Chapter 1 A Different Douban
The movie has ended, and a pair of young men and women walked out of the theater, except for the two figures, silent. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
As soon as I walked outside the parking lot, in the underground garage, a bright white BMW drove up and called at the two of them twice.
"Someone came to pick me up, Yang Fan, between us, so be it, I hope you won't bother me again in the future." The woman said apologetically.
After speaking, without waiting for Yang Fan to answer, she had already run towards the BMW.
A middle-aged fat man walked out of the BMW, patted Lin Han's round buttocks, and threw a meaningful smile at Yang Fan.
The BMW carried his girlfriend and drove away.
Dumped like this?
Yang Fan felt that his brain was a mess, although he knew that today's breakup was inevitable, but his girlfriend who had been dating for two years said that he would leave, and it was impossible not to feel heartache.
Returning to the school dormitory in despair, Yang Fan walked to the door and heard the babbling and scolding of several cattle games in the dark.
Hearing the sound of the door opening, the three animals looked back together, and when they saw Yang Fan's expression, they guessed what happened.
"Fourth, you're back, quick, turn on the computer, and the third brother will take you fly." Boss Li Jiaxu said.
"I'm not in the mood, you guys can play." Yang Fan took off his shoes and went to bed.
Seeing Yang Fan like this, the three roommates looked at each other, and knew that it was useless to say anything now, so they all shook their heads and sighed, and continued to play games quietly.
Lying on the bed, Yang Fan looked at the white ceiling, thinking about the bits and pieces of the past two years with Lin Han, and then habitually flipped out his mobile phone.
With a ruthless heart, Yang Fan deleted all the photos, and suddenly he glanced at it and saw the infrequently used Douban software in the corner of the phone.
opened Douban, Yang Fan immediately searched for a movie, that is, the one he and Lin Han watched in the cinema just now, called 'Break up in the summer'.
Even the name is so appropriate, damn, bad review!
Yang Fan was very unhappy in his heart, and gave this movie a one-star evaluation without hesitation.
As soon as the comment was sent out, Yang Fan was stunned when he saw that the entire screen of the mobile phone was black.
What's going on? My girlfriend has left me, so maybe even my mobile phone is going to be honorably laid off?
It took a long time for the phone to run again, and when the screen lit up again, a prompt took over the screen.
Prompt content: "Dear users, the latest version of Douban has been launched, please go to the update ......"
There are two options below: Go to Updates, and Confirm Updates.
It's still a forced update, Yang Fan can't even click X if he wants to, so he can only update it head-on.
With a slight jump on the progress bar, Douban was updated, and Yang Fan took a look and found that the interface had changed a lot.
There are five major pieces of content on the main page, namely Douban Community, Douban Film and Television, Douban Novels, and Douban Music, of which the first two are open, and the last two have not been unlocked.
Didi, a message was sent.
System: Tai Bai Xing invited you to join the Douban community discussion group, do you agree?
Fairy Entertainment Exchange Group, what the hell is this? Yang Fan looked at the name of the discussion group blankly, and the ghost envoy clicked to agree to join.
As soon as I entered this discussion group, a strong atmosphere of secondary two came to my face.
Tai Bai Xing: Congratulations to the new members of our family, everyone applauds.
Clairvoyance: Welcome, welcome, warm welcome (followed by three applause emojis)
Shunfeng Ear: I don't know if the new fairy friend is a man or a woman, come out and show your face (erotic expression)
Marshal Tianpeng: Shut up quickly, or you will scare the fairy away, and Marshal Ben will not spare you (angry expression)
Tang Seng: Bajie, don't talk about it, last time the Lotus Fairy was just a little budding as a teacher, and he was scared away by you, and the teacher hasn't settled accounts with you yet (a series of cursed expressions, it can be seen that Tang Seng is very angry)
As soon as these words came out, the ID named Marshal Tianpeng immediately dived and did not dare to come out.
Yang Fan looked at the screen of his mobile phone, speechless for a while, he seemed to have entered a gathering place for secondary two teenagers.
There are still people who guess that they are a delicate fairy? Yang Fan didn't dare to do this.
Just as he was about to tease them, another long message came.
Land Gong Zhang Fu: Ladies and gentlemen, please stop tearing first, the daily life of the land father-in-law of the little god has been online, please move to watch, by the way, give a comment, Mo Mo Da (pitiful expression)
The sense of existence of the land lord is outrageously low, and the messages he sends are quickly drowned out by the overwhelming conversations, and there is no trace of them.
The guy with ID called Tota Heavenly King suddenly appeared: Everyone, have you seen where my Nezha is? It's time for dinner, why haven't you come back (a worried expression)
Claireye: Don't get excited, the little god just saw the third prince going to the direction of the East China Sea, and it is estimated that he is going to the sea again.
King Tota jumped up: What, what a rebel, he actually ran to the East China Sea again, this month, this king has been the old dragon in front of the Jade Emperor several copies, and when he comes back, I will not spare him (three angry expressions)
Erlang God: Haha, Heavenly King, don't brag, the entire Heavenly Court, except for Ben Zhenjun and the monkey, who else can defeat Nezha (a flirtatious expression)
Tota Heavenly King: Three Eyes, don't be crazy, believe it or not, this king stewed your whistling dog and ate dog meat (a string of angry expressions)
Whooling: Woo...... (Crying emoji)
Lv Dongbin: The king of heaven is mighty, and the immortal supports the king of heaven with both hands to kill the roaring dog and eat dog meat (a clapping expression)
Erlang God: Okay, you Lu Dongbin, if you have the ability, you will come to Guan Jiangkou, Ben Zhenjun will fight you for 300 rounds (plus three bloody knives)
Lu Dongbin: If you are really afraid that you will not succeed, you will come (an expression sticking out your tongue)
Erlang God: Hey, Ben Zhenjun is not aimed at anyone, I just want to say that you eight immortals are all spicy chicken, with all due respect, the eight of you go together, Ben Zhenjun is in a hurry (disdainful expression)
Erlang God, a battle maniac, has the ability to offend people is first-class, as soon as these words came out, the entire discussion group exploded, and the eight immortals who were originally diving jumped out and began to bombard Erlang God.
Yang Fan was speechless for a moment, these second-year teenagers who were idle birds actually tore up while chatting.
Forget it, he doesn't have time to pay attention to these snake spirit diseases.
As soon as I wanted to quit Douban, I saw a new prompt in the Douban video area, which means that there is a new video.
Yang Fan remembered what the ID called the land father-in-law said just now, and it was boring anyway, so he clicked in and took a look.
Douban videos are divided into three categories: movies, TV series, and videos.
In the video column, there is a video that has just been updated, and the name is called the daily life of the land lord.
With a little effort, Yang Fan saw the picture.
Damn, how is it AV quality, it's too spicy for eyes.
Yang Fan couldn't stand it, and after a few quick forwards, he silently wrote a comment under this video.
Nine Thousand Miles: It is worthy of daily life, except for eating, drinking, and sleeping, there is no plot, and the painting texture is human, it can blind people, and there can be no more one star (a blood-vomiting expression)
After commenting, Yang Fan put down his phone and went to the toilet by the way.
When I came back and saw it, I found that Douban actually had a reply, Yang Fan was a little curious, I don't know what kind of mood the guy with the ID called Digong felt when he saw this comment?
Hurriedly opened it and took a look, and found that not only did the land lord reply, but there was also a long list of movie reviews below.
The land lord on the second floor: What this immortal friend said is very true, and his remarks are enlightened, so that the little god knows his shortcomings, and the little god will definitely correct it next time.
Third Floor Shunfeng Ear: Who is this fairy friend called Yifan Nine Thousand Miles? Why haven't I seen it, could it be the new member that Tai Bai Xing said (two question expressions)
Clairvoyance on the fourth floor: The first floor is so right, this picture quality makes my clairvoyance almost blind.
Erlang God on the fifth floor: Bubbling up, everyone might as well come and see the hunting routine of my family's roaring dogs.
Nezha on the sixth floor @ Yifan Fuyao Nine Thousand Miles: This fairy friend is humorous and funny, when my East China Sea Dragon Slayer is sent, please be sure to comment (two cute and cute expressions)
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There are more than a dozen comments below, Yang Fan smiled bitterly, what kind of snake spirit disease should this be living in a dream? Return the East China Sea Dragon Slayer!
He couldn't stand them anymore, and just wanted to delete this cheat's secondary software, but two more messages came one after another.
System: The land lord accepted the wonderful comments of nine thousand miles of sailing, and rewarded fifty points, please pay attention to check.
What's the situation, what are the points?
Yang Fan clicked on the personal information and found that there was indeed an extra fifty number behind the point point column.
In addition, the additional data is as follows.
Username: Yifan Nine Thousand Miles.
User level: Level 0 (100 merit points away from the next upgrade)
Points: 51 (Points can be obtained by commenting or being reviewed, the Points Mall is not open yet, please look forward to it)
Merit value: 0 (merit value can be obtained by exchanging points or rewarding, the merit mall is not open yet, so stay tuned)
……
Then he clicked on another message, which was sent by the land lord.
Land Gong: I don't know what works this fairy friend has, can I upload it to the fairy network, so that the little god can have a glimpse of the style and learn to learn.
This landlord is quite studious, since the other party asked sincerely, Yang Fan did not discriminate against him as a middle two snake spirit disease, so he simply told him compassionately and played with him.
Nine Thousand Miles: Ahem, there are a lot of works of this immortal, but I don't know how to upload them?
Land Gong: Immortal friends can be uploaded in the video area of the fairy network, upload fifty points once, Xiaoshen has just rewarded immortal friends with points, and upload it directly.
Can it still be like this? Yang Fan opened Douban Film and Television and found that he was able to upload videos.
But what should I upload? Yang Fan was in trouble for a while.
In the end, Yang Fan spent fifty points and directly uploaded Xing Ye's masterpiece, Mermaid, and it took five minutes before the upload was completed.
At this point, the three animals in the dormitory stood up and ended the game.
Now that it's time for dinner, they're ready to go to dinner outside the school.
"Fourth, do you want to bring one for you?" Boss Li Jiaxu said.
"No, I don't have an appetite." Yang Fan refused, he was not in the mood to eat at all now.
Seeing that Yang Fan could not be persuaded, the three of them quickly left.
Yang Fan was the only one left in the bedroom, it was very quiet, a sense of sleepiness came, and it didn't take long for him to fall asleep.