As the saying goes, there must be my teacher in a threesome, and the second gang is willing to learn more from some good ideas and methods that others have come up with. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

It turns out that there is a big drum singer in Guanyintang Village, called Huang Dejin, who is self-taught.

It is said that Huang Dejin is best at only two books, one is "Liu Xiu Walks Nanyang at the Age of Seven", and the other is "Hu Yang Dou".

"Liu Xiu Walked Nanyang at the Age of Seven" is said that when Liu Xiu was seven years old, when Wang Mang usurped the throne, Liu Xiu's family was brutally brutalized, and fled to Nanyang alone to join his uncle.

And "Hu Yang Dou" is about the two loyal martyrs of the Great Song Dynasty, the Hu family and the Yang family, because they disobeyed each other, which caused a lot of misunderstandings, and fought hard, and finally both were defeated, so that the traitor got the benefits, and finally the two heroes finally understood, and they got together from the point of view, and contributed wholeheartedly to the protection of the Great Song Dynasty.

It can be said that the educational significance of these two commentaries is indeed very good, coupled with Huang Dejin's colorful rap and some exaggerated descriptions, which are very popular with the villagers.

No, once it was approaching the end of the year, so Huang Dejin brought his belongings, a big drum, a tripod, and two steel plates like Xiaoyue'er, and prepared to go to a small village in the north to earn a little New Year's fee by his own skills.

After the rap of the two books in one breath, the villagers were reluctant to let him go, and everyone was warm and entertained with good tea, good food, good tobacco and good wine, this Huang Dejin didn't want to go, but his housekeeping skills and even the bottom of his family clothes were shaken out, and if he didn't go, he had to make a trick. The content of the story is that in the Tang Dynasty, there was a Donggong Niangniang surnamed Shangguan, and there was a Xigong Niangniang surnamed Wu, because this Wu Niangniang was born charming and deeply favored by the emperor, this Shangguan Niangniang tried every means to squeeze out and suppress, and unanimously made Wu Niangniang a monk and a nun.

But this Wu Niangniang is also extraordinary, making a comeback, persecuting Shangguan Niangniang, including the prince, in desperation, Shangguan Niangniang had to disguise herself and hide incognito in the countryside, and the prince and his younger brother had no way out, and it happened to be rescued by the Monkey King, so they avoided the catastrophe.

In order to help the crown prince regain the throne, Sun Wukong not only taught them two brothers excellent housekeeping skills, but also borrowed all kinds of magic weapons for them everywhere, such as what drills into the sky, and the boots into the ground are particularly funny, of course, this is Huang Dejin's exclusive invention and self-fabrication, which is impossible to verify.

Of course, what is even more funny is that the prototype of the red light ancestor in the story is actually the oldest old man in the Li family of Guanyin Hall, and there is a big fairy with long eyebrows, which is actually the tall and blind man in Guanyin Hall, of course, there are many heroes, at least their names and figures are described according to the prototype of someone in Guanyin Hall.

As the saying goes, there is no impermeable wall, when Huang Dejin was complacent about his ingenuity and exclusive invention, there was also a little bachelor in Guanyintang Village who also wanted to take advantage of the New Year's Pass to go to the north to get some New Year's expenses, and at night he lived in the village where Huang Dejin sang books, and secretly listened to it for more than a dozen nights, and then he couldn't help but feel funny, so he hurriedly ran back to Guanyin Hall and talked everywhere.

So when Huang Dejin hurried home for the New Year, someone just entered Zhuangzi and asked: "Old Jinzi, when will you tell us a story about the Red Light Ancestor and the Changmei Daxian?" ”

Huang Dejin was still wondering, and suddenly someone said to him: "Old Jinzi, I heard that the second cannon is the black donkey spirit in the sky, and it is specially here to engage in Wu Zetian, when will you tell us about it."

Huang Dejin now understands that the exclusive news that was originally thought to be impenetrable has long become everyone's laughing stock and an open secret in Guanyin Hall, so since then, no one has heard Huang Dejin's drumming sound again.

In response to that sentence, if you want people not to know, unless you don't do it, but the second gang doesn't think so, as long as you keep your mouth shut, absolutely no one will know, and you are not doing anything bad, since friends and adults love to listen, then why not? And his prestige and popularity among those friends have also been raised unconsciously.

Of course, what made the second gang famous all of a sudden was not because he could tell stories, but because he was so young that he was able to get the math teacher home to work as a farmer all of a sudden.

The details of the matter are like this, that is, the second gang has been in the second grade of primary school, there is such a problem in the mathematics textbook, half times the bracket is equal to one-third multiplied by the bracket until it is equal to one-ninth times the bracket, requiring the appropriate integer to be filled in the bracket, of course, at that time, the rural areas had just begun to popularize education, and the children at that time may also be because of the lack of nutrition, such a simple question, there are many people who can't answer it.

Finally two children answered, Zhao Huahong, who taught mathematics, was very happy, so he praised a few more words, that day the second gang also sat in the classroom, but sat in the last row, of course, accompanied by the four and three gangs, or also to show their cleverness, but also to get one or two praises from the teacher, the second gang raised his hand: "Report, this question, their answer is wrong, or their answer is not comprehensive enough, in fact, there are countless answers to this question,"

At that time, Mr. Zhao may have been a little confused by the second monk, and the classmates were even more misty, staring at the second gang with a pair of small eyes, waiting for the end, that Mr. Zhao had a little red face, and said with a stutter: "That, that, then how do you say this answer should be filled." ”

"I don't know how to fill it in, maybe there is a problem with this question." The two gangs said.

The classmates laughed like a fried pot, and after a long time, he didn't know the answer, but said that there was a problem with the question, isn't it a very funny thing, Teacher Zhao also laughed: "Since you don't know the answer, it's good to listen to the teacher tell you, one-half multiplied by two equals one, and one-third multiplied by three is also equal to one, so just now two children filled in the parentheses respectively 23456789 is correct,." ”

"Then teacher, if I fill in the brackets four six eight twelve fourteen sixteen eighteen is not correct?" The second gang stood up again and continued to speak.

"Of course it's not correct, don't have such a simple answer, why bother with it?"

"What the teacher said is not right, what the teacher said is not right".

Now the second gang quit doing it, and began to make noise, and the teacher seemed to have lost patience, shouting and scolding to let the second gang out, then Teacher Zhao came over to drag the second gang, this is terrible, the second gang is lying on the ground, the third gang to bite Teacher Zhao's hand, the fourth gang is standing behind and crying, the whole classroom is a mess of porridge.

At that time, the father of the Second Gang had been promoted from a squad leader to the deputy secretary of the brigade, and was mainly in charge of family planning and school education.

Of course, people did not bully people with power, they all walked the socialist road of democracy and justice, first of all, they found many children, and specifically understood the details of what happened to the whole thing, and then went to the principal to ask who was right and who was wrong. (To be continued.) )