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The Moon Palace is as cold as water and lonely as ice. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Chang'e was alone, holding a jade rabbit in her arms, sleeping on a jade couch.

was originally full of loneliness and sorrow, but when Yang Fan's voice echoed in his mind, his pretty face suddenly became happy and he jumped with joy.

Fairy Chang'e: Yifan Daxian, thank you so much, Chang'e is grateful, Momozha (a cute expression)

Yang Fan smiled bitterly, how is this Chang'e different from what she imagined, shouldn't she be a cold goddess, why does she feel a little naughty.

Nine thousand miles in one sail: You're welcome, the fairy's jade rabbit is so big, it's very cute.

As soon as the message was sent, Yang Fan cried.

That's right, when he saw the Jade Rabbit just now, he did have the idea of stewing braised rabbit meat, but think about it, why did he accidentally hit a 'plate' and sent it over, isn't this looking for death.

Sure enough, after Chang'e made an angry expression, she didn't reply to Yang Fan's words, and even went offline directly.

I don't know if I will be blocked, Yang Fan couldn't cry or laugh, feeling that he was really cheap.

I was going to talk to Chang'e about life and ideals tonight, but now I can only look at the moon alone.

I really looked up at the bright moon and looked down at my crotch.

……

The night went by quickly.

The next day, the sun was shining on the buttocks.

Yang Fan turned over, woke up leisurely, sleepy-eyed, rubbed his neck, and felt a little stiff.

Damn, why did you fall asleep on the roof last night.

Yang Fan was very puzzled, and went downstairs back to the bedroom, at this time his roommate was still sleeping, and the snoring sound was like earth-shaking thunder, wave after wave.

Turning over to bed, Yang Fan was about to sleep for a while, but as soon as his eyes were closed, someone suddenly sent a message on his mobile phone.

It can't be Chang'e, right? Yang Fan was so excited that his sleepiness disappeared, and he hurriedly opened his mobile phone to take a look, and found that it was not Chang'e, but King Qin Guang.

King Qin Guang: Ladies and gentlemen, have anyone seen my little black and little white, the little god said that these two guys haven't been back to the underworld for a long time, and they don't know where they have gone, and they can't even contact the fairy net (a tearful expression)

Little black and white?

Yang Fan was slightly stunned, at first glance, he thought that King Qin Guang had lost two puppies, but the next moment he suddenly reacted, this little black and white should be said to be black and white impermanence.

Clairvoyant: Oh, don't cry, tell me what's going on?

Shunfeng Ear: It can't be that I was abducted by a beautiful female ghost (a lustful expression)

This Shunfeng ear does not leave the woman in three sentences, and Yang Fan can be regarded as a five-body surrender that admires him.

Tota Heavenly King: Maybe it's just playful, it's the same as my Nezha, I'll be back in a few days, don't worry, nothing will happen.

King Qin Guang: Who the hell is worried about their life and death, I'm worried about the lonely souls outside, and I don't know why, these days the number of wandering souls and wild ghosts has suddenly increased dramatically, and this king is still pointing to them to collect souls, don't be in a hurry (anxious expression)

Electric Mother: Aren't there still bull heads and horse noodles, let them go?

King Qin Guang: Don't say it, these two goods have become dead horses and dead cows (crying expressions)

……

Several immortals discussed fiercely, Yang Fan withdrew, opened the friend list, and found that the black impermanence avatar was really gray.

Could it be true that something happened as King Qin Guang expected?

Yang Fan frowned and tried to send a message to the past.

Nine Thousand Miles of Sailing: Black Impermanence, where are you, your boss Qin Guangwang called you to go back and collect your soul.

After waiting for a while, seeing that Black Impermanence still didn't return the message online, Yang Fan was bored waiting, so he simply turned on the computer and began to look for any good movies suitable for Chang'e to watch.

After several comparisons, Yang Fan still decided on this one.

Hawthorn Tree Love!

This is a love movie, which sold well at the box office that year, and I believe Chang'e should like to watch it.

After downloading, he directly spent 50 points and chose to upload.

In fact, uploading movies is not unlimited, but there is time to cool down, but it has been a long time since the last time the uploader had children, and this cooldown time has been exceeded, so the love of the hawthorn tree can be uploaded directly.

Due to the short time of the movie, after three minutes, the progress bar has reached 100% and the upload is successful.

After doing this, Yang Fan turned off the computer, and a text message suddenly came in from his mobile phone.

Yang Fan took a look and found that it was sent by Tang Xuan.

"Xiaofan, at six o'clock tonight, Beihai Pavilion, see you or leave."

Hokkai Pavilion?

What kind of place is this Beihai Pavilion, Yang Fan has naturally heard of it, this is the largest five-star hotel in Mengcheng, high-end luxury and grade.

But there is a grade, there is a grade, Yang Fan is not a card, just a few people have a meal, can it be so grand.

Rich people are willful, Yang Fan shook his head, expressing helplessness.

Just thinking like this, another message came back from Douban on the mobile phone, Yang Fan picked it up and took a look, and suddenly his whole body tightened, and his breathing was a little short.

Black Impermanence: Immortals, help!

What is this for? Yang Fan was stunned, why did he suddenly call for help, Yang Fan felt that something was serious, and hurriedly asked.

Nine Thousand Miles: Black Impermanence, Where Are You Now? With whom? What are the dangers?

Black Impermanence: I don't know where I am now, it seems that I have been put into a magic weapon, and in addition, there are two very powerful ghosts chasing us, and Lao Bai and I are not his opponents.

Hearing this, Yang Fan's brows furrowed into Sichuan characters, what kind of joke, what kind of ghost is it, even the ghost nemesis of black and white impermanence is not an opponent.

Nine Thousand Miles: Don't worry, find a place to hide first, I want to find a way.

Black Impermanence: Ah......

Hearing this ecstatic cry, Yang Fan had a bad premonition in his heart, and his hands were sweating, but nothing should happen.

Yang Fan hurriedly came to the discussion group.

In the discussion group, several great gods are bragging vigorously about cowhides, telling some undisciplined jokes, and giggling.

The picture was a little spicy, Yang Fan held his breath and said directly.

Nine Thousand Miles: Everyone, something has happened to black and white impermanence, please go and help quickly.

Lei Gong: Yo, something happened to Xiao Hei (picking his nose)

Clairvoyant: Yifan Daxian, don't be kidding, how could Xiao Hei have an accident, he is shrewd (a laughing emoji)

Electric Mother: Daxian, the family you uploaded has children who look good, is there any, I still want to see it (an aggrieved expression)

King Qin Guang: Who is this great immortal? Where is my little black now? You help me tell him that if he doesn't return to the underworld within a day, let him go.

……

Damn, these song immortals, why are they so indecent, Yang Fan feels that he is about to be blown up.