"Brother Feng, the package, your girlfriend sent it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Liu Yifeng ran to the mailroom and saw that the sender of the package was indeed her, but she was already an ex-girlfriend.

Why send a package now that you've broken up? Look at the size, but the appearance of a letter is not like the things I have sent in the past two years. It's already been said on the phone, is it possible to give a formal notice in writing?

I opened it and there was a red invitation.

Depend on! His mother just broke up a week ago, and a week later she sent a wedding invitation, crying and crying that she was her only true love, but the reality of separation between the two places was cruel, and she really did a bitch and set up an archway.

Wedding? Going is nothing more than being humiliated again.

However, even though he scolded his ex-girlfriend in his heart, Liu Yifeng couldn't help but turn on the computer and turned out the photos taken by the two in the past two years. After all, after two years of getting along, even if the two places were separated, Liu Yifeng still used sincerity. It's a real heartache now. But I really can't say a blessing.

A selfie taken ten days ago was a surprise he sent to his ex-girlfriend after taking a 20-hour train ride to the train station.

At this moment, it seems that I am really stupid. Speaking of which, though, this photo does take a bit of a look. This is not to buy a gift for his girlfriend, oh no, his ex-girlfriend, Liu Yifeng has not had a haircut for three months, and this bird's nest-like hairstyle alone is enough to affect the city's appearance and hinder the view.

Although he is a computer science major, he has never retouched his photos. PS That's what only women do. But looking at myself in the photo at this time, I am really unhappy.

Open the retouching software, uh, it's actually poisoned!

It must be Zhang Zhilei, that kid is using this computer to watch Mao again. Slice it. Every time he scourges his own computer to the point that he can't crawl, he comes to harm himself.

Computers are similar to people. Chinese from snacks gutter oil, hormone melon, pesticide vegetables, and raw meat, naturally have immunity to various toxins. This computer is poisoned a lot, so I am not afraid, and all kinds of functions are still used.

Drag that selfie of yourself to the editing interface.

Well, the key is that this hairstyle is not good, let's trim a refreshing little broken hair, and then grind the skin, which is much more pleasing to the eye.

Hey, it's half past five, it's time to get off work. Go to the bar at night and maybe soak in a chick. If you're single, you can't be wronged that you're not.

I sent the repaired photo to my phone, set it as a screensaver, and turned off the computer.

"Brother Feng, you slipped out so quickly and came back with a haircut?" Xiao Zhao, the security guard at the door, shouted at Liu Yifeng. He just went to the toilet and squatted in it for a little longer.

Liu Yifeng was a little annoyed, this was clearly hurting himself.

Compared with Xiao Zhaoming's damage to himself, he felt that the performance of several female colleagues in the unit was even more disgusting. Liang Meili of the non-public relations department stepped on the ten-centimeter-high heels, and stared at herself almost all the time before she got into her boyfriend's broken BMW, almost hitting the door frame.

Isn't it just dumped, it must be which one peeked at the invitation just now, and the big mouth is known to the whole company. Curse her for having acne all over her face tomorrow, and double layered.

Out of the company, it is still a bus that turns to No. 3, and there is no condition all the way.

Also, this is a big deal for yourself, but it's just a boring conversation for colleagues, and for passers-by, who cares if your parents are dead today or you are fired. However, if you shout on the bus that you have won the 5 million lottery, about more people will pay attention.

"Boss, come to a bowl of knives and cut noodles, and put more coriander." Liu Yifeng did not go home directly, but had dinner at the Lanzhou ramen shop downstairs. Cheap and filling.

"Okay." As soon as the boss heard this voice, he didn't need to look up to know that it was Xiao Liu who lived in the community.

Suddenly I thought that I was going to go to the bar to pick up girls at night, if I ate too much coriander, would I directly scare the girls away? By the way, after eating, I have to go next door to spend 15 yuan for a haircut.

The proprietress of the barber shop next door, Liu Yifeng suspected that she cut people's hair during the day and was in the leather and meat business at night, otherwise every time she went to get a haircut for Mao, she would look seductive. A forty-year-old woman, even if her breasts are big enough, she doesn't want to give it for nothing.

Alas, my girlfriend is gone, and the money I saved has been lost to buy gifts, otherwise I can buy an inflatable doll.

"Boss, don't want coriander, put more beef on me."

"Don't you love cilantro? Coriander is now more expensive than beef. The boss looked up at Liu Yifeng who was sitting in the corner as he spoke: "Xiao Liu, your hairstyle is good today, isn't it next door?" I just said, the young man also depends on dressing up, and as soon as this hairstyle is changed, the whole person is in good spirits. ”

What the? How is it hair again? Liu Yifeng was confused. The owner of this Lanzhou ramen shop is a sincere person, and he will not bury himself for no reason.

Liu Yifeng was puzzled, so he picked up his mobile phone and looked at the screen carefully.

Depend on! Is this me?

"Hey, the noodles just got down, it's fine in five minutes, hey!"

Watching Liu Yifeng run away like a ghost, the owner of the ramen shop, Monk Zhanger, was confused. Fortunately, this is the peak time for dining, and it will not be wasted.

Liu Yifeng almost ran to the fifth floor with a speed of 100 meters, and rushed directly into the bathroom after opening the door.

looked at himself with clean and broken hair in the mirror, and rubbed his face vigorously, not an illusion, really. Also, the feeling of touching the face is much smoother.

Why is I so familiar in the mirror at this moment? This hairstyle, this dermabrasion effect...... Liu Yifeng suddenly thought of the repaired photo, turned on his phone, and sure enough, he was exactly the same as the one in the mirror on the screensaver.

What's going on? Can retouching photos come true? Liu Yifeng shuddered suddenly, fortunately, he didn't owe himself a graffiti or something, the rhythm of disfigurement in minutes.

At this time, he only had one thought left, that is, to go back to the company and find out.

Although it is normal to work overtime at night, Liu Yifeng is a little weak at the moment, and he doesn't dare to turn on the lights. So, in the dark office, the light of the computer screen reflected the people's faces, and they were cautious.

Open that retouching software,Still pop up a poisoning prompt.,Turn it off.,The function can still be used.。

Well, why don't you try to fix a picture of yourself again? Liu Yifeng clicked on a selfie again.

Wait a minute, this weird thing, I wonder if it really disfigured itself? Even if you are not handsome, if you are disfigured, you can only be a single person for a lifetime.

So, he dragged the photo he had edited in the afternoon to the retouching interface again. It's better to be conservative and continue to fix your hair, so I changed the broken hair to a flat head and clicked Save.

One minute, two minutes...... Liu Yifeng held his breath and felt the change above his head, if it was true, how would it happen? Do ghosts shave their heads? Forehead......

couldn't stand this calm, Liu Yifeng simply reached out and touched his hair. Well? Prick the hand! Sure enough, the broken hair became flattened!

Nothing special will happen, nothing will shave your head, but it will go from broken hair to flat hair, and maybe, it will be done the moment you click save.

No, I'm going to have to try again.

However, if you try your own hair again, you can only shave your head. Liu Yifeng was a little unable to get started. But if he repairs his eyes and mouth, he can't do it, and he doesn't look like himself at all, what's the difference between plastic surgery and plastic surgery? Moreover, if one of the hands trembles and is repaired crookedly, and he can't get it back, isn't it fatal?

Searching the photo gallery, I found a set of promotional photos of the company's graphic model Gu Lili taken two days ago. Well, let's try her, who made this woman think she was beautiful, and the shelf was so big, she thought the lunch box was not delicious last time, so she smashed herself in the face. Hmph, just put a mole on her face and call her crazy!

Although the flat head is not handsome, Liu Yifeng is still refreshed after coming out of the company. Regardless of whether Gu Lili will have a mole on her face like the repaired photo, with this software, at least she won't have to spend money on a haircut in the future, right? Moreover, with this grinding face, you don't have to worry about staying up late and having dark circles under your eyes.

At this point, you should also go for a drink in the evening.

"Ray, how is the night? Going for a drink? Liu Yifeng called Zhang Zhilei.

"I'll have a treat." Zhang Zhilei was unceremonious. He just finished smacking with his new girlfriend at this moment, sleeping for a while, and he can come back for a second time at night. But buddy is out of love, and it should be comforted, but he only contributes but doesn't pay.

"You don't know I've just fallen out of love? Get out of here! Liu Yifeng yelled at his mobile phone, he didn't actually want Zhang Zhilei to pay for the wine, but such a direct explanation sounded hot.

As soon as Zhang Zhilei heard Liu Yifeng's temper, he glanced at his girlfriend next to him, and then took the phone away slightly.

So, Liu Yifeng clearly heard a delicate female voice from the phone: "Brother Zhilei, why do people still want ......" forehead, goosebumps all over his body.

"You have a fucking girlfriend?"

"Stop making a fuss and get to sleep! …… Well, Brother Feng, I just got a girlfriend, you just fell out of love, we have a happy event and a funeral, it's not suitable to get together to drink. ”

"Funeral for your sister!"

If it weren't for the thousands of mobile phones bought, Liu Yifeng would really want to smash it. It's just a loss of love, and it has something to do with the funeral. also said that women are like clothes, brothers are like siblings, usually Brother Feng is long and Brother Feng is short, and the computer will be paralyzed at both ends for three days, if he is charged ten yuan every time he reloads, he will be almost as rich as he is, this girl is a prosthetic.

Go to the bar alone, still pick up girls!

is no different from any previous time he went to the bar, Liu Yifeng is still sitting alone at the bar, from beginning to end, no girl took the initiative to talk to him, and the girls he went to talk to all had "boyfriends" without exception.

Looking at those men who look much uglier than himself, they can hug the beauties, Liu Yifeng is a little indignant: "Isn't there just a few stinky money!" ”

Look at the pig-like man, so fat that he can't even see his neck, but he is wrapped in a necklace that is thick with fingers, the hand that grabs the buttocks of a beautiful woman, and the fingers are full of gold rings, and he is a vulgar nouveau riche. That woman, drifting is beautiful, but it's a pity to worship money and be a fat pig. , that's it!

Well, when I was in the office just now, why didn't I think that I could try to put a gold necklace around my neck? Isn't it okay to have some more Grandpa Mao?