Song Xiaobei is twenty-eight years old, medium in stature, with a good face, because of the poverty of his family since he was a child, he vowed to study hard since he was a child, and make money to support his hard-working brother after learning something, and now he is engaged in scientific research in a big city, and his income is good. Is it healthy? Do you have a job? What about the family situation? ”

This series of questions stopped Song Dabao, he hesitated for a moment, and said truthfully: "This, this, I haven't asked yet, because I can't understand what he said?" Don't know what she said? ”

"Ah, what? Is it a foreigner? Where do you see her from? Song Xiaobei asked in surprise. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Chinese, black hair, but quite tall, a bit like those models in the United States."

"Okay, so be it, I'll go back immediately and give you a staff officer."

"She doesn't have any clothes to wear, not even panties, so bring them with you when you come back and buy her two clothes."

"What? Why don't you have any clothes, so how did she get to you? Song Xiaobei was even more incredible, so he asked suspiciously: "Brother, you can't have a cold, are you talking nonsense?" ”

"Brother is talking to you on Aunt Wang's phone."

"Oh, okay then, you go and measure her bust, waist, dress length, pants length or something, if you don't know how to measure, let Aunt Wang measure it for you, and then tell me."

"Okay then." Song Dabao hung up the phone and asked Aunt Wang to measure the size of the woman who was entangled with him last night, Aunt Wang heard Song Dabao tell Song Xiaobei that she had a partner, and she didn't wear clothes, so she wanted to see what kind of woman it was? took a ruler and followed Song Dabao.

In the tent, the woman had already woken up, put on Song Dabao's clothes, and was combing her waist-length black hair with her fingers.

Aunt Wang was startled when she saw that the woman was tall and slender, her complexion was white and creamy, her face was delicate but her expression was angry, and she muttered in her heart: "Could this be the legendary vixen, in real life, where to find such a beautiful person?" Not to mention in this mountain cellar. ”

"Ouou, I'll ask my sister to buy you clothes, and ask Aunt Wang to measure your body." When Song Dabao made love with the woman last night, he accidentally found him Oh, the woman responded with a hmm, and thought that the woman was called Ouou, so he called the woman Ouou, and he pointed his fingers while talking. The woman he called Ouou understood what he meant, lost her hostility towards Aunt Wang, smiled at Aunt Wang and stood up, and asked Aunt Wang to measure her figure.

This Aunt Wang, in her forties, has studied tailoring, although the craft is not much, but the basic skills of measuring the body are still very proficient, she took a soft ruler and began to measure, and wrote down the woman's body size one by one: "The chest circumference is forty-two centimeters, the waist circumference is two feet two, the trouser length is one meter two, and the length of the dress is seventy-six centimeters." When she measured the woman's slenderness, she found that the woman's fingernails were particularly long, like a sharp sword, and she was startled, combined with the woman's large body size, she had always been superstitious and mistakenly thought that the woman was the legendary goblin, and immediately her face was like earth, and she said to Song Dabao: "Dabao, the measurement is good, I'll go back and tell your family Xiaobei." After that, he got out of the tent, and as soon as he got out of the tent, he ran back to the house, closed the door tightly, and called Song Xiaobei breathlessly and said: "Oh, Xiaobei, your brother is probably entangled by a goblin, I went to measure her body just now, her nails are old, as long as the ghost nails in the TV series "Liao Zhai", you can quickly call some people back." ”

"How is that possible?" Song Xiaobei is a college student, and she still reads philosophy well, so she smiled and said, "Auntie, what's the ghost?" What do you think she's the size of? ”

Aunt Wang looked out the window in a panic, and when she saw that no one was coming, she calmed down a little and told Xiaobei the size of the woman.

"Okay, Aunt Wang, I remember, thank you." Song Xiaobei hung up the phone, wrote down the size in the notebook, and thought to herself: "This size is obviously the model's figure, there is no woman with a leg length of one meter and two meters within a hundred miles of my hometown, no, I have to go back quickly to see what is going on." She made up her mind, asked for a leave, went to the mall to buy two clothes for the woman inside and out according to the size left, and took the plane to catch up, two days later she returned to her hometown, the tent where her brother lived, but saw his brother crying on the bed with tears streaming down his face, and there was no woman there, so he asked: "Brother, what's the matter?" ”

Song Dabao sat up and said sadly: "Xiaobei, your sister-in-law Ouou was beaten away by the village chief. ”

Song Xiaobei asked in astonishment, "What?" Where did you go? Why fight? Seeing that Song Dabaozui Village was trembling and speechless, he said, "I'll go to the village chief." She put down her salute and hurried to the village chief's house, and asked the village chief, who was sitting in the courtyard smoking dry tobacco: "Village chief, why did you take someone to beat my sister-in-law away?" ”

The village chief's name is Wang Brick, in his sixties, bald and uncovered, wearing a white vest and a light blue Zhongshan suit, seeing that Song Xiaobei, the only college student in the village, is back, he quickly got up and greeted him with a smile: "Xiaobei is back," after greeting, he saw that Xiaobei, who was wearing a blue professional overalls, was a little angry, and quickly explained: "You mean the woman your brother brought back, then that's a person, it's a monster, your brother took her around the village, and when she got to a crowded place, Wang Lanjun's son Wang Gray touched her buttocks, As a result, her long nails cut her belly all of a sudden, and her intestines fell out, and now she is sent to the hospital, and I don't know if she is alive or not, do you say that if she is a human, can she scratch the flesh and skin of the person to expose the intestines? I saw it clearly in front of me, in order to save Wang Ash, and a few people to block, but she jumped on the beam of the house, on the newly built house of Wang Ash's family, more than four meters high, easy to go up all of a sudden, how high can you say the Olympic champion in high jump can jump? ”

In Song Xiaobei's impression, the village chief Wang Zhuan is an upright person and doesn't like to talk, but she couldn't believe what she said this time, so she said: "What you said is too mysterious, now I want to know where my sister-in-law went?" ”

"Run, run to the mountains, Wang Gray Lao Tzu took out ** and shot her in a hurry, she ran away, why do you still want to find her back, don't look for it, if you find it, she may have eaten your brother that day." The village chief Wang Zhuan lit another pot of dry cigarettes, took a puff and said: "Now I don't know whether Wang Ash is alive or dead, if he is dead, forget it, if he is alive and lives in the hospital, then the family will definitely ask your family for medical expenses or something, and when you come back, you will quickly go to the hospital to see Wang Ash first, and strive to make the family forgive you and ask you less for medical expenses." ”

Song Xiaobei breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Did you call the police at that time?" ”

"What are you calling the police? When the police came, they couldn't do anything, and they had to have a meal in our village, but they didn't report it. "The village chief Wang Brick has rich experience in life, because someone in the village has lost something in the past and called the police, but the police came, and they did not solve the case, but also ate a meal in the village, asked for some fuel and left, so they have a bad impression of the police, so they will not easily call the police if there are some cases that are not human lives.

"Oh, that's fine, I'll go back then." Song Xiaobei saw that he couldn't tell the village chief about the result, so he returned home and said to his brother: "Brother, the village chief told me that the gull scratched the belly of the king of gray ash at once, so that his intestines were exposed, is it true?" ”

Song Dabao nodded.

"Then she jumped to the roof of Wang Gray's house all of a sudden, is it true?"

Song Dabao nodded again. Song Xiaobei's eyes widened in shock, but she thought to herself, how could there be ghosts in this world? Being able to scratch people's belly at once and jump on the roof more than four meters high at once can only show that people's health is good, but it can't mean that people are monsters. Then he asked, "Then did that Wang Gray and his father shoot her with a gun?" ”

"Yes, as soon as the gun went off, she disappeared, and after a while, someone said that I saw her running into the woods on the mountain, so I went to look for her, and I didn't find it for a long time, hey, you're back, let's eat a bowl of noodles for my brother, and I'll look for it when my brother is full." Song Dabao said weakly.

"That's okay, see you're hungry, I'll give you a bowl of noodles first, but we have to look at that Wang Ash's injuries first, if he dies, let's find her, and she will be arrested by the Public Security Bureau." Song Xiaobei said as she started cooking for her brother.

"Then I can't help but look for it, she's still pregnant with your nephew." After Song Dabao ate a bowl of noodles made by his sister, he went to the mountains, walked through the dense jungle, walked a few steps and shouted: "Ouou, where are you?" When it was almost dark, he walked back, and suddenly he heard the wind blowing the leaves, and when he looked back, he saw his gull gracefully flying down from a tree and standing in front of him, and he hurriedly hugged him and said, "Gull, I have found you." Next, I took a closer look at Ouou's body to see if he was shot by Wang Gray's father, and after seeing that his body was intact, he hugged Ouou again.