"Theoretically, so. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The corners of my mouth twitched: "Theoretically? ”

"Of course it's a theory, I haven't done a clinical trial, and the only experimenter still bit Lu Dongbin and hit me back!" Miss Nakamura meant something.

"You don't come!" I exclaimed, "Who would drink that dead thing!" ”

"If it were someone else, you would definitely die, but you may not be a doctor!"

I was shocked, did she find something unusual about me?

Stammered and asked, "How do you say that?" ”

"Remember the last time I secretly added white water to your milk?"

"You're embarrassed to mention whitewater! After I drank that pit daddy's whitening water, the whole person turned white from top to bottom, inside and out! Even the is snow-white! Why don't you go ****! ”

"Tired, tired, why is the boy so angry, didn't I restore it to you in the end?" Miss Nakamura waved her hand: "Speaking of which, others will die within a few minutes after drinking white water, but you are actually fine!" Doesn't that mean that..."

I nervously asked, "What does that mean?" ”

"It means that you were born to cooperate with my experiments!"

How unlucky I was to be born to cooperate with your experiments, hey!

Don't give birth to me!

And you knew that if you drank it, you would die and secretly gave me a drink?! Isn't that murder!

I shouted, "Police! The police! There are murderers here! Come and get her into the game, hey! ”

"Guest, guest, what the hell are you going to do! If you go on like this, I'll have to ask you out! The waitress girl came over again angrily.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I promise there will be no next time!"

When the waitress girl left, I wiped the sweat from my forehead and stared at Miss Nakamura viciously:

"If you bastard woman wants to kill me, just say it, I will never frown! What kind of hero is a man who beats around the bush! ”

Miss Nakamura sneered: "Do you think I look like a person with a brain problem?" How could it be possible to do something murderous!? ”

"You're not like it, but you just have a problem with your brain!"

Miss Nakamura ignored me: "Didn't I say before that the research and development of a cure-all drug that can treat any disease is okay?" Actually, whoever drinks my potion will be fine, as long as you drink the [Nakamura-8091] potion before you die, you can remove all the dangers, and of course, the positive effects obtained will also disappear. ”

I wondered, "[Nakamura-8091] Elixir? ”

Miss Nakamura: "That's right, that's the early result of the all-disease potion, haven't you drunk it before?" ”

I pouted, "I don't remember drinking that weird-sounding potion." ”

Ms. Nakamura: "Of course you don't remember, because I secretly put it in your lunchbox. Later, your body will change back to its original color. ”

What the? I changed back to the way I was, and it was actually the reason why Miss Nakamura added antidote to my food again?! I thought I was resurrected after I died!

But that's not the problem, right? But...

"Bastard! You've been putting strange potions in my bento boxes all the time! ”

I grabbed Miss Nakamura's neck: "Say it quickly!" Anything else went in besides those two times! ”

"Nope! Ahem! Let go! Bastard! Ahem! Not really! Ahem! ”

"Guest!"

The waitress girl came over again:

"You're not welcome in our store now! Please leave now! ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Let's go. ”

Miss Nakamura and I were kicked out of the ramen shop.

"Bastard boy blames you! I haven't eaten yet! I'm about to order another ramen! As a result, you were kicked out! On the way home, Miss Nakamura complained loudly, "It's hard to spend money once, and you're bothered." ”

I ignored Ms. Nakamura and continued with the previous topic: "Except for those two times, you really didn't add anything to my lunch box?" ”

Miss Nakamura looked embarrassed: "It's not without ........"

"What!? Let's just say why the body is old before is not comfortable! I was furious: "So it's been you bastard all along!" Believe it or not, Lao Tzu did you! ”

"Ma Ma ~~"

The embarrassed Miss Nakamura pretended to pat me on the shoulder: "It's not such a big deal, can't your manly husband even take on such a trivial matter?" And if it weren't for the fact that you have a special physique, I wouldn't have experimented with you. You should feel the supreme honor of contributing to the progress of humanity as a whole! ”

I was furious: "Contribute your brother-in-law! If you don't experiment with others, you're actually afraid of killing people! Obviously just a bastard who plays with my body at will, to put it mildly, so high-sounding! ”

I rolled up my sleeves and was about to fight Miss Nakamura to the death, but Miss Nakamura said:

"Have a supper, I'm in for a treat."

I was stunned for a moment, and immediately the lion opened his mouth: "Ten tons!" ”

"Little things, let's go."

Belch? Why is Miss Nakamura so easy to talk to today? Ten meals is ten? Don't even pay the price? If it was normal, it would definitely fight with me for a long time.

Is there some conspiracy?

"Don't be stunned, let's go! I made so much money today, I don't spend it in vain, otherwise I will have to put it all into the experiment. ”

Hmph, anyway, Lao Tzu is a monster, he is not afraid of heaven and earth, just go.

I went up and grabbed Miss Nakamura's shoulders, turned around and headed for the night market.

……

It's not too early to come back after having supper with Miss Nakamura, but since I don't have homework today, it doesn't matter if I come back late.

After playing games for a while, I went to take a shower and go to bed.

Lying on the bed, I took out my mobile phone, but found that Miss Jiazi was still scrolling through Weibo.

I tapped my phone:

"Miss Kashiko, why don't you go to work yet?"

Out of the screen of the mobile phone came a little head of the Q version dressed as a maid.,It's the female ghost Miss Yoshiko Oshikiri who was sealed in the phone by me.。

"It's the master! Good evening, host, you still care about Kako in your busy schedule, Kako, I'm so happy! But no, the master is so busy all day if you don't have a good rest, it's not okay, it's not early now, the master should hurry up and fall asleep! Kako will quietly wish her master a good dream! So be it, good night, host. ”

Ann, you big-headed ghost!

Dare to play sloppy with me? You're 800 years early!

I sneered and stared at Miss Kako, who was smiling, and didn't speak.

Miss Yoshiko, who was about to re-enter her phone after speaking, saw my expression, and a drop of cold sweat appeared on her forehead. (To be continued.) )