042 Let's get on together, I'm in a hurry
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"Alright, I'll tell you one thing today. What is wrong with the educational philosophy of Melan Middle School? Luo Yunfeng interrupted the rhetoric of the leader of Mo Lan: "You can go down and call the person who practiced the national arts." ”
Leader Mo Lan didn't move, he smiled and said, "Zhang Yao told me that Teacher Luo has also learned national arts. If he is not mistaken, Mr. Luo should learn Xingyi Boxing. ”
"What's the matter?" Luo Yunfeng shook his head again and again: "He is definitely blind." I only know fruit trees, not national arts. ”
Zhang Yao slowly came to the team leader's side, and he took the microphone in the team leader's hand: "There is no need to deny it, I can see it." In the basketball game just now, you used the four body styles of Xingyi Fist: tiger, bear, eagle, and snake. I wonder who your mentor is? ”
Those were instinctive reactions after learning Transfiguration, and I actually didn't learn Xingyi Fist. Of course, Luo Yunfeng could only say these words in his heart.
"You want to know who my teacher is?" Luo Yunfeng had a smile on his face, and he immediately hugged his fists and said, "My mentor's surname is Ai, and his name is Luen." I don't know if Brother Zhang has ever heard of it? ”
"Elune?" Zhang Yao thought about it carefully: "I know the master of Xingyi Fist, and I have never heard of this person. ”
Before he finished his words, the students next to him were already laughing: "Oh my God, who will call an ambulance for me?" I'm going to die laughing. ”
"In the face of such boring old antiques, Mo Lan's students are really sad."
"It's just that, I don't go to that kind of school if I pay for it."
"Who's Elune?" Wang Qinian also lowered his voice and asked the students on the side.
"The goddess of the moon in fantasy novels, there are many kinds of legends about her." The student couldn't help but smile and explained: "Teacher Luo is obviously playing with him, Zhang Yao is stupid enough to ask." ”
Zhang Yao is sincerely asking questions. After all, Xingyiquan's circle of friends is so big, he is afraid that he will accidentally beat up the old man. When the time comes, it's hard to explain to my father.
Unexpectedly, Luo Yunfeng not only did not give face, but also let him show his appearance in public. Even if Zhang Yao's heart is calm, his face is purple at the moment: "Among the teachers of Tian Yin No. 1 Middle School, there is no one who is better than Brother Luo. In this second competition, I'm afraid I have to send Brother Luo to play. ”
"Zhang Yao, the fourteenth generation descendant of the Eight Desolation Fist of Guoshu, asked Brother Luo for advice."
"The gymnasium is too small for me to use." Luo Yunfeng proposed: "Why don't we go to the football field to compete?" ”
Zhang Yao took a deep breath: "We are only better than the national arts, not faster than anyone else." ”
"Brother Zhang's words are wrong. My teacher told me that the national art competition is like playing Dota 2. Ninety percent of the time is spent running, and only one percent of the time is spent in team battles. Be good at moving and have the courage to fight in a team. to be like the wings to the end and win the jackpot of nine million dollars. "Luo Yunfeng is still pulling around.
"You're scared." Zhang Yao couldn't bear the anger and said sarcastically: "It's okay if you don't want to compare, as long as Tian Yin No. 1 Middle School admits that you lose the remaining two games." We can not fight. ”
Luo Yunfeng shook his head: "I was more curious about one thing than before. Even if I admit defeat, Tian Yin will only lose one game. Why do you say you've lost two games in a row? What is the last one? I don't know where you know how sure we're going to lose? ”
"The last one is cooking." President Wang has already revealed the answer in the audience. He took the microphone and walked over to a chubby middle-aged man in the Mo Lan team: "Chef Xue is okay." ”
The fat man's face was stunned: "You know me." ”
"Fifteen years ago, I followed Xiao Dong to visit the old chief's house. I had dinner at the chief's house, and the dishes of that night are still fresh in my memory. Wang Qinian stared at each other's eyes: "The old chief called you, the chef, out to meet with Xiao Dong, and I was standing on the side at that time." ”
"Now that you've recognized Chef Xue, I won't hide it." Team leader Mo Lan lost no time in saying, "You guessed it, our last competition is cooking. Molan aims to create excellent students with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor, so it invited a national special first-class chef to serve as the head coach of the labor class. The final battle was played by Xue Baoxiang, a special first-class chef, on behalf of Mo Lan. ”
"I never knew people could be so shameless." The surrounding students expressed their disdain: "Bah, what a bird school, it's shameless." ”
"I'll go to the door and put up a sign, Mo Lan and the dog are not allowed to enter."
The team leader didn't seem to hear everyone's scolding, and he couldn't even see the slightest fluctuation on his face: "The chef's stove is just outside the door, if you want to compare your cooking skills first." I'm going to have people push the stove in. ”
"Oh yes, I've got a stove for your contestants. However, you need to choose the condiments for the dishes used in the competition. Mo Lan has limited funds, so he is not responsible for providing it. Anyway, this is your home field, and it's not easy to find some materials? ”
"You have a thick-skinned skin that is rare in the world. He keeps saying that he is fair, but he acts obscene and despicable. You know that today is a weekend and students are on vacation. School cafeterias are not stocked at all. Even if you want to find ingredients, you won't be able to find them for a while. Principal Wang didn't even feel angry now: "If the law doesn't care, I will beat you to death here sooner or later." ”
Luo Yunfeng took over the conversation: "Don't rub shoulders with them, Lord Principal. I decided to put the last two occasions together. I, Luo Yunfeng. Tian Yin No. 1 Middle School's high school biology teacher is now challenging both of them at the same time. You guys go up together, I'm in a hurry. ”
All the teachers and students in the audience were boiling: "What is Teacher Luo going to do?" One against two, one game to finish? ”
A clear-eyed person immediately saw through Luo Yunfeng's intentions: "It's too domineering, even if you can't win in the end, Teacher Luo is out of the limelight." ”
Luo Yunfeng's battle book made Zhang Yao stunned: "Challenge two people at the same time? How are you going to compare? ”
"From Wu to the kitchen, dare to compare? I'm bored with your wheel wars. It is said that it is necessary for students to develop holistically, but it turns out that teachers themselves cannot achieve all-round development. After playing basketball, it is a batch, and it is another batch than Guoshu, and the cooking skills will be replaced after a while. What I can't even do on my own, I'm embarrassed to let my students do it. Luo Yunfeng shouted at the stands: "Students, do you think this kind of special education is worthy of the name?" ”
"Fake!" "Liar!" All kinds of sarcasm are endless.
Luo Yunfeng waved his hand to silence his classmates, and he turned to Zhang Yao: "How is it?" Dare to take on the challenge? “
"Don't fall for him." Team leader Mo Lan reminded Zhang Yao in a low voice: "Luo Yunfeng must not be happy if he dares to make this suggestion." ”
Luo Yunfeng looked at Zhang Yao, whose face was uncertain in front of him, and he smiled and said, "Don't you dare?" Can't afford to lose, right? If you can't afford to lose, don't play! As long as you admit defeat, will we still embarrass you? ”
From the beginning of Luo Yunfeng's play, he has controlled the initiative on the field through various ways.
Zhang Yao was passive everywhere, and he decided to wait and see what happened: "Is it from Wu to the kitchen?" How are you going to compare? ”
"Where's the stove you brought? Why don't you hurry up and set up the stove? Luo Yunfeng turned back to Wang Qinian and instructed, "The principal will find a few classmates to go to the cafeteria." Look at what's in the freezer, and take everything you can use first. ”