's refreshing. Will this kind of brothers continue to work? Don't seek to surpass, but to maintain. So, vote.