Chapter 11: A Dog Looks Like a Dog
Liu Yifeng, who has never tried to eat directly with his mouth, feels that this is indeed a bit difficult. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info bites the meat, how do you send it in? With claws? You can lift one foot, and your body will be unstable on your feet. Finally, Lian Gongjiala swallowed the whole piece of braised pork, and his hungry stomach eased slightly.
Seeing such a cute pet's cute behavior, Jin Lin almost had a painful stomach, so he rewarded a few pieces of braised pork.
Liu Yifeng never imagined that he would be reduced to selling cuteness in exchange for a few pieces of braised pork. This rogue software is really ruthless enough. I thought that my blind cat would meet a dead mouse and easily take a virgin, but I didn't expect that the blessings and misfortunes would be misfortune, and in a blink of an eye, I fell into the way of animals, and the key was to install a human soul. How long will this punishment last?
However, this painful feeling was soon overwhelmed by a sense of well-being.
After breakfast, several of Jin Lin's girlfriends came to visit.
"Wow, your dog is so cute, lend me a hug."
"I'm going to hug it too."
As a result, Liu Yifeng, who had become a dog, was hugged by several women. The last woman didn't let go of her hands, not only kissed and kissed, but also held his head tightly on her chest, her eyes full of spoiling.
But in Liu Yifeng's eyes, it is full of fragrance, and it is really like a similar gathering, just like a flat-chested girl can't have a boba girlfriend, these two are actually above the standard C, and the thick frankincense fills the nasal cavity, so close that it can be reached by the claws. The key point is that when you are a person, you have to touch your sister's breasts, and you must be slapped, but being a dog is different, it doesn't matter if you have tofu to eat, people are still full of joy.
"By the way, Jin Lin, what's your dog's name?"
"Hmm......" Jin Lin was speechless for a while. She had just bought this dog, and when she thought of that guy when she named it, she thought it was funny and gave the dog the same name, but it was a bit difficult to tell her best friend about it at this time.
"It won't be such a earthy name as Wangcai."
"It's called...... It's called Liu Yifeng. ”
"Liu Yifeng? Then you can just call it Liu Yifei. ”
"Poof......" Jin Lin couldn't help laughing, isn't Liu Yifeng's sister called Liu Yifei.
The head is still buried in the giant. Liu Yifeng, who enjoyed all the things in the breasts, couldn't help it when he heard this conversation, should! I'm embarrassed to ask you to name the dog my name this time.
"This dog is male, huh? How do you get a male dog? It will rub against the wall everywhere when it is in heat in the future, but it is disgusting. You also have to find a female dog to match it, otherwise it will find one on the street at random, and it will be up to you how it ends. As the girl spoke, she removed Liu Yifeng's head from the giant. The breast was pulled out and pushed out in disgust.
"Male? I'll take a look, chicken. Where do the chickens grow?" The other girl was a little excited.
When Liu Yifeng heard this, he was instantly confused, should he have to test himself in public, and was tested by several women. The situation of chickens, this picture is too cruel.
"Where else can it grow, don't they all grow in that place?" Jin Lin was a little speechless.
"No, I just want to ask, I haven't seen what the dog looks like."
"Are you ashamed, it's still a puppy, and it's not developed yet."
"What an undeveloped puppy, I think he's a colored dog. Didn't you see that it was buried in Ani's ditch just now and refused to come out? ”
"Uh......" This is not false at all, whether it is Jin Lin or Liu Yifeng, they are speechless.
"Alright, alright, let's go shopping."
Just as the three girls were about to go out, the doorbell rang.
"Why are you here?" Jin Lin opened the door and saw that it was Ying Shaojun of Haihua Real Estate, that is, her fiancé.
"Why can't I come, you're going to marry me soon, I'll get familiar with the road." Ying Shaojun drank some wine, a little drunk.
"I have friends here, and we're going out shopping together." Jin Lin didn't like this so-called fiancé in the first place, but seeing him drunk at this time, he must have bad intentions, and he was even more reluctant to let him in.
"Friends? You, and you, you two can go. Ying Shaojun pointed to the other two girls in the room and said.
The boat of friendship will not capsize at this moment, but when will it be!
Both of them knew that the son of Haihua Real Estate was a gentleman young master, and he was not easy to mess with, and he had a marriage with Jin Lin, and sooner or later he was a family, and it was a family affair at this time. So in any case, it is also inappropriate for the two to act as light bulbs here. So, they glanced at each other, and together they suddenly remembered that something was wrong, and they ran away without a trace.
Liu Yifeng, who was originally carried in his hand by the girl named Ani, was also thrown into the corner of the wall, and he was hit with gold stars.
"Now it's just the two of us." Ying Shaojun approached step by step and closed the door with his hand.
Who said that it is only the two of you, although I have become a dog, at least I am an existence. Liu Yifeng, who had recovered from his recovery, was indignant.
"You...... What do you want to do? Jin Lin was forced to the edge of the sofa and suddenly panicked.
"What do you want to do? you! Ying Shaojun suddenly laughed, looking lewd. Pool.
"You! We're not married, you can't do anything to me. Jin Lin was forced to sit on the sofa and pretend to be calm.
"It seems that the information I got is not wrong, you are still in the same place, right? It's okay, I'm very good at pity, and it won't hurt you. Anyway, we're going to get married sooner or later, and I just want one today, so I'll have a cave house today. As he spoke, he began to untie his belt, apparently a little impatient
The scene in front of him made Liu Yifeng stunned. What's going on? Marital rape? This is too monkey anxious, just on the sofa, and take off his pants directly.
"Don't, help......" Seeing Ying Shao Jun pounce up, Jin Lin shouted loudly.
But instead of stopping the man, the shouting made him even more insane.
With a stabbing sound, Jin Lin's skirt was torn, and her bottoms were directly exposed.
Why is it a bloody plot of robbing people's daughters? Can you change it? Liu Yifeng has figured out what is going on at this time. The business marriage of the rich second generation, Lang has no intention of having a concubine. No wonder Jin Lin was going to the bar to get drunk that night, so drunk that she almost picked up her body, she really didn't want this marriage.
But at this time, do you want heroes to save beauty or heroes to save beauty?
"Stop!" Liu Yifeng roared and pounced, biting Ying Shaojun's trouser leg.
"Where did the dog come from, it's really a dog who meddles with a mouse." Ying Shaojun said indignantly, and at the same time kicked his legs hard, trying to shake off the dog lying on his trouser legs.
Liu Yifeng wanted to say at this time: "This big brother, I'm still a dog, you have depreciated yourself as a mouse, this kind of thing that hurts people by 700 and loses 1,000 is not the best, and you really can't do it." ”
However, ridicule is ridicule, even if it is a dog pretending to tease the soul of a human being, it is not an opponent of an adult in any case, so after a while, Liu Yifeng was overturned two or three meters away.
What does this state look like? It's like when you were three years old and walking along the road with a lollipop and eating it, and suddenly a teenage kid rushed out, snatched your candy, and kicked you twice. What can a little kid do at this time? Crying and shouting for adults, or resisting on their own.
Liu Yifeng often encountered this kind of thing because he was thin when he was a child, and he was stubborn and would not cry and shout for adults. But even a kid who is much older than him sometimes loses to him, because he has two winning weapons. At this moment, he is ready to make the stunt that has been in the dust for many years come back again.
Looking at Ying Shaojun, who had already turned into a beast in front of him, Liu Yifeng roared, struggled, and ran to his neck. Although the nails on the claws have been trimmed and are not lethal, the teeth are still there. When you are a person, you can bite if you can't beat it, let alone be a dog? This bite will definitely make this guy cry out in pain.
Thinking like this, Liu Yifeng opened his mouth wide and bit down hard. Why is it squishy? Depend on! What a small dog this must be, and he hasn't even grown his teeth yet. At this time, I gnawed and gnawed, just tickling others.
Yes, the trick of biting people is not easy to use, and it can only be magnified.
So, Liu Yifeng tightened his body, a shivering, hot urine was poured directly into Ying Shaojun's collar, and his back instantly became wet.
This trick really worked, Ying Shaojun, who was still full of desire in his eyes, turned around, his eyes were already red, and he was obviously very angry.
"You fucking mad dog, you actually pee on me, you don't want to live, do you?" Ying Shaojun picked up Liu Yifeng, and let go of Jin Lin, who was being pressed.
It's a big deal, a dog's life is worthless, and he is still a good man after eighteen years. Liu Yifeng closed his eyes, looking like he was at home.
"Do you want to die? What a good dog who is faithful to the Lord. Unfortunately, I won't let you die so easily. The corner of Ying Shaojun's mouth suddenly raised a weird smile, and he carried Liu Yifeng, who had turned into a dog, directly into the kitchen.
Looking at Ying Shaojun with a weird smile, Liu Yifeng suddenly had a feeling more terrible than death, and his whole body began to tremble uncontrollably.
"No, don't castrate me, I won't be a eunuch." Liu Yifeng sensed that something was wrong and shouted. It's a pity that to people, it is still a barking dog.
You rogue software, let me change back!
It's okay for a dog to do it for a while, but sooner or later it will change back. But if you are castrated when you are a dog, will you become a eunuch when you become a human again? It's so terrible, it's better to die directly! No wonder Ying Shaojun's smile was so weird, it turned out that he had this idea. Men think so, even if it is a real male dog, he must not want to be castrated. From now on, when you see beautiful women, you can no longer flirt, and there is no point in living.
I saw that the knife in his hand fell, and his lower body was cold, and Liu Yifeng fainted.