Chapter Twenty-Eight: A Live Commentary on Survival in the Wilderness

"Mullincia sauce. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Deng Jiaer coquettishly said to someone who was basking in the sun: "People are so bored. ”

I stared at the sunlight in a daze, then rolled over and continued to bask in the back.

"Checkmate!" Alan shouted excitedly, and then lost the first mate.

In other words, what the hell is it that you are a nobleman and a big mate of others who play chess and bully people?

Forget it, who cares about this idiot?

I reluctantly gave a hache and tried to go to sleep.

"Mullinsia-chan, let's play with others." Talking to herself, Deng Jiaer sat on my back. Well, how to put it. 噫讷, kimoji. It's surprisingly comfortable. It turned out to be so powerful, I blushed a little.

"Mullincia sauce - ang." She swayed, and I just felt the excitement make me flutter.

Sure enough, Deng Jia'er, there is no need for you to envy them at all, I'll give you full marks for this ass!

Ahem, ahem, a little more bluntly.

Well, that's what it feels like, move a little bit more. Yes.

I was intoxicated here, and then a certain Deng Jiaer seemed to notice someone's abnormality, and then lifted his body a little, and then sat down heavily.

Yes!!!!!

This moan was too sexy, and then the whole scene was watched. Then I saw Deng Jia'er sitting on someone's waist on the upper body in a refreshing dress, and someone fainted with a pitiful look of overindulgence.

H Des~!

Bag-chan blushed and half-covered his eyes when he saw it, although there was no difference between covering it and not covering it.

Alan looked a little frightened: "That, Deng Jia'er, you are too open." This..."

Deng Jia'er forced a calm look, and then retorted: "You haven't seen anything!" ”

Alan was dumbfounded: "No, I think I saw it." ”

Deng Jia'er looked at Allen's stupid look, and suddenly exploded, revealing a blackened smile: "Ha, hehe, it seems that Allen-kun needs to be trained." Hehe. ”

"Smack!"

A leather whip appeared in Deng Jiaer's hand, crackling, Deng Jiaer waved the whip, looking like a master of **.

Alan trembled and withdrew the winning chips into his arms, and then decisively added a petrification to himself.

"Crackle, crackle!"

Alan fell.

I reluctantly regained consciousness with the help of Diana, and then it hurt a little.

"Deng Jia'er, what's wrong with you?" I looked at the devastation on this deck, basically all sailors, all Allen, all fell to the ground. And Deng Jia'er's whip still seems to be trying to attack a passing captain. So what kind of person can casually eat blackening as food?

"Hehe, ask me? Mullinsia Jun. She smiled and turned to look at me.

I infiltrated it a little, then decisively drew my sword and faced her.

This is Deng Jia'er in a blackened state, at least you have to be able to beat her before you can fight with Deng Jia'er's real strength.

"Smack."

When the whip sounded, I swung my sword and slashed at the whip shadow.

"Dang!"

The whip flicked off the sword with ease, and then struck me.

Ha, charge with a shield.

I narrowed the distance and avoided the whip with a charge, and slashed at her head with a sword.

"Brush!"

A neat sword, not even a single hair was cut.

Her voice came from behind her: "Ah, does Mullinxia-kun want to fight?" ”

I turned around and slashed at it, hoping to keep up with her.

"Dang!"

Deng Jia'er put away the whip wrapped around his arm and blocked my sword pick. Her free left hand slapped me on the chest, and a tremendous force came and pushed me back several steps.

"Smack."

Two whip shadows followed, and I swung my sword and slashed at them.

"Smack." Both lashes hit me hard.

It hurts, uh, it's just a knife, this whip.

Deng Jia'er just took the whip like that, looked at me, and didn't speak.

I took my sword feebly, and I didn't want to say anything.

Seeing that the atmosphere was very embarrassing, Ba Ge Chan said with some concern: "That, Brother Mulincia? ”

I just sighed and said, "Okay, okay, I'm still too young." ”

Deng Jia'er smiled and agreed: "Yes, but it's already very good, for a second I even thought that someone of my level was fighting me." Hehe. ”

I couldn't believe it, but I still held it back, and then said helplessly: "Okay, now I can't rest even if I want to rest, and I don't know what to do." ”

The captain checked on the crew, who were all slightly injured and fainted, and were honestly about to clean up the mess.

"Mullingia, Captain Edward, I have something to ask you both." Diana said so.

Edward's side is going to cry, what's going on? Take my ship, beat my sailors, and let yourself be the captain to do things for them?

However, Captain Edward and the first mate actually came to listen after a few words.

What's wrong with the world?

“..... Reason......

"Anyway, I'm in dire need of some mercury right now, and I've heard that there is an island nearby where the natives refine it. So I would like to ask Mulinthia and the captain for a favor. Diana clasped her hands together and looked pleased.

Well, it's a foul, how can you sell cute!

The captain thought about it for a moment and actually nodded, alas! Actually nodded?! No way! Captain, you don't have any intentions!

I'll take it, anyway, the outsiders are nodding, I can't still be entangled.

The captain thought for a moment and said, "If you are going to that island, you still have to prepare, the road there is not easy to walk, try to dress lightly and thickly." ”

I nodded earnestly and made a note of it.

Then Deng Jiaer looked at us and asked, "Does the road not easy to walk mean that there are cliffs or something?" ”

The captain was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer the question.

Cliff, that no longer exists, the road is not easy to walk, but there is no road at all! Why do people who feel like they are human beings, but they can't understand each other?

I patted him on the shoulder and comforted, "Boy, she's not human, after all. ”

Deng Jia'er was shy: "Oh, Mulinsia, what are you talking about?" ”

Anyway, we went to the island.

The vegetation on the island is dense and there are no roads left by human activities, so there are no roads at all.

In this regard, there are some areas where the captain and our language are not comprehensible.

"In that case, just climb the tree soon?" Tiel proposed.

When did you come?

Tiel looked at me and replied, "Of course I got down as soon as the boat stopped, and I finally got back to land, so how could I not come down and play!" ”

I was speechless.

Isn't this guy used to the feeling of a boat?

Captain Edward looked at the Ezio Assassin on me with a slightly strange look and asked, "I thought you weren't afraid of this in this suit." I didn't expect that..."

Tiel answered, "I didn't expect this guy to be an assassin. Heh, this guy has the audacity to take a lot of Assassin equipment without any Assassin self-awareness. ”

Did I mess with you? Tielle.

Captain Edward gave me another strange look, as if to mean a fake swordsman dressed in Juggernaut's clothes, and then he couldn't even use his sword. It's weird, okay!

Coach, I'm going to change to an assassin!

Deng Jia'er took out a sword and asked, "Isn't it very simple?" There is no road to open a road, and it will not be long before you go? ”

Captain Edward was a little confused: "No, I think that's a little..."

Deng Jia'er waved her hand: "No, don't BB, I'm going to start opening the road." ”

She raised the sword in her hand, and then the energy fluctuated for a while, and it seemed that a lot of energy was injected into the sword by Deng Jia'er, and the sword also became shiny and hot.

She raised her sword with one hand, looked at the direction of the road, and slashed it with one sword!

"Dragon Slash!"

Out of nowhere, a huge amount of energy burst out in that direction with the sword as the core, and the huge energy wave was coherent into a laser, and the objects that were revived could float steadily in the air without falling, including the existence of boulders and trees.

A few of us were too tired to resist the shock, let alone see where the laser went.

"Boom!"

It seems to have hit something.

Then Deng Jiaer said a little embarrassedly: "Oops, this is a steel plate, yes." ”

"How can even a small tribe like this have a god?"

This sentence almost killed me. Deng Jiaersan, are you at a level where you can fight with gods? Yes!

However, the god on the other side didn't seem to have any kind and orderly character, but came back without saying a word.

Deng Jia'er took out a scabbard and blocked the impact.

Don't be pirated again by some ideal township or something, this piracy should not be too rampant.

"Huh? Mullingia, are you curious about this scabbard? Deng Jia'er smiled and explained, "This is the only gift that Bagh gave me." Haha, Bagd shackles, what, awesome. As long as there are people from the Bagh family, they can order me because of this, but this thing itself represents a garrison scabbard that wears out the sharpness. Therefore, it is immune to instantaneous attacks. ”

I said speechlessly, "So the only way to kill you is to snatch your scabbard first?" ”

Deng Jia'er thought for a moment and said, "You can also knock me unconscious first, cripple me and then kill me." ”

I lifted my forehead: "So you are immortal when you hold the scabbard." ”

Deng Jia'er said excitedly: "That's right! ”

I'm about to cry, I don't know if it's a sentence called a villain dying from talking too much?

Sure enough, a half-red-skinned and half-blue-skinned man flew in front of Deng Jia'er and said, "So that's what happened. ”

Damn, what's going on with this dress? I ran out of the library in my clothes.,Anyway, it's a god.,Why is it so weird?

The naked god's red hand summoned the flames, and the blue hand summoned the frost, and he was about to kill Deng Jia'er.

Deng Jia'er held a sword in one hand and a sheath in the other, and said with a smile: "Hehe, don't underestimate me, you mongrel god." ”

The naked god looked at Deng Jia'er and asked, "How did you know that I was a mongrel god?" ”

Deng Jia'er tilted her head and said, "Your skin is half red and half blue, isn't it a hybrid of the god of fire and the god of water?" ”

The naked god thought for about a second, and then said, "But I'm a hybrid of the spring god and the Zeng god, and your perception is completely wrong in some way, so let me change your mind." ”

Saying this, three pairs of white wings stretched out from the back of the naked god, and the energy of water and fire merged into one in his hands and rushed towards Deng Jia'er.

Deng Jia'er roared angrily: "Don't underestimate me! ”

After the sword rotated, it carried momentum and force, and slashed out the domineering sword qi and slashed towards the impact.

"Boom!"

The explosion was still there, and when the naked god's strength was reduced to the point that it would not kill Deng Jia'er, Deng Jia'er already had the qualifications to compete with the naked god.

So it's completely incomprehensible, it's invincible.

The only way I could think of was to convert quality into quantity, and one impact into countless small impacts, so that it would be an equally strong impact, but bypassing the scabbard's judgment of death.

Deng Jia'er cried: "Mulinxia, you big fool! Why do you want to tell the enemy such a thing!? ”

I'm stupid, what? Enemies can also read minds?

I'm completely stupid, coach, I'm telling you, if I'm still reading minds, I'm not going to play! I'll just find a small town to eat, and I won't come out to play until I die!

The naked god is also undisciplined, and immediately summoned thousands of energy shocks as I said.

Made, the naked god.

I rushed to Deng Jia'er's side with a shield, snatched the scabbard in her hand, and used my skills.

Shield Wall!

Thousands of energy blasts crashed into the scabbard in my hand, and then turned into annihilation.

Ha, eat me, naked god.

I drew my sword and slashed at the naked god.

Revenge!

The sword didn't twitch this time, but it seemed to be so fast that it saw twitching.

After cutting one sword, it seems that he didn't see that it was not one sword, but thousands of swords.

Although I can't even cut the hair of the naked god in my position, although it seems to outsiders that I am just a casual sword.

But!

"Brush!"

The naked god clutched his chest and took a step back, where blood was already oozing from the wound.

"Strange, why, do you have this power?"

A certain captain has already cleverly pulled Ti El and escaped, and Deng Jiaer and I are left here.

The naked god looked at me strangely, then summoned a terrifying-looking impact and slammed it down on me.

I hurriedly raised my scabbard to block it!

The impact dissolved into the scabbard.

Of course, this time it's not the shield wall, but the scabbard itself, which is immune to instantial damage.

Is it true that the equipment of the mythical characters is all artifacts?

Although I don't know why the characters of one or two hundred years ago can be called mythological figures, they are praised by tens of millions of people.

So is this scabbard an artifact blessed by the power of these legends?

I'm a little unsure how long this scabbard will last, but I know it's a good time to run. hurriedly pulled Deng Jiaer and ran away.

Naked gods! If you have the ability, come and chase me!

So this story tells us that when surviving in the wild, don't shoot map cannons everywhere to open the way, so it is easy to hit the wild gods.

(So where will there be someone who uses a map cannon to open the way when they are surviving in the wild?!! )

Deng Jia'er smiled: "People will!" ”

(Oh!!!!! Even the narrator can read minds?!!! )

Don't fire a map cannon in the wild!

(Forced point.) )