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"Hello? The big lazy worm is up! ”

[One, two, three, two big comics]

Ning Ge originally wanted to get a good night's sleep, but there was a banging on the little Lori's door.

It's so annoying, Ning Ge turned over and was about to continue sleeping, but Xiao Lori had no tendency to stop, and still knocked on the door without giving up.

"Hello? You've got enough! ”

Opening the door, Ning Ge was sleepy-eyed and frowned.

I slept late last night, and I had a lot of dreams after I fell asleep, and I was still immersed in the dream just now, but the dream was disturbed like this, and Ning Ge looked unhappy.

"That's what you said, morningcall, blame me!"

Ning Ge was naked and only wore a pair of underwear, it seemed that there were some marks on the underwear, and the little Lori looked at it suspiciously, without retracting her eyes.

"How I don't remember."

Ning Ge's mind was in chaos, he couldn't think of anything, and suddenly found that Xiao Lori's eyes were very strange.

Ning Ge suddenly came back to his senses, glanced up and down all over his body, there was nothing wrong, wasn't it just sleeping naked, and it wasn't ****, this was also a big fuss.

"Tsk!"

Little Lori clasped her hands around her chest and glanced at Ning Ge's lower body with disdain.

Then Ning Ge noticed something was wrong, lowered his head, and sure enough, there was a wet mark on his underwear, and some places were already dry.

Poof, it turns out that it's sperm again, and it's been a bit angry lately.

"Oh, what did I think, isn't it just sperm, it's a normal thing, what do I think it is, all the fuss. Boys and girls come to the same aunt, don't you come to the aunt? ”

Ning Ge's face is so thick-skinned that even if Xiao Lori stares at it, her face will not change, and she has a kind of calmness that Mount Tai collapsed in front of her.

In terms of lip service, Ning Ge did not suffer at all.

Little Lori pursed her lips, seemed to disdain the quarrel, and turned away.

As soon as the little Lori left, Ning Ge stared at the underwear, which was just washed yesterday, but it was soiled again today, alas, life is really a waste.

A person who is destined to do big things has to be tossed by trivial things, and Ning Ge is very distressed.

So can you let Xiao Lori do these trivial things, she can't live in the room for nothing, she has to do some work if she doesn't pay the rent, Ning Ge had a whim.

"It's breakfast, if you don't come, it's gone."

"Okay, wait for me."

Little Lori is still very reliable, and she took the initiative to make breakfast, although it doesn't look like the food is good, but she can satisfy her hunger.

"Tsk!"

Ning Ge stared at the breakfast on the table, two bowls of porridge that was very thin, and two dough cakes that were about to mold, plus a stack of freshly fried chili pepper shredded potatoes stir-fry.

Well, this is the craftsmanship of little Lori, she can cook porridge and stir-fry, and Ning Ge can breathe a sigh of relief in the future.

"Not bad!"

I swallowed a mouthful of porridge, the rice was just the right concentration, and a little sugar was added to it, which had a slight sugar taste.

"Do you like candy? Like a little kid. ”

Ning Ge seemed to have discovered a new world, and watched with interest as little Lori dealt with the dough and stir-fry, she cut the dough cake with a knife, and then stuffed the chili potato shreds into it with chopsticks, and then took it in her hand and nibbled it. It looks like a KFC breakfast, but it's just a sandwich cake.

"When I was a child, I liked to eat candy, but there were many people in the orphanage and there were few sweets, so I got less, and I always liked to eat them."

Little Lori took a big bite of KFC, and said it indistinctly, her expression was very flat, as if she was talking about an unrelated trivial matter, but she felt sad when she heard it in Ning Ge's ears.

"Okay, I have a lot of candy, I'll give it to you later."

"Really? All right! ”

"Little Lori, I'll discuss something with you." Ning Ge is like a lewd uncle who abducts young girls.

"Say it."

“……”

It's a little hard to say, Ning Ge actually felt blushing at this moment, no, this is not a big deal, why did he blush for the first time.

"Say!"

"That's right, can you do my laundry for me? I have too many things to do, I don't have time. ”

“……”

Little Lori's eyes widened, and her movements to eat breakfast stopped.

“……”

Ning Ge also stared at her, promise, promise, what kind of expression is this.

"Tut, stop, you want me to wash your underwear, it's disgusting, no way, go wash it yourself."

Little Lori made a disgusted expression and made a grimace.

"Ning Ge, I despise you, let the girl wash your underwear, how ugly it is to say it, you still have to be embarrassed."

"Uh......"

It seemed that it was really excessive, and Ning Ge felt that he really had no face to see people.

"I'm sorry, okay then, I'll wash the underwear myself, you can help me with the rest, there is a washing machine, it's not very troublesome."

“……”

Little Lori stared at Ning Ge suspiciously, seeing that Ning Ge's attitude was sincere, and then nodded slowly.

"By the way, I wash my socks myself, too."

"Okay, Li Yunzi, you're so good, I love you to death."

"Get out!"

The weather was sunny, the wind was smooth, and it was really a good weather, yes, a good weather for washing clothes.

So many clothes were packed up early in the morning and piled up into a small mountain, Xiao Lori was busy in the bathroom, and Ning Ge was washing her underwear in the basin by herself.

"Hee hee hee wuwu / hee wuwu / hee wuwu

嘻唰唰唰/嘻唰唰wu

Hee-he

Ning Ge hummed in his mouth, his subordinates were busy quickly, he could write a manuscript after washing this, and he could go to play ball in the afternoon.

"What are you singing, it's so ugly!"

Little Lori poked her head out of the bathroom and covered her ears with her hands.

"Doesn't it sound good?"

Ning Ge's eyes widened, this song is really appropriate, scrub, scrub, just now I was going to use this song as a song to wash my underwear.

"It's hard to hear!"

"Actually, it's like this later, you wait a minute." Ning Ge said, washing his fingers, and then walked into the room.

In a few seconds, Ning Ge walked out of the room, holding a guitar and making a shushing gesture.

Little Lori suddenly became quiet, her eyes widened, and she looked suspiciously at what Ning Ge was going to do.

Ning Ge sat on a chair, then took a position, his fingers pressed on the strings.

"Boom!"

The rhythm began to sound.

"Please, you / Take mine and send it back to me / Eat mine and spit it out

The record in the shining red star / becomes the dialogue at this time

If you owe me, you will make it up/If you steal me, you will hand it over

You and I fall in love like a fist / Guess every time...... Alas"

It is an extremely cheerful song, and when it is sung, the voice is so open that the accompaniment is barely audible.

Just listening to the lyrics, I felt inexplicably happy, little Lori remained calm at first, and a song was not finished yet, and then she was holding her stomach and laughing.

"Poof! I'm laughing to death! ”

Little Lori was about to burst into tears and laughed, holding one hand against the wall.

"Why is this song so nonsensical, whose song is so funny!"

The singing was interrupted, Ning Ge was very helpless, and was about to continue to start, when suddenly a voice came from downstairs.

"Is there a sense of public morality, which immoral ghost is yelling and screaming?"

The voice came clearly from the balcony, Ning Ge's face turned blue and white for a while, and he strode to the balcony.

"You have to take care of it!"

Ning Ge yelled, walked back to the room depressedly, and put the guitar down.

"What are you laughing at?" Ning Ge walked out of the room, and the little Lori smiled and trembled.

"Poof!"

(To be continued)