Recently I've been thinking about a question that can change a person's life, and the cause of this problem is Allen's perverted behavior, such as being obedient to my weak anger or something. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info this made me think deeply.

If it's a boy, if he's so cute that people can't tell he's actually a boy, what will he do? Will it leave the world and morality behind and choose a dangerous path?

If that's the case, I'm really a best friend, I should give him a hand.

"Before you say anything like that, please remove the foot that is stepping on my head! I'm going to call someone again! Allen's mouth hardened.

I continued to stomp on his head, and in a variety of positions, he couldn't stop stepping on it.

"Ahh No, not there. Alan groaned in pain.

I snorted and laughed, "No way? Ha? Over here? ”

"Ahh Don't! ”

"Boom!" The sound of a heavy object falling on the ground came from the doorway, and the two of us looked over with a confused expression. Uh, it's Barus!

Barouss took a step back a little frightened: "That, I, I, I just want to pass by!" ”

I held my forehead, what the hell is this!

"Misunderstanding, what's the matter?" I explained and shifted the subject simply and clearly, hmph, so that I could perfectly bypass the first image collapse, and it was much easier to explain after that.

Hehe, I'm such a genius.

Then Barus didn't react: "Alas! Are you doing that kind of shameful thing? ”

"Ahem!" I vomited out the blood of two or two old people, and the god reacted.

Needless to say, Alan was already pretending to faint in self-preservation. and leave the mess to me to deal with.

"It's all a misunderstanding! You misunderstood, but what is the matter with you? He was still holding a dagger, although it had fallen to the ground. I asked.

Barus was a little embarrassed and said, "I'm here to assassinate you." I didn't expect you to sleep at night. ”

I sighed and said, "Don't I want to sleep?" It's not that this idiot keeps making a fuss. ”

Barous's look of understanding: "Oh! It turns out that this is the desire to be dissatisfied! ”

I held my forehead, speechless, and said, "Forget it, I can't sleep anyway, so I'll just talk to you." How? ”

Barus said softly, "But I still have something to do." ”

"I'll be with you." I say it categorically.

Barus thought for a moment and said, "Well, I just learned how to deal with mind reading!" ”

"Huh."

Barus picked up the dagger, opened the lampshade, and picked the wick of the kerosene lamp, before putting the lampshade back on and going out with me.

After the two of them went out together, a certain Alan who pretended to be dead sighed faintly: "I have to pick up girls in the middle of the night, be careful of being struck by lightning." ”

If someone hears Allen's words, they will definitely scold angrily: "Soak your sister!" If it weren't for you, would I need to be so happy? Bastard! ”

After going out with Barous, and taking care of everyone's rooms, Barus finally became free.

"You've always been so used to them?" I'm a little curious.

Barus was frightened: "Alas! Why are you following me!? ”

"This god remembers." I was speechless.

Barruth finally remembered: "Oh! That's right! I'm going to talk to you. ”

"What are you going to talk about?" I didn't bother to exchange diplomatic words with her.

Barus thought for a moment and smiled, "Ah! I'm trying to find a way out for myself. ”

"Oh, you think so much of me." I'm a little self-deprecating.

Barus nodded and said, "Mullincia, you're famous." Even that Emiya Kiritsugu thinks highly of you. ”

I'm a little speechless, what kind of conspiracy does that guy have?

"So, I think if you are next to Mullincia, you may be able to get some protection." Barous, tempted like this, leaned closer to me.

Well, I'm a little uncomfortable, if it was me before, maybe I could just think of a way. But since I've lost my temperance, I've become much less resistant to it. In particular, the ability to think has dropped by more than half.

"So, that, can you let me calm down before I speak?" I took two steps back, a little embarrassed.

But Barus was surprised: "Am I so attractive?" Mullinsia you are so scared. ”

I nodded: "Yes, yes, you are so cute, how can I resist it." Let's talk. I'm afraid I can't stand it..."Although it was a little embarrassing, I could only admit defeat.

"Hey, hey, this Mullinsia is so cute." Barous's awakening of some strange hobby, don't shake S...

"However, if you don't do this, you still don't feel at ease." Barus was a little disappointed: "Although I really want to trust Mulincia, I have been insecure since I was a child..."

I could only be speechless: "Why do you feel relieved when you do such a thing?" ”

Barus was a little strange: "Didn't you say that men are animals that think from the lower half of their bodies?" As long as I master the lower body of Mulinthia, won't I be able to control Mullincia's mind? ”

I was speechless, and in some ways I was right.

"Well, then, our caravan has hired you to keep us safe, and it's safer than robbing here." I put it this way.

Barus seemed to be stuck in a dead end: "However, I'm still afraid of Mullincia in case..."

"Well, I'll tell you directly. Actually, we're looking for a strong enough guard. We expect to have some allies, at least one force-type ally. "I don't think she's a bad person, so she just gave it up.

Barus was shocked: "Alas! Could it be that Mullinsia you want to usurp the throne? ”

I knocked her head speechlessly and asked, "What kind of idea did you think of usurping the throne!?" ”

Barus touched the bag on her head, and said with some grievances: "Because, isn't it said that the emperor has no heir, and the external branch energy of the Giang family is insufficient. So the next emperor may be passed on from the Jia family. ”

I sighed and was speechless: "Ah, it's not what you think." I want the war to end. Always at war ... How long has it been peaceful? ”

Barus was shocked: "Alas! I didn't expect Mulinsia that you are still a partner of justice! ”

I almost didn't get caught up in this sentence. I can only cough and change the subject.

"Speaking of which, how did you come out to be mercenaries in this era? Isn't it rare to fight? ”

"Hehe, because we Swiss always want to fight!" Barus said romantically proudly.

I stopped her malicious cuteness with a knife in one hand: "Speak human words." ”

"Because our tribe can't feed that many people. So someone had to come out and live, and then we came out voluntarily. Barus clutched her head in pain.

I was surprised: "Switzerland or a tribal system?!" ”

Barus said with some embarrassment: "Because our Switzerland is only a vassal state, not the official territory of the Empire, so our Switzerland is not under the administration of the Emperor. ”

"Tsk, can't you even copy it?" I said with some disdain.

Barus smiled: "No, it's because we don't have any special products in Switzerland, and the territory is mostly mountainous, so it's not easy to copy those systems." ”

I smiled awkwardly and said, "Ha, haha, that's right." ”

We chatted and lost track of time, and as a result...

Morning.

"Staring ......"

"Staring ......"

"Staring ......"

Several eyes were on me and Barous, who was also in bad spirits.

Deng Jiaer was still domineering, and asked directly: "Mulincia sauce, what did you go to do last night?" ”

I was a little scared: "Huh? I, I just talked to Barus about life, ideals and whatnot, and I lost track of time. Uhhh I don't have the energy yet..."

Bagchan smiled, "I knew that Brother Mulincia would not have done such a thing." ”

"Huh? What kind of thing? Why can't I understand it? "I was a little nervous, I didn't quite understand it, but it was definitely a scary thing.

Tiel came out from behind me and said a little darkly, "He's sweating." I'm lying..."

"Huh? - Diana's smile made me look a little penetrating: "Is that so?" ”

I quickly explained, "Ah, that, that, no." It's because you scared me and made me nervous that I sweated! ”

Deng Jia'er said proudly: "Hmph, there is nothing wrong with doing it, where will you be scared?" Where can you be nervous? ”

Bag-chan looked at me a little sadly: "Did Brother Mulincia actually do something bad?" ”

I'm going to cry: "No, no, no, no, I'm just..."

Tielle's face darkened a little more, and I saw the golden apple in her hand.

"Say! Who's that guy who did the whole afternoon with you?! Tiel grimaced, grabbing me by the collar with one hand and lifting me up.

Then the whole scene was a little uncontrollable, and for a moment, I seemed to see the evil smiles of Deng Jia'er, Bag-chan, Diana, and Ti Elle, all blackened. This is the hell of the devil!!!

To save your life! Just to save my life! I hope God will forgive me!

"No! I haven't done it yet! That, that, it's just my own dream!!!!! ”

Barus, who was watching the play, was shocked: "Woo!! Desire for dissatisfaction?!!! ”

At the same moment, I seemed to see the four of them show a shy look at the same time, which made me only feel, is this the kingdom of God?

Alan and Natsu sat at a table, looked at the commotion on someone's side with a mocking face, and said with a smile: "Hmph, tell you to mess with the harem, tell you to mess with the girls, now the harem is on fire." ”

"Hmph, I'm not envious!" Allen's eyes were full of tears, and he was desperately arrogant: "Bastard, the girls of the whole team have been soaked by you!" Don't even a pseudo-mother want to leave it to me? ”

"Hmph, I'm glad I still have a trick. As long as I have the sixteenth night strategy, hum, the five girls are all mine! Hahaha. Alan laughed, making Natsu next to him sweat coldly, is this friend of his being stimulated crazy?

I finally escaped from the girls, and then decisively chose to ask Barous.

"Well, well, how did you think about what happened last night? Barous. ”

Barus thought for a moment and said, "It's very comfortable!" ”

Whatthefuck, sell teammates ah this is!

"Oh! By the way, that was the night before! You're talking about last night. Well, I think last night's incident was feasible, and I've already asked Natsu to stay and take care of the Shield Fortress. Our Swiss brigade is following you! Barros replied cutely.

Damn, it's obviously not allowed to sell cute, bastard.