"Do you want to turn on the hidden line system now?"

"No, anyway, we're out of the country now, and we're not afraid of any more missiles. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info This is quite fun, let me see what the level of the air force of each country is, and when I go back, I will send a message to the air force in my country to make up for their wounded hearts. ”

Wang Ling, who originally wanted to go shopping abroad and go shopping, changed his mind, and if you treat me as a reconnaissance plane, I will really be a reconnaissance plane. Moreover, this thing knows that he is not afraid of missiles, and he is even more fearless, and intends to turn the world upside down.

In the land of the North Stick Country, the Fly was discovered as soon as it entered, and Jin Sanpang, who was having lunch, received an emergency call from the Air Force, reporting that a UFO had invaded his airspace, and this was returned!

"Chairman, a UFO signal has been spotted on Smecta."

"Touch? What kind of bastard is so bold that it affects my appetite Smecta. ”

"It's not clear about Smecta yet."

"Knock him down and give me dinner, Smecta."

"Obedience."

The country under the leadership of the three fat men is also very tough, he doesn't care which country's UFOs, even if it is an alien UFO, they will shoot it down first, they will not send fighter jets into the air, and directly a surface-to-air missile will be sent over to welcome Wang Ling.

Wang Ling did the same trick again, you invited me to eat surface-to-air missiles, of course I want to pay tribute, but another incapacitated decoy missile was released, causing the surface-to-air missile to lose kinetic energy and fall down, which happened to fall on their military base, and the frightened north stick sounded the alarm for emergency evacuation.

Fortunately, the incapacitating bomb has turned off the detonation system of the missile, and the falling missile did not explode, which made them have a false alarm, and then the frightened little heart of the north stick began to point to the sky and curse at Lao Mei for his eighteenth generation ancestors, and the innocent Lao Mei just lay down like this.

Wang Ling drove or rode the Fly around their military base twice, patted the military arrangements in the base, and then left in a very chic manner, and before leaving, he threw away the remaining apple core, almost hitting the soldiers in the base.

"Ah Xi, Xi Ba'er, do you still have a sense of public morality, do you know that you eat an apple and throw it down like this, and you will kill you?"

"You have a hole in your head, what kind of plane can open the cabin and drop things down in flight?"

"You just have a hole in your head, this is obviously an apple, and it all fell to the ground Smecta."

“……”

After looking for the north stick, of course, you have to find the south stick, everyone is a stick, of course, you can't treat it differently.

The South Stick has deployed a "stupid" missile system in its own country to deal with the missile threat from the North Stick Country, and the fighter jet assembled is also a simplified version of the old American FX-23.

However, the South Stick is much more restrained than the North Stick, and they don't know if this is the plane of their ally Lao Mei, because Lao Mei's reconnaissance planes often fly in their airspace without informing them, and this time they also take it for granted that it is Lao Mei again.

It wasn't until the signal on the radar display suddenly disappeared that they breathed a sigh of relief, this time was not long, only a few minutes, and they didn't have time to ask Lao Mei about the situation, nor did they have time to send their fighters into the air to observe.

But strangely, the place where the signal disappeared was actually on the edge of Seoul City. Could it be a radar failure? This puzzled them, the average fighter can only evade the radar monitoring on the ground when flying at ultra-low altitude, but flying at ultra-low altitude over urban areas? Is this fatal, what if you hit a building? Besides, I haven't heard of fighter jets passing by in the city.

In fact, Wang Ling made the Fly change back to the form of a helicopter and lowered the altitude, so the signal disappeared from the radar. South Korea is relatively developed, and air control is not as strict as in China, and the people of Seoul occasionally see one or two helicopters floating overhead, and it is not strange to see helicopters, and Wang Ling's plane is so small and inconspicuous.

The original plan was to go to South Korea to buy cosmetics for my mother, and he parked the Fly directly on the upper floor of a shopping mall with a helipad.

When the cabin was opened, a cold wind blew in, freezing Wang Ling shivering, and he hurriedly put on the down jacket.

After putting away the fly, Wang Ling held the sunglasses on his face with his fingers and swaggered into the mall. It must be said that whether it is clothing or cosmetics, Nan Bangzi has been at the forefront of the world in terms of popular fashion.

Wang Ling walked around the mall, he didn't know any famous brands, and when he saw the name of the store, he took out his mobile phone to search, this is good, it is a brand, and he walked into the store.

When the sales girl saw a young man looking at women's clothes, she didn't treat him as a pervert, and greeted him very enthusiastically, but Wang Ling didn't know Korean at all, and only heard a burst of birds in his ears that made his head big.

"What are you talking about, I don't understand Smecta at all." This girl will only add Smitta, and the Korean language level and the author are on the same level.

The sales girl realized that this person was not from her own country, she should be a foreign tourist, and she didn't know why she didn't join the group, but this was not her concern, she only cared about whether the guests bought their clothes.

It doesn't matter if you don't speak Korean, the level of girls who can sell in brand-name clothing stores is not low, English?

He was also very bad at English, and he finally passed the fourth level in college, and as soon as he graduated, he returned it all to the teacher. Just remember some simple oral communication.

"Japanese?"

"No, No, Chinese, Huaxia."

It's good to know some English, and how much can you communicate, the sales girl began to ask Wang Ling what age of clothes she wanted to buy, what is the size of the object's clothes, and so on.

Wang Ling even said that with an analogy, he finally bought more than a dozen sets of women's clothes in one go at the recommendation of the girl.

He remembered that I didn't go through the immigration procedures when I swiped the card, didn't people know that I entered the country illegally?

It's okay, brother has cash on him! The local tyrant is like this6, grabbed a handful of cash and was about to smash it, his hand was still in the air, he was stunned again, all the soft girl coins he took out were soft girls, and he didn't accept it here!

Forget it, just swipe the card, it's a big deal to flash it after you buy it.

The card is directly settled according to the exchange rate of the day, and a few pieces of clothing cost Wang Ling tens of thousands of soft sister coins, and the girl who sold it was also smiling.

After buying clothes, Wang Ling found a place where no one was, dodged the camera in the mall, threw it into the four-dimensional space bag, and continued to visit the mall, and there were no cosmetics to buy.

He walked to the cosmetics counter again, this time his luck was not so good, and the cultural level of the girl who sold it was obviously not as good as the one who sold clothes just now.

This person doesn't even know English, let alone Chinese, because most of the Chinese people who come to South Korea to buy things are in duty-free shops, and there are very few Chinese people in high-end shopping malls like this to be slaughtered. Only you Nan Bangzi are so stupid, you dare to sell at a high price if you build a brand yourself, no wonder you all use a "stupid" system.

This is stumped Wang Ling, what can I do if I don't understand the language?

"I want makeup! Cosmetics! Do not understand? It's what women use, and what they put on their faces. "I don't know anything about women's cosmetics, and there are many types of women's cosmetics, what day creams, night creams, moisturizers, foundations, makeup removers, Wang Ling was dumbfounded, and the outer packaging was all in Korean. It knows itself, it doesn't know it.

Just when he and the sales girl were not clear, a beautiful woman happened to come over next to him, it seemed that she was also here to buy cosmetics, she saw that Wang Ling was sweating profusely, so she kindly helped him become a translator.

"I can speak Chinese bit by bit, I can help you translate it."

Hearing this, Wang Ling was excited, finally there was someone who could speak Chinese, he looked back, hey, it's a beauty, it's not an ordinary beauty, how to describe it? Well, he looks like Kim Tae-hee, but Wang Ling knows that the South Bangzi Country of this world is the same as his original world, with developed plastic surgery technology, and the streets are full of beautiful women, and these beauties also look very similar, I don't know if it was made by the same plastic surgery hospital.

It doesn't matter, as long as she can speak Chinese, it doesn't matter if she is neat or not, "Hello! Hello! Finally, there is a person who can speak human words. ”

The beauty was speechless for a while, and if she can't speak Chinese, she can't speak human language!

She didn't care, and said to Wang Ling with a smile: "I can still speak a little human language, what products do you want to buy?" ”

Wang Ling mentioned his request, and the beautiful girl immediately recommended several products to him. Wang Ling can't tell the difference between good and bad, and he will buy whichever the beauty says is good.

NSB, the counter-espionage organization of the South Stick Country.

The relationship between the South and North countries is very tense, and the counter-espionage work is also very strict, and they have special personnel responsible for detecting domestic card records, and if it is a foreign card, they will compare the entry records, and those who do not have entry records will be blacklisted by them, and notify the field departments to dispatch.

Today, they detected a record of illegal entry, and the person who swiped the card was Wang Ling, and the two field agents immediately set off for the mall where Wang Ling shopped.

When they get to the mall, pull up the cameras in the mall.

"It should be him!"

"He bought a lot of things, Asian face, wearing sunglasses and not looking like him, although he swiped Huaxia's card, but suspected that he was a spy from the north. Get the waiter at this store! ”

The waiter was called to the monitoring room, and Field Agent Park Tongguo asked her about Wang Ling's situation.

"Don't speak Korean? Claiming to be Chinese? ”

"Is it really a Chinese person?"

"Not necessarily, it could be a disguise."

"Look at what else he did? Hey, he went into a corner, a blind spot that the camera couldn't see. ”

"It's out again! What about the things he bought just now, why are he empty-handed? Is it in the joint? You go and see where the things are! Park Tong-kook asked another agent who came with him to ask Park Man-min to go to the corner to check.

When the agent returned, his face bewildered.

"Where's the stuff?"

"Nothing was found!"

"It's impossible, I've been staring, and I haven't seen anyone come out with something!"