In order to prevent the friendship boat from capsizing for more than 20 years, Guo Chao hurriedly dragged Wang Dongxing to the bathroom. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Dongzi! I'm going to go to the bathroom..."Guo Chao said unnaturally.

Wang Dongxing didn't see Guo Chao's hard work, and asked in surprise: "What's wrong with your face?" Why do you have convulsions like this? ”

Guo Chao smiled and said, "It's so suffocating... Suffocating... Dongzi, you accompany me on a trip! ”

"Going to the toilet with someone? Do you think you're still an eleven or twelve-year-old girl? Wang Dongxing said disdainfully.

Guo Chao said with black lines on his head: "Dongxing giggles~ People miss you!" I don't even want to leave you when I go to the bathroom! ”

"I'll your second uncle! Lao Tzu would rather bend than bend! Wang Dongxing suddenly felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and his legs were cold.

Guo Chao didn't care about me, for the happiness of his brother, what was there to sacrifice?

"Come on! Uncle will show you the goldfish ......," Guo Chao said in a clumsy performance.

Wang Dongxing left his seat helplessly, followed Guo Chao towards the bathroom, and as soon as he entered the bathroom, Guo Chao turned around and knelt down for Wang Dongxing: "Dongzi!" Brother, I'm sorry for you! I didn't expect to ask you for a drink, and my mother-in-law would still know! If I had known she could come, I wouldn't have let you bring your siblings! O iniquity! ”

Wang Dongxing's hairs stood on end when he heard this: "You mean... Is Silver Star in danger? ”

"My mother-in-law has a 99 percent chance of being tempted. I really admire that you can find such a superb girlfriend... Made! I'm not sorry for my brother's family! Guo Chao said with self-pity.

"I trust Silverstar, she won't let me down... But the big question now is why would your wife know you're here for a drink? Are you being spied on or monitored? Wang Dongxing pondered.

Guo Chao stood up from the ground and was able to take out a box of cigarettes from his pocket: "I feel that the privacy of my life does not exist at all in front of this woman, she can know my location at any time, know who I am with at any time, and appear by my side at any time - is this more than a ghost?" It's simply possessed by evil spirits! Dongzi, do you know Daxian? I think my daughter-in-law is a ghost! ”

Wang Dongxing waved his hand and said, "No, no!" The matter of unjust souls is pure nonsense. "Wang Dongxing's words are absolutely reasonable, the ghost king who has not practiced for thousands of years does not dare to approach Wang Dongxing within a radius of ten meters, and the body of a half-saint is not for fun!

"Hey! What sin did I, Guo Chao, create? Why would there be such a daughter-in-law? Guo Chao squatted on the ground and sighed at the smoke, and Wang Dongxing was stunned for a moment.

Wang Dongxing said leisurely: "Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life." The dragon has a lot of tail swinging, and it will be retributed! If you want me to say, this girl is sent by God to clean you up, and she specially cut off your peach blossoms! ”

Guo Chao looked at Wang Dongxing with burning eyes, and said faintly after a while: "Now my daughter-in-law is soaking your girlfriend, you still have the leisure to shake and cough with me here... Let's take 10,000 steps back and think, what should you do if your girlfriend is really pried by my daughter-in-law? ”

Wang Dongxing touched his chin and said, "Then change it!" Anyway, I'm being chased backwards......"

"I'm Nima! Don't pretend to force us to be good friends! Guo Chao jumped to his feet and said: "Okay! You're awesome! Now you give your buddy an idea, how do you break this game of mine? ”

Wang Dongxing said leisurely: "In fact, in conscience, your mother-in-law is quite beautiful, not much better than popular stars, plus she is a male lily, which adds a touch of beauty to her." If you believe me, you can try to break her back... Even if you can't make her heterosexual, it's good to be bisexual... You can imagine that your wife brings her girlfriend when you and your wife hey, it's so exciting! ”

Guo Chao showed a leisurely expression, and asked in a daze, "What do you say?" ”

"There are three strategies in the east, one up, one middle, and one - which one do you choose?" Wang Dongxing dragged Guo Chao to the corridor and found a chair to sit down.

"What's the next step?" Guo Chao asked sincerely.

"Bewitch it with beep drugs, make it tempting to forbear, develop potential, understand needs, and guide it to embark on the road of yin and yang harmony..."Wang Dongxing raised his eyebrows and said obscenely.

"Uh... Drugged his wife... Not quite right? Guo Chao hesitated.

"Fun! Fun and Fun! Wang Dongxing emphasized: "Since your moral sentiments are very high, you can listen to my advice..."

"Ask the master for advice!" Guo Chao pious Tao.

Wang Dongxing stretched out his finger and said, "Lily, heart disease." Heart disease still needs heart medicine, let her fall in love with you......"

"Is this possible?" Guo Chao hesitated.

Wang Dongxing shook his head and said: "There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts... For the sake of your future life of the dragon swinging tail, no matter how hard it is, you have to get it, and now it is not me who is in trouble, but you ......"

"What about the best policy?" Guo Chao asked.

"I'll tell you ......" Wang Dongxing mysteriously lay in Guo Chao's ear and muttered.

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"Huh? Why haven't these two come back? Guo Chao's wife said deliberately, and then pulled her sleeves to reveal her Vacheron Constantin watch to show Taibai.

Hey! Little girl, do you see? I'm Vacheron Constantin, come to the bowl, come to the bowl!

Taibai calmly glanced at Song Qianruyu's wrist, then pulled his sleeve and said, "Really... It's been almost twenty minutes, is the bathroom an attractive place? ”

Oops I rub! It's very ruthless! Don't take the bait! Song Qian roared in her heart. Suddenly her gaze fell on the arm that was too white - I'll go! Little rich woman! Patek Philippe! The artist in the watch! This is embarrassing, it seems that this girl is not bad for money, showing off her wealth can't solve her... Little lady, who made you look so beautiful and beautiful? Don't blame my sister, I'm ruthless!

Look at my tender offensive! Song Qian said ruthlessly in her heart.

"Sister! Your skin is so good! Guo Chao's wife grabbed Taibai's hand involuntarily and groped carefully: "What brand of cosmetics are you using!" With a natural fragrance..."

Sure enough, talking to women about cosmetics is the best way to get closer to each other, and Rao is a cold beauty like Taibai can't escape the laws of nature: "Hey! I didn't use anything too good, I bought it in the flagship store of Xianshi Yunyi at will, and the effect was okay! ”

At this moment, Song Qian's psychology is broken--Xian Shi Yunyi? What brand? Damn it! Why haven't you heard of it? I can't pick it up! Looking at her appearance is not deceiving at all, the problem is that there is no such brand in the world! Do you mean I use this too? The problem is that it's not round at all! This woman is not simple!

Tai Baixing gently pushed his glasses, and announced loudly in his heart: "Ignorant mortals, who are vainly trying to get involved in this palace? Everything I have belongs to Brother Dongxing! Give up, mortal! ”