At the same time, Yunlin got up from the bed rubbing his sleepy eyes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info opens the computer web page and takes a look at it on Weibo.

I rub. The trolls are coming!

Come on, yesterday you guys danced on the Doudou platform, abusing and slandering my customers, which caused an extremely serious blow and bad impact on the body and mind of my customers.

But now it's good that you have shifted the battlefield and gone wild on Weibo.

It's true that there is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell for you to break into. Okay, I'll give you a history and military lesson today, and teach you how Zhuge Liang relied on an east wind to burn Chibi. Defeat Cao Cao's million-strong army.

Yunlin sneered, opened the Difu APP, and selected the dream gift package. Ready to borrow the east wind!

Yunlin can pick a dream gift package in the dream cheat of the Difu APP every day to tempt customers, and on the first day, he chose the Dream of Red Mansions Twelve Immortals and gave it to Lin Keke. The next day, he chose the spokesperson, which was originally a very awesome advertisement, but in order to make Lin Keke popular overnight, he took it out and used it for free. And today, Yunlin decided to choose another dream gift package, or use it for himself.

There is no way, the first customer is not popular, and no matter how many dream gift packages there are, they are waste.

And only if the first customer is red, it is worth wasting no amount of dream gift packages. The devil does business, and sometimes he has to pay a lot of money.

Yun Lin's eyes swept through the dream cheat and found a big gift package.

It was a poem, a very powerful poem, which could have been used to tempt contemporary poets, but now, he decided to waste it himself.

Yunlin opened the Weibo registration interface and re-registered a Weibo account.

The nickname is still brother, not bad money.

Then, Yun Lin rolled up his sleeves and published the first Weibo post under his "Brother is not bad for money" account: "Oh, Ke'er, my dear girl, how many blessings did you enjoy in your last life, and you have to be slandered and humiliated so much in this life.

I'm a brother who is not short of money, I want to speak for Keer, who loves to sing, and a poem is given to all the garbage who slanders her, slanders her, insults her, and looks down on her.

The title of the poem "Answer" -

Meanness is the pass of the mean,

Noble is the epitaph of the noble,

Behold, in that gilded sky,

Floating with the crooked reflection of the dead.

The glacial age has passed,

Why are there ice cubes everywhere?

The Cape of Good Hope was found,

Why are thousands of sails competing in the Dead Sea?

I came into this world,

With nothing but paper, ropes, and figures,

Just before the judgment,

Read out the clamor of the verdicts.

Tell you what, world

I--no--phase--believe!

Even if you have a thousand challengers under your feet,

Then count me as the thousandth and onest.

I don't believe the sky is blue,

I don't believe in the echo of thunder,

I don't believe that dreams are fake,

I don't believe that death is without retribution.

If the ocean is destined to burst,

Let all the bitter water pour into my heart,

If the land is destined to rise,

Let human beings choose the peak of survival again.

New turnarounds and sparkling stars,

The sky is filling with no obstruction.

That's 5,000 years of hieroglyphs,

That's the gaze of people in the future. ”

It stands to reason that Yunlin is an unknown Weibo newcomer, let alone writing a poem, even if he posts a thousand-yuan red envelope on Weibo, no one may be willing to receive it. His words, like many netizens' Weibo, can only be read by himself, which is the most likely phenomenon.

But fortunately, the spokesperson is lucky to be on Weibo.

The popularity of the endorsement body also made many netizens remember its creator - brother is not bad for money, no way, the screen name is really simple and popular, direct and rude, with a strong pretending style. It's hard for netizens to remember it or not.

Not long after Yunlin's Weibo was issued, some sharp-eyed netizens saw it.

One look, I rub.

"Brother didn't show up for money, and he spoke for Ke'er, who loves to sing, and wrote a poem?"

"I knew it wasn't going to be that simple, so what do you think now? The party blew it up, the blow up is good, and the story is wonderful when it is blown up."

"Brother is not bad for money, this kid is talented, he can't be buried here, wait, I'll help you"

Reprinted one after another.

Thousands of people echoed, 10,000 people responded, and all netizens held the onlooker mentality that they were not afraid of big things, and they invariably reprinted this Weibo article about my brother's money.

After a while, this Weibo was pushed onto the reprint list page, and more people saw it.

Many kind-hearted netizens who spoke out for the love of singing Keer had been scolded by the sudden water army and jumped like thunder, but they suffered from no powerful slap to fight back, and suddenly saw this Weibo poem.

What an ecstasy.

It's so wet. Simple and straightforward, yet full of meaning.

In particular, this sentence: "Meanness is the pass of the despicable, and nobility is the epitaph of the noble", is simply a golden sentence, which penetrates into the inside, acupunctures the disadvantages of the times, and completely exposes the social situation of good people who are not rewarded well, but bad people who get good results in the most popular and straightforward language.

And this sentence: "The world, I - do not - believe." I don't believe that the sky is blue, I don't believe in the echo of thunder, I don't believe that dreams are fake, I don't believe that death has no retribution. "What a majestic and sonorous force.

It's so wet, it's really wet.

Kind-hearted netizens felt that they had found the most effective weapon to fight back against the navy overnight, and they didn't scold the navy anymore, so they could only pull themselves to the same low-quality level as the navy, and they wouldn't argue with the navy, so they could only make their words more and more porous, so they used this poem to fight back.

This poem has infinite meanings, and I haven't understood it yet, but since this is the voice made by Brother Buqian for Ke'er, who loves to sing, it must be pointed at the Doudou platform, and it is not wrong to use it.

I have to say that the poet is the yellow warbler of society, and people can elevate the national scolding of "grass you paralyzed" to the height of art.

There is not a single dirty word in the whole article, and it sounds beautiful, but every word is the sharpest scolding. And the quality of going to school and not going to school is sometimes reflected in this.

Kind-hearted netizens took this poem to fight back against the navy, it was like using nuclear missiles to attack the ancient sword and shield army, how could the enemy lose his armor and be vulnerable.

Trolls: "SB, fuck off"

A kind netizen wrote a "Answer": "Meanness is the pass of the despicable, nobility is the epitaph of the noble, look, in that gilded sky, there are crooked reflections of the deceased......"

Water army: "You have no knowledge, and the things that are verified are not tenable"

A kind-hearted netizen wrote a song "Answer": "The Ice Age has passed, why is there ice everywhere?" The Cape of Good Hope was discovered, why are thousands of sails competing in the Dead Sea? ”

Water army: "The Doudou platform is a big platform, and it will not wronged people"

Kind netizens: "Tell you, world, I-no-phase-believe, I don't believe that the sky is blue, I don't believe in the echo of thunder, I don't believe that dreams are fake, I don't believe that death has no retribution"

Trolls: "......"

Kind-hearted netizens wrote a song "Answer": "......"

Okay, no matter what the water army says, kind-hearted netizens are a song "Answer", which has only one meaning, and if you don't have the ability to scold "Answer", you don't have the ability to write a sentence with deep meaning and beautiful tone like "Answer", don't talk to me, you don't deserve it.

The sailors also want to come up with a poem and refute the "Answer" word by word, but they have that heart and no talent. If you really have that talent, who would be a water army for the income of a thousand words and a few cents, and enter the Writers' Association to attack the Nobel Prize in Literature early.

There is a song "Answer" in front of him like a mountain, and the sailors feel that any of their words seems ridiculous, and the "Answer" of others scolds the whole world, and they still scold a hair? I can't scold it, the level of people is too high.

And the poem "Answer" has appeared overwhelmingly on the Internet, kind-hearted netizens only need to copy and paste to complete the perfect blow, and the water army has to type word by word, and the strength and quality can't scold others.

This water army also wants to be faced, and gradually it died down, and fled in embarrassment like a rat crossing the street!

The first wave of the face slap war - Kerr who loves to sing vs Internet water army, Kerr who loves to sing wins!