Chapter 8 The weather is very good today
I didn't expect to meet the monster sage Yakumo Purple on the way to school, the sprinkle family is worth it in this life, Ye Feng hummed a little song and paced to the school gate, and the pedestrians on the road saw a superb Lori with different expressions, some people used professional cameras, professional postures, professional attitudes, and took photos that were not in the flow, and those people all knelt on the ground and became gray portraits. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Some people silently took out a lollipop from their pockets, trying to make this lollipop show as much as possible, but Ye Feng is no one, a dignified manly husband, who will not see through this little trick, Ye Feng arrogantly took out a limited edition super strong and delicious strong mint flavor lollipop from his pocket and put it in his mouth, which you can't look down on for a dollar.
In short, after experiencing a small twist and turn on the road, Ye Feng still arrived at the school gate safely and without loss, "With my intuition now, it tells me that something big will happen today." ”
Leisurely walked into the classroom, found that everyone sat upright in their positions, Ye Feng just entered the door, a group of people looked at Ye Feng.
Ye Feng's originally leisurely expression was stared at by everyone, and she began to get nervous, afraid that she had done something wrong. "Why is everyone staring at me all of a sudden, is there something on my face?" It's really that everyone's gaze is too sharp, and Ye Feng can't help but speak first.
Or did the squad leader interrupt the silence with a smile first, "What do you think?" Night Maple is not very suitable to be a mascot. ”
"It's so suitable! If Ye Feng is a mascot, I look forward to it when I think about it. "It's you pervert, remember you, stay away when we meet in the future.
"Which do you think is better, a maid outfit or a bunny girl? The maid's outfit sets off the pure white and flawless of Ye Feng's classmates, and the words of the rabbit girl reflect its enchantment, no matter how you think about it, I think it's good. "Zhu Gaosheng, why did you come here, break off friendship, and don't believe in friendship anymore.
Sitting in his position weakly, Ye Feng found that Chu Yixiao, who was at the same table, was not in the classroom, could it be that there was something at home to ask for leave to go home.
"Then it's time for the official class, and before that, the teacher has a big news to say, for some reason, our school has officially merged with the Academy of Abilities." The head teacher looked at the message on his phone and said.
"For some reason? Could it be the dimensional tunnel that Sister Zi said in the morning? Sure enough, is it really starting to be chaotic here......" Ye Feng remembered the conversation he had when he met Yakumo Purple in the morning.
"I'm no longer your homeroom teacher from now on, so let's come in and get to know the students." The head teacher, who had not been named so far, shouted out the door.
"My name is Saitama, everyone can call me Saitama sensei, I guess people who have seen me as a manga should know me, right? I don't know how to teach you how to improve your grades, but I can do my best to make your high school life a nice and fun one. Saitama straightened her wig and said with a casual expression.
"Is there a manga with a teacher as the main character, why do I think it's this impression, but I don't know about it? Big brother, you know what? Passerby B asked Passerby A in confusion.
Passerby A thought for a while and smiled apologetically, "I don't know either, but I subconsciously told me that Saitama Sensei was there, and I was very relieved." ”
"Everyone seems to have forgotten the One Punch Man comic, why do I remember it so clearly?" Ben was surprised to see a manga character again, and Ye Feng noticed something strange here.
Mr. Saitama watched his classmates discuss with each other, and his eyes fell on a tree outside the window, and he looked at it for a long time before casually retracting his gaze.
"Since you don't know, it doesn't matter, so let's open the book and turn to page nine." Saitama decided to let the students know that he was definitely not bald.
"Teacher, there is a mistake on this page, the ninth line says that if a person is bald, it is a sign of the strong in the world, and it also says that you can become a super strong person by doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10 kilometers of running every day, but how can it be so simple to become a strong person! Teacher, take a look, is this book nonsense? Zhu Gaosheng stood up angrily after reading the book and said.
"Is that so? I'll take a look, um~~ What's going on with this book? How can you teach students to train indiscriminately! Students, don't read this book! After reading it, Saitama also angrily tore off the book and said angrily.
Is this really good?! Ye Feng couldn't suppress the desire to complain, but in the eyes of others, Ye Feng at this time was just cute and confused.
And in the place where Mr. Saitama was watched before, Yakumo Purple was sitting on a branch with those slender legs, smiling at Saitama's class, smiling and smiling, and happily taking out the notebook that often appeared at the comic book fifteen years ago.
"You did it, and only you can do it, the realm of clarity and ambiguity." A round head, a short and chubby body, and a peculiar pocket on the belly, the earless cat said helplessly.
"Let's just do something beneficial to everyone, this place has become the anchor of each of our worlds because of her, and we can only use our ability to blur the understanding of ordinary people here about us, have you forgotten what happened three years ago?" The corners of Yakumo's mouth curled slightly, and she naughtily knocked Doraemon on the head with a folding fan.
"What happened three years ago?,That's really fresh in my memory.,But do you think that little Lori will be him?" As soon as the robot cat thought of that, his heart trembled, and he glanced at Ye Feng who was sleeping with his eyes open.
"Eight or nine is not far from ten, he is not the real him now, but the current status quo will not allow him to remain mediocre, let's not believe that old man is not in a hurry."
"Since he's here, even if it's not the real him, those people shouldn't be too presumptuous, so the monster sage, I have retired in advance." Pulling out any door, Doraemon disappears into the door.
"Why is the man who fought with us at night hiding now, not only does that old man want you to come back, but we also want you to come back, so as to end the original war." Licking her scarlet lips, Yakumo Purple excitedly looked at the night maple Lori in the class who was chirping with her fingers in her mouth.
"Purple, now she is mine, don't mess around."
The corners of Yakumo's purple mouth twitched, and three black lines crossed his head, "Yuxiang, you lolicon, you won't be eyeing him, right, if he really wakes up and sees his black history, do you think he won't do that kind of thing?" ”
"At least now he's worth my adventure, and Zi, you say I'm Lolicon, believe it or not, I'll shoot you with one shot."
"Cut, who's afraid of whom, today it's time to win or lose for who he really belongs to." Yakumo Zi waved it with one hand, and rushed into the gap with a parasol to prepare for the three hundred rounds of the battle.