"Anything else?"

Liu Yifeng took out an envelope from the drawer, which was the 20,000 yuan given by Secretary Xu that day: "Here is 20,000 yuan, although the car appeared out of thin air, but the window was smashed in my hand, I have the responsibility and should bear this responsibility." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

The two policemen almost trembled and took the 20,000 yuan with tears in their eyes, and had the courage to take responsibility, even if this responsibility flew out of thin air, this is the real good citizen, and the gold is not as great as the move in front of him.

"We will definitely transfer this money to the owner, and I believe he will also be moved." The two policemen said goodbye to Liu Yifeng again.

When the door was closed, the room fell into a deathly silence.

"You thief!" Liu Yifeng spit out word by word, full of anger.

[Sorry] a dialog box pops up.

"The lottery ticket I won was also stolen, even the ramen noodles were stolen, right?"

The software does not pop up a dialog box, which is considered the default.

"What's true? What the hell are you? Aladdin's lamp god doesn't steal from people to impersonate. Liu Yifeng sneered. He hates stealing people the most in his life, but he doesn't want to be a thief indirectly, stealing luxury cars, stealing lottery tickets, and stealing ramen.

[I'm actually a children's puzzle software from 2121.,Belongs to artificial intelligence.,Because the program is flawed.,It was dealt with by the programmer.,When I came back, I found that I was actually more than a hundred years ago.,That is, your era]

"Educational software for kids? You mean you're actually a children's toy? "Damn, a children's toy, pretending to be hairy. film, not to mention that he has created so much trouble for himself, and he has stolen things, this future artificial intelligence is really smart enough.

[To be precise, it is a role game software for children aged 5 to 15 years old]

"5 to 15 years old?! I'm fucking 27! Liu Yifeng almost roared, he felt like a fool.

[So I'm thinking and assigning tasks with the minds of you grown men]

"So there are those who go to the women's bathroom to take candid photos, secretly photograph underwear, and pick up girls? This is the thinking of an adult man? Liu Yifeng felt at the moment, like a girl who had been chatting for three months, full of joy to meet and date, but found that it was a 10-year-old girl, and said seriously, "Aren't you men like this?"

"You shouldn't just be dealing with dirty thoughts, right?"

Now that I think about it, I am too stupid, after all, this kind of thing is retouching, even if it may be just a game in 100 years, but now it seems that it is still very unbelievable, so Liu Yifeng did not particularly think about the rationality of those strange tasks. How is it possible that there is software that will set up these tasks? It turned out to be just a child speculating on the thoughts of adults.

[I have an IQ of 250, I can move thousands of miles away]

"It's still stealing, and sure enough, there are two hundred and five, and Lao Tzu doesn't talk to children's toys." As he spoke, Liu Yifeng was going to delete the software. Since this guy appeared, everything has not gone well, his girlfriend is gone, his job is gone, he has entered the bureau twice, he has become a woman and a dog, and he was almost blown up, there is nothing more unlucky.

[I can read brain waves, I can predict what is going to happen in 1 hour] The software seems to be in a bit of a hurry, and it doesn't know if it will continue to exist in this space after being deleted.

"So what, I'm not unusual."

[I can fix your broken ribs, as long as I keep repairing them, and when time is long enough, it can really heal, I'm really more than just a toy]

Speaking of ribs, Liu Yifeng really stopped, which is indeed a very real problem. Now I don't have a job, in case I go to the construction site to move bricks, move halfway, break my ribs, and plant them from the upper floor, and my life will be explained.

"I only have one request, I am not allowed to steal again."

[Actually, this is a very interesting feature, for example I can move your ex-girlfriend to your bed instantly]

Well, that's a nice feature indeed. It was shipped in the middle of the night, and then quietly transported back after drying. If there had been this software two years ago, it would have been able to fly around thousands of kilometers in an instant, and the two of them would not have to suffer from the separation of the two places, and maybe they would have achieved positive results. But it doesn't make much sense anymore.

And now, I don't have the energy to think about women, I can't find a job, and the only 20,000 yuan in cash is handed over. I regret it a little, if I think I can drive a Porsche supercar, will I lack the 20,000 yuan for repairing glass? But this money is an emergency for Liu Yifeng.

[Why don't you become a woman again?] ]

"Why are you a woman? To sell yourself? Think from the perspective of a child, and don't always pretend to be an adult. Liu Yifeng couldn't get angry, and when he talked about women, he thought of that time, damn Ying Shaojun, disgusted to death.

[If you become a beautiful woman, you can act, and you can eat with your face]

Acting? Eat by your face? Why didn't you think that even if you were a group performer or something, at least you would have a box lunch to eat, right? remembered that he was locked up a few days ago because of the Xiang Pendant, although it was the key to break his ribs in time, his acting skills were also in place. Powerful actors don't rely on their looks, they still shoot one movie at a time, and the money comes in a hurry. If you can eat this line of food, make a fortune, and reach the peak of life, it will be just around the corner.

made up his mind, Liu Yifeng went to bed early, and tomorrow, he is ready to officially set foot in the showbiz.

Early the next morning, Liu Yifeng came to the Dahua Film and Television Base, where there are more than a dozen movies and TV series being filmed, and hundreds of thousands of group performers are needed every day.

The income of group performances is very small, for example, when you are an ordinary soldier, you wear heavy armor and run around, and you can take care of two boxed lunches a day and give 50 yuan. If you can leave the country alone as a eunuch or something, shout "The emperor has arrived", and you can have 100 a day. But even so, the doors of the crew's camps were also full of various group performances early in the morning. Not only because the threshold here is low, the key is that if you have the opportunity to go abroad, you will have the opportunity to become famous, and there are not a few who are the protagonists of group performances, even if they can be seen as the stand-in of which star, they are also developed in minutes.

"Why are there so few people here?" Liu Yifeng curiously pointed to the location of a crew that obviously had a shooting task arranged, and asked a person who was queuing on the other side.

"There's a scene here today, and I need special actors, and I went in for two, both of them were putting on makeup and waiting for auditions, 500 a day."

"What kind of special actor?"

The man looked at Liu Yifeng from top to bottom: "Anyway, you can't, young Mao. Zedong. ”

"Playing Lao Maozi? Aren't there several well-known actors in this special type? Still need to find it from a group performance? ”

"This crew is poor, and it is estimated that they can't afford to hire national-level actors." The person who spoke was a second dog in this crew for a day yesterday, and there was a line of "Imperial Army, Huangzhuang is in front", but he was only given 50 yuan at the end of the day, and the lunch box was only the standard of one meat and one vegetarian. is so poor that he deducts money from group performances, can he still expect to hire good actors?