Chapter 77: There will really be nosebleeds
"Can't you drink less?" Yao Yao complained while helping Zheng Dang out of the car. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Life must be happy, don't make ......" Zheng Dangzheng fainted after drinking, and muttered back.
"Mo your sister! Sister, I was vomited by you, and I want to drag you upstairs! Yao Yao frowned and said angrily.
Tonight's meal was elated, especially Xiaobai's happy jumping up and down and singing loudly. This Zheng Dang was blocked for a month because of the official account, and now he is excited about the first shot after the ban is lifted, and he drinks too much without paying attention.
"Eh, you're dead! Go and go, hurry up and wash it first, a smell of wine! Yao Yao easily pulled Zheng Dang, who was dancing with teeth and claws, back, and pushed him to the bathroom as soon as he entered the door.
"Boom!" Yao Yao closed the bathroom door and leaned back on the sofa panting.
Zheng Dang was originally dizzy, but he was much more sober when he was flushed by the hot water in this bathroom.
After soaking in hot water for a while, I washed myself clean, and the smell of wine on my body was gone. Just as he was about to wipe it clean and walk out of the bathroom, Zheng Dang suddenly found that he didn't bring a change of clothes to go in.
"Hey, I didn't take my clothes, help me get a pair of panties, it's in the middle of the closet!" Zheng Dang tapped the bathroom door and asked for help.
"Who's going to get you panties? Are you really your maid in the middle of it? Yao Yao was lying on the sofa and watching an idol drama with potato chips in her arms.
"If you don't take it, I'll come out like this!" Zheng Dang played a scoundrel.
"Can't you wear the dirty one and come out and get a new one? If you dare to come out, I'll chop it for you! Yao Yao looked energetic and didn't look back.
"Boom!" The bathroom door pushed Zheng Dang open a small crack, as if he really wanted to walk out so naked.
"Hey, can you get a face!" Yao Yao's eyebrows suddenly rose in anger, Zheng Dang, who was not stingy, really played a hooligan.
"Do you want to take it?" Zheng Dang showed half of his face and brushed the scoundrel with three points of wine.
Yao Yao really chopped Zheng Dang's heart at the moment, there was no way, so she pulled a bath towel from the room and stuffed it into Zheng Dang through the crack in the door. Xuan sat back on the couch and watched TV.
"Eh, why does this bath towel smell like it? Did you wear perfume? Zheng Dang wrapped himself in a bath towel and pushed open the bathroom door and walked out.
"It's good that your bath towel doesn't stink, and it smells good...... No, this is my bath towel! Yao Yao said the first half of the sentence when she was facing the poisonous tongue of the TV and didn't look back, and when she turned her head and glanced at it, she suddenly found that she seemed to have just taken the wrong one, and it was her own bath towel for Zheng Dang......
"Oh, it's yours? Wait a minute, I'll take it off and give it back to you! Zheng Dang sat down in front of the sofa with a nonchalant expression, and grabbed Yao Yao's potato chips and ate them by the way.
"You're going to take it off for me now, it's dirty!" Yao Yao snatched the bag of potato chips back and put it in the corner of the coffee table.
"Just wait a minute, what's the hurry? Alas, this film is pretty good! Zheng Dang glanced at the TV twice and thought it seemed to be good.
"Count me unlucky, I'll go and get yours and replace it for you, okay!" Yao Yao couldn't do anything about this scoundrel for a while, so she went to the room to get Zheng Dang's bath towel.
"Give! Go and change it for me! Yao Yao stood on the side of the sofa and handed over Zheng Dang's bath towel.
Zheng Dangzheng watched the rise, and got up from the sofa to pick up the bath towel without looking back. Unexpectedly, the corner of the bath towel was stepped on by Zheng Dang, and with such a body, all the bath towels surrounding it were torn off, and the bottom was completely exposed......
"Ahh I'm going to die! Rogue! Yao Yao was caught off guard and looked at it, the big thing was hanging there like this......
Yao Yao was embarrassed and angry, so she casually picked up the feather duster on the table and turned around to draw it at Zheng Dang.
Zheng Dang also shouted wronged, this time it was really not intentional, it was completely accidental!
Zheng Dang grabbed the bath towel with one hand and wrapped it around his vital point, and shrank to the corner of the sofa in front of his face with the other hand.
Yao Yao is a hot girl on weekdays, and there are many people who pursue her when she is young, but none of them dare to be presumptuous in front of her. Although Zheng Dang's accident was an accident today, Yao Yao was embarrassed, and he never stopped holding the feather duster, and Zheng Dang wailed incessantly.
"Sister, I really didn't mean to, are you still playing really? My hands are swollen! Zheng Dang was pained by Yao Yao's pumping, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Who knows if you did it on purpose! You're a pervert! Yao Yao was angry at this time, and seeing that Zheng Dang was hiding inside, it was not easy to fight, so he simply knelt on the sofa and pumped Zheng Dang.
Zheng Dang saw that this girl was really coming, and hurriedly went to grab the feather duster in Yao Yao's hand. On this sofa, one by one is grabbing and dragging, and it is making a lot of trouble.
Finally, it was Zheng Dang's strength that was great, and he finally snatched the feather duster in Yao Yao's hand with great force.
But after Yao Yao was robbed, her body suddenly lost her balance, and she fell into Zheng Dang's arms......
Zheng was still struggling for a moment, and now he immediately felt that Wen Xiang Nephrite was hugging. Yao Yao's soft body was lying on top of her, and the two round spheres rubbed against her chest with her breathing.
What's even more unbearable is that the bath towel fell down again, and Zheng Dang became red again, it happened that Yao Yao was wearing a small short skirt today, and her slender thighs were sticking to Zheng Dang's lower body......
Both of them were stunned for a moment, although they had worked together for a long time. I also slept in the same room in Dongsha, and now I share a house, but I have never been so close.
Zheng Dang already had three points of wine, but now that he was touched by the warm fragrance of this nephrite jade body, his desire suddenly rose, and the dishonest thing reacted......
"Smack!" Yao Yao finally got out of the state of confusion, slapped Zheng Dang's face hard, and then rushed back to his bedroom with a red face, closing the door with a loud bang.
Zheng Dang was completely at a loss at this time, it was all an accident...... From dropping the bath towel to reacting, this is all an accident! Zheng Dang rubbed his face aggrievedly, Yao Yao, this girl was really angry just now, this slap was really strong, and her face was hot and painful.
Zheng Dangzheng was rubbing his face, and suddenly found that there was a courier package on the table, which he brought home after receiving it yesterday and had not unpacked it.
The sender's message also happened to be wet in the rain, and the name could not be seen. Zheng Dang is also curious, he has not shopped online recently, where did he get the express delivery.
Zheng Dang's eyes lit up when he opened the package after three times and five divided by two. This is actually a photo album, and on the cover is a beautiful woman with a bandeau and hot pants, which is An Qing's!
"Ouch, is this girl going on a different route now? I've started taking photo albums, but I'm glad I remember to send me a copy. Zheng Dang was excited, talking to himself while flipping through the photo album.
An Qing's photo is not exposed, but this beautiful woman with a thin waist and long legs looks like a blood rush in cool clothes!
What's more, Zheng Dang also knew An Qing, and he couldn't help but have a lot of reverie, and after only turning a few pages, the reaction came again.
Zheng Dangzheng looked at it and suddenly felt that his nose was hot, and he really had a nosebleed when he touched it! Zheng Dang used to think that watching a beautiful woman have a nosebleed was purely an exaggerated rhetoric for writing a novel, maybe he held it for too long and got angry......
"That, I seem to have overreacted a little just now, and it doesn't hurt...... " At this moment, Yao Yao suddenly opened the door and apologized a little shyly, still holding a bottle of safflower oil in her hand.
When Zheng Dang heard the voice, he naturally turned his face to look at Yao Yao.
Yao Yao saw that Zheng Dangzheng had a nosebleed. is holding a sexy photo book in his hand, and his lower body is still wrapped in his bath towel, but he can't hide the bulge there......
Yao Yao suddenly changed color, and Liu Mei raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "Hooligans! After speaking, he didn't forget to smash the safflower oil in his hand towards Zheng Dang's face.
"Boom!" Yao Yao went into the room again and slammed the door shut, leaving Zheng Dang, who was covering his face, on the sofa and wailing......