"Hey, Alan, bring that with you. The pen and fun www.biquge.info is the ointment that the merchant said last time can cure itching. I commanded a little uncomfortably, to be honest, Alan has rarely been against me lately, but it doesn't feel as good as it used to be. Ahem, don't get me wrong, I'm not shaking M, I'm just saying that I'm a little skeptical, well, this guy shouldn't be really fascinated by Sixteen Nights. It's just a fool though...

"Oh! Mulinthia, your ** is still itchy! Isn't it still good? "Allen didn't dodge at all when he spoke, and I couldn't help but want to punch him.

Whew, forget it, adults don't remember villains.

"It's good to say the scientific name, and you just say that my boobs are not good. Why do you have to use that vulgar term? Aren't you a nobleman? "I sighed a little.

Alan smiled and said, "Ah, why? Well, it seems to be because it's a bit more erotic. Ha ha. ”

I was speechless, casually scolded a pervert and went out first. Well, everyone needs to take a break, and the long journey has caused everyone's spirit to be a little tired, so it's normal to take a while to recover your energy.

As for what Ellen and I are going to do.

Well, it's very simple, have you ever been to a bathhouse?

"Huhuhu, I don't know that taking a bath is also a thing that can cost a lot of money!" Alan sighed with emotion.

I lifted my forehead, and then took this idiot to a more luxurious bathhouse, well, a high-end bathhouse?

"Oh, it turns out that the bathing place can be so gorgeous! It's like an emperor, alas! "Alan was a little surprised by the decoration of this high-end bathhouse, and I was a little embarrassed to go directly to buy services from Kanban Niang.

"Do you need a regular bath ticket, a premium bath ticket, or a luxury bath ticket?" Kanban Niang chose not to quote the price very much. Hmph, do you think I will choose a noble bath ticket because of face and then be cheated?

I smiled and asked, "Can I ask about the price of the different types of bath tickets?" ”

The Kanban Niang smiled and said in a very coquettish and heart-pounding voice: "Yes, sir, the noble bath ticket is twenty-five gold coins per person, and the luxury bath ticket is one hundred gold coins per person." ”

I always feel like this Kanban girl seems to have missed something and didn't say it.

Whew, no matter how you look at it, it's the price of a pit person. If you look at the price of the original world, one gold coin is almost a share of one hundred yuan, so the noble bath ticket is two thousand and fifty people. The luxury bath ticket is 10,000 yuan per person. I always feel a little unhappy.

Kanban Niang's beautiful face has also become hateful to me.

Let's be honest, who will choose a luxury bath ticket! It's just a bath ticket that you can watch and play!

I took a deep breath and asked, "So, can you tell me a little bit about the difference between the two?" ”

Kanban Niang seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and then said, "If you have a noble bath ticket, you can enjoy a king-level bath service in a single luxurious bath room." As for the luxury bath ticket, you will enjoy the same luxurious bathhouse as the emperor, which is testified by the emperor's maid butler! ”

I was shocked: "Uh, uh, I didn't expect that in such a small Croatian town, I might have a chance to enjoy the treatment of the emperor?" ”

Kanban Niang said proudly: "Our Qidi bath is a super-large bathhouse that has opened all over Europa!" And there are only 10 of the best bathhouses like ours in the whole world! ”

I was really shocked, completely unimaginable.

"So if the guest chooses the luxury bath ticket, for the sake of the guest's discernment, there may be a chance to encounter a mysterious surprise." Kanban Niang looked at me with gentle eyes, which made me feel unnatural.

"Mulinthia, sure enough, sure enough, it's amazing! I'm going to the big bath! There are so many big European pies out there! Alan was a little excited, and he spun on the spot.

I watched a little speechlessly as Alan mingled with a somewhat familiar man, and then suddenly it occurred to me that this man wasn't the same merchant I had met on the Jackdaw?

Then he turned to look at Kanban Niang, who was a little reluctant with her blue double ponytail, as if she was trying to maintain her self-confidence. Whew, is there any pit in it?

Hum.

"Two regular bath tickets." I put it this way.

Then Kanban Niang involuntarily, the two double ponytails drooped down: "Yes, guest, two ordinary bath tickets, Sheng Hui two gold coins." ”

Oh! It turns out that ordinary bath tickets are so cheap!

I took the two bath tickets, threw them to Alan, and said, "You and your friends can go on a wave." ”

Alan looked at me strangely: "What about you?" ”

I leaned against the counter and smiled, "I suddenly had a new idea." Hum. ”

Alan dialed his Liuhai and said confidently: "Hmph, then it depends on which of us can successfully hook up with the girl." But you have to know that the girls who are honest with each other in the bathhouse are much easier to attack! ”

I smiled and said, "You can be confident now." ”

Alan confidently didn't look back, and went straight to the bathhouse, and the somewhat chubby businessman.

Looking back, Kanban Niang looked at me with some curiosity: "Do you have any other needs from the guests?" ”

I snorted and said, "Get me a luxury bath ticket!" ”

Kanban Niang was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Yes! Guest, 100 gold coins are spent! ”

I smiled involuntarily, then pulled out my money bag and took out a hundred gold coins. Well, to put it simply, it's a format that empties all the money bags. But I finally got the gold coins together, and it wasn't too embarrassing.

After getting the ticket for the luxury bathhouse, I walked to the luxury bathhouse under the guidance of Kanban Niang.

Hmph, the emperor's bathhouse, let me enjoy it! Ha ha!

"Well, it always feels like something is wrong." I said this to myself.

Sitting in the bathtub, I felt a little bit of the malice of the world. The water temperature is fine, the shower gel is also very good, and the bathtub is quite comfortable. Well, but, there's something wrong.

I tried to figure it out, but I couldn't find an answer.

Maybe the small bathtub was restricting my thoughts, but I finally thought about it when I finished the shower and put on a bath towel to find clothes to wear.

Didn't I buy an emperor-level bathhouse ticket?!

Emperor-level is a bathtub?! Isn't this a cheat?! I'm furious in my heart and I flop a thousand tables!

A hundred gold coins to change the bathtub for bathing?

I sighed and reluctantly prepared to change my clothes.

"Don't you think it's worth it?"

"But this is the real bathhouse configuration of Beyujie II!"

"It's just that it's still not worth it, guest."

"So Sally came to compensate the guests for something... Guests should be grateful to accept compensation! ”

"Because, this compensation is Sally's own initiative."

Oh!!!!!! It's Kanban Niang!!!

........

Alan came out of the ordinary bathhouse with some frustration, feeling defeated.

"Why do those beautiful sisters treat me as a little brother!! I'm pretty manly!! Natsu, don't you say?! ”

The merchant smiled helplessly: "Maybe it's because Allen's manhood is more hidden." Hehe. ”

"Cut, even you can hook up with a girl, why I..." Alan bent forward in frustration.

Some of the merchants didn't know how to answer.

Alan could only sigh and say, "Okay, okay, count my own problems." ”

"Well, let's do it for today. It's time for me to go back with Mullingia. Let's separate here. ”

Merchant Natsu smiled handsomely: "Haha, then let's see you in Lafamia!" ”

Alan waved his hand, and when he saw Natsu going out, he turned around and asked Kanban Niang, "That, what about my companion before?" ”

Kanban Niang smiled: "He should still be in the luxurious bathhouse!" ”

Alan was a little puzzled, could it be that Mullinsia had a brain attack? I actually went to a luxurious bathhouse, and I soaked it until now. Hehe. I didn't see him attack Kanban Niang.

With this in mind, Alan walked to the door of the luxurious bathhouse and pushed it open.

I saw a man like a dried corpse like a mummy with the outer bandage removed, falling to the ground, and reaching out to Alan with a rustling sound in his throat like a cry for help.

The style of painting like postmodern art can describe the tragedy of this man.

Then there was the earth-shattering screams.

"Death!!! Mullinsia turned dry!!!! ”

......

In a daze, I was picked up by Alan and slowly walked outside. I really don't have any strength left, if I have anything to say, there is only one point, ha, it turns out that squeezing dry is really not a lie!

Amen.

Hmm-, no wonder those people say that the teenager is in the right place, can you understand the kind of child who has no strength anymore, but his own child just keeps greeting and standing up again?

Can you understand the kind of dizziness that is completely unrealistic, in a coma?

Can you understand the kind of hard struggle from a three-second man's hard workout to half an hour?

Can you understand the infinite gun system from noon to evening?

Can you understand the misery of running out of ammunition and food, and having to rely on your own spirit to get supplies?

Even so...

Sure enough, still, good, comfortable, ah.

Well, God forgive me for my sins. I've become a shameless villain! How am I going to deal with the female members of the team if I continue like this?

Sure enough, let's die. Don't worry about dying.

When I passed by Kanban Niang, I heard a sentence: "Guest, come back next time!" ”

Allen's face suddenly turned black, my face suddenly turned white, and Kanban Niang's face suddenly turned red.

I could only say in silence: "Next time, let's talk about it." ”

Then, amid the complicated expressions of the three of us, Alan helped me out of the shop of sin.

I have a feeling that this plot is a little similar to the one I've seen before?

Anyway, it's really a shame!