The Adventurers' Guild is an organization with a strange aesthetic, as evidenced by their postmodernist architectural style. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

So I'm a little skeptical about whether I should trust a dubious organization like the Adventurers' Union.

Because, don't you think that many times, this kind of organization that seems impossible to be a villain will become a villain for inexplicable reasons?

"Gone, what are you doing there?" Alan asked, standing at the door.

I replied earnestly: "I suspect that this adventurer's union is an evil organization. ”

Alan was stunned, and then said speechlessly: "Are you making a mistake with your brain again?" ”

I wondered: "Strange, you can actually doubt my IQ?" It's incredible. ”

Alan was ridiculed by my sentence and asked frantically, "So why am I set to be stupid!" I'm the captain, okay. ”

I waved my hand and comforted: "It's nothing, aren't most of the male protagonists in the drama stupid?" So only stupid people can open a harem! ”

"Really?" Alan became excited.

"Of course it's true, people like Diana and Tiel probably like you too. All you have to do is show your heart, and they may be your first harem. I explained.

Alan gasped in excitement, then jumped and rushed into the union.

"Diana, Tiel, and Bag-chan, you're all my wings!"

"Wow! Disgusting dead hentai, go die! ”

"Boom!"

A strange unidentified creature flew out and smashed in front of me. And then it didn't move.

I crouched down apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, but I lied to you." ”

The unknown creature vomited blood and said, "Say it earlier." ”

I touched my head in embarrassment and said, "Allah, because Alan you are so easy to deceive, I can't help but not tell you." ”

"Hold back!" The unknown creature went berserk, "Is it interesting to deceive a simple little boy like me?" ”

I was stunned, then buried my head and confessed.

"I'm sorry, that's interesting."

Allen petrified.

Died of an unknown organism at the age of 0.0003.

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Outside the union, Alan and I were sitting on the stairs together, and I was in a daze, but Alan was twisting his ass in boredom.

"Do you have hemorrhoids on your buttocks?" I asked.

Alan said angrily: "It's really rude, I'll accompany you outside in a daze, and you're still finding fault." ”

I apologized: "I'm sorry, so you were with me?" I thought you were looking at whether you could get hemorrhoids on your butt. ”

Alan complained: "Why do I have to study the hemorrhoids on my buttocks!" ”

I was shocked: "It turns out that there are really hemorrhoids!" ”

"Not really! So what the hell are you thinking? Alan was speechless.

What was I thinking, it's really a philosophical question.

I thought about it for a moment and said, "I'm wondering if the sky and the universe are one. ”

Alan looked at me with the look of a fool.

I resisted, "What a rude look." ”

Alan sighed, and didn't bother to compare with me.

"Why don't you want to go in?"

Why I don't want to go in, it's very simple, because I hate the Adventurers' Guild, but why I hate it, I don't know very well, it's like instinct.

"It's nothing, it's just that I don't like it, and it's enough to have you in anyway." I say.

Alan looked at me and realized that I was not perfunctory, and said helplessly, "Maybe we should go to the Adventurers' Guild." ”

Adventurers' Association, I'm going to go, Adventurers still have multiple organizations, is this still an anti-monopoly market?

Alan looked at the sky and said melancholy, "Or the Adventurer's Royal Society, the Adventurer's Center, the Adventurer's Service Guild." ”

Enough, I know, it's all the market's fault.

"Mullingia, Alan, why don't you come in?" Diana appeared at the gate.

Tiel also came out and said directly: "Forget it, it's okay if they don't come, I just found a mission from the evil sect." ”

Scary? How can it be called an evil sect? Could it be... yoooooooo?

Bag-chan trotted between the two of us big men and begged aggrievedly: "Big brother, let's not do that task, okay." ”

Scary? Is it really yooooooo?

I asked, "What kind of mission is it?" ”

Tiel was succinct: "B-class, investigate the supernatural events in the haunted house. The quest reward is 500 gold and a penalty cap. ”

Alan was surprised: "This reward is a little rich." ”

However, if it's just an ordinary B-level mission, at most 500 gold coins will be enough to send it.

But this quest actually sends a magic item.,It's estimated that even an adventurer can see that this is a pit.。

"Hmph, what's wrong with Fengsheng, even if it really has a ghost, we adventurers can't be afraid." Tiel said enthusiastically: "Because, the duty of an adventurer is to take risks!" ”

Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, he prefers to go to the tiger mountains. Sister, you're really a big husband.

Diana also nodded and said, "Indeed, if no one does it, then the problem of haunted houses will always plague the people here." ”

God, the blood flows, the Holy Mother flows, our team has gathered the two god attributes now, our team is a pill!

"Ahaha! Since Tiel and Diana both said so, of course I agreed. Alan said with a smirk.

It's my fault, it's the three attributes, and there's a stupid stream here.

Something is pulling me? When I looked down, it was Bag-chan.

"Brother Mulinsia, let's not do this task, okay?" Little Bager-chan's eyes sparkled with moisture, and he pleaded aggrievedly.

Uh, I'm a straight man, don't break me.

"Well, I don't agree." I smiled and touched Bag-chan's head.

"Aha." Hearing my opinion, Bag-chan immediately showed a happy expression and became happy.

I touched Little Bag-chan's head, and although the leather gloves made me feel the touch of Bag-chan's hair, I simply touched it a few more times when I saw that Bag-chan was very comfortable.

It turns out that touching the head really exists.

"Hey!" At some point, Tiel approached me and asked, "Why don't you agree?" ”

"Disagree is disagree, what's why." I replied lazily.

She sneered, as if she understood something, and then asked, "You guy, shouldn't you be afraid, afraid of ghosts." ”

Cut, under the set? It's not good to answer that you are afraid or not afraid.

Why do you want to be an assassin when you are so powerful? Oh, it seems like it was meant from birth.

Well... But, you really still underestimate me, underestimate otaku.

"Ah, I'm scared." I shamelessly admit it.

Tiel was shocked by my answer, and then her face turned red with anger, and she said angrily, "You guy..."

"Tiel!" Diana stopped her and explained, "There's no need to be angry with Mulincia because we're three-to-two, and we've already won." ”

Only then did Tiel react. There's really no need to be angry with this nasty fellow.

Tielle's momentum dissipated at this moment, and it was my turn.

"No, it's not three to two, it's two to two!" I loudly interrupted their reverie and explained, "Because, the captain doesn't have a vote at all!" ”

"Hey! You guy! Why don't I have the right to vote? Allen became angry and said madly: "Do you want to fight?" ”

"I forgot about it all of a sudden, huh." Ti El said unconvincedly.

Alan realized that he had been betrayed, and suddenly felt that the meaning of his existence had been lost, and suddenly fell to his knees, and muttered, "Does even Ti El think that I have no right to vote?" ”

Really? Because of the captain's words like Allen, no one should worry about handing over the voting rights to him, after all, it's hentai.

As if hearing my heart, Alan suddenly entered the confused stage of petrified life as if he had been hit twice.

"Hey!" Tiel pointed his sharp edge at me again, and said seriously: "You guy, you are so timid, what kind of defense do you have!" ”

Did you go straight to the personal attack stage?

It's really a child.

"Don't bother, I know what to be afraid of and what not to be afraid of." I simply fought back.

"Uh, you guy, you obviously said you were going to do the mission, and now you don't dare to go, what's it!" Tiel was completely angry and asked loudly.

I touched Little Bag-chan's head and replied with a smile, "Because, I'm scared." Flinched. ”

For a moment, the whole occasion fell silent.

No one made a sound, and no one made any moves.

I'm scared, not of any ghosts, but of adventure...

After all, I'm just an otaku, and now I'm going to be asked to fight, do tasks or something, it's really, embarrassing. Oh yes, I'm going to cry. What a shame, hehe.

"Brother Mulincia." Little Bagchan tugged at my armor and asked, "Brother Mulincia, shall we go on a mission?" ”

I stared at him blankly, and suddenly I felt a little ridiculous.

Little Bag-chan can overcome the fear of ghosts in order to encourage me, but what about me?

Scold.

I always felt that the tears were about to be a little unbearable, and I had no choice but to bury my head in embarrassment, I looked at Xiao Ba Ger-chan, reached out and touched his head, soft, as soft as a pillow.

"Go ahead, ghosts or something, don't be afraid, Brother Mulincia will help you get rid of it." I smiled at him.

He looked at me, then laughed too, nodded earnestly, and said, "It's agreed." ”

"It's agreed." I confirmed.

So, in an instant, the atmosphere finally eased up, and Alan immediately laughed and died: "Hahaha, it turns out that you are just a novice in Mulinsya, let your best friend of wisdom and courage guide you!" ”

I asked curiously, "Huh? Is he coming? I thought he wasn't here. ”

Alan suddenly choked as if he had eaten something bad, and then protested loudly: "That person is me, it's me!" ”

"Huh?" I was fine: "It turns out that Eren, are you my stupid and cowardly slave?" ”

"That's right! It's Uncle Ben! Alan exclaimed, "Haha, do you finally understand the huge gap between us?" ”

I nodded and said, "Well, in terms of IQ, the gap is quite large. ”

Tiel coldly interrupted Allen's vulgar and stupid leak, and said, "Let's go to the haunted house first, lest someone make a mistake or something later." ”

Ha, are you hated? I guess that's right.

Diana kindly persuaded, "Tiel-chan... It's not good to talk like that. ”

"Okay, everyone knows in their hearts, Diana, you don't have to speak for him." Tiel said these two words and walked first.

Diana embarrassedly passed a 'sorry didn't help you'd give me a look.' He followed Tiel.

I just replied to her, 'It's okay, thank you.'" ’

"Tsk," Alan sighed, and then said to me, "How strong life is, no problem." ”

I smiled and said, "Small." ”

Being hated by girls or something is just a routine thing for me, and it's just a minor problem for me.

And then we followed.

Located in the southeast of the residential area, the haunted house is a two-story three-dimensional villa with a garden.

I guess there's a basement or something. As far as the environment is concerned, the eerie dead trees and the silent atmosphere can already give full marks.

Sniff, sniff, sniff.

Little Bag-chan was sniffing something with her little nose open.

"Bag-chan, what do you smell?" I asked curiously.

Bag-chan said seriously: "There is a taste, the smell of magic. ”

Diana was fine: "Huh? Does magic smell too? I never knew that! ”

"The teacher said it was my special ability to smell magic. ”

"Whew, that's amazing." Diana exclaimed.

"If it's magic, it means that someone is really doing something here." With a slight movement, Tiel stretched out his Hidden Blade from the sleeves of both hands: "Then, just kill the prisoner." ”

I replied, "In theory, it is, but in practice..."

"Well, let's watch my performance." Tiel confidently interrupted me, and then stepped into the courtyard, only to stop at the gate of the courtyard.

Her eyes widened as if she had seen something terrible.

What is it?

Worried, I stepped forward, knocked her out of her stupor, and headed straight into the courtyard.

What is it? I saw a human centipede crawling towards me spitting disgusting liquid.

There is also a white-clothed figure in the shadow, as if she is looking for something, her hair covers her face completely, is it Sadako?

Even BGM ran out. It's really...

Don't let me run out of the memories of the past and scare me!

I simply stepped back and exited the yard, and when I looked again, there was only an ordinary courtyard, and the scary things that had never appeared before seemed to have never appeared.

Tiel squatted to the side, looking scared enough, and wondered if it had touched her memories or something.

Being scared like this is also related to a miserable childhood.

"No, you can't go in directly, there will be illusions to intimidate you." I explained the situation to you.

It's not going to be easy right now. Is the first mission about to fail from the beginning?