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Rewind the clock an hour ago.

"Okay, today is the day of the filming of "Takuzaburo Furuhata", I hope you will work hard to cooperate and strive to shoot all the shots in one day, thank you for your cooperation!" Arai PD at the scene bowed. "Please, everybody!" Shota Fukayama and Minoru Ishihara next to them also bowed at the same time.

"Ready—Start!" STAFF plays the board, and the photography begins.

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——Huh~ Long time no see. With the continuous advancement of technology, our lives are becoming more and more convenient. For example, ~ telephone, which was invented to train us in eloquence. But things have both strengths and weaknesses, and while we enjoy the convenience of new inventions, you'd better know about them...... Especially the telephone......

In front of the all-black background, Takuya Kimura is imitating Takazu Tamura, dressed in a black suit, with his hair combed into a big back, and crappy sideburns, explaining the key words of this case, the phone. At the same time, the classic background music sounded, imitating the opening of the original version, and the five big characters of Takuzaburo Furuhata appeared in the center of the picture, and the story officially began.

The 15th floor is the president's office. Behind the desk, the president is rubbing a golf club, sitting very leisurely in a leather swivel chair, and on the table is the president's name tag, President S. Linen. "I said you, I didn't pay you a salary for nothing, I just said it nicely, and my performance didn't increase at all!" The president waved the golf club in his hand and pointed to the tall man in front of him—this was his subordinate, and the company member was a member of the company

"Huh!? It's not like that. Sen was a little frightened, and said with a smile.

"So what's going on with this?" The president patted the sales record on the table and was very dissatisfied.

"I'm sorry, I've worked hard......"

"That's right, if you work hard, YOU, you don't have any talent at all!" The president picked up the golf club again and poked the member's face. The member who was poked by the club seemed to be a little dissatisfied...... "What kind of expression do you have?!" The president was a little angry and walked up to the member, "If the business still doesn't improve in the next week, I will consider your position carefully, Mr. Useless!" So, come on, Mr. Useless?!" The golf club slapped on his face, and the member's expression became distorted.

"You can go back, Mr. Useless." The president sat back in his chair and smiled playfully, while the member in front of him seemed to be about to cry, and turned away with a bow, "I'm quitting." The member stopped not far from the office door, clasped his hands, and turned his head to look at the president who was flirting on the phone, his eyes wide and his expression hideous.

"Let's get off work at about eight o'clock today, let's go to dinner together, and have a nice date." Tonight will be far more passionate than ever......" The president, who was sitting in the swivel chair, turned around, saw the members who had not left, and put the phone aside, "What are you doing!?" Don't press the hang up button, I'm talking about a very important phone call......" The member in front of him didn't seem to hear it, hung up the president's phone, and picked up the ashtray on the president's desk in front of him, "Anyway, I'm just flirting with a woman!! You guy!! "Hit the president on the head.

- Boom, like something crashing together. The president's eyes widened and he collapsed on his desk. The members looked at the blood-stained ashtray and wiped the blood stains on it with a rag......

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In the president's office, the forensic staff was processing the scene, and a brain door policeman walked in and gave a lame salute to the on-site personnel.

"You're a cleaner?! First Finder!? Suspicious!! The brain gate police pointed at a cleaner at the scene.

"It's not...... I came to clean up the garbage and found the president lying here...... "Iida, the cleaner, hurriedly explained.

"Needless to say, you're a prisoner!!" The brain gate policeman pointed at the cleaner. At this time, Takuzaburo Furuhata, who was riding an old-fashioned bicycle, entered the office, and the police officers at the scene saluted the Furuhata Police Department.

"Kohata-san, this is the 15th floor, isn't it better to take the elevator?" The big-backed policeman asked.

Takuzaburo Furuhata looked at the brain gate policeman and suddenly realized, "That's okay!?" Touching the smooth forehead of the policeman at the head gate, the Furuhata Police Department said, "Kusaoquan-kun, it's different here!" "Thanks for the compliment!" The brain gate police touched and kowtowed, walked to the cleaner, and introduced to the police department, "This is Iida, the first discoverer at the scene." ”

Following the fingers of the brain gate policeman, Furuhata walked around the cleaner, walked to an Easter stone statue souvenir on the table, bent down and asked, "What time did you find the deceased, Iida-san?" ”

The cleaner on the side was a little cramped, "I'm sorry, it's over here, I'm Iita." ”

"Uh~ I'm sorry." Furuhata looked at the stone statue and then at the cleaner, and suddenly realized, picked up the stone statue and said to Iida, "Sorry, this is my bad joke...... The cleaner smiled awkwardly.

"Huh~ When did you find out?"

"5:50 ......"

"What about the presumed time of death?"

"Around 5:30 a.m., ......" The Furuhata Police Department heard the answer of the Brain Gate policeman and fell into deep thought...... At this time, Sen poked his head out of the door and walked in with a plate of drinks, "Everyone's hard work, if you don't mind, please use it...... There's indoor golf too, don't you?"

"Who is this?"

"This is the deceased's immediate subordinate." Brain Gate police introduced.

Furuhata stepped forward and picked up a drink, "Can I drink it?" "Please." "Then you're welcome. Anyway, where were you around 5:30 a.m. when the president died? ”

"Did you doubt me in the first place?" The members were a little nervous, wiping the sweat from their foreheads.

"Huh~ I'm sorry to make you feel bad, but it's just routine." Furuhata explained and asked again.

"I was talking about business outside, and I just came back, but I didn't expect such a thing to happen......" the member responded.

As if thinking about something, Furuhata pointed to the microphone on his desk and asked, "...... this microphone?"

"I left it aside when I found the scene." Brain Gate police explained.

"In other words, the president of the ~ company was killed while on the phone." Furuhata muttered to himself, thoughtfully, pressed the phone's callback button, put it to his ear, and after a while, Furuhata asked, "I'm sorry, but the woman called Sekizaki is ......"

"...... working in our company," replied a member of the company.

"Do you work for this company?"

The member wiped his sweat and continued to explain, "Although it is not appropriate for me to say this, it is rumored that she is the object of our president's affair...... Yes! Speaking of which, they've been arguing lately!! Could it be Sekizaki she ...... "The members are already sweating." "But how did you come up with the name Sekisaki?"

"Is this person in the company now?" Furuhata asked.

"Yes, all the employees of the company are here now." The member replied.

Furuhata turned around and leaned into the ear of the police officer at the head gate, "Kusaoizumi-kun, ...... that woman called Sekisaki" "Yes, I understand!" Watching the brain gate police go out to investigate, Furuhata smiled.

After a long time, the brain gate police rushed in, "I know, Miss Sekiki's birthday is on April 15th." "You can't be wrong, right?" "Yes."

After receiving an affirmative reply, Furuhata dialed the callback button of the phone again, then pressed "#0415" in turn, put the earpiece to his ear, listened to the voice on the other side of the phone, and nodded from time to time.

The surroundings darkened, and once again only Takuzaburo Furuhata was left in the picture, and the familiar background music sounded again, which was a necessary part of the scene when Furuhata had already found the answer.

INTERVIEWER It's convenient, but it's also a lot of trouble. Huh~ The focus of this incident is the date of the birthday and the affair. An ordinary office romance is already hard, and it will be even more troublesome to have an affair again. There's no way to fall in love in the office, so ,—— Kohata raised the phone receiver in his hand ,—— already understood, right? By the way, this sideburns are real. Above, I'm Takuzaburo Furuhata.

In the office, Furuhata pointed to the member Mori and said, "You...... I lied. You're not outside at 5:30. ”

The member was a little anxious and asked, "Why do you think I'm lying?" ”

"The president was killed at around 5:35. The call that was being made was hung up and then killed. The prisoner...... It's you. The proof is ......", Takuzaburo Furuhata raised the phone in his hand and handed it to the member in front of him, "I pressed this button just now, yes, redial." Listen up. ”

The member picked up the phone.

- I'm Sekisaki, and now I'm not at home, so please leave a message. Beep –

"Can you give it to me?" Furuhata took the phone, "Huh, ~ The birthday of this woman named Sekizaki is April 15th, so ...... #0415, please listen. “

- Beep. Let's get off work at about 8 o'clock today, let's go to dinner together, and have a nice date. Tonight is going to be more exciting than ever...... What are you doing!? Don't hang up, I'm talking about a very important phone ...... - this is a message at 17:35.

The member held the microphone in his hand and was at a loss.

"Huh~ The same company is easy to be suspicious, so the phone recording is used...... How? “

The members were at a loss for a long time.

"You're really a great detective."

"Thank you."

"I finally quit my current job and found something I wanted to challenge, but I ...... because of this kind of thing," said member Mori Jixing, his expression a little lonely.

"It's okay, it's still too late. By the way, the thing you want to challenge is ......"

"Wait until the next time we meet......"

"Really...... I'm looking forward to it. Please come on. ”

Mori Jixing took a deep breath, "Kohata-san, let's do it, let's have a competition in the end." ”

"It's an honor." Takuzaburo Furuhata smiled.

As he spoke, the two started indoor golf on the side of the crime scene.

The classic background music plays again, and Furuhata seems to have discovered something, and slams his bicycle into the wall next to him. The seemingly sturdy wall shattered with a bang, and on the other side of the wall was a huge symphony orchestra playing the music of "Renzaburo Furuhata". Seeing this, Furuhata climbed onto the podium, took out a silver baton from his suit pocket, and commanded in style.

At the end of the song, the band withdrew, leaving only the brain-door police officer Kusa Izumi hiding behind the crowd playing the violin, and the sound was very harsh, like sawing wood.

"CUT-" The STUFF shouted at the scene and everyone in the scene stopped performing.

Takuya Kimura who plays Takuzaburo Furuhata,

Shota Fukayama, who plays the victim President S Flax,

Playing the role of the murderer,

Gang Kusao, who plays the brain-gate policeman Kusaoquan,

and the other actors at the scene bowed together to express their gratitude to the STUFF at the scene.

In the scene of "ありがとうございました" and "おfatigueれさまでした", the filming was announced to be over, and the personnel also left the scene one after another. The four of SMAP walked together, still chatting and laughing, but it seemed that they had just finished an afternoon of filming, and the atmosphere between them was still a little gloomy.

"Now, Shota. Today's skit, thank you, the last lines of me and Kimura are really my heart......" Mori Jixing's voice was very low, and his eyes were a little lonely.

"Uh-huh...... It's nothing, that's what I want to say to Brother Sen. Shota replied.

"Yes, Sen-kun's SMAP this time× after the SMAP is over, he will say goodbye to SMAP completely." Ah Gang is also in line with the Tao.

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"Huh~ Remember to show me what you want to challenge the next time we meet." Kimura imitated the voice of Renzaburo Furuhata, and suddenly such a sentence came out, and all three of them laughed.

"What, that's that, Brother Kimura." Shota couldn't cry or laugh.

"I'm Takuzaburo Furuhata......" Kimura's parody is still ongoing.

As the sun sets, four young men walk forward with each other's shoulders on their shoulders.

The sun shines on their bodies and on the road.