Chapter 17: So You're Such a Husband!
"Aren't you sure about the exam? Comrade in arms. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”
The great god is full of anticipation for the lunch break and the orchestral meeting on the rooftop, and now he is no different from Haruhara, who has taken drugs, and his every move is full of energy and full of the demeanor of a successful person.
However, as long as you are a normal person, you won't feel that being threatened to go to the rooftop is something worth looking forward to, right?
It's not a light comedy novel full of love sourness, and the end may not be much better than the perverted behavior being widely known, or even worse, and it's not impossible.
After all, people who cut their kidneys and corneas seem to be particularly rampant lately.
It's just that, for the sake of the happy smile rippling at the corner of his mouth, I decided not to break his illusions, and let him swim in his delusions to his heart's content—my right hand is not just anyone, and will send friendship to break the face of the fist.
Anyway, they are delusional and don't pay taxes.
"Just look at your expression, you must have not read the book seriously during spring break, and the entrance exam is a reserved program for private Aikawa."
This kind of repertoire is long overdue!
The great god is full of confidence:
"It's okay, but I've been working hard at home for the whole spring break, and even my favorite book has only been read eighty-eight times a day. If you have a question, just ask me, and it's not impossible to quietly show you the answer. ”
By the way, Yuji Okami sat in front of me.
This is arranged by name at the beginning of the school year, but I don't know if it's based on pinyin or katakana.
Speaking confidently in the face of the great god smiling,
I glanced at him
Indifferent at all.
According to his own words, because of the tragic experience of hearing the tears of sad people in the country, he later made up his mind to work hard, and vowed to go to a great high school that no one knew him - because his original junior high school was not a good school, so there were very few people who could be admitted to the private Aikawa, so he set his goal here.
Then the great god began his career of studying hard, his ears did not listen to the outside of the window, his head was cantilevered and his head was pierced, and finally he got his wish and was admitted to the private Aikawa with the first grade score.
That's right, there is no problem with the eyes, and the great god is indeed entering this high school with a high deviation value with the first place.
It's just the other way around, and the difference between me and me is only 50 steps and 100 steps.
What a fool.
I didn't want to experiment with this kind of dumb guy who reviewed the learning results of the whole spring break.
In other words, even if his test paper was placed in front of me, I had to doubt that he could understand the question.
That's it, stupid.
So
"Hey, hey, hey..."
I gave such a flattering sneer, turned my head to the girl behind me, and flattered me to send a distress signal:
"My childhood sweetheart, good morning."
The woman sitting behind me, the hateful woman who poked my chrysanthemum with her finger on the first day of school and fell into the well, slowly lifted her face, which was clearly not awake, and stared at me with inorganic eyes.
"I hate you."
She replied.
I was hated, I was hated by a beautiful high school girl, and I was hated by a beautiful childhood friend high school girl.
On the second day of high school, which symbolizes the beginning of happiness, I was treated coldly by taking the initiative to talk to my childhood sweetheart for the first time.
An unexpected blow...
Probably needed... One second to heal the wound.
Then it was decided to strike again.
"Lovely and charming Miss Scarlet Ink, you are compassionate and kind, you definitely need a serious and careful person to check the mistakes of the test paper for you after you finish the test paper."
"Don't talk about cheating so neatly."
It's been discovered!
Predictable.
"Cute and charming, I accepted it without guilt."
Give me a little guilt! Feed!
"Also, I don't need to check the papers I made."
I agree with this, the scarlet name who hovers in the top fifty of the grade all the year round is definitely qualified to speak out like this. Moreover, even if I were to check it, it would be impossible to make a mistake with my level.
Yes... What!
It's not a matter of checking or not checking at all, right?! My purpose is not to help others check the test papers, but to shamelessly keep the answers for myself!
"Childhood sweetheart, looking at the friendship that I have known for many years..."
"Do you understand my feelings when you say such things?"
As if she had finally gotten rid of her sleep predicament, Scarlet Ink stretched out an index finger and flicked it on my forehead.
"From kindergarten to high school, you can't get rid of it like kraft candy! The thought of sitting behind someone like you for an entire year, watching your back in class, makes me feel like my future is a horrible hell at 6,000 degrees Celsius! ”
"Hey, 6,000 degrees or something is too exaggerated, is my back the sun?"
"Although you know exactly what I mean, you think too highly of yourself, don't you? The sun or something, at most, is sulfur dioxide from burning garbage. ”
"My back is serious enough to affect human health!?"
"Well, it's all written on your face."
"I don't have those things written on my face! Enough is enough, bastard! ”
"Say it, those two words."
Scarlet's eyes sharpened:
"If I see any illegal behavior on you during the exam, I will definitely report it to the police as soon as possible."
"It's just cheating, you don't need the police at all!"
"No, I heard that on the mainland, there have been cases of being arrested at the police station for cheating in exams."
"It's better not to tell me about this kind of miserable thing, at least let me still live in the fantasy that cheating is not illegal!"
"Then I'll break your illusions!"
Ahh
"Oh, Xiaofu, looking at my slender white feet wrapped in black over-the-knee socks with such fiery eyes, it's really obscene."
"What kind of eyes are the fiery eyes? Also, you can't see your feet at all from this angle, right? ”
Wait a minute... Black over-the-knee socks... Slender and white... Feet?
My waist... My waist... It's going to bend...
"I just can't see it, it's not that I don't want to see it, right? In other words, don't you deny that you're a pervert who likes girls' feet? ”
What's wrong with perverts? Perverts also have the dignity of perverts!
I subconsciously swallowed my saliva as I tried to control my waist, which was a little out of control—never grovel to the hateful woman in front of me!
But this damn woman actually took off her indoor shoes, and deliberately put her legs, wrapped in black over-the-knee socks, out of my sight, and quietly fiddled with them.
"If it's you, if you're willing to lick my feet, it's not that you can't fulfill your wishes."
What the!
My eyeballs almost flew out!?
There is such a good thing in the world?!
Not only can you lick a pair of beautiful girls' unparalleled feet, but you can also help cheat during exams!
Between the dignity of being a man and the beautiful feet of a beautiful girl, I didn't hesitate for even half a second, and immediately agreed.
"You must be wondering how there can be such a good thing in the world, right?"
But the hateful woman in front of me didn't even give me half a second to think about it, and continued without a pause from the above sentence:
"Not only can you lick a pair of beautiful girls' peerless feet, but you can also help cheat during exams."
"Of course not."
The hateful woman's face was a piece of ice and iron that had not changed for thousands of years, and even this kind of obscene speech did not fluctuate in the slightest:
"It's a punishment that humiliates the dignity of others, but for you, it should be the most hearty meal, right? You could even say that you'd rather fail all the exams to get this chance than lick my feet, right? Xiaofu's classmates. ”