Chapter 184: Miss Nakamura's Elixir
Miss Nakamura's room was filled with miasma, hundreds of test tubes were placed on the floor haphazardly, and various colors of liquid glittered in the test tubes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"What are you doing?"
"Doctor, you're here just in time, I'm doing an experiment, and I need your help with something."
The corners of my mouth twitched and looked at her vigilantly: "You do experiments, you do experiments, why do you call me just right?" Do you want me to help?! Sorry I'm busy right now, go first! ”
I don't know if you still remember, but I said earlier that Miss Nakamura is an inventor who daydreams all day long, and she always likes to make various potions with many sequelae, although I don't know that she cheated so much research funds from others, but in my opinion, she is an out-and-out big pit!
For example, if you wipe any bruising that can be recovered within 24 hours, it sounds like a terrible thing, and it only takes 24 hours to fully recover from any contusion and spraining to the foot and bones, which is like a great invention of the century, but the price is that you can't move within 1 month! Don't even blink your eyelids, or the injured part will break!
There are also height capsules that can grow taller after eating.
it! That's a big hole!
It is true that you can grow taller after eating, but it is unlimited to grow taller! The guinea mice she used for her experiments grew more than two meters in a day! In the end, the police had to be called to slaughter the big rat, which grew to five or six meters long.
The most pitiful thing is that last time she secretly added it to my breakfast milk, it was said that it could help people whiten, even Africans could become Europeans in seconds.
True Nyima can change! I'm even bleeding white, hey!
That bastard secretly experimented with me because the guinea pigs were white and couldn't be used for experiments! Bastard! Why didn't she experiment with herself! Even if you don't experiment on yourself, you can catch a few gray mice!
If it weren't for Lao Tzu's clever [Living Dead] on himself, I'm afraid the grave grass would be three feet high!
I really don't understand how such a cheating guy cheated sponsorship funds from those big companies!
So as soon as I heard her call me for help, my knee-jerk reaction was to hurry up!
"Oops! What are you doing! Why close the doors! ”
Miss Nakamura smiled innocently, "Of course, it's to prevent someone from accidentally breaking in during the experiment." ”
"I didn't agree to do an experiment with you! And why do you have to lock the door! ”
"Don't say that, I know that Xiaofu likes to help others the most, and it won't take much time to do me a small favor."
Miss Nakamura shook the key in her hand:
"As for locking the door, it's said that it's to prevent someone from accidentally entering, and it's not possible to get in if you don't lock the door."
"! So what do you do by throwing the key into the sulfuric acid! What the hell are you going to do to me, hey! ”
Miss Nakamura finally revealed her true form at this time, and stared at me with good intentions:
"Hey, hey, what are you talking about? Lonely men and widows in the same room, with the door locked and undisturbed, of course doing what we love the most. ”
"Go away, bastard! Do you think I don't know what you want to do! Don't! I'm not that kind of person! Don't try to experiment with my body! ”
"Oh oh oh? But what to do? The key is gone, so if you want to get out, you have to break the door. But how can ordinary people break the door made of steel! ”
Miss Nakamura paced back and forth with her hands behind her back, and suddenly pulled out a golden potion from behind her like a blue tanuki:
"Dangdang! Mighty Kong Elixir! ”
She looks like a salesman selling counterfeit drugs on the street: "This is the time when I need my new invention!" After drinking this bottle of the Mighty King Kong potion I just blended, it can not only be infinitely powerful, but also invulnerable! What do you think? Would you like to try it? Surely you'd love to drink it, right? Because this will make it easy to break down the door of steel and set you free! Never mind! Now the discount is great, drink a bottle and get a bottle free! ”
Send your brother-in-law, hey!
"You don't come! Isn't there a window behind you? The second floor is not high, I will be fine if I jump down! ”
"Windows?"
Bang!
A steel plate fell, covering the entire window tightly.
"! When did you put this thing on the window? ”
"Hawkers, these are small things, as long as you drink this bottle of Mighty King Kong Elixir, even the thickest steel plate can be easily broken, and you can escape as much as you want!"
"Why do you have to ask me for an experiment! Don't you still have a few guinea pigs over there! Can't you give them food? ”
"Of course not, this is a specially designed potion for people, and the rats can't see the effect at all when they drink it...... Sa, hurry up and drink it obediently, it's okay, it doesn't hurt at all. ”
It's not a question of pain or not at all, okay!
God knows what side effects this has!
"Don't do it!"
"Don't drink?! Hmph"
Miss Nakamura put away her good face and said with a sneer: "You have to drink it today, and you have to drink it if you don't drink it!" If you don't drink, you won't want to get out of this room for the rest of your life! ”
Saying that, he laughed again: "Okay, let's drink it quickly, it's delicious, I specially made orange flavor." ”
Tangerine, your sister! If you have time to make orange flavors, you might as well get rid of the side effects of those cheats!
"Cut, I can't get out, it's not like you can't get out yourself."
"It doesn't matter if I can't get out, this is my home anyway, but you're different."
I sneered: "How am I different, if you don't go out, of course I can do it." ”
"Yes, but just now Qianhui-chan called and said that she bought a lot of ingredients and couldn't take them with her, so let you pick her up, she was waiting for you at the supermarket, won't you go either?"
What the? The landlord girl is waiting for me at the supermarket? Didn't I let her come back?!
"Don't lie! Chie-chan wants me to pick her up, why don't you call me directly and call you instead? This low-level deception wants to fool me? There are no doors! ”
"Xiaofu, sometimes people are too confident and usually don't end well."
"I think confidence is the foundation of being a human being."
"Oh-oh? So confident? ”
"That's how confident!"
"I hope you'll be so energetic after listening to me."
"Listen up!"
"Chie-chan called to say that she didn't go back to the apartment after separating from you and went directly to the Dagong supermarket, she bought a lot of ingredients for cooking, and wanted to use a sumptuous dinner to soothe the hearts of the little bird sisters who were injured by the fire. There are so many ingredients that one person can't take with me, so I asked you to help, because no one answered your mobile phone, so I called me. ”
it! How did the big scoundrel Nakamura know about the Bird Tour?
Could it be that the landlord really called her?
No way?
Could it be that the landlord girl really didn't go home to the supermarket to buy ingredients in order to make the little bird sister happy who lost her belongings?!
Obviously, I don't have much money and still take care of other people's affairs...... Maybe it's because the landlord's own home conditions are not good that she can empathize more with the situation of Little Bird Swim, what a gentle little girl who loves to worry!
Nakamura scoundrel pinched his chin and looked at me with a smile: "I want to think about it... At this time, Qianhui-chan may be a poor person carrying a lot of things at the door of the supermarket and looking forward to you, but you are delaying time here, ignoring Qianhui-chan's expectations, it's really ruthless, Xiaofu classmate, since Qianhui-chan is usually so good to you. (To be continued.) )