If someone says that life is always full of drama, ridiculous, and speechless, then Li Guangyan said that he is definitely a supporter. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Although a person's life is very short in a broad sense, if you break it down into seconds and seconds, it is also very long.

In such a long period of time, it is natural for one or two strange things to happen, right?

As an unemployed otaku, I accidentally decided to go out of the house to a computer consumables store to buy a few pirated game CDs, but something unbelievable happened......

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On this morning, Li Guangyan held the mouse in his right hand, his eyes staring at the screen on the monitor while clicking on it, constantly opening and closing new web pages. Just searched aimlessly for a game that could make his eyes shine, but he never found it.

After experiencing large companies such as Shanda and NetEase in China, everyone knows how "lucrative" online games are, and all kinds of game companies are desperately drilling into this industry.

Although it is an exaggeration, the reason why Li Guangyan is so resentful is actually nothing more than that he was also a RMB player before. But even if you are a RMB player, you have to play a game that makes you feel that your money is worth it!

Of course, now there is a game called Masturbation is very popular, and he has also played it, but unfortunately he has never been able to get on the gold in a single row, so he has to find more stand-alone games to kill his depression.

"Forget it, it's so hard to find a game on the Internet, anyway, I'm not sleepy now, it's better to go and see what new arrivals are available." Li Guangyan muttered to himself and threw the mouse onto the mouse pad, didn't even turn off the computer, got dressed directly, and went out.

The residential building where Li Guangyan lives is not far from a T-shaped intersection with heavy traffic, and not far across the road is a shop that sells computer consumables, which is the only store in the neighborhood that sells pirated game CDs, system installation disks, and TV drama CDs.

"What are you going to buy?" As soon as Li Guangyan walked into the store, the old store manager raised his gaze to read the newspaper and saw that it was him, and he was slightly stunned for a moment and nodded slightly.

For this old store with a history of at least ten years, Li Guangyan has been patronizing it since he didn't graduate from elementary school, and he has been a regular customer for so many years, and he is very familiar with the store manager inside.

"Come and see what new game boards you have in your house, it's boring to stay at home." Li Guangyan smiled at the other party, because the previous few times he only bought the keyboard and mouse, but the game disk had not been bought for a while.

His game discs were all placed directly on the counter, and only these pirated discs were hidden under the 315 days to hide them, so as soon as Li Guangyan entered the house, he directly reached out and began to rummage through them.

"You said you were staying at home every day, and you didn't say you were looking for a job. Isn't it boring to stay like that every day? The old store manager laughed.

Li Guangyan smiled, flipped through the game board, and said: "If China can develop to the point where everyone does not have to worry about employment, then China will be the world's unrivaled number one country." ”

"Total War of the Three Kingdoms"

The Elder Scrolls 5

"Heroic Legends: Trail of the Sky"

"The Legend of Sword and Fairy 4"

“……”

Li Guangyan searched carefully one by one, but never found a game he liked. These games in this have either been played before, or they are really not interested, so he couldn't help but say with some disappointment:

"Isn't there something new in this game?"

The old store manager also smiled a little helplessly and said, "I don't play these games either, how do I know what games are fun?" It's all about what's on it, it's still the goods I just got on the day before yesterday......"

He didn't have to finish his words, Li Guangyan knew that he didn't want to find the game he liked to play today. But just as he was about to go home, he suddenly saw a game board called Game Editor, and his eyes lit up.

I took out this plate and carefully looked at the detailed description on the back, but it was written with small words:

If you're tired of playing games developed by game manufacturers, it's better to play games written by yourself! Intelligently edit your own games, simple operation, easy to understand, enjoyable to play, and comfortable to play. Satisfy your infinite gaming dreams!

Is it a sandbox game like Minecraft?

"How do you sell this plate?" Li Guangyan pulled out the disk called Game Editor and asked the old store manager.

Seeing that he took it out of the box containing the game plate, the old store manager didn't bother to look at this plate and said, "The game plate is at that price!" 5 yuan a piece, that is a single plate, so you will be charged 5 yuan. ”

Li Guangyan nodded slightly, but thought that even if this editor could edit ordinary mini-games, then this explanation was a bit too exaggerated. If it was really that magical, it would have been sold by game manufacturers a long time ago, not in this pirated game board. So he said to the old store manager: "This explanation is quite evil, if I go home and find that the deceitful person is not spending money in vain?" If not, I'll come back and change it. ”

When the old store manager heard Li Guangyan's words, he couldn't help but take a closer look at this plate.

Yo! Game editor?

Looks pretty unreliable.

The old store manager hesitated slightly, but then said categorically: "Okay, if you go back and think this game is not good, take it back and I will change it for you." ”

Because these pirated discs are all ordinary packaging, there is no seal at all, so as long as the discs are not damaged, the old store manager can still take them back and continue to sell others.

Li Guangyan didn't think much about it, took out his wallet, took out a five-yuan bill and put it on the counter, waved his hand to the old store manager, and walked out of the store.

Because Li Guangyan lives a life of not looking at the calendar every day, he doesn't know what day of the week it is. However, it was already past 8 o'clock in the morning, but there were still a lot of cars passing on the street, and it was obviously a Saturday and Sunday. And next to the bus terminal, there are several primary and secondary schools, although there is no particularly bustling commercial street, but it is rarely deserted.

"Whoosh...... Whoosh......"

Cars whizzed in front of Li Guangyan, and although there was a three-way intersection in front of him, there was no traffic light, and if he wanted to cross the road when there were many cars, he could only plug in the air between cars.

However, according to Li Guangyan's experience of growing up here, this road is a traffic accident-prone area. You don't have to climb the window to look, you can often hear a "squeak" outside!! The sound of the tires rubbing against the ground violently, every time he counts one to three seconds in his mind, he will hear a "bang" again.

At this time, he climbed through the window and looked, and at a glance he could see that there had been another car accident there.

Basically, it's almost a law!

Of course, the situation has been much better in recent years, perhaps because the driver has also become a veteran and has become a veteran, sometimes only hearing the "squeak" sound but not the "bang", and a traffic accident has turned tangible into invisible.

Of course, there are times when there are still a few words of abuse and quarrels after that.

"Squeak!!

Just when Li Guangyan looked at the few passing vehicles on the left and right, he wanted to walk through the aisle quickly, but the familiar sound of brakes sounded in his ears, followed by a muffled sound of broken bones. What his eyes and inner ears saw and felt in the vestibule indicated that his body was flying out of the air!

It was a very comical feeling, as if the world had put on slow motion and made him fly and fly in the air, reminding him of the pirate ship in the playground, but not as ethereal as it is now.

"Bang!"

It's not the sound of a car crashing, it's the sound of your body falling the hard concrete floor!

As far as the eye can see, there are four long black lines that have been stretched after four wheels!

"Your mother! Turn around at the T-junction in the city, how fast do you drive? Li Guangyan wanted to scold at this time, but at this time, his eyes were very wide, his lips trembled, but he couldn't make a sound.

"Oh no, it's a car accident! Hit someone! ”

The Chinese people's habit of watching the excitement has been brought into play again, and a bunch of people have gathered around, including neighbors and strangers, including passing vehicles, who have stopped to take a look. Almost everyone looked at the scene in front of them indifferently, and commented on the familiar and unfamiliar next to them.

"This guy hit so hard, I guess I drank a lot of alcohol before driving!"

"Drunk? That's a drunk driver! I heard that now the traffic law has been implemented, and drunk driving hits and kills people, and if you are caught, you will be shot! ”

"Huh? You see that his hand has moved twice, is he still alive? Should I call an ambulance? ”

"And the ambulance! The injuries were so bad, and when the ambulance arrived, the corpses were cold! It's a pity that this kid is still so young......"

“……”

Li Guangyan felt that his vision was getting more and more blurred, and his head seemed to be sleepy, and wave after wave hit him; The voices he heard in his ears also began to be ethereal, and there was the sound of flowing water, as if he had fallen into the pool at this time, but his body was getting heavier and heavier, and he couldn't get up no matter how hard he clung to the ground.

"Yanyan, if you don't eat well, why are you in a daze?" A familiar voice woke Li Guangyan up, as if he had just woken up from a dream.

"What do you think? Do you have something to tell us, and you're too embarrassed to speak? Li Guangyan's mother, Zheng Lingyu, had some reproachful words in her mouth, which made Li Guangyan clearly realize that this didn't seem to be a dream.

Li Guangyan glanced at the dining table, some of the more common home-cooked dishes at home were placed on it, and there was still half-eaten rice in the bowl in front of him.

"No, nothing. It was like a daydream, and I just woke up. Li Guangyan's words were a little unbelievable.

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