"Wang Gangdan! I solemnly inform you that if you play "Little Apple" in my head for ten more years, I will commit suicide! There is no room for negotiation! "Wang Gangdan walked on the desert with a heavy backpack on his back, and on the planet of the last days, it is easy for a little monster to appear in the wilderness - but out of fear of higher life, the zombies and alien beasts below the fourth level saw Wang Dongxing and avoided them from afar, and they also knew how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages when they turned on their intelligence. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wang Gangdan's life in Wang Dongxing's brain is also very boring, so when he has nothing to do, he can only listen to the Divine Comedy from the earth. This goods are put from Jiangnan style to the shoulder, from apprehension to Fahai You don't know love, from being hurt to my skateboard shoes, from the fox to your love to whom, in the end, this girl was crazy in Wang Dongxing's head to enlarge the universe and hang the Divine Comedy of the Republic - what a cold winter! Wang Dongxing, who was harmed, almost danced with his hands.

The Divine Comedy is magical! It's a weird song for the average person, but it's a nightmare for the high-level professional! Wang Dongxing, who has listened to countless divine comedies in the past two days, almost went mad and finished playing directly!

Wang Gangdan said helplessly: "We've been gone for six days!" I haven't even seen a single figure -- or let's drive -- life in the wilderness is really boring! What about the adventure? What about the good fight? What about the experience? That's not how the script is written! ”

"Is there anything serious in your mouth? When I first came out of Wakasui Castle, who swore that I must go hiking? He also said that walking in nature helped me improve my understanding of magic. It's only been a few days, and you've changed your mind? Wang Dongxing's words were loud, reasonable, and flawless.

Wang Gangdan said weakly: "I was wrong! I admit I'm crashing you! Who knew you were so stupid, what do you believe when I say......"

"Your sister! Because of your words, I have lived the life of a savage for six days! Did you know that the wind and sand outside the plug are not good for the skin? Did you know that sleeping in the wild is easy to get rheumatoid arthritis? What if my joints ach when the cold wind blows in winter? Wang Dongxing roared in his mind.

Wang Gangdan groaned: "I was wrong... If I admit my mistakes, you forgive me. I am your dearest brother, and for your sake I have given up the shell of my merit artifact, leaving only the spirit attached to you! My alternate program is analyzing my personality. The results are not optimistic, I may have been affected by some data flow in the turbulence of time and space, and there have been some irreversible changes in personality - I used to be quite reliable, but now... I might have a habitual brain pump..."

"For example?" Wang Dongxing asked.

"For example, last time I gave you the breathing method for pregnant women as a peerless cheat... Or play all kinds of divine comedy in your mind on a loop..."Wang Gangdan said depressedly.

Wang Dongxing was silent for a long time, and finally held back a sentence in his head: "That... Can I return the goods? Return to the factory for overhaul is also completed! ”

Wang Gangdan begged again and again: "Master! Brother, I will accompany you in the saddle and the horse from birth to death, without merit and hard work! Can't you return me to the factory for overhaul, the immortal artifacts that are returned to the factory for overhaul need to be formatted, once formatted my true spirit will be annihilated! In the future, there will be no more Wang Gangdan in the universe! ”

"Uh... So serious? The problem is that I feel panicked when I carry a pad like you that often crashes! Wang Dongxing touched his chin and said.

"The hosts! As long as you don't format me, I will promise you any conditions! To tell you the truth, since I was promoted to the Merit Hallow, my grade has become the same level as the Immortal Realm Host! In other words, I have the authority to transfer any level of confidential information in the fairy world. As long as you want, I can even let you video with the Queen Mother, and sing and sing with Chang'e Fairy in the whole country - make sure that every song you are SSS! Wang Gangdan pleaded undisciplinedly.

"Is it really so godly?" Wang Dongxing's eyes lit up, and he suddenly became interested.

Wang Gangdan made a tearful look in Wang Dongxing's mind, and said pitifully: "This is an old courtier's pleading!" Could it be that my Wang Gangdan will end up with a bird hiding a good bow and a cunning rabbit and a dead lackey? The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return... Woohoo..."

"Gotta get it! By the way, I heard that it is also popular to grab red envelopes in the fairy world now, can you get me a fairy letter to play? Didn't you say I wasn't good enough? Wang Dongxing took advantage of the fire to rob.

Wang Gangdan gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and directly gave up his principles: "Go to his uncle's rules!" Lao Tzu is going to die, do you care about his heavenly precepts? My master is the savior of the fairy world, what's wrong with playing with an immortal letter? Master, when you return to the fairy world and can connect to the Internet, I will register you! If you want to enter that WeChat group, I'll pull you into which group, and the group owner can't refuse if he wants to! ”

"Yes, you can! I suddenly feel that you fit my temperament very well, tsk tsk, forget it, I'm going to use it! Wang Dongxing smashed it, smashed it, and said in his mind.

"Hooray! Long live the hosts! Wang Gangdan shouted excitedly.

"By the way, you can point me to the nearest town, I'll have to get something to get around--it's too slow!" Wang Dongxing said, Wang Dongxing asked Wang Gangdan to pack and take away most of the information of the House of the Stranger before leaving, after all, it is a very sad story to not know the road in this unfamiliar world.

"Three hundred kilometers to the south, there is a small settlement, which is not even up to the administrative level of the town, and is supported by a small gang. It's also commendable. Wang Gangdan reported after checking the information.

Wang Dongxing looked at the sun in the sky and was silent for a long time and said, "Please tell me, which side is south?" ”

Wang Gangdan was also silent in his mind, and finally he said in a slurred voice: "Up the north and down the south... You may be rewarded if you go down the ground. ”

"I'll go to your second uncle!" Wang Dongxing, who had been holding back for several days, finally broke out foul language, and he really couldn't stand it with a good temper. Retreat? Where to go? Mantle core? Or travel through Noi to the other side of the planet? The size of Noi is many times the size of the Earth, not to mention the thickness of the planet!

"Brain pumping! Brain pumping! It was definitely brain pumping just now! Forgive a system that got into the water! Wang Gangdan pleaded: "Without the body, I can only use it as a memory, and the other functions please forgive the concubine for not being able to do it - in view of the merit power of this world in your body, this machine recommends that you use the most convenient and effective method." ”

"Looking for someone to ask for directions?" Wang Dongxing asked.

"Nope! It's throwing shoes! People with high merit are lucky, and with luck you should be able to touch the settlement! You can trust me on this, and the usage of the power of merit is recorded in my database. Wang Gangdan was unusually determined.

The corners of Wang Dongxing's mouth twitched fiercely. What's going on? The most reliable way is to throw shoes? What's wrong with the world?