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"Did you do something unseemly? I don't have energy early in the morning. "The eldest lady doesn't know if she's in a good mood or what, so she changed into a horse costume and rode a horse, but in terms of image, it's pretty good.

"I don't know if it's ugly or not, but the heroine is you, Miss...", I replied with a smile.

The eldest lady blushed, as if she understood what I was talking about, and then snorted lightly and scolded something.

"Mulinthia, why is it so good today?" Alan staggered after me with an umbrella.

I was speechless: "Hey, are you having a convulsion or what's wrong?" What kind of umbrella does the sun have? ”

Alan retorted righteously: "You don't understand, it's because the sun is too big, that's why I have to protect my skin!" ”

Is there something wrong with this guy?

"Did you take the wrong medicine?" I asked him.

Alan snorted twice, then leaned close to me and whispered, "Actually, last night I found out that Ti El had been staring at my neck in a daze, and then she would blush when I looked at her, so I thought Ti Elmo is not the type she likes is a pseudo-girl?" ”

I held my forehead: "What kind of logic is this, why does the neck associate with a pseudo-mother?" ”

Alan smiled: "Because last night, I wore a silk scarf around my neck, which is the kind of magical clothing that can make girls cute, silk scarves." ”

I was speechless, and then noticed a prominent thing around his neck that kept catching my eye.

So I just stared.

Sensing my gaze, Alan took a step back in surprise and said, "You, you, isn't it that you are also a pseudo-mother..."

I stepped forward and reached out and ripped the hair off his neck.

"Ouch. It hurts. Alan exclaimed.

I showed him the hair and said, "This hair of yours has grown on top of your mole, so brightly colored." ”

Alan was stunned.

I lost my hair and said, "But the road of the puppet mother is not impossible to go on, after all, all roads lead to Rome, and there is no precedent for the puppet mother to open a harem." ”

Alan continues to petrify.

The eldest lady asked with some uncertainty, "Is it okay to leave him alone like this?" ”

I looked up at the sky at 45 degrees and said, "This guy is a stone, and he petrified at every turn." ”

The eldest lady asked again, "I heard you say that he has a silk scarf, right?" ”

I asked her curiously, "What, is the silk scarf poisonous?" ”

The eldest lady couldn't smile bitterly, so she could only tell the truth: "Actually, it's because the silk scarf is not cheap, so I'm just a little surprised." ”

I explained: "This guy says he's from the Sabah family, have you heard of it?" ”

The eldest lady shook her head, and then said, "I haven't heard of it, but I heard that the name may be a nobleman from the East." ”

"Oh." I nodded and didn't ask any more.

"Miss, brother, it's almost time to go." The captain of the knights came over and let him know.

"Understood." I answered, and then said, "Miss, you better go back to the carriage, you might ride all the way on the horse, and your ass will be rotten." ”

The eldest lady gritted her teeth and snorted: "Where am I so precious, it's not that I haven't ridden a horse, let alone riding for a day, even if I ride for a month, I can stick to it." ”

"Is that so?" I asked.

"Of course!" The eldest lady accidentally fell into the trap.

"So how about it, you and Diana and Bag-chan for a change." I asked.

"Who are they?" The eldest lady asked.

"It's the two teammates on pack horses." I pointed it out to her.

There, Diana was sitting in a precarious position to test whether the soothing injuries caused by her riding were effective in the way Tiel had given her.

Don't ask me how I know, these are the little things of everyday life.

The eldest lady thought about it for a moment, and then said, "Okay! Indeed, the two of them seem to have been unable to stand it for a day yesterday. I should take care of them. ”

Hehe, the conspiracy succeeded.

I immediately called the two of them over.

"Huh!?" Diana was immediately shocked: "How can this be? Miss Sasalan, who is a nobleman, gave us the carriage to sit in? She seemed a little reluctant.

"Then thank you, Sister Sasalan." Bag-chan immediately appreciated it.

GoodJob, I quietly gave Bag-chan a thumbs up. Bag-chan also looked at me and smiled happily.

"Bag-chan, how can this be?" Diana tried to persuade Bag-chan to change her mind. "Miss Sasa Lan is a nobleman."

The eldest lady stopped and interrupted: "Okay, don't talk about it, I want to ride a horse, so the carriage is empty, you are weaker, and it is natural to take the carriage." The strong have an obligation to help the weak. ”

Diana stopped talking, looked at the eldest lady, showed a lovely smile, and said, "Miss Sasalan is a good person." ”

I don't know what stimulated me, the eldest lady froze, and murmured, "Why are you so beautiful with this smile?" ”

Diana didn't hear it, so she couldn't answer. But I heard it.

How to say it, why it is beautiful, this is a question worth pondering.

Eventually, our group started again. Because the eldest lady was making a lot of noise, the speed was much faster than before. One day and two days of walking. Thankfully, there were no surprises today.

In the evening, we stopped again, because the eldest lady said that she was tired and wanted to rest early. So I sat idle by the campfire in a daze.

"Mulinsia, what you said in the morning, is it true?" Alan came over and asked, somewhat uncertain.

"Huh? What's going on? I asked.

Alan went crazy and said, "It's the one you said, I don't necessarily want to be popular as a pseudo-mother!" ”

"Hahaha, stop dreaming, just you? Hahaha! "I just didn't laugh out of my stomach.

Is this guy stupid? I actually thought of the pseudo-mother. Alas, wait... There's a question.

If this guy really turns into a pseudo-mother, the stupid attribute will be converted into a cute attribute, the short man will become petite, and the sissy will become cute...

"What's wrong, why is it not enough to look at me and laugh at me?" Alan hugged his chest angrily and snorted.

If it was a pseudo-mother, the scene just now would become: "People are angry, what are they still looking at?" Hum! Big. The girl shook her head and flew with tsundere blonde hair.

Holy, real hurt!

This guy says it doesn't have to work!

"Mulinthia?" Tiel suddenly came up and squirmed, as if she was embarrassed.

"What's wrong?" I put a question mark on my head, expressing doubt.

"That—" Ti El came out as if it was impossible to speak, his hands stirring the hem of his coat and his legs together.

I understand. Tsk, really...

"Ahh Well, I'll leave this matter to Alan! It just so happens that he recently wants to change jobs to be a pseudo-mother, so you can use him as a woman! "I'm like an unscrupulous manufacturer, selling counterfeit products Allen.

Alan wondered, "Huh? ”

I patted him on the head and said, "Ha Mao aha, just let me go." ”

The second monk of Allen was confused, and was taken away by Ti Er, who was a little unable to hold back.

I felt a little uncomfortable, thinking about what to do, so I just quietly followed. Anyway, it's dark and you can't see your fingers, so it's okay to go and see.

Then he saw that Alan was being led there, and still didn't understand what was going on, so he asked, "What's the matter, Ti El, could it be that you are looking for some treasure?" ”

What the hell is this, why is it so speechless?

Tielle's face was flushed, and she was so shy that she could barely hold it back, and she didn't have the heart to answer his question.

So this guy Alan really thought it was a treasure hunt.

Can I say this be a little more stupid?

"Well, just stand over there." With that, Tiel hid behind a tree.

Alan asked curiously, "What do you mean?" Tiel, alas? I can't find you. ”

Ti El was almost frightened back from the work he had just prepared, and quickly held his breath to prevent this idiot from finding out.

Then Alan was stupid. Where has this man gone?

So he shouted and searched everywhere. "Tiel? Tiel? ”

Tiel tensed until Alan's voice faded away.

Everything fell silent, and the darkness around her made her shiver a little.

"Hmm—" she let out a terrified murmur.

I reluctantly said, "Don't worry, I'm on the side." ”

Then she was startled, and after waiting for a while to calm down, she heard the sound of water in Shiruru.

Then she let out a cry of shame: "Uh-huh......"

I blushed and could only pretend I didn't hear.

Anyway, this amount of water is a bit large, could it be that it has been held back for a long time?

Uh, don't think about it...

By the campfire, I sat there with an old face pretending that nothing had happened.

Tiel also sat not far away with a red face, speechless.

Alan finally returned, and immediately said in surprise: "What! It turns out that Tiel has already returned, and I am so easy to find that I was almost bitten to death by a snake! What is the matter, why did you tell me to go and leave me and disappear? ”

Alan came to his senses and said in surprise: "Isn't it amusing me?" His eyes suddenly became unfriendly, and he just rolled up his sleeves.

I smashed him a walnut and said, "Eat your stuff and talk less!" Really, there is not enough success, and there are more failures. ”

He was stupid: "What do you mean? What about you again. ”

I was speechless and said: "That means that you are a fool, become a pseudo-mother as soon as possible, otherwise you will never want to open a harem for the rest of your life!" ”

He had a seizure all of a sudden: "Hmph, if you let me be a pseudo-mother, I will be a pseudo-mother, then I will be very faceless." ”

I'm holding my forehead, this idiot, there's no help.

I didn't bother to sit in this speechless place anymore, and simply got up and walked around.

Communicate with the knights to exchange political information, ask Diana how she is today, and then approach the carriage.

Why come here?

"Uh. Well. Not. ”

Gasping? Miss? No way? So powerful?

No, no, you can't make subjective assumptions. It doesn't have to be passive!

Worst!

I quickly slammed the carriage door and shouted, "Miss, it's all right." ”

Then I saw the eldest lady crying and scribbling a little red ass applying medicine there.

Forehead...

The eldest lady looked at me blankly with tears in her eyes.

"Sorry, I went to the wrong set." With an apology, I closed the door and went out again.

However, that scene still lingered in my mind for a long time.

It turns out that the big lady's ass is so cute? Wait, isn't this a bit too idiotic?

It should be said that young girls are really wonderful!

Isn't this still an idiot?! I flipped the table in anger!

However, is the eldest lady actually the type without *? It always feels smooth and slippery, as if it was bullying.

Oops, is a mere lady going to turn me into Lance mode? No, I'm Mullingia. Ed. Somla is a warrior of love and justice. How can you be tempted by demons.

However, it really seems to be bullying the eldest lady. It's hard to do it! Is Reims mode the mode that adventurers should have?

Shaking my head and shaking the mess out of my head, I heard the call of the eldest lady inside.

So I went in.

The eldest lady has changed her clothes from the beginning.

As soon as I was about to apologize, the eldest lady apologized first: "I'm sorry, I lied, in fact, my ass can't stand a month of horseback riding at all." I can't stand it just for a day of riding. Her blue eyes were full of moist quasi-tears, and she seemed very sorry for lying.

My heart melted into something all at once.

The eldest lady is really cute, in every way.

"It's okay, because it's not actually your fault." I said with a smile.

The eldest lady was puzzled, tilting her head as if there was a question mark on her head.

"Because you've ridden too much, you've ridden two days in one day." I explained, "Do you know why we can check how far we should go in a day?" It is because of the consideration of whether people can persevere in the long journey. If you walk for two days a day, it will definitely be uncomfortable. ”

She lowered her head and looked like she had confessed her mistake.

I didn't want to see her like this, and said, "Well, but I don't blame you, after all, you are not a person who often leads the way, and it is natural that you don't know about this." So let's stay in the carriage honestly tomorrow. ”

She suddenly asked, "What about Diana and Bag-chan?" ”

I laughed and said, "Is it possible that your carriage can't fit three people?" ”

"Oh." She nodded.

"Show me. Ointment. "I reached out to see what she was wearing.

Outcome...

"Cooling Balm...? I said, are you stupid? "I'm speechless.

"Because, it's more comfortable." She held her head and looked pitiful not to scold me.

I went out with black lines on my head and went to find Alan and got a bottle of serious ointment.

The eldest lady was startled by my return, and quickly stood up from her stomach.

"Keep lying on your stomach, by the way, unwrap your clothes, and I'll paint it on you." I looked at her clumsy appearance and said naturally.

She also listened bitterly.

After maintaining the awe-inspiring state of righteousness on my side for a while, it felt wrong when I applied it.

What is this, the little ass I expected from the eldest lady is in front of me!

This, this, this.

As soon as I didn't pay attention, some liquid came out of my nose and dripped on the eldest lady's ass.

Nosebleeds, yes.

The eldest lady felt the itch and touched it, and as a result.

"Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!h A big shout!

She was surprised, "Mulinsia, did you actually break my one?" ”

I had a headache and said, "What are you talking nonsense?" ”

She muttered, "Didn't you say that a woman's first time is to bleed?" ”

I was speechless: "What kind of woman are you, you are a girl." ”

She smiled: "What are you afraid of, didn't we make a deal anyway?" I don't blame you. ”

I was speechless: "I'm not Lance, you must not slander me, otherwise I will be angry and even afraid of myself." ”

She said helplessly: "I know, aren't people just joking?" ”

I calmed down and quietly helped her finish the ointment.

"Alright, I'm leaving. You can sleep on your stomach at night. I was rambling.

"Got it, Mullincia. Ed. Somla. She smiled.

"Why are you calling me by my full name all of a sudden?" I'm weird.

"It's nothing, let's go back." She waved her hand to get out of here.

I didn't know what else I could do to stay, so I hurried away.

It's been a really noisy day.