Chapter 31: Hao Banxian

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Hao Ren is wearing a wide green robe, with a black blind glasses on his face, and a long bamboo pole and crutch in his left hand.

Behind him, Shen Xiaoxue reluctantly followed, and the two big words "disgust" seemed to be written on her face.

She thought that Hao Ren would disguise herself as a person of insight, but she didn't expect that this guy would pretend to be a charlatan warlock without knowing which tendon had a problem.

What is a charlatan?

In modern society, it is synonymous with liars, and even mothers with rural concepts despise it.

Shen Xiaoxue couldn't help it, and said dissatisfiedly: "Brother, you are too embarrassed." ā€

Hao Ren smiled: "What's the shame? ā€

"Your clothes. It's not serious! ā€

"This is what you don't understand, there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, people have misfortunes and blessings, my brother has no ability, but this ability to see people's acquaintances and seek refuge is a must. It's perfect for wearing this outfit! ā€

Shen Xiaoxue: "Hehe......"

She grew up with Hao Ren since she was a child, the latter has a few pounds and a few taels, what kind of calculations she makes, she still doesn't know, she just wants to learn the plot on TV and fool people.

Anyway, when I was a child, this brother who didn't look like an elder brother often used this kind of trick to fool people.

Hao Ren glanced at the girl and said, "You don't believe it? ā€

Shen Xiaoxue rolled her eyes and said, "Only by believing in you can you have a ghost!" ā€

"Hey, I'm grumpy. Girl, today this great immortal is going to let you see what it means to be clothed and jade. Did you see the young man on the other side? ā€

Hao Ren pointed to a handsome man opposite.

Shen Xiaoxue looked at it and nodded, "See?" What happened to him? ā€

Hao Ren said: "This person has a proud mouth, his face is red, and there seem to be tears in his eyes. ā€

Shen Xiaoxue pursed her lips and said, "Hehe...... Peach blossom luck? He is now accompanied by a big beauty, and he is coquettish to her, I guess only a fool can't see it. ā€

Hao Ren gave the girl a roll of his eyes and said, "What's the hurry, I haven't finished my words yet." Although this person has peach blossom luck, his forehead is shiny and seems to have dark spots, suggesting that his family life must not be harmonious! Wait, there's the Bloodlight Plague. As for the beauty, it's pretty much the same. ā€

Hao Ren is full of confidence.

Actually, what he said was nonsense.

The handsome man's heart had been praying just now...... His relationship with the beautiful woman should not be discovered by the tigress in the house.

If the family is harmonious, how can this person raise a mistress outside?

As for the Bloodlight Calamity, it's even more interesting.

Because there was a fat woman lurking in the crowd five hundred meters away, her mind had been cursing her husband and junior son for not dying well.

It's a curse, but it's also a kind of prayer. Hao Ren can see it naturally with his fiery eyes.

Not only that, but the fat woman also prayed for the person she called to come quickly, so that she could teach the adultererous couple a profound lesson.

Based on the above things, Hao Ren immediately judged that the handsome man was going to be unlucky.

But Shen Xiaoxue didn't have Hao Ren's ability, and after listening to his narration, she smiled coquettishly: "Bragging, Miss Ben is waiting for your prediction to see when it will work!" ā€

Hao Ren smiled, looking unfathomable.

Not long after, the person called by the fat woman came, and it was a relative of her own family.

"Big brother, second brother, fourth brother, fifth brother...... It was this little third child who seduced my husband and beat me to death, and he also beat me up severely! told him to dare to raise the third child outside with his mother behind his back. ā€

The fat woman rushed up with a group of people, surrounded the handsome man and the beautiful woman, and without saying a word, beckoned to the two with her fists, and after a while, the two of them collapsed on the ground, and their nosebleeds flowed.

Seeing this, Hao Ren laughed and said, "Girl, how is it?" Now it's time for you to take it. ā€

"......" Shen Xiaoxue was speechless, how did he see it? If this is a coincidence, this is too much of a coincidence.

But for her to admit defeat, it was not enough.

"Not this time, maybe you have some special information, and I don't know."

When Hao Ren heard this, he smiled incomprehensibly, found a suitable candidate in the crowd, and pointed to another bald man. Said: "This person's face is red and white, and his qi is weak and floating, which is a symptom of family mourning." If you don't believe me, just ask. I just don't know if you dare? ā€

"Hmph, what's not to dare." Shen Xiaoxue snorted coldly and ran over to talk to the man.

I don't know what she said, but in less than ten seconds, the man was furious, roared at Shen Xiaoxue, and raised his hand, wanting to give the girl a big slap.

Shen Xiaoxue easily dodged, returned to Hao Ren's side, and said, "His wife has cancer, and the doctor said that he will not live for more than a year." This time you're right, but this girl is still not convinced. ā€

Hao Ren smiled: "Do you still want to try?" It's the same as many times you try! ā€

"Yes. If you can still judge right this time, Miss Ben will take it. ā€

"It's a deal!"

Hao Ren raised his head, looked around, and began to look for a target again.

Seeing this, Shen Xiaoxue rolled her eyes and said, "I will decide the candidate this time, it's her!" ā€

As she spoke, she pointed to a woman.

This woman has ordinary clothes, a normal complexion, and a normal demeanor...... Everything is very ordinary, and it is difficult to tell her origin, background, hobbies, etc. from her appearance.

The reason why she was chosen was because Shen Xiaoxue thought that Hao Ren's trick to seeing her fate was...... The past of these people can be inferred from the details of the other party's appearance, expressions, clothing, etc.

As long as you find an ordinary person, you can break Hao Ren's tricks.

Hao Ren turned his head to look over.

This woman didn't have any wishes at this time, but her emotions were mixed with bitterness, just like when she fell out of love, and she had just been dumped.

"Are you really her? Do you want to change it, I'm afraid that I will be right, and you will not be convinced" Hao Ren asked.

"That's her!" Shen Xiaoxue nodded heavily, she thought Hao Ren had confessed.

Hao Ren cleared his throat and said with a smile: "This woman is very ordinary, and there will be no major life events in the near future." However, I can tell from her face that she has just fallen out of love. You can also ask about this. ā€

Shen Xiaoxue went, and soon came back, hatefully: "Brother, say!" How do you see that? Don't tell me that you can tell fortunes, what kind of person are you, how can I, Shen Xiaoxue, not know? . ā€

"Haha, if you believe it, if you don't believe it, you don't have it, and if you don't say anything else, don't say it!"

Hao Ren waved his hand, on the surface he still looked like a magic stick, but in his heart he was proud, he was in a good mood when he could see the girl eating deflated.

"Girl, you know how powerful my brother is. In the future, you will also call me brother, and you will call me the iron-clad god Hao Banxian. Let's go, I'll take you to fortune telling, go through it a few times, maybe you'll like it too. ā€

When Shen Xiaoxue heard this, she pursed her lips and looked unhappy.

And Hao Ren seems to be excited about "fortune telling", and he is telling Shen Xiaoxue about the "fate" of passers-by along the way.

"Look at him, his eyes are dark, there is a faint bad luck on the top of his head, and he is going to break the signs of wealth at a glance, if he doesn't find someone to help him break his life, then the wealth of his lower body ...... It's hard, it's hard. Hey, it's a pity for this feng shui treasure. ā€

Coming to the ruins of the mall, passing by a bald middle-aged man, Hao Ren began to "tell fortunes" again.

And this time he said something more metaphorical.

At the mention of the shopping mall, Shen Xiaoxue was stunned, and immediately understood that Hao Ren seemed to be going to do something special.

So she cooperated: "Brother, this place is indeed a rare good land, why don't we buy it at a low price when it can't be sold?" ā€

Seeing this, Hao Ren smiled slightly, admired the girl's wit very much, and said, "Forget it." I, Hao Banxian Jinkou Yu, and I still want to take away the opportunity of others. When the fate of the person is exhausted, let's come again. ā€

Shen Xiaoxue narrowed her eyes and said with a smile: "Brother, when will the opportunity for someone run out?" ā€

Hao Ren looked up to the sky and laughed: "It's coming, it's coming!" There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, but there is no chance to meet on the other side. Origin, fate, but if I come, if I go! ā€

After speaking, Hao Ren turned around and left.

But the middle-aged man was full of consternation, lowered his head and pondered, and when he was about to lose sight of Hao Ren's back, he suddenly hurried to catch up and shouted, "This gentleman, please stay!" ā€

Hearing this, the corners of Hao Ren's mouth drew an arc, and the bait finally appeared.

Shen Xiaoxue stopped, jumped up, and laughed: "Bald, why do you call my brother?" ā€

She suddenly realized that fortune telling is actually quite fun, no, a stupid fish will be baited by accident.