Although lying on one bed, the distance between Zhang Aiguo and "Sister Zhang" can lie down two more.

Zhang Aiguo turned his back to "Sister Zhang" sideways, lying on the edge of the big bed, sometimes snoring like thunder, sometimes snoring slightly.

The two slept soundly, and Pei Ye pulled the little paper man Sister Zhang to climb onto the pillow.

"I'm a little nervous—"

Sister Zhang, the little paper man, took advantage of the moonlight and neon lights that came in through the window to observe this face that she had seen in the mirror for more than 50 years. As soon as she thought of what would happen later, she felt like she was back in the hospital for rescue, and she couldn't do anything about it.

Pei Ye said: "Don't worry, I'm fast." ”

After that, Pei Ye stretched out his little short hand and grabbed the little paper man Sister Zhang.

Before the latter could react, his soul turned into a small dot of light and floated quietly in Pei Ye's hand.

The spare hand passed through "Sister Zhang"'s head and pulled out a ball of light of the same size, and then stuffed Sister Zhang's ball back.

Pull and pull and stuff, okay, the operation to change the soul is done.

The whole process is crisp and clean, and there is no mud and water.

Pei Ye stood in front of him with his little short hand and silently recited several "Soul Attracting Good Mantras".

Its power is so great that it is equivalent to rolling the soul in a bath filled with 520 glue and stuffing it back into the body, ensuring that it is firm and does not lose the soul.

Sister Zhang felt a little strange in her body.

In the state of the living soul, she is light and fluttering, lighter than catkins, walking is not affected by gravity, and she can fly as she walks.

Now I feel that there is a thick mountain pressing on my body, and I can't breathe.

She snapped her eyes open, staring at the ceiling in confusion.

[Who is she, where is she, what is she doing?]

Three questions were passed over again, and the memories like a tide passed through the mind.

Her experience of working as an hourly worker in an Internet celebrity haunted house to earn candles......

The scene where she meets the "little boyfriend" of fresh meat in a haunted house......

She was turned into a little paper figure by her "little boyfriend", and she came to her eldest son's ......

Sister Zhang remembered it all, and her heavy body, which had been relaxed, suddenly tensed.

Turning his head, he saw the quilt bulging on the other side of the bed.

A small paper figure sat on the side of her pillow.

The little paper man raised his little hand and put it to his lips and sighed.

"Don't be quiet, be quiet. ”

Sister Zhang stiffened her neck and nodded.

She got out of bed cautiously, didn't even turn on the indoor light, and followed Pei Ye to the bathroom.

Sister Zhang squatted on the toilet and listened to Pei Ye talk about the plan.

"You will go with your eldest son tomorrow to make a will for notarization, stabilize him first, and I will use your son's account to send a message to that person to ask him to pick up the goods. Pei Ye took away the garbage on Zhang Aiguo's computer, but Sister Zhang could also hear the seriousness of the matter.

Her chest heaved violently in anger.

"He, he's really...... is more scum than his old man, blue out of blue and better than blue......"

Sister Zhang has said this more than once, each time it is heavier and more disappointing.

lives in a 10 million mansion with an average price of 150,000 yuan bought in full, and has an annual income of nearly 100,000 yuan...... Playing small is also one-on-one tutoring by famous teachers, interest classes and extracurricular classes are only good and better, and the result - TM raised such a disgusting thing - this is no longer "raising the placenta" can be described.

Sister Zhang believes that even if it is really a placenta, if so many high-quality conditions are smashed, you can't become a genius or a villain.

But look at -

What is Zhang AiguoTM?

murdered his own mother, sold his wife and didn't forget to kill her, there are so many disgusting things in computer videos - Sister Zhang can only pray now that this bastard just looks, and she didn't hurt any innocent child - it's not right, the number of times he downloads the video, the traffic heat provided, are all stones that press on the victim of the video, and the stones converge into a boulder and smash into the next victim.

When he joins those groups, shows interest in videos, and pays for downloads, he's doing evil.

The profit offered became the motive for the video maker to swing the butcher's knife at another person.

Sister Zhang covered her face with her hands, trying to calm herself down with this movement.

She smiled and said in a brisk tone: "Xiao Cang, Auntie wants to send him to prison for a few years, do you have any good suggestions?"

Pei Ye: "......"

I have confirmed my eyes, and I am definitely my mother.

She said: "Zhang Aiguo did have attempted murder, if a case can be filed, it is no problem to send him in to pick up soap for two years." ”

Sister Zhang nodded as she listened.

"If the police don't adopt the 'Soul Leaving Curse' method of killing, we can also think differently...... Your son is also guilty of abducting and trafficking women?"

He can also go in and pick up soap for two years, so that he will never suffer from constipation again.

Sister Zhang nodded, indicating that Pei Ye's ideas were very useful.

She went back to consult a lawyer and chose the older one.

The nature of the country is easy to change, and it is not good to pick two years of soap, so it is difficult to pick a few more years.

Pei Ye said in detail what Sister Zhang should do tomorrow, don't startle the snake......

Sister Zhang was nervous.

"I've never acted before......"

What if you accidentally "startle the snake"?

Pei Ye said: "If you really want to startle the snake, at most, the difficulty will be higher, and I can handle it." ”

She is so confident in her own strength.

Sister Zhang went back to sleep first, and Pei Ye found a place to take a nap.

[Yue Lao Meng Po] should come over tomorrow to "get the goods", first recuperate, and the soul of Zhang Aiguo's daughter-in-law will be preserved first.

Pei Ye was bored to find the parrot that had become a fine.

To say that it has become a fine is not to say that it is smart, but to take it literally.

Emperor Shen said that the aura of heaven and earth is slowly recovering, and some animals and plants with good qualifications will take the lead in awakening their wisdom, which is embodied in being smart and understanding human nature, but pet owners don't know, they only know that their pets are exceptionally smart, and they also take videos for them.

Netizens who joined in the excitement also coaxed.

[Send it quickly/they to Tsinghua University/Peking University]

The parrot in front of him is obviously the little genius who can escort "Tsinghua University/Peking University" in the mouth of netizens.

When the little paper man Pei Ye climbed to the birdcage, the parrot standing on the shelf straightened its smooth feathers and flapped its wings.

Pei Ye stretched out his hand to say hello.

"Hello little one. ”

The parrot didn't speak, but turned around and shook its beautiful tail feathers at Pei Ye.

Pei Ye: "......"

She didn't react, and the parrot jumped down and arched her.

"Bleaching Brewing—"

As he spoke, it flapped its wings excitedly.

Transform into a happy repeater.

"Bleaching Brewing—"

Pei Ye stretched out his short hand and touched the parrot's head.

The little guy should have just turned on his mind, and his consciousness is very ignorant but he can absorb external knowledge like a sponge.

The parrot, who was encouraged by touching his head, jumped in small steps and cleared his throat: "Audience friends, good evening/good evening, today is the X day of the X month, the X day of the X month of the lunar calendar, welcome to watch the news broadcast program." First of all, I would like to introduce you to the main content of today's program......"

The parrot is also a master of voice changeling.

The voice switches back and forth between the male and female anchors of the news network.

As he spoke, he secretly turned his head to peek at Pei Ye's reaction, and the latter applauded symbolically twice.

The parrot puffed up its chest triumphantly.

It retold the romance TV series in prime time after the news broadcast, full of emotion and clear bite.

If you don't know, you think it's a replay on the living room TV.

The parrot was finished, and it was the second half of the night.

Pei Ye yawned, and the parrot also jumped over and leaned cautiously against her.

"You say...... Why would I like these demons so much......"

Pei Ye looked at the parrot's posture and muttered in a low voice.

I don't know if I want to say this to others or to myself. She doesn't believe that there is a love in the world for no reason, and the explanation given by the [Love and Cubs] game is that the second post-apocalyptic copy world blessing buff, but Pei Ye always feels that this attribute is trying to cover up.

Maybe one day in the future, that cheating friend will take the initiative to confess to her.

Throw these thoughts away, take out your phone, and click on [Love and Raising Cubs].

Clean up the game routine, feed the cutie in "Garden of Beasts", add stock to the cub's refrigerator, and go to the wishing fountain to smoke a few more times while you feel it...... Playing the game, looking at the sleeping cub in the room on the second floor, I felt that my mood was completely calm.

It seems that the negative emotions aroused by Zhang Aiguo's scum never existed.

It's amazing.

Obviously, Ah Cub is an ordinary egg, but for Pei Ye, he has an indescribable influence.

Pei Ye said goodnight to Ah Cub, and when he was about to quit the game, he saw the unclosed diary on Ah Cub's desk.

[I'm having a lot of fun today〈( ̄) ̄)〈】

[Newly worked colleague invites dinner 15 (29>70<29) 16]

The rest of the content is a bunch of dish names, but Ah Cub's favorite ones are chili powder and ketchup, which are simply the soul of the food.

Pei Ye smiled helplessly when he saw this.

She puts the journal back in its original position and exits the game.

On the second day, Pei Ye was woken up by the loud voice of a parrot.

This parrot is also a lover of Peking Opera and Huangmei Opera, and for a while it was "the party gave me wisdom and courage, and I waited for leisure in all kinds of difficulties and dangers, and first dressed up the bandits in order to suppress the bandits, like a sharp knife inserted into Weihu Mountain", and for a while it was "the birds on the trees are in pairs, and the green waters and green mountains are smiling".

Pei Ye almost laughed when he heard the phrase "birds in the trees".

When the parrot saw her wake up, she jumped down and pushed the bird food to Pei Ye.

Pei Ye declined.

Looking at the birdcage where it was imprisoned, he asked, "Would you like to come with me?"

When the mind is fully opened, I know that I am trapped in a small world and is prone to depression.

The parrot tilted its head to think about Pei Ye's words.

After a while, it fluttered and flew, opened the birdcage flexibly with its claws, and flew outside the birdcage to shake its tail feathers excitedly at Pei Ye.

This posture seems to say "what are you waiting for, brother, let's go"!

Pei Ye: "......"

Sister Zhang and Zhang Aiguo also woke up.

The latter did not find that the former had changed the core, and after washing, he sat at the table like an uncle and waited for breakfast to be delivered.

Sister Zhang is too lazy to serve.

She casually made an excuse and said, "Aren't you going to make a will for notarization?" Go out early and come back early, and eat casually on the way." ”

Zhang Aiguo thought about it too.

He was more eager to get the will than Sister Zhang.

As for why his daughter-in-law suddenly didn't get close to him, Zhang Aiguo didn't bother to think about it.

A person who makes a will.

Does anyone think about the change of heart of a tool?

Zhang Aiguo drove out with Sister Zhang, and was silent all the way, and no one took the initiative to break the atmosphere.

At the same time, Pei Ye imitated Zhang Aiguo's QQ and sent a text message to [Yuelao Meng Po].

After a while, [Yue Lao Meng Po] gave a reply.

"It's pretty fast, is it going well?"

Pei Ye said: "Is the talisman seal sold by the Xuanmen Heavenly Master reliable? ”

[Yue Lao Meng Po] sent Pei Ye three smiling faces.

"Reliable, Feng Changzhai I introduced to you, that is the leader of the Xuanmen generation, and the basic skills are very solid. ”

Pei Ye's eyelids jumped when he saw the words "Feng Changzhai".

According to the previous chat records, she knew that [Yue Lao Meng Po] recommended a heavenly master to Zhang Aiguo, but she didn't know that it was Feng Changzhai.

Tut-tut-

I don't know whether to lament that the world is too small, or lament that Feng Changzhai's kid is too unlucky.

The exorcism talisman from his hand was not used to exorcise ghosts and protect the house, but became a tool for murderers.

Pei Ye remained silent and said tentatively.

"You've helped me so much, I don't know how to thank you yet. When I get the old woman's inheritance, come out and see me?"

[Yue Lao Meng Po] said coldly: "If your next wife is also special, we may have a chance to meet again......"

Pei Ye: "......"

She figured out Zhang's patriotic psychology.

"This ...... The eight characters are special, is there anything special?"

The implication is that he is ready to marry another wife who can be "sold", just in case.

[Yue Lao Meng Po] heard the implication that Rao is not a good person himself, and he was also laughed at by Zhang Aiguo's shamelessness.

"There are no other big requirements, just be born in the lunar year, the lunar month, and the cloudy day. ”

The man added.

Disdain and banter can almost come through the screen.

"Of course, if it's a male in the sunny year, the moon and the sun, it's fine. ”

Pei Ye imitated Zhang Aiguo's greedy tone and sent a sentence.

"What kind of yang and yin years, are there few such people?"

Naturally, there are quite a few.

Tens of thousands of people are born every day in China alone, and if the scope is expanded to the whole world, there will be even more people who are eligible.

You can still find it if you look hard.

[Yue Lao Meng Po] does not doubt him.

As long as Pei Ye didn't ask what these people were doing, he wouldn't be suspicious.

Pei Ye played Zhang Aiguo and [Yue Lao Meng Po] to drag time, while checking the other party's location, supplemented by fortune telling, and locked the opponent's position as quickly as possible. She was racing against time, and Zhang Aiguo and Sister Zhang also came to the will library, ready to redraft the will.

During the whole process, Sister Zhang behaved very calmly, and only Zhang Aiguo trembled her hands.

When I got home, I remembered that there were more important things to do.

"Are you tired? I'll boil you some boiling water?"

"Hmm. ”

Zhang Aiguo went into the kitchen to boil water and secretly mixed the ashes of the burning ghost exorcism charm into the water.

Sister Zhang also fully cooperated with his performance and drank all the cool bowl of water.

One second......

Two seconds......

Three seconds......

Sister Zhang didn't react at all.

"Why do you think of me?"

Zhang Aiguo's eyes fluttered: "It's nothing, I've been busy all morning, do you want to go into the house to rest?"

Sister Zhang still cooperates.

She is as calm as an old dog on the surface, but she is actually panicked inside.

Xiao Cang didn't tell her what to do next......

Free to play?

Soon, she didn't have to worry about it.

The quiet parrot suddenly flapped its wings and screamed.

"The bad guys are coming, the bad guys are coming—"

"The bad guys are coming, the bad guys are coming—"

"The bad guys are coming, the bad guys are coming—"

The alarm sounded in Sister Zhang's head.

"Is the air conditioner broken?"

Zhang Aiguo felt that the air had cooled down, and it was several degrees colder.

Just as he was about to close the window, there was a sudden sharp pain in his lower abdomen, and it seemed that someone had kicked him here.

Without warning, the bottles on the wine shelves burst open, scattering glass and liquor all over the floor.

Sister Zhang was so frightened that she screamed, and subconsciously hugged her head and squatted in the corner.

After a while, the dining room table was lifted high and slammed against the wall by an invisible force, and the ground trembled with such a huge vibration.

This is followed by a refrigerator, integrated stove, water table, cutting board and kitchen knife......

Either flying or falling, the glass door of the kitchen was suddenly cracked, shattering the glass on the floor.

Sister Zhang hugged her head and hid in the wardrobe of the master bedroom.

The movement outside was sometimes loud, sometimes small, things crackled, and light bulbs exploded one after another.

The parrot waved its wings and acted as a cheerleader to cheer Pei Ye on.

Pei Ye endured the parrot's noise, and threw a porcelain plate at it angrily.

"Be quiet. ”

The parrot was immediately as quiet as a chicken.

Pei Ye grabbed a black robe with a gloomy face, and his face was slightly gloomy.

Wait for the rabbit, the rabbit is coming.

Unexpectedly, the rabbit was cunning and played a self-detonation in front of her.

It's not correct to say that it's self-destructing-

Pei Ye's expression was cold, and he increased the force on his hand, clutching the black robe to leave folds.

Feeling that the movement outside was small, Sister Zhang cautiously poked her head out.

At this time, the doorbell rang as well.

Property is coming.

The movement just now was so loud that it sounded like an explosion, and it would be strange if there were no opinions upstairs and downstairs.