Chapter 527: The pants are off
With a miserable howl, Wu Lai and Lu Xiaofeng heard a crisp sound of "bang" in the void, and then the scenery in front of them changed, and the blood-red color of the sky suddenly disappeared, and what appeared in front of them was the courtyard of the Sakura Capital Spiritualist Society, as well as the Hundred Flowers Fairy, Yang Guo and others standing in the distance!
"It's finally broken!" Wu Lai sighed slightly, remembering the scene he saw in the eight-foot mirror before, and sighed secretly in his heart, although the previous scene was an illusion made by the eight-foot mirror, but for Wu Lai, it was still an inseparable picture, after all, he knew that that kind of scene could only be encountered in the illusion, and his grandfather had already passed away, and it was impossible to return to his side!
Hu Baishan and the others were waiting anxiously outside, but Wu Lai didn't go in for a while, and the eight-foot mirror suspended in mid-air actually cracked with a "snap", turning into a pile of fragments scattered on the ground, and then Wu Lai and Lu Xiaofeng's figures appeared in the place where the eight-foot mirror was broken, it was obvious that the two had successfully escaped from the eight-foot mirror, and also completely destroyed the eight-foot mirror, everyone was overjoyed and ran in the direction of Wu Lai and Lu Xiaofeng, but everyone was strange that Wu Lai stood there decently, Lu Xiaofeng was lying on the ground in a very strange posture, if it weren't for the fact that this guy was struggling to get up, everyone would still think that something happened to Lu Xiaofeng!
Wu Lai also pressed the emotion in his heart, and went up to meet everyone, but he suddenly stepped on a soft thing under his feet, and it was accompanied by a miserable shout: "Ouch, Brother Wu, slow down, you stepped on my heel!" ”
Wu Lai found that there was a person lying there at his feet, and listening to the sound was Lu Xiaofeng, who had been sucked into the eight-foot mirror before him, he hurriedly raised his foot, looked down, and sure enough, he found that Lu Xiaofeng's foot was stepped on by himself!
Everyone gathered around, Lu Xiaofeng stood up with grinning teeth, and complained incessantly: "I'll take it, Brother Wu, I wasn't killed by the eight-foot mirror, but I was almost trampled to death by you!" ”
Wu Lai smiled and was about to explain, but Yang Guo was surprised~ and asked, "Huh? Brother Lu, what's the matter with you? Why are your pants falling halfway down your legs? ”
The two women, Hundred Flowers Fairy and Mei Yuting, also saw Lu Xiaofeng's appearance, and immediately snorted lightly, turned their heads, and everyone noticed Lu Xiaofeng's disheveled appearance, only to see that the placket of Lu Xiaofeng's shirt was untied, and the shoulders were pulled down halfway, revealing the skin of the shoulders, and that's it, the most important thing is that the pants faded to half of the legs at some point, revealing the underwear inside, as if they had just gone to the toilet and didn't pull their pants up!
Lu Xiaofeng also noticed that something was wrong with him, and suddenly secretly screamed, he was just in the illusion of the eight-foot mirror, and he was about to achieve a good thing, of course the pants were faded, but he didn't expect the illusion to disappear too quickly, and he didn't have time to lift his pants up, which led to such a big ugliness!
However, Lu Xiaofeng didn't dare to say that he was in the illusion of the eight-foot mirror, which could only make others laugh even more, his face turned red, and he quickly lowered his head and tidied up his clothes!
"Ahem, Brother Lu, what's your condition? How do you take off all your clothes? Could it be that there are any big beauties in it? Tie Feiying quipped. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Lu Xiaofeng was hit by Tie Feiying's unintentional joke, and his face turned even redder, but he still said in a hurry: "Huh? Ahem, where? Where is there a beautiful woman in this broken mirror? I...... I was a little anxious inside, so I thought about unbuttoning my pants to make it easier, but I didn't expect that before I could prepare, the eight-foot mirror was broken by Brother Wu, so it looked like this when it came out, cough cough, it really made everyone laugh! ”
"Huh? Urgent? No way? Brother Lu, you are a great master of the Consummation Realm of the Dan Period, so you won't be in a hurry to the point of looking for a place to solve it everywhere, right? There must be special circumstances, and you still don't explain them honestly! Yang Guo has the most narrow temperament, and he also understands Lu Xiaofeng's romantic nature, so he naturally asked relentlessly.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to be honest, so he hurriedly defended: "That's really the case, Brother Wu was still in there at that time!" If you don't believe it, ask Brother Wu! ”
Lu Xiaofeng said, he had already set his eyes on Wu Lai, with a faint look of begging in his eyes, it was obvious that he wanted Wu Lai to help him fulfill this lie!
Wu Lai himself has learned the power of this eight-foot mirror, and he has already vaguely guessed the truth of the matter in his heart, and it is estimated that this Lu Xiaofeng is romantic, so he was created by the eight-foot mirror to create a fantasy of a beautiful woman like a cloud, and he almost almost fell into the way, Lu Xiaofeng's spiritual power is even worse than his own, and he is estimated to have believed it, so he wanted to fight with the beauty in that illusion, but he didn't expect that he broke the eight-foot mirror in time, which made Lu Xiaofeng's pants take off half, But he didn't do anything, but was exposed to everyone's sight, but this situation really can't be said, otherwise, Lu Xiaofeng is afraid that he will become a laughing stock of people, and it is naturally not a big deal to be really romantic, the problem is that it is a bit embarrassing to do that thing with the beauty in the fantasy world!
Thinking of this, Wu Lai smiled slightly under Lu Xiaofeng's nervous gaze: "Well, what Brother Lu said is not wrong at all, in that eight-foot mirror, the situation is quite critical, Brother Lu and I are very nervous, let alone Brother Lu, even I was so nervous that I almost peed my pants, so Brother Lu said at the time that he wanted to find a place to make it convenient, and the younger brother naturally would not object!" But just as Brother Lu was taking off his pants, the younger brother discovered the flaw in the eight-foot mirror and broke it in one fell swoop, so this was the ...... Ahem, so everyone knows the following things! ”
"Oh, I see, haha!" When everyone heard this, they naturally didn't have him, and they all laughed, and Lu Xiaofeng also quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and breathed a long sigh of relief, the original nervous mood relaxed, but a trace of regret came to his heart, alas, the beauty in the fantasy realm is really good, if Brother Wu can wait for me and the beauty to finish before breaking the eight-foot mirror, it would be better!
Everyone exchanged a few words of greetings, and then simply took action, pushing the entire Sakura Capital Spiritualist Society into a pile of ruins, and then they all walked away, and when they arrived in a remote place, they all raised clouds and light, and broke through the sky in the direction of the Huaxia Continent!
Everyone was chatting while flying, and after half a day's work, everyone had already lowered the clouds, and when they arrived at the beach by the East China Sea, they said goodbye!
Mei Yuting, Song Wuji, Tie Feiying, Baihua Fairy, and Wuzhi are all ready to return to their respective divisions, while Yang Guo, Lu Xiaofeng, and Zhuo Yihang are the three island owners who are preparing to go to the Youquan Gate of Pishan to find the three island owners of the overseas immortal mountain, as for Hu Baishan, there is no place to go, so naturally he follows Wu Lai, in fact, the Hundred Flowers Fairy also wants to stay with Wu Lai, but seeing that Wu Lai has no intention of keeping himself, he is not good to be cheeky and open-mouthed, so he has to leave reluctantly, but everyone said that they would wait until they finished their division's affairs. Everyone went to Jinghua University to find Wu Lai!
After everyone separated, Wu Lai took Hu Baishan to the small fishing village of Zixiaguan on the East China Sea, and met his senior brother Qingshan Zhenren and his nephew three or four people there!
"Haha, junior brother, you are very good, you really got back a champion of the Immortal Dao Society, plus you subdued the demons of the East China Sea, now our Zixia Guan is the real number one sect!" Qingshan Zhenren happily patted Wu Lai's shoulder and said, and the three or four people on the side also looked at their magical uncle with admiration!
Wu Lai was slightly stunned and said, "Huh? Senior brother, you know everything? ”
Qingshan Zhenren smiled and said: "Of course I know, when the master and his old man came back, he came here to tell me first, and said that you went to the Wa Kingdom to do business, and told the senior brother that I would wait for you here, how about it?" Is the affairs of the Wa Kingdom still going well? Has the evil eight-foot mirror been destroyed? ”
Wu Lai nodded and said: "Well, there is finally no danger, and the eight-foot mirror has also been completely destroyed, and it will be difficult for the Wa Kingdom to fight against Huaxia in the future!" ”
"Haha, I know that my junior brother can do it, so will my junior brother go back to Shimen first or go to Jinghua City first?" Aoyama said happily.
"What do you mean, senior brother?" Wu Lai asked rhetorically, he wanted to go back to Jinghua City to visit the fourth daughter first, but Wu Lai was worried that the master had other instructions, so he asked.
Qingshan Zhenren suddenly showed a weird smile, and said with a smile: "Hehe, in fact, there is nothing to do when you go back, why don't you go to Jinghua City first?" It just so happens that I haven't been to Jinghua City for a while, so let's go to Jinghua City first, as for the master, let's not go back to make light bulbs, the master and his old man are estimated to be immersed in the gentle countryside for a while and can't care about our whereabouts! ”
Wu Lai listened to Qingshan Zhenren's words, and immediately couldn't cry or laugh, did he say that about his master? But then his strong gossip curiosity also diluted his respect for the master, and he immediately asked in a low voice, "By the way, senior brother, I was about to ask you?" What's going on with our master and that lady of flowers? ”
"What's this? Hehe, junior brother, you can ask the right person, to be honest, our master's affairs, except for a few old antiques in the door, there are really not many people in the door who know, but what kind of person is the senior brother, just know these things, if the senior brother wants to know, the senior brother will naturally not hide his secrets! Aoyama said with a smile.
Wu Lai looked at the cheap smile on Qingshan Zhenren's face, and felt a burst of disdain in his heart: "Hmph, what are you, you are a big gossip who is idle and specializes in inquiring about people's privacy!" ”