Li Shanhe sat in the lounge, letting the makeup artist pat his face with powder. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

He is dressed differently today, wearing a peaked cap, his eyes are hidden by flat mirrors, and with the skillful hands of makeup artist Sky, the whole person looks like a sullen writer everywhere.

"Pretty good, thank you, Sky." Li Shanhe looked at the new image in the mirror and thanked the makeup artist.

"Oh, thank you, but we really didn't expect that the first job would be to make you ugly." Sky covered his mouth and smiled.

Soon, the staff came in to inform that the live broadcast was about to start.

It was the first time for Li Shanhe to broadcast live in the studio, but Sony Records had already rehearsed it in advance, so Li Shanhe did not have stage fright, but watched the staff go in and out here with some curiosity.

The host is a middle-aged man in his forties with a generous smile and a gentle smile. He walked over and shook hands with Li Shanhe and said:

"Hello teacher, thank you very much for coming to my show, I'm Koji Makino."

"Hello, you can call me Aldous or Ai Luo Wuyong. Thank you for your kind attention. ”

Koji Makino winked at him, invited him to sit on the orange sofa, and then pointed to the empty seat opposite and said, "This is the seat of the North Road for a while, Teacher, please be merciful for a while." Whisper, I'm here to support you. ”

Li Shanhe smiled and picked up a cup of tea on the table, blew it, and said, "You won't say the same to Beidalu, right?" ”

Koji Makino laughed and said, "This is a secret." ”

Not long after, Beidalu also came in, he was already over half a hundred years old, his temples were gray, and when he saw Li Shanhe, his eyes projected a complicated gaze.

He said solemnly, "You really dare to come to fight, young man." I'll let you know what it means to respect your seniors! For the dignity of Japan......"

"Respect your mother. For the old disrespectful old thing. Li Shanhe nodded to him with a kind smile, as if he had seen an old friend, but the words spit out of his mouth were rude, "Stealing other people's hearts and minds is unkind, falsely accusing and framing is unjust, betraying friends is unfaithful, and it is unfilial piety to be beaten by me for a while on TV and vomit blood to make your parents shame, oh sorry to forget that your parents deserve to die on the battlefield of World War II, you are such an unkind, unjust, disloyal and unfilial thing, I am your father and I would like to shoot you to the wall back then, so as not to make the cemetery unquiet after death!" ”

Beidalu was stunned, there was a lack of scolding words in Japanese, he never dreamed that scolding people could scold so many tricks, and he pointed at Li Shanhe angrily.

As if all this had nothing to do with him, Li Shanhe crossed Erlang's legs and blew the tea stalks in the cup, and Koji Makino, who heard all this, hurriedly came forward to appease Beidalu, lest he have to be sent to the hospital before the show starts.

Tsk, I survived.

Li Shanhe didn't respect the other party at all, sitting in this position meant that he had to sacrifice his fame to engage in hand-to-hand combat with the other party, and he had already sacrificed a lot.

Win or lose, he will leave a bad impression in front of the audience. Especially in the final situation, it is very likely that the other party will not be able to reason, and it can also splash and roll, using the trick of "the Japanese are beating the Chinese" to divert the contradiction.

In order to avoid this situation, it is best to hope to take the other party away in waves, so as not to have many dreams at night.

Koji Makino wiped his sweat, praying that the two would not make any more big noises, and that they would have to wait for the show to start if they wanted to scold.

"Hello viewers in front of the TV, welcome to NHK's 'Say No', I'm Koji Makino you are familiar with......"

As TV signals flew into thousands of households, the ratings of the program began to gradually rise.

In the Kunlun restaurant, an employee squatting in front of the TV had his eyes lit up, and he turned around and shouted: "Hey, everyone come and see, Shanhe is on TV!" ”

Zhang Jie threw the towel and shouted, "The store is closed, the store is closed!" No matter what the customers thought, the first one ran to the TV and squatted down.

"It's this old thing, crooked melon and cracked dates, look at how Brother Li crushes him to death!"

"If you dare to provoke us Chinese, sooner or later he won't be able to eat and walk around! As long as Brother Li says hello, I will be the first to go out! ”

Everyone surrounded the 14-inch black-and-white color TV, and they didn't care about the work, and they were slammed on the North Road.

In the office of the president of the Elementary School Museum, the president is watching the show alone. He poured himself a glass of wine, and this time it was not up to him to decide whether he won or lost, but was the most open person.

"Hehe, Beidalu, I didn't expect you to be really willing to spend the money. Fame is your last weapon, let me see how sharp they are! ”

This debate is about the livelihood of many people, Shueisha, Shogakukan, Sony Records, Soga Foundation...... They broadcast TV to NHK, paying attention to their words and deeds.

After Koji Makino finished the pre-introduction, he said: "Recently, everyone has discussed hot issues in the newspaper, and I think the hottest one is the plagiarism incident of Beidaji. Our program team was fortunate to invite two parties, with the consent of Mr. Ai Luo Wuyong and Mr. Beidalu, to let them have a public debate! ”

The audience sitting in the audience applauded excitedly.

Beidalu stood up, majestic, on crutches, and took off his hat to salute the audience.

The audience gave warm applause without hesitation.

Beidalu squinted and glanced at Li Shanhe, how is it, you know that you are afraid, this is Japan! You can't afford to be a foreigner here!

Li Shanhe had no intention of doing more snail horn battles here, he covered up his appearance with makeup, and he didn't plan to fight for points here at all.

The lights are on the face, and the camera is working next to it. What flashed in Li Shanhe's heart was the "debate secret" that lawyer Hashiguchi gave him before leaving:

"Mr. Li, please remember that a common problem in novice debates is that they are always obsessed with persuading the other party. Our goal is not this, our target is the audience in front of the TV, and influencing their judgment is the most important thing! ”

It's just a big road - it doesn't matter at all!

After the introduction, Koji Makino turned around and stretched out his hand, "Everyone can't wait, let's start debating now." ”

"The rules of this debate are simple, one side asks questions, the other side answers, and everyone has only five minutes. After one round, the other party asks questions, and the cycle continues—"

Speaking of this, Koji Makino snapped his fingers, "It should be noted that we have only prepared one microphone, and before the other party finishes speaking, the other party should ensure that it is quiet and does not interrupt the other party's words - otherwise, even if you say it, the audience in front of the TV will not be able to hear it." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Do both teachers agree? Okay, now, let's start the first round - Mr. Beidaji will be the first to speak! The timer begins! ”

Li Shanhe lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the microphone on the table, holding the teacup and sinking into the sofa, squinting his eyes and not speaking.

Beidalu sneered, and your calmness is still now.

He picked up the microphone and said straight to the point:

"Young man, you knocked on my door covered in mud and shivered in the cold wind, and I took you in, don't you deny that? Why did the simple boy become so greedy at this time? It's nothing if you copied me alone, I didn't lose anything anyway. But you know very well how you got the other works under your name now -- I'm very sad that I have caused a huge loss to the Japanese cultural industry because of my mistake in the first place......"

There were exclamations in the audience, and everyone paid tribute to the high wind and bright festival of Beidalu, and questioned all the achievements that Li Shanhe has made now.

Beidalu glanced at Li Shanhe proudly, the rule that the other party is not allowed to interject is simply too refreshing, and speaking first will help form an impression in favor of him in front of the audience.

In the Kunlun restaurant, Zhang Jie clenched his fists: "This guy is lying!" When Brother Xiao Li wrote the manuscript, he wrote it on this table, and everyone saw it! ”

"That's right! This old man is lying! ”

"Lie!"

Beidaji could not hear these words, and he continued: "A Bowl of Clear Soup Soba is my painstaking work, and what happened on the night of November 1 is no longer verifiable. But one thing is certain, I published it before you even ran around with it! ”

That's right!

This is evidence that is hard to reverse! The order in which the time is published!

The corners of Beidalu's mouth rose slightly, it was Li Shanhe who was sick and was sent to the hospital, and he found a precious time difference to plagiarize. And because he was a foreigner, all the hospital documents were kept by him - which of course has now been destroyed! There is no proof of death!

He couldn't help but praise his cleverness, and finally put forward a third point:

"Moreover, "A Bowl of Clear Soup Soba" is not your work, and there is another decisive evidence: with your age and experience, it is impossible for a poor person who has just been exiled from abroad to not even eat ramen a few times, and has not even eaten ramen a few times! How could it be possible to write such a warm work! ”

Wow -

This is something that everyone didn't expect, the audience nodded one after another, yes, skills or something can be made up for with talent, but the social experience of human warmth is difficult to replace!

5 minutes to!

Beidalu stabbed the other party three times in one breath and returned to his seat triumphantly.

Koji Makino handed over the microphone to Li Shanhe, he was a little sympathetic to this young man at this time, and it was still a little bit hot to fight against such an old ginger.

In front of the TV, whether it was the partners in the Kunlun restaurant or the colleagues in the Shueisha Society, they were all sweating nervously, and they didn't know how Brother Xiao Li would turn the tables this time!

Li Shanhe touched his chin, the situation was very unfavorable.

This guy is worthy of being a quasi-writer, the rotten ship also has three catties of nails, the Spring and Autumn period penmanship is skillful, and all the disadvantages are brushed aside, and then all kinds of hints are given to the audience, and then a lot of weak evidence is used to make up a strong evidence.

It's a pity that a thousand zeros are still 0s after all.

The 5-minute countdown began, and after thinking about it, Li Shanhe picked up the microphone and said, "I never said that I wrote a bowl of clear soup and soba noodles." ”

With that, he put the microphone down, which meant that his speech was over.

Wow -

The audience was in a clamour, and the sound of surprise was louder than just now, and the other side surrendered as soon as the debate began. It's the first time I've seen such an unbeaten-up guy!

Beida Lu was also a little dazed, just ...... What did he say? Throwing in the towel?

Looking at the other party drinking tea slowly and not caring at all, Beidalu wanted to pick up the microphone several times, but he felt that he couldn't say anything. It was as if he had punched cotton, and the emptiness was very uncomfortable.

Koji Makino had to interject stubbornly: "Wait, Mr. Ailuo Wuyong, are you a declaration of confession?" ”

Li Shanhe sighed, had to pick up the microphone and said:

"Mr. Makino, your understanding is really a little worrying, how did you become the host."

"Huh-how do you know I'm on the top of my face? Oops, I accidentally told the truth......" Koji Makino made the audience laugh with a frightened expression.

This guy's acting skills are really good, and he deserves to be the host of the ace show.

Li Shanhe also took advantage of the situation to make a lonely appearance, stood up and covered his forehead, and said: "Okay, I'll take care of your IQ and explain it to you in detail, but this 5 minutes is not enough, let's stop the watch first." ”

Koji Makino smiled bitterly, and the director's "OK" sound came from the headphones, so he had to turn around and ask the staff to turn off the chronograph.

Li Shanhe stood up, cleared his throat, walked to a camera, and filled most of the screen with his face before saying:

"Audience friends, I'm sure you can see it, so I'll just say it - I'm a genius. Yes, the genius whose IQ is said to be comparable to Einstein is me. ”

In the era when there was no Internet, there was still a lot of pseudoscience, such as rumors such as "only 10% of the human brain is developed", and Japan has the highest IQ tax in the world.

Li Shanhe has no intention of correcting it, and this is the price of high yield. Cast yourself as a genius who can explain a lot of things.

He first bragged about his past in front of the camera, the experience of escaping, the business model of the fax network, and the space opera that discarded others like pieces with a unique vision to write the classic "The Legend of Yinying", and even fought Osamu Tezuka,

Then he said: "So, I can serialize 4 comics and 2 novels at the same time, and I can also sketch, sketch, pick up girls, and start a company in my spare time, because I have a very unique artistic accomplishment." It's unjustifiable to accuse me of plagiarism - Japan's strongest Osamu Tezuka has lost to me, who can be worthy of my plagiarism? ”

The audience suddenly thought, yes, it's like a student who came first in an exam, and you accuse him of plagiarism -- but who can he copy?

Li Shanhe turned around, shook his index finger at Beidalu, and said contemptuously: "So, I'm a genius, don't measure me by common sense." Even if I did copy someone's work - I sure I wouldn't be noticed by the stupid old man in front of me! ”

Beida Lu stood up angrily and shouted: "What nonsense! Nonsense! ”

Li Shanhe shrugged his shoulders, this guy doesn't have a microphone, it's useless to say anything.

"It's very easy for me to prove it," Li Shanhe said as he used this place as his own stage, pacing and swaying freely: "I recently wrote a book, which is something that 99% of Japanese people have thought about, but 99% of Japanese people don't realize that it can be written as a separate novel, let alone that this is a completely new genre of fiction." This proves that I am a genius. ”

Koji Makino was a little fascinated when he heard this, and couldn't help asking, "What kind of book is it?" ”

"That's a good question." Li Shanhe snapped his fingers, "It was originally going to be kept secret, but it will be published soon, so I won't hide it - please see!" ”

As he spoke, he pulled out a thick, hard-shell book from under his clothes.

Koji Makino's eyes widened, this guy actually hid the book there all the time? He really believes that the other party is a "genius" now, and it is said that geniuses are all such strange guys who have no one in their eyes......

Li Shanhe put the book in front of the camera, and the four gilded characters of "Japan Sinks" shone brightly.

"See? Sun, this, sink, sunk! ”

At this moment, countless TV viewers across Japan burst out at the same time: "Damn, this is my idea!" ”

Almost everyone in Japan lives in the shadow of an earthquake, but very few of them can turn this idea into a story!

And now this idea has been taken away by a Chinese and written into a story......

Damn! How can it be repaired! I can't find a great novelist in Japan!

In the Kunlun restaurant, Zhang Jie jumped up: "I knew that Brother Xiao Li had a way to reverse!" ”

The cheers followed, everyone vented happily for Brother Li's counterattack, and even the customers who didn't leave came over curiously, Zhang Jie happily hugged their shoulders and shouted, "All are free today!" ”

……

The so-called classics that have been handed down in the world are not the creations of one person, but the thoughts and thoughts of thousands of people, and finally they are gathered by one person and become a wonderful pen.

"Japan Sinks" is undoubtedly such a classic.

Maybe there will be similar disaster movies in the future, but Li Shanhe ate the soup, and at this time, in the audience of exclamations, he was triumphant.

Beidalu was in a cold sweat, I didn't expect the other party to write a work of this level? This is much more classic than "A Bowl of Clear Soup Soba"! Much more commercial value!

Not only did he have some secret hatred, since there was such a powerful work, why didn't he take it out that day! The commercial value content of these four words can be countless times greater than "A Bowl of Clear Soup Soba Noodles"!

He was in a hurry, not knowing how to fight back, suddenly thought of something, grabbed the host's microphone, and shouted: "No, it's not right!" You are secretly changing the concept, and being able to write "Japan Sinks" does not mean that "A Bowl of Clear Soup Soba" was also written by you! It's not the same thing! ”

You've committed a foul!

However, now that the atmosphere on the field was warm, Koji Makino did not ask, but repeated his question: "Mr. Takeyong Airo, you just said that you didn't write "A Bowl of Clear Soup Soba"? ”

"That's right, this kind of article doesn't suit my appetite at all, why should I claim it to myself?" Li Shanhe smiled, "This was written by a friend I met. ”

"A friend?"

Beidalu's pupils dilated slightly, could it be that person?

"yes, if you don't believe me, I can call a witness - by the way, you can call the guests, right?"

"Ah, the rules don't allow it, but if Mr. Kitaoji agrees......"

Beidalu hurriedly said: "Wait, I want to ask for a pause!" ”

"What did you say?"

"I'm going to pause." Beidalu's hand behind his back almost pinched his thigh, but he said quietly on the surface, "He wants to invite guests, which is not in line with our previous rules." I would like to ask for a pause, and then, I will also bring a guest to testify for me! ”

(To be continued.) )